Register : S Filename : B141707 Title : ? Date : ? Time : ? Recording device : wlk Length of conversation : ? Word count : 3665 County : Greater London Locality : Hertfordshire Setting : school study Activity : ? Type of conversation : conversation Superfield : ? Subject/Topic : ? Individual subject : ? Spontaneity rating : 3 Audience size : 5 Background : ? Identifier : 1 Name : Jock Gender : m Age : 16 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : 1 Relationship to respondent : respondent Other relationships : friend4 friend7 friend8 friend9 Background : ? Identifier : 4 Name : Nick Gender : m Age : 16 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : ? Relationship to respondent : friend Other relationships : friend7 friend8 friend9 Background : ? Identifier : 7 Name : Jim Gender : m Age : 15 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : ? Relationship to respondent : friend Other relationships : friend4 friend8 friend9 Background : ? Identifier : 8 Name : Rupert Gender : m Age : 16 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : ? Relationship to respondent : friend Other relationships : friend4 friend7 friend9 Background : ? Identifier : 9 Name : Julian Gender : m Age : 16 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : ? Relationship to respondent : friend Other relationships : friend4 friend7 friend8 Background : ?

You&PPY; give&VV0; them&PPHO2; both&DB2; toⅈ &name;&NP1;,&YCOM; afterⅈ the&AT; [ ] [ Erm&FU;,&YCOM; ] Who&PNQS;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; listen&VVI; toⅈ them&PPHO2; anyway&RR;?&YQUE; Someⅅ students&NN2; atⅈ the&AT; university&NN1; of&IO; Bergen&NP1;.&YSTP; Shit&NN1;!&YEX; They&PPHS2; just&RR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; analyze&VVI; likeⅈ length&NN1; of&IO; words&NN2; and&CC; [ that&DD1; ] [ Yeah&UH; they&PPHS2; ] gon&VVGK;na&TO; analyze&VVI; how&RRQ;,&YCOM; upper&JJ; class&NN1; teenagers&NN2; speak&VV0;.&YSTP; Bugger&NN1;!&YEX; How&RRQ; do&VD0; we&PPIS2;,&YCOM; how&RRQ; do&VD0; we&PPIS2; speak&VVI;.&YSTP; Charlie&NP1; Charlie&NP1; comes&VVZ; up toⅈ the&AT; common&JJ; room&NN1; last&MD; night&NNT1; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; Jimmy&NP1;,&YCOM; your&APPGE; compile&VV0; resembles&VVZ; Simon&NP1; &name;&NP1; onⅈ a&AT1; bad&JJ; day&NNT1;.&YSTP; [ He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; g&FU; ] [ ] He&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; bet&VV0; you&PPY; you&PPY;'re&VBR; disgusting&JJ;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; And&CC; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; just&RR; Alex&NP1; &name;&NP1; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; please&RR; go&VV0; and&CC; tidy&VV0; it&PPH1; up&RP; so&RR; and&CC; he&PPHS1; kept&VVD; on&RP; talking&VVG; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; right&RR;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; right&RR; you&PPY; can&VM; all&RR; stay&VVI; up untilⅈ eleven&MC; to&TO; watch&VVI; the&AT; end&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; football&NN1; [ if&CS; you&PPY; really&RR; want&VV0; to&TO; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; ] [ They&PPHS2;'re&VBR; removed&VVN;!&YEX; ] Stay&VV0; up to&RG; eleven&MC; o'clock&RA; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; [ believe&VVI; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; ] [ he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; ] right&RR; and&CC; then&RT; you&PPY; can&VM; go&VVI; bed&NN1;,&YCOM; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; go&VVI; and&CC; turn&VVI; the&AT; lights&NN2; out&RP; now&RT; so&RG; well&RR; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; tidy&VVI; my&APPGE; compile&VV0; if&CS; you&PPY;'re&VBR; [ gon&VVGK;na&TO; turn&VVI; the&AT; lights&NN2; out&RP;.&YSTP; ] [ ] And&CC; he&PPHS1; says&VVZ; toⅈ me&PPIO1; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; how&RRQ; am&VBM; I&PPIS1; supposed&JJ; to&TO; tidy&VVI; my&APPGE; compile&VV0;,&YCOM; inⅈ the&AT; But&CCB; you&PPY; did&VDD;n't&XX; see&VVI; Jimmy&NP1;'s≥ compile&VV0;,&YCOM; you&PPY; thought&VVD; you&PPY;'d&VHD; seen&VVN; it&PPH1; onⅈ a&AT1; bad&JJ; day&NNT1;,&YCOM; it&PPH1; had&VHD; clothes&NN2;,&YCOM; school&NN1; clothes&NN2; it&PPH1; had&VHD; rugby&NN1; kit&NN1;,&YCOM; [ it&PPH1; had&VHD; rugby&NN1; boots&NN2;,&YCOM; wet&JJ; towels&NN2;,&YCOM; ] [ I&PPIS1; just&RR; moved&VVD;.