Register : S Filename : B141201 Title : ? Date : ? Time : ? Recording device : wlk Length of conversation : ? Word count : 3538 County : Greater London Locality : Islington Setting : home Activity : ? Type of conversation : conversation Superfield : ? Subject/Topic : ? Individual subject : ? Spontaneity rating : 3 Audience size : 2 Background : ? Identifier : 1 Name : Danny Gender : m Age : 13 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : 2 Relationship to respondent : respondent Other relationships : son17 Background : ? Identifier : Name : Michael Gender : m Age : 54 First Language : BrE Dialect : ? Occupation : publican Education : ? Social Group : 2 Relationship to respondent : father Other relationships : ? Background : ?

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Seriously&RR;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; only&JJ; logical&JJ; a&FU; only&JJ; logical&JJ; reason&NN1; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; but&CCB; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; really&RR; quite&RG;,&YCOM; quite&RG; bad&JJ; is&VBZ;n't&XX; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; Dreadful&JJ;,&YCOM; poor&JJ; parents&NN2; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; erm&FU;,&YCOM; more&DAR; than&CSN; anything&PN1; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; stupid&JJ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; reckon&VV0; Well&RR;,&YCOM; all&DB; these&DD2; things&NN2; are&VBR; done&VDN; with&IW; the&AT; best&JJT; of&IO; in&FU; intentions&NN2; you&PPY; know&VV0; but&CCB; erm&FU; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; only&JJ;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; only&JJ; logical&JJ; reason&NN1; because&CS; they&PPHS2; ca&VM;n't&XX; seem&VVI; to&TO; find&VVI; anyⅅ other&JJ; evidence&NN1; as toⅈ the&AT; cause&NN1; of&IO; it&PPH1; you&PPY; see&VV0; Yeah&UH; So&RR; it&PPH1; can&VM; only&RR; be&VBI; human&JJ; failure&NN1; ie&REX; that&CST; she&PPHS1; was&VBDZ; driving&VVG; and&CC; just&RR; sort of&RR; lost&VVN; her&APPGE; concentration&NN1; for&IF; a&AT1; few&DA2; seconds&NNT2; and&CC; that&DD1; was&VBDZ; fatal&JJ; Stupid&JJ; Well&RR;,&YCOM; these&DD2; things&NN2; happen&VV0; Danny&NP1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; no&RR; good&JJ; saying&VVG; stupid&JJ;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; just&RR; unfortunate&JJ;.&YSTP; The&AT; only&JJ; thing&NN1; is&VBZ; the&AT; traj&FU; tragedy&NN1; that&CST; follows&VVZ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; read&VVD; the&AT; two&MC; that&CST; survived&VVD;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2; have&VH0;n't&XX; told&VVN; them&PPHO2; yet&RR; that&CST; the&AT; rest&NN1; of&IO; their&APPGE; friends&NN2; are&VBR; dead&JJ; because&CS; they&PPHS2; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; be&VBI; too&RG; traumatized&JJ; But&CCB; surely&RR; they&PPHS2; would&VM; have&VHI; read&VVN; the&AT; papers&NN2; No&UH;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; inⅈ hospital&NN1;,&YCOM; badly&RR; injured&JJ; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; what&DDQ;?&YQUE; broken&JJ; limbs&NN2;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; believe&VV0;,&YCOM; well&RR; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; aboutⅈ broken&JJ; limbs&NN2;,&YCOM; but&CCB; they&PPHS2; there&EX; were&VBDR; four&MC; that&CST; survived&VVD; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; got&VVD; out ofⅈ the&AT; back&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; back&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; van&NN1; but&CCB; erm&FU; they&PPHS2; had&VHD; serious&JJ; burns&NN2; and&CC; such&DA;.