&YSTP; ] I&PPIS1; can&VM; [ imagine&VVI; that&DD1; ] [ ] Hey&UH;!&YEX; so&RR; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; right&RR; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; go&VVI; and&CC; turn&VVI; the&AT; lights&NN2; off&RP; now&RT; so&CS; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; well&RR; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; not&XX; gon&VVGK;na&TO; go&VVI; down&RP; there&RL; now&RT; if&CS; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; turning&VVG; all&DB; the&AT; lights&NN2; off&RP;,&YCOM; come&VV0; back&RP; up&RP; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; Jimmy&NP1; was&VBDZ; there&EX; anyⅅ doubt&NN1; inⅈ my&APPGE; voice&NN1; when&CS; I&PPIS1; told&VVD; you&PPY; to&TO; go&VVI; and&CC; tidy&VVI; your&APPGE; compile&VV0; I&PPIS1; said&VVD;,&YCOM; yeah&UH; but&CCB; you&PPY; said&VVD; you&PPY; were&VBDR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; go&VVI; and&CC; turn&VVI; the&AT; light&NN1; out&RP; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; yes&UH; after&CS; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; tidied&VVN; your&APPGE; compile&VV0; [ so&CS; you&PPY; could&VM; have&VHI; told&VVN; me&PPIO1;!&YEX; ] [ ] Oh&UH; not&XX;.&YSTP; &name;&NP1; and&CC; those&DD2; people&NN; like&RR; he&PPHS1; comes&VVZ; up toⅈ you&PPY;,&YCOM; and&CC; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; always&RR; like&RR; trying&VVG; to&TO; speak&VVI; toⅈ you&PPY;,&YCOM; No&UH; he&PPHS1; does&VDZ;n't&XX; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; [ just&JJ;,&YCOM; sort of&RR; ] [ &name;&NP1;,&YCOM; ] &name;&NP1; comes&VVZ; intoⅈ our&APPGE; compile&VV0; a&AT1; lot&NN1; and&CC; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; like&RR; he&PPHS1; just&RR; .&YSTP; Yeah&UH; but&CCB; when&CS; he&PPHS1; does&VDZ; come&VVI; up&RP; he&PPHS1; makes&VVZ; a&AT1; point&NN1; of&IO;,&YCOM; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; talking&VVG; toⅈ you&PPY;.&YSTP; Well&RR; he&PPHS1; never&RR; said&VVD; it&PPH1; toⅈ me&PPIO1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; had&VHD; that&DD1; quarter&NN1; of&IO; a&AT1; bottle&NN1; of&IO; Vodka&NN1; though&RR;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; well&RR; done&VDN; Sinna&NP1; That&DD1; means&VVZ; Charlie&NP1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Where&RRQ; did&VDD; you&PPY; put&VVI; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; [ ] [ Have&VH0; you&PPY; loc&FU; lock&VV0; your&APPGE; cupboards&NN2; ] Not&XX; now&RT;!&YEX; Sinna&NN1; that&CST; means&VVZ; Charlie&NP1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Or&CC; someone&PN1; else&RR; has&VHZ; got&VVN; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; falling&VVG; off&RP; though&RR;.&YSTP; Someone&PN1;,&YCOM; you&PPY;'d&VM; fucking&RR; better&RRR; pray&VVI; that&DD1; someone&PN1; else&RR; has&VHZ; got&VVN; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; [ ] [ Hey&UH;!&YEX; ] Sir&NN1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; been&VBN; framed&JJ; sir&NN1;!&YEX; And&CC; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; really&RR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; believe&VVI; you&PPY;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; said&VVD; I&PPIS1; would&VM;n't&XX; want&VVI; to&TO; [ talk&VVI; toⅈ him&PPHO1; ] [ Might&VM; do&VDI;.&YSTP; ] until&CS; he&PPHS1;,&YCOM; until&CS; he&PPHS1; wants&VVZ; to&TO; speak&VVI; [ toⅈ me&PPIO1;.&YSTP; ] [ Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; ] I&PPIS1;'d&VM; let&VVI; him&PPHO1; speak&VVI; toⅈ [ you&PPY;.&YSTP; ] [ Do&VD0;n't&XX; ] like&VVI; go&VV0; in&RP; and&CC; bring&VVI; it&PPH1; up&RP; and&CC; then&RT; [ ] a&AT1; bottle&NN1; of&IO; vodka&NN1; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; James&NP1;.&YSTP; You&PPY;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; someⅅ brains&NN2; ai&FU;n't&XX; you&PPY;.&YSTP; There&EX;'s&VBZ; Stevie&NP1; Just&RR; chill&VV0; out&RP; the&AT; brains&NN2; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; ca&VM;n't&XX; lock&VVI; his&APPGE; cupboard&NN1; yeah&UH; so&RR; where&RRQ;'s&VBZ; the&AT; [ ] [ ] And&CC; he&PPHS1; can&VM; lock&VVI; his&APPGE; tuck&NN1; box&NN1;?&YQUE; He&PPHS1; can&VM; lock&VVI; his&APPGE; tuck&NN1; box&NN1;.