&YSTP; Dreadful&JJ; tragedy&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; saw&VVD; a&AT1; picture&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; wreckage&NN1; Oh&UH; dear&UH;,&YCOM; oh&UH; dear&UH; Did&VDD; it&PPH1; catch&VVI; fire&NN1;?&YQUE; Yes&UH;,&YCOM; it&PPH1; burst&VVD; intoⅈ a&AT1; ball&NN1; of&IO; flame&NN1; onⅈ impact&NN1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1; ran&VVD; intoⅈ the&AT; back&NN1; of&IO; this&DD1; motorway&NN1; maintenance&NN1; vehicle&NN1; that&CST; was&VBDZ; parked&VVN; onⅈ the&AT; hard&JJ; shoulder&NN1; and&CC; er&FU; just&RR; burst&VVD; intoⅈ flames&NN2; but&CCB; how&RRQ; they&PPHS2; can&VM; say&VVI; they&PPHS2; died&VVD; instantly&RR; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; just&RR; trying&VVG; to&TO; relieve&VVI; Cover&VVI; up&RP; relieve&VVI; the&AT; parents&NN2; fe&FU; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; fears&NN2; asⅈ such&DA;.&YSTP; That&DD1; must&VM; have&VHI; been&VBN; a&AT1; horrendous&JJ; death&NN1; for&IF; someⅅ of&IO; them&PPHO2; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN;ta&TO; do&VDI; someⅅ more&DAR; batteries&NN2; for&IF; er&FU; Someⅅ more&DAR;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; should&VM; think&VVI; you&FU; the&AT; batteries&NN2; you&PPY; take&VV0; we&PPIS2; could&VM; open&VVI; a&AT1; factory&NN1; I&PPIS1; would&VM; think&VVI; What&DDQ; d'&VD0;you&PPY; mean&VVI;?&YQUE; What&DDQ; do&VD0; I&PPIS1; mean&VVI;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH; How&RRQ; does&VDZ; that&DD1; work&VVI; that&DD1; battery-tester&NN1;?&YQUE; You&PPY; have&VH0; to&TO; put&VVI; them&PPHO2; all&DB; inⅈ a&AT1; s&FU; inⅈ there&RL; Yes&UH; Push&VV0; it&PPH1; up&RP; there&RL; and&CC; then&RT; squeeze&VV0;.&YSTP; This&DD1; probably&RR;,&YCOM; this&DD1; one&PN1; does&VDZ;n't&XX; work&VVI;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; it&PPH1; does&VDZ; now&RT; Oh&UH;,&YCOM; that&DD1; tells&VVZ; you&PPY; that&CST; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; alive&JJ;,&YCOM; does&VDZ;n't&XX; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH; Oh&UH; I&PPIS1; see&VV0; oh&UH; right&RR;.&YSTP; Tells&VVZ; you&PPY; how&RGQ; much&DA1; life&NN1; is&VBZ; inⅈ the&AT; battery&NN1; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Look&VV0;,&YCOM; see&VV0;?&YQUE; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; good&JJ; one&PN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; right&RR; All&DB; of&IO; these&DD2; are&VBR; good&JJ; so&RR; all&DB; of&IO; these&DD2; are&VBR; tested&JJ; yeah&UH; but&CCB; erm&FU; as&CSA; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; saying&VVG;,&YCOM; when&CS; we&PPIS2; onⅈ science&NN1; this&DD1; morning&NNT1; we&PPIS2; were&VBDR; watching&VVG; that&DD1; film&NN1; aboutⅈ the&AT; vitamins&NN2; Aboutⅈ the&AT; what&DDQ;?&YQUE; the&AT; vitamins&NN2;,&YCOM; and&CC; erm&FU; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; a&AT1; criminologist&NN1; that&CST; first&MD; came&VVD; up&RP; with&IW; it&PPH1; aboutⅈ it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; your&APPGE; it&PPH1; could&VM; help&VVI; you&PPY; mentally&RR;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; best&JJT; thing&NN1;.&YSTP; And&CC; wh&FU; what&DDQ; they&PPHS2; did&VDD;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2; carried&VVD; out&RP; this&DD1; test&NN1; and&CC; they&PPHS2; er&FU; oh&UH; juvenile&JJ; delinquency&NN1; inⅈ a&AT1; home&NN1; inⅈ America&NP1; and&CC; they&PPHS2; erm&FU; were&VBDR; giving&VVG; him&PPHO1; the&AT; pills&NN2;.&YSTP; They&PPHS2; carried&VVD; out&RP; this&DD1; test&NN1; and&CC; er&FU; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; attempted&JJ; escapes&NN2;,&YCOM; went&VVD; down&RP; byⅈ eighty&MC; five&MC; percent&NNU; Oh&UH; right&RR; and&CC; general&JJ; behaviour&NN1; we&FU; was&VBDZ; really&RR; a lot&RR; improved&VVN; because&CS; erm&FU; they&PPHS2; had&VHD; taken&VVN; all&DB; their&APPGE; normal&JJ; food&NN1; likeⅈ Mars&NP1; bars&NN2; and&CC; stuff&NN1; likeⅈ that&DD1; and&CC; replaced&VVD; it&PPH1; with&IW; like&RR; healthy&JJ; food&NN1; and&CC; er&FU; all&DB; the&AT; coke&NN1; machines&NN2; they&PPHS2; replaced&VVD; with&IW; like&RR; fresh&JJ; fruit&NN; drinks&NN2;.