&YSTP; No&UH; the&AT; padlock&NN1; hangs&VVZ; on&RP; his&APPGE; tuck&NN1; box&NN1;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; do&VD0;n't&XX; he&PPHS1; put&VVI; those&DD2;,&YCOM; ?&YQUE; Where&RRQ;'s&VBZ; the&AT; can&NN1; ?&YQUE; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; Lying&VVG; inⅈ the&AT; middle&NN1; of&IO; [ the&AT; floor&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ Just&RR; ] lying&VVG; inⅈ the&AT; middle&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; floor&NN1;,&YCOM; which&DDQ; The&AT; floor&NN1;?&YQUE; yeah&UH; Charlie&NP1; literally&RR;,&YCOM; we&PPIS2;'d&VM; come&VVI; out ofⅈ chapel&NN1; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; cos&CS; Charlie&NP1; did&VDD;n't&XX; go&VVI; toⅈ chapel&NN1; this&DD1; morning&NNT1; must&VM; have&VHI; gone&VVN; toⅈ the&AT; early&JJ; service&NN1; or&CC; something&PN1; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; Jimmy&NP1; and&CC; Alistair&NP1; can&VM; you&PPY; go&VVI; over&RP; toⅈ the&AT; studies&NN2; and&CC; tidy&JJ;,&YCOM; James&NP1;'s≥ compile&VV0;,&YCOM; James&NP1;'s≥ study&NN1; please&RR;,&YCOM; cos&CS; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; inⅈ a&AT1; right&JJ; mess&NN1;.&YSTP; You&PPY; know&VV0; we&PPIS2; just&RR; walked&VVD; inⅈ there&RL; found&VVN; all&DB; the&AT; posters&NN2; as&RG; y&FU; literally&RR; as&CSA; yo&FU; more&DAR; or&CC; less&RRR; as&CSA; you&PPY; found&VVD; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; and&CC; left&VVD; the&AT; posters&NN2; down&RP; picked&VVD; the&AT; beer&NN1; can&VM; up&RP; put&VVI; them&PPHO2; onⅈ the&AT; desk&NN1; [ as well&RR;.&YSTP; ] [ Well&RR; James&NP1; ] all&DB; I&PPIS1; can&VM; say&VVI; is&VBZ;,&YCOM; well&RR; done&VDN;!&YEX; Have&VH0;n't&XX; done&VDN; anything&PN1;.&YSTP; D'&VD0;you&PPY; reckon&VVI; we&PPIS2;'ll&VM; get&VVI; done&VDN; atⅈ the&AT; weekend&NNT1;?&YQUE; You&PPY;.&YSTP; Did&VDD; anyone&PN1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH; [ absolute&JJ; ] [ ] Well&RR; someone&PN1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; get&VVI; done&VDN; onⅈ Sunday&NPD1;,&YCOM; onⅈ Monday&NPD1;,&YCOM; but&CCB; will&VM; you&PPY; James&NP1;?&YQUE; Oi&UH;!&YEX; James&NP1; that&CST; will&VM; be&VBI; your&APPGE; fourth&MD;.&YSTP; That&DD1; will&VM; be&VBI; quite&RG; impressive&JJ;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; only&RR; [ ] [ Your&APPGE; parents&NN2; ] will&VM; be&VBI; well&RR; pleased&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; will&VM; just&RR; say&VVI; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; mine&PPGE;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; Only&RR; just&RR; noticed&VVN;.&YSTP; You&PPY; have&VH0;n't&XX; noticed&VVN;?&YQUE; Bloody&RR; three&MC; weeks&NNT2;.&YSTP; How&RRQ; d'&VD0;ya&PPY; see&VVI; if&CSW; it&PPH1; sticks&VVZ; onⅈ the&AT; wall&NN1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; Alistair&NP1; [ decided&VVD; to&TO; lend&VVI; you&PPY; someⅅ.&YSTP; ] [ ] [ ] [ You&PPY;'ll&VM; you&PPY;'ll&VM; be&VBI; ] you&PPY;'ll&VM; be&VBI; likeⅈ you&PPY;'ll&VM; be&VBI; likeⅈ er&FU; Chris&NP1;'s≥,&YCOM; autobiography&NN1; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; master&NN1; of&IO; my&APPGE; dealings&NN2; with&IW; you&PPY;.&YSTP; How&RGQ; many&DA2; times&NNT2; have&VH0; you&PPY; seen&VVN; this&DD1;?&YQUE; Just&RR; once&RR;.&YSTP; Mhm&UH;.&YSTP; D'&VD0;you&PPY; know&VVI; when&RRQ; &name;&NP1; [ was&VBDZ; going&VVG; ] [ You&PPY;'re&VBR; going&VVG;,&YCOM; ] have&VH0; you&PPY; had&VHN; your&APPGE; hair&NN1; cut&NN1; yet&RR; James&NP1;?&YQUE; You&PPY;'re&VBR; Yes&UH; you&PPY; have&VH0; actually&RR; had&VHN; a&AT1; hat&NN1; trick&NN1; have&VH0;n't&XX; you&PPY;?&YQUE; You&PPY;'ve&VH0; had&VHN; different&JJ; [ big&JJ;,&YCOM; the&AT; big&JJ; three&MC;.&YSTP; ] [ Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; so&RR; ] Yeah&UH; well&RR; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; had&VHN; three&MC;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; had&VHN; the&AT; big&JJ; three&MC;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; onⅈ his&APPGE; last&MD; warning&NN1; atⅈ the&AT; moment&NN1; everybody&PN1; gets&VVZ; suspended&JJ;.&YSTP; No&UH; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; only&RR; had&VHN; one&PN1; have&VH0;n't&XX; I&PPIS1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH; he&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; had&VHN; a&AT1; warning&NN1; as well&RR;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; only&RR; [ officially&RR; ] busted&VVD; one&PN1;.&YSTP; [ How&RRQ; can&VM;,&YCOM; ] busted&VVD; one&PN1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; [ he&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; had&VHN; four&MC;.&YSTP; ] [ how&RRQ; can&VM; he&PPHS1; put&VVI; ] onⅈ that&DD1; smile&NN1; afterⅈ,&YCOM; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; [ ] [ Precisely&RR;,&YCOM; ] atⅈ the&AT; weekend&NNT1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; trouble&NN1; cos&CS; he&PPHS1; Oh&UH; shut&VV0; up&RP; silly&JJ;!&YEX; You&PPY;'ve&VH0; on&FU; only&RR; been&VBN; busted&VVN; three&MC; times&NNT2; for&IF; exactly&RR; the&AT; same&DA; thing&NN1;,&YCOM; cos&CS; you&PPY; were&VBDR; completely&RR; paralytic&JJ;.&YSTP; You&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; actually&RR; think&VVI; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; that&RG; stupid&JJ;!&YEX; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; but&CCB; you&PPY; know&VV0; what&DDQ; he&PPHS1;,&YCOM; There&EX;'s&VBZ;,&YCOM; James&NP1; [ ] [ It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; likeⅈ me&PPIO1; walking&VVG; ] around&RP; with&IW; a&AT1; fag&NN1; burnt&VVN; you&PPY; know&VV0; fag&NN1; onⅈ the&AT; burnt&JJ; end&NN1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; mine&PPGE; someone&PN1; put&VVD; it&PPH1; inⅈ me&PPIO1;.&YSTP; No&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; like&RR; saying&VVG; erm&FU; okay&JJ; [ ] [ Sorry&JJ; Sam&NP1; ] I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; okay&JJ;,&YCOM; someone&PN1; it&PPH1; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; likeⅈ,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; likeⅈ the&AT; beer&NN1; can&VM; erm&FU;,&YCOM; inⅈ the&AT; middle&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; floor&NN1;.&YSTP; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; why&RRQ; he&PPHS1; [ probably&RR; look&VV0; throughⅈ your&APPGE; study&NN1; ].&YSTP; [ Yeah&UH; James&NP1; James&NP1;,&YCOM; ] but&CCB; if&CS; you&PPY; left&VVD; it&PPH1; inⅈ your&APPGE; cupboard&NN1; that&CST;'s&VBZ; slightly&RR; more&RGR; incriminating&JJ; againstⅈ you&PPY;.&YSTP; Especially&RR; co&FU; ,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; the&AT; poster&NN1; and&CC; the&AT; beer&NN1; can&VM; the&AT; posters&NN2; were&VBDR; all&DB; down&RP; and&CC; the&AT; beer&NN1; can&NN1;'s&VBZ; inⅈ the&AT; middle&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; floor&NN1;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ;'s&VBZ; he&PPHS1; [ fa&FU; far&RR; down&RP; ] [ Charlie&NP1; c&FU; Charlie&NP1; ] commits&VVZ; [ the&AT; someone&PN1; trust&VV0; that&DD1;.&YSTP; ] [ He&PPHS1; walks&VVZ; in&RP; he&PPHS1; ] finds&VVZ; the&AT; beer&NN1; can&VM; right&RR; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; drunk&VVN; the&AT; beer&NN1; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; looked&VVN; atⅈ the&AT; poster&NN1;,&YCOM; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; gone&VVN; completely&RR; mental&JJ; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; torn&VVN; down&RP; the&AT; poster&NN1; and&CC; the&AT; vodka&NN1;'s&VBZ; inⅈ his&APPGE; cupboard&NN1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; he&PPHS1; opened&VVD; the&AT; cupboard&NN1; and&CC; bang&VV0; bingo&NN1;!&YEX; Cheers&UH; mate&NN1;!&YEX; James&NP1; has&VHZ; drunk&VVN; three&MC; quarters&NN2; of&IO; bottle&NN1; of&IO; vodka&NN1; at once&RR;,&YCOM; naughty&JJ; [ !&YEX; ] [ ] doughnut&NN1; store&NN1;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; must&VM; be&VBI; getting&VVG; real&RG; [ fucked&JJ;.&YSTP; ] [ My&APPGE; mum&NN1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; ] my&APPGE; mum&NN1; [ goes&VVZ; ] [ Oi&UH; ] oi&UH; at least&RR; we&PPIS2; know&VV0; where&RRQ; the&AT; beer&NN1;'s&VBZ; coming&VVG; for&IF; house&NN1; [ entertainment&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ Yeah&UH; ] I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; my&APPGE; mum&NN1; goes&VVZ; look&VV0; my&APPGE; mum&NN1; goes&VVZ; erm&FU;,&YCOM; so&RR; eh&UH; does&VDZ; anything&PN1;,&YCOM; tell&VV0; me&PPIO1; does&VDZ; anything&PN1; happen&VVI; atⅈ Christmas&NNT1; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; erm&FU;,&YCOM; like&RR;,&YCOM; does&VDZ; he&PPHS1; give&VVI; you&PPY; all&DB; back&RP; the&AT; booze&NN1; that&CST; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; [ confiscated&VVN;,&YCOM; ] [ ] and&CC; I&PPIS1; go&VV0; always&RR; mum&NN1;.&YSTP; Look&VV0;,&YCOM; blimey&UH; we&PPIS2;'d&VM; get&VVI; completely&RR; pasted&VVN; if&CS; he&PPHS1; did&VDD;.&YSTP; Got&VVD; my&APPGE; key&NN1;?&YQUE; Find&VV0; your&APPGE;,&YCOM; God&NP1;!&YEX; Do&VD0;n't&XX; care&VVI;.&YSTP; Gon&VVGK;na&TO; find&VVI; your&APPGE; woman&NN1;?&YQUE; Are&VBR; you&PPY; gon&VVGK;na&TO; see&VVI; if&CS; you&PPY; can&VM; if&CS; you&PPY; can&VM; find&VVI; your&APPGE; woman&NN1; now&RT;?&YQUE; She&PPHS1;'d&VM; fit&VVI; inⅈ your&APPGE; tuck&NN1; box&NN1; George&NP1;.&YSTP; .&YSTP; Eh&UH;,&YCOM; fucking&JJ; hell&NN1;.&YSTP; &name;&NP1; you&PPY;'re&VBR; so&RG; unsubtle&JJ; you&PPY;'d&VM; think&VVI; he&PPHS1;'d&VM; learn&VVI; [ do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY;.&YSTP; ] [ Put&VV0; it&PPH1; ] inⅈ your&APPGE; tuck&NN1; box&NN1; and&CC; lock&VV0; your&APPGE; tuck&NN1; box&NN1;!&YEX; You&PPY;'d&VM; think&VVI; he&PPHS1;'d&VM; learn&VVI;,&YCOM; for&IF; being&VBG; busted&VVN; about&RG; five&MC; pints&NNU2;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; [ okay&RR; ] [ He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; ] saying&VVG;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; actually&RR; [ ] [ more&DAR; ] mate&NN1;.&YSTP; Oi&UH; have&VH0; you&PPY; heard&VVN; this&DD1; one&PN1; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; go&VV0;,&YCOM; okay&RR; you&PPY; got&VVD; brands&NN2; have&VH0;n't&XX; you&PPY; leaving&VVG; it&PPH1; inⅈ thee&PPY; unlocked&VVD; cupboard&NN1; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; Ohh&NP1; d&FU; Well&RR; you&PPY; can&VM; put&VVI; them&PPHO2;,&YCOM; put&VV0; it&PPH1; inⅈ your&APPGE; tuck&NN1; box&NN1;,&YCOM; [ But&CCB; it&PPH1; is&VBZ; ] [ And&CC; &name;&NP1; goes&VVZ; ] Someone&PN1; put&VVD; it&PPH1; inⅈ there&RL;!&YEX; Yeah&UH; but&CCB; you&PPY; but&CCB; he&PPHS1; does&VDZ;n't&XX; know&VVI; what&DDQ; happened&VVD; last&MD; night&NNT1; did&VDD; you&PPY;,&YCOM; does&VDZ; he&PPHS1;?&YQUE; Okay&RR; tell&VV0; me&PPIO1; what&DDQ; happened&VVD; last&MD; night&NNT1;.&YSTP; Charlie&NP1; came&VVD; up toⅈ us&PPIO2; this&DD1; morning&NNT1; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; came&VVD; up toⅈ me&PPIO1; and&CC; &name;&NP1;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; can&VM; you&PPY; j&FU; Jimmy&NP1; and&CC; Al&NP1; can&VM; you&PPY; please&RR; go&VVI; and&CC; tidy&VVI; James&NP1;'s≥ compile&VV0; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; inⅈ a&AT1; right&JJ; mess&NN1;.&YSTP; James&NP1;'s≥?&YQUE; Study&NN1;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; came&VVD; up toⅈ us&PPIO2; inⅈ house&NN1; and&CC; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; can&VM; you&PPY; tidy&VVI; his&APPGE; study&NN1;.&YSTP; Full&JJ; beer&NN1; can&VM; inⅈ the&AT; middle&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; floor&NN1; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Erm&FU; all&DB; these&DD2; posters&NN2; all&RR; overⅈ the&AT; place&NN1;.&YSTP; So&RR; like&RR; we&PPIS2; just&RR; picked&VVD; them&PPHO2; up&RP; put&VV0; most&DAT; of&IO; them&PPHO2; onⅈ his&APPGE; desk&NN1;,&YCOM; and&CC; then&RT; like&RR;,&YCOM; and&CC; left&VVD; it&PPH1; atⅈ that&DD1;.&YSTP; And&CC; then&RT; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; and&CC; then&RT; he&PPHS1; come&VV0; in&RP; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; mm&UH; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; have&VHI; someⅅ more&DAR; vodka&NN1;.&YSTP; Where&RRQ; was&VBDZ; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; It&PPH1; was&VBDZ; inⅈ my&APPGE; cupboard&NN1;.&YSTP; Is&VBZ; your&APPGE; cupboard&NN1; locked&VVN;?&YQUE; No&UH;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; lock&VVI; my&APPGE; cupboard&NN1;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; ca&VM;n't&XX; you&PPY; put&VVI; it&PPH1; inⅈ the&AT;,&YCOM; tuck&NN1; box&NN1; you&PPY;,&YCOM; pinnock&VV0;!&YEX; [ ] [ Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; ] Ambrose&NP1; you&PPY; creep&VV0; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; you&PPY; get&VV0; is&VBZ;n't&XX; it&PPH1; Jules&NP1;?&YQUE; Lucy&NP1;'s≥ sick&JJ; mate&NN1;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; down&RP; [ ] [ Sick&JJ; for&IF; who&PNQS;?&YQUE; ] Wait&VV0;,&YCOM; wait&VV0;,&YCOM; wait&VV0;.&YSTP; Lucy&NP1;,&YCOM; Lucy&NP1; Lucy&NP1; Lucy&NP1;!&YEX; Lucy&NP1;!&YEX; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; There&EX;'s&VBZ; nothing&PN1; onⅈ Lucy&NP1;.&YSTP; Double&JJ;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; this&DD1; time&NNT1; we&PPIS2;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; you&PPY; double&VV0; onⅈ tape&NN1; you&PPY; snake&VV0; Why&RRQ;?&YQUE; Double&RR; [ screwed&VVN;.&YSTP; ] [ ] There&EX;'s&VBZ; nothing&PN1; wrong&JJ; with&IW; her&APPGE; mate&NN1;.&YSTP; Double&JJ; evidence&NN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; yeah&UH; you&PPY; [ you&PPY; t&FU; you&PPY; t&FU; you&PPY; told&VVD; Jim&NP1; &name;&NP1; ] Hah&UH;!&YEX; you&PPY; like&VV0; her&PPHO1; [ do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; Julian&NP1;?&YQUE; ] aboutⅈ,&YCOM; if&CS; she&PPHS1; asked&VVD; you&PPY; out&RP; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; you&PPY; said&VVD; yes&UH; and&CC; that&DD1;.&YSTP; And&CC; what&DDQ; did&VDD; he&PPHS1; say&VVI;?&YQUE; Say&VV0; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; said&VVD; erm&FU;,&YCOM; He&PPHS1; said&VVD; he&PPHS1;'d&VM; ask&VVI; her&PPHO1; out&RP; for&IF; you&PPY;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; said&VVD;,&YCOM; ooh&UH;!&YEX; Very&RG; interesting&JJ; and&CC; sort of&RR; like&RR; As though&CS; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; something&PN1; with&IW; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Ian&NP1; [ Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; ] [ Ian&NP1; ] is&VBZ;n't&XX; back&RP; yet&RR; though&RR; so&RR; Jules&NP1; you&PPY;'re&VBR; [ still&JJ; ] [ No&UH; ] Ian&NP1; Ian&NP1; is&VBZ; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; onⅈ house&NN1;.&YSTP; Is&VBZ; he&PPHS1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; [ What&DDQ;'s&VBZ; the&AT; time&NNT1;?&YQUE; ] [ He&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; seen&VVN; me&PPIO1; ] he&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; seen&VVN; me&PPIO1; inⅈ the&AT; half&NN1; and&CC; he&PPHS1; thinks&VVZ;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; she&PPHS1; has&VHZ;n't&XX; shown&VVN; it&PPH1; toⅈ him&PPHO1; yet&RR;.&YSTP; Cos&CS; she&PPHS1; ca&FU; he&PPHS1; came&VVD; up toⅈ [ me&PPIO1; ] [ No&UH; ] she&PPHS1; knows&VVZ; aboutⅈ it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; Du&VD0;n&XX;no&VVI; how&RRQ;.&YSTP; Okay&RR; cos&CS; he&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN; [ ] Pardon&VV0; me&PPIO1;.&YSTP; That&DD1; was&VBDZ; a&AT1; burp&NN1;!&YEX; Right&RR; she&PPHS1; said&VVD; he&PPHS1;,&YCOM; no&AT; look&NN1;,&YCOM; Rashid&NP1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN;ta&TO; write&VVI; a&AT1; letter&NN1; yeah&UH; and&CC; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; put&VVN; aboutⅈ Oz&FU; erm&FU; &name;&NP1; last&MD; night&NNT1; was&VBDZ; completely&RR; fucked&VVN; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; would&VM;n't&XX; let&VVI; him&PPHO1; watch&VVI;,&YCOM; Rory&NP1; Bremner&NP1;.&YSTP; Who&PNQS;?&YQUE; [ Rory&NP1; Bremner&NP1;.&YSTP; ] [ Who&PNQS; is&VBZ; Bremner&NP1;?&YQUE; ] Who&PNQS;'s&VBZ; she&PPHS1; he&PPHS1;?&YQUE; Rory&NP1;!&YEX; [ Do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; know&VVI; who&PNQS; Rory&NP1; Bremner&NP1; is&VBZ;?&YQUE; ] [ ] Oh&UH; my&APPGE; god&NN1;!&YEX; He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; one&PN1; that&CST; took&VVD; the&AT; piss&NN1; out&RP; the&AT; Queen&NN1;'s≥ list&NN1;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; onⅈ the&AT; front&JJ; pages&NN2; of&IO; bleeding&RG; Daily&JJ; Mail&NN1;.&YSTP; [ Oh&UH; right&RR;.&YSTP; ] [ Who&PNQS;'s&VBZ; she&PPHS1;?&YQUE; ] Who&PNQS; is&VBZ; she&PPHS1; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; comedian&NN1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; well&RR; Andy&NP1; tries&VVZ; impersonating&VVG; him&PPHO1;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; is&VBZ; [ definitely&RR; funny&JJ;.&YSTP; ] [ I&PPIS1; reckon&VV0; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; funny&JJ;.&YSTP; ] I&PPIS1; reckon&VV0; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; someⅅ of&IO; his&APPGE; things&NN2; are&VBR; funny&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; reckon&VV0; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; [ quite&RG; funny&JJ;.