&YSTP; Likeⅈ the&AT; can&NN1; So&RR; what&DDQ; time&NNT1; should&VM; it&PPH1; be&VBI; starting&VVG; tonight&RT;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; believe&VV0; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; seven&MC; o'clock&RA;,&YCOM; seven&MC; tillⅈ about&RG; nine&MC; I&PPIS1; believe&VV0;.&YSTP; About&RG; nine&MC;?&YQUE; Mhm&UH;,&YCOM; or&CC; seven&MC; thirty&MC;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; not&XX; quite&RG; sure&JJ; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; wondering&VVG; Hope&VV0; mother&NN1;'s&VHZ; covered&VVN; the&AT; change-over&NN1; period&NN1; Yeah&UH; concerned&JJ; aboutⅈ Do&VD0; these&DD2; like&RR; pick&VVI; up&RP; the&AT; sound&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; wheels&NN2; coming&VVG; throughⅈ?&YQUE; Onⅈ these&DD2; traffic&NN1; lights&NN2; upⅈ the&AT; road&NN1; been&VBN; down&RP; toⅈ that&DD1; football&NN1; match&NN1; actually&RR; cos&CS; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; absolutely&RR; nose&NN1; toⅈ tail&NN1; right&RR; the&AT; way&NN1; there&RL; right&RR; the&AT; way&NN1; down&RP; &address;&NN1; here&RL; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; you&PPY; know&VV0; when&RRQ; England&NP1; lost&VVD; again&RT; oh&UH;,&YCOM; what&DDQ; am&VBM; I&PPIS1; saying&VVG;,&YCOM; won&VVD; againstⅈ Spain&NP1;?&YQUE; Beat&VVD; them&PPHO2; seven&MC; one&MC1; No&UH;,&YCOM; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ;n't&XX; Spain&NP1; they&PPHS2; were&VBDR; playing&VVG; Who&PNQS; was&VBDZ; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; It&PPH1; was&VBDZ; erm&FU; someⅅ backward-type&JJ; country&NN1;,&YCOM; ca&VM;n't&XX; think&VVI; of&IO; the&AT; name&NN1; of&IO; them&PPHO2; now&RT;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; put&VV0; it&PPH1; on&RP; inⅈ the&AT; pub&NN1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; put&VV0; the&AT; television&NN1; on&RP; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; we&PPIS2; won&VVD; seven&MC; one&MC1; Could&VM;n't&XX; believe&VVI; it&PPH1; when&CS; they&PPHS2; got&VVD; the&AT; first&MD; goal&NN1; afterⅈ ten&MC; seconds&NNT2; Who&PNQS;,&YCOM; England&NP1;?&YQUE; No&UH;,&YCOM; the&AT; the&AT; other&JJ; the&AT; opposition&NN1; Ten&MC; seconds&NNT2;?&YQUE; Mhm&UH;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN;ta&TO; be&VBI; a&AT1; world&NN1; record&NN1; that&DD1; I&PPIS1; would&VM; think&VVI; inⅈ a&AT1; world&NN1; cup&NN1;.&YSTP; Scored&VVN; ten&MC; seconds&NNT2;,&YCOM; the&AT; game&NN1; was&VBDZ; ten&MC; seconds&NNT2; old&JJ;.&YSTP; England&NP1; needed&VVD; to&TO; win&VVI; seven&MC; nil&PN1; to&TO; stand&VVI; anyⅅ chance&NN1; and&CC; Poland&NP1; needed&VVD; to&TO; beat&VVI; Holland&NP1; inⅈ the&AT; f&FU; inⅈ the&AT; event&NN1; Holland&NP1; beat&VVD; Poland&NP1; three&MC; one&MC1; so&RR; England&NP1;,&YCOM; if&CS; they&PPHS2; got&VVD; seventy&MC;,&YCOM; would&VM;n't&XX; have&VHI; got&VVN; through&RP; Yeah&UH; but&CCB; erm&FU; that&DD1; that&DD1; when&CS; the&AT; when&CS; we&PPIS2; listened&VVD; toⅈ it&PPH1; when&CS; we&PPIS2;'re&VBR; doing&VDG; prayer&NN1; Pardon&NN1;?