&YSTP; ] [ What&DDQ; was&VBDZ; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; ] was&VBDZ; just&RR; onⅈ that&DD1;,&YCOM; er&FU;,&YCOM; did&VDD; you&PPY; watch&VVI; likeⅈ the&AT; We&PPIS2;'ve&VH0; Got&VVN; News&NN1; for&IF; You&PPY;?&YQUE; Oh&UH; shut&VV0; up&RP;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; missed&VVD; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; That&DD1; was&VBDZ; well&JJ; funny&JJ; last&MD; night&NNT1;.&YSTP; [ What&DDQ; was&VBDZ;?&YQUE; ] [ There&EX;'s&VBZ; this&DD1;,&YCOM; ] he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; [ he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; ] [ I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; news&NN1; for&IF; you&PPY;.&YSTP; ] bollocks&NN2; oh&UH; [ that&DD1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; ,&YCOM; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; ] [ ] well&RR; I&PPIS1; think&VV0;,&YCOM; it&PPH1; would&VM; be&VBI; much&RR; better&JJR; [ ] [ ] and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; okay&RR; right&RR; one&MC1; point&NN1; for&IF; you&PPY; and&CC; one&MC1; point&NN1; for&IF; you&PPY; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; you&PPY; gon&VVGK;na&TO; give&VVI; him&PPHO1; one&MC1; point&NN1; just&RR; for&IF; saying&VVG;,&YCOM; ah&UH;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; got&VVD; it&PPH1; all right&RR; and&CC; he&PPHS1; gets&VVZ; a&AT1; point&NN1; for&IF; saying&VVG;,&YCOM; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; bloody&RR; discriminating&JJ; bloody&JJ; prejudice&NN1;,&YCOM; and&CC; then&RT; you&PPY; know&VV0; that&CST; Frank&NP1; what&DDQ;'s&VBZ; his&APPGE; name&NN1;,&YCOM; Frank&NP1; &name;&NP1;,&YCOM; no&UH;,&YCOM; that&DD1; [ bloke&NN1;,&YCOM; ] [ Du&VD0;n&XX;no&VVI; ] What&DDQ; one&PN1;?&YQUE; you&PPY; know&VV0; that&DD1; bloke&NN1; that&CST; kept&VVD; visiting&VVG; that&DD1; erm&FU;,&YCOM; whoopssh&VV0;!&YEX; .&YSTP; Yeah&UH; I&PPIS1; do&VD0; remember&VVI; that&DD1;.&YSTP; And&CC; this&DD1; bloke&NN1; go&VV0;,&YCOM; oh&UH; well&RR; Frank&NP1; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; must&VM; be&VBI; for&IF; you&PPY; dressing&VVG; up&RP; inⅈ the&AT; old&JJ; stockings&NN2; and&CC; that&DD1;.&YSTP; [ Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; ] [ It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; ] like&RR; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; only&RR; a&AT1; mild&JJ; libel&NN1; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; no&UH; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; libel&NN1; was&VBDZ; when&CS; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ;n't&XX; true&JJ;.&YSTP; And&CC; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; taking&VVG; the&AT; real&JJ; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; They&PPHS2; always&RR; do&VD0;.&YSTP; Ah&UH; for&IF; that&DD1; I&PPIS1; have&VH0;n't&XX; done&VDN; a&AT1; chuff&NN1; inⅈ there&RL; yet&RR;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; yes&UH; you&PPY; did&VDD;.&YSTP; You&PPY; can&VM; come&VVI; now&RT; fade&VV0; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; just&RR; a&AT1;,&YCOM; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; my&APPGE; box&NN1;.&YSTP; [ They&PPHS2;'re&VBR; crap&JJ;.&YSTP; ] [ ] He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; go&VVI; toⅈ your&APPGE; study&NN1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; ,&YCOM; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; raid&VVI; your&APPGE; study&NN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; yeah&UH; I&PPIS1; ha&FU; ,&YCOM; Jules&NP1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; phoned&VVD; Russell&NP1;'s&VBZ; today&RT; and&CC; he&PPHS1; was&VBDZ; out&RP;.&YSTP; Back&NN1; inⅈ town&NN1; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; meant&VVNK; to&TO; be&VBI; ill&JJ; but&CCB; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; inⅈ town&NN1;.&YSTP; Bloody&RR; He&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN; his&APPGE; answer&NN1; phone&NN1;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; got&VVD; his&APPGE; answer&NN1; phone&NN1;.&YSTP; Answer&NN1; spot&NN1;.&YSTP; Hello&UH; Russell&NP1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; here&RL; atⅈ the&AT; moment&NN1;.