&YQUE; We&PPIS2; had&VHD; that&DD1; one&MC1; nil&PN1; down&RP; and&CC; we&PPIS2; thought&VVD; that&DD1; was&VBDZ; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; there&EX; was&VBDZ; no&AT; hope&NN1; and&CC; then&RT; they&PPHS2; came&VVD; back&RP; seven&MC; goals&NN2; Still&RR; was&VBDZ;n't&XX; enoughⅅ goals&NN2; though&RR; even if&CS; Poland&NP1; had&VHD; beaten&VVN; Holland&NP1;,&YCOM; England&NP1; still&RR; would&VM;n't&XX; have&VHI; qualified&VVN; because&CS; they&PPHS2; needed&VVD;,&YCOM; because&CS; er&FU; the&AT; opposition&NN1; got&VVD; a&AT1; goal&NN1;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2; need&VV0; to&TO; be&VBI;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2; had&VHD; to&TO; win&VVI; byⅈ seven&MC; clear&JJ; goals&NN2; so&RR; that&DD1; meant&VVD; they&PPHS2; had&VHD; to&TO; win&VVI; eight&MC; one&MC1;,&YCOM; not&XX; seven&MC; one&MC1;,&YCOM; you&PPY; see&VV0;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; Well&RR; what&DDQ; aboutⅈ if&CSW; England&NP1; had&VHD; won&VVN;?&YQUE; If&CS; Holland&NP1; would&VM;'ve&VHI; still&RR; beaten&VVN; Poland&NP1;?&YQUE; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; end&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; game&NN1;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; end&NN1; of&IO; it&PPH1; because&CS; onⅈ onⅈ erm&FU; once&CS; h&FU; Holland&NP1; needed&VVD; to&TO; lose&VVI; right&RR;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2; had&VHD; to&TO; lose&VVI;,&YCOM; Holland&NP1;,&YCOM; and&CC; er&FU; Poland&NP1; needed&VVD; to&TO; beat&VVI; Holland&NP1; and&CC; England&NP1; had&VHD; to&TO; win&VVI; byⅈ a&AT1; seven&MC; goal&NN1; majority&NN1; ie&REX; seven&MC; nil&PN1; or&CC; eight&MC; one&MC1;,&YCOM; seven&MC; one&MC1; would&VM;n't&XX; have&VHI; been&VBN; enoughⅅ even if&CS; Holland&NP1; had&VHD; lost&VVN; What&DDQ; if&CS; It&PPH1; had&VHD; to&TO; be&VBI; eight&MC; one&MC1; you&PPY; see&VV0; What&DDQ; if&CS; we&PPIS2; had&VHD;'ve&VHI; won&VVN; like&RR; fourteen&MC; nil&PN1;?&YQUE; It&PPH1; does&VDZ;n't&XX; matter&VVI;.&YSTP; If&CS; Holland&NP1;,&YCOM; Holland&NP1; had&VHD; to&TO; lose&VVI;,&YCOM; that&DD1; was&VBDZ; the&AT; that&DD1; was&VBDZ; the&AT; deciding&JJ; factor&NN1; But&CCB; why&RRQ;?&YQUE; Well&RR; because&CS; they&PPHS2; had&VHD; a&AT1; better&JJR; goal&NN1; average&NN1; inⅈ all&DB; the&AT; other&JJ; games&NN2;.&YSTP; See&VV0;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; likeⅈ a&AT1; league&NN1; table&NN1;.&YSTP; They&PPHS2; all&DB; played&VVD; erm&FU;,&YCOM; there&EX; was&VBDZ; Holland&NP1; Did&VDD; we&PPIS2; play&VVI; Holland&NP1;?&YQUE; Yes&UH;.&YSTP; Holland&NP1; beat&VVD; us&PPIO2;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; was&VBDZ; the&AT; score&NN1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; not&XX; sure&JJ; actually&RR;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; remember&VVI;.&YSTP; It&PPH1; must&VM;'ve&VHI; been&VBN; pr&FU; Taylor&NP1; still&RR; has&VHZ; the&AT; temerity&NN1; to&TO; hang&VVI; on toⅈ his&APPGE; job&NN1;.&YSTP; [ Graham&NP1; Taylor&NP1; ] [ Taylor&NP1;'s&VBZ; ] still&RR; in&RP; then&RT; Well&RR; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; still&RR; manager&NN1; atⅈ the&AT; moment&NN1; Well&RR; No&AT;,&YCOM; no&AT; signs&NN2; of&IO; him&PPHO1; resigning&VVG; Well&RR; they&PPHS2; kicked&VVD; him&PPHO1; out&RP; They&PPHS2; should&VM; have&VHI; done&VDN;,&YCOM; but&CCB; they&PPHS2; wo&VM;n't&XX;.&YSTP; His&APPGE; contract&NN1; does&VDZ;n't&XX; finish&VVI; untilⅈ next&MD; July&NPM1; Next&MD; July&NPM1; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; when&RRQ; his&APPGE; contract&NN1; finishes&VVZ; Yeah&UH; but&CCB; even if&CS; we&PPIS2; do&VD0; get&VVI; rid&VVN; of&IO; Taylor&NP1; who&PNQS; would&VM; become&VVI; England&NP1; [ manager&NN1; ]?&YQUE; [ that&DD1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; ] that&DD1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; point&NN1; of&IO; er&FU; conjecture&NN1; you&PPY; see&VV0;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; not&XX; s&FU; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; 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