&YSTP; The&AT; thing&NN1; is&VBZ; the&AT; answer&NN1; phone&NN1; When&RRQ;'s&VBZ; Russ&NP1; gon&VVGK;na&TO; get&VVI; the&AT; flu&NN1; and&CC; be&VBI; offⅈ school&NN1;?&YQUE; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1; wan&VV0;na&TO; know&VVI;.&YSTP; Did&VDD;n't&XX; you&PPY; notice&VVI; though&RR;,&YCOM; [ Russel&NP1; sneezing&VVG; onⅈ it&PPH1;?&YQUE; ] [ he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; probably&RR; computer&NN1; amused&JJ;.&YSTP; ] What&DDQ; Russell&NP1; sneezing&VVG; all&RR; overⅈ the&AT; place&NN1; .&YSTP; Did&VDD; he&PPHS1;?&YQUE; Every&AT1; time&NNT1; Russel&NP1; sneezed&VVD;,&YCOM; He&PPHS1; got&VVD; back&RP; today&RT;,&YCOM; Gordon&NP1;,&YCOM; him&PPHO1; him&PPHO1; and&CC; Gordon&NP1; yeah&UH; went&VVD; up&RP; today&RT; you&PPY; know&VV0; got&VVN; a&AT1; bit&NN1; of&IO; bread&NN1; and&CC; a&AT1; old&JJ; drink&NN1; of&IO; wine&NN1; inⅈ the&AT;,&YCOM; chapel&NN1; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; and&CC; [ Gordon&NP1; ] [ Communion&NN1; ] Jimmy&NP1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Communion&NN1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; And&CC; Gordon&NP1;,&YCOM; Gordon&NP1; come&VV0; back&RP; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; had&VHD; a&AT1; runny&JJ; nose&NN1; and&CC; it&PPH1; dripped&VVD; inⅈ the&AT; wine&NN1; .&YSTP; [ ] [ Oh&UH; no&UH;!&YEX; ] ,&YCOM; and&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVG;,&YCOM; oh&UH; no&UH; James&NP1; was&VBDZ; going&VVG; you&PPY; did&VDD;n't&XX; did&VDD; you&PPY;.&YSTP; Were&VBDR; you&PPY; afterⅈ him&PPHO1;.&YSTP; [ ] Yeah&UH; trouble&NN1; is&VBZ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; looked&VVD; around&RG; six&MC; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; [ Yes&UH;.&YSTP; ] [ Yeah&UH; ] I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; trying&VVG; a&AT1; drink&NN1; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; go&VV0; Oh&UH; my&APPGE; god&NN1;.&YSTP; inⅈ my&APPGE; mouth&NN1;,&YCOM; stick&VV0; [ ] put&VV0; my&APPGE; tongue&NN1; back&RP; inⅈ my&APPGE; mouth&NN1;,&YCOM; and&CC; it&PPH1; sticks&VVZ; toⅈ the&AT; top&NN1; of&IO; my&APPGE; mouth&NN1; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; trying&VVG; to&TO; get&VVI; up&RP;,&YCOM; my&APPGE; mouth&NN1; and&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; walking&VVG; back&RP; down&RP; and&CC; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ;,&YCOM; and&CC; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; and&CC; you&PPY; know&VV0; who&PNQS;'s&VBZ; giving&VVG; the&AT; wine&NN1; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; &name;&NP1; Oh&UH; no&UH;!&YEX; So&RR; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; like&RR;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX;,&YCOM; you&PPY;,&YCOM; erm&FU; normally&RR; red&JJ; bottle&NN1; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; do&VD0;n't&XX; have&VHI; too&RG; much&DA1;.&YSTP; Like&RR; can&VM; you&PPY; imagine&VVI; the&AT; masters&NN2; Yeah&UH; I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; No&UH; but&CCB; Gordon&NP1; goes&VVZ; oh&UH;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; had&VHD; a&AT1; runny&JJ; nose&NN1; and&CC; it&PPH1; dripped&VVD; inⅈ the&AT; wine&NN1;.&YSTP; [ Aargh&UH;,&YCOM; ] aargh&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; went&VVD; oh&UH; know&VV0;!&YEX; What&DDQ; a&AT1; nightmare&NN1;!&YEX; Al&NP1; &name;&NP1; was&VBDZ; talking&VVG; toⅈ him&PPHO1; atⅈ breakfast&NN1; and&CC; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; sitting&VVG; there&RL; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; sitting&VVG; right&RR; atⅈ the&AT; other&JJ; end&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; table&NN1; yeah&UH; and&CC; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; all&DB; sitting&VVG; up&RP; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; and&CC; th&FU; ,&YCOM; and&CC; all&DB; you&PPY; can&VM; see&VVI; is&VBZ; this&DD1; arm&NN1; going&VVG; Oh&UH; no&UH;!&YEX; and&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; go&FU; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM;,&YCOM; well&RR; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVG;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVG;,&YCOM; what&DDQ;'s&VBZ; going&VVG; on&RP; down&RP; there&RL;?&YQUE; Was&VBDZ; he&PPHS1; sick&JJ;,&YCOM; was&VBDZ; he&PPHS1; sick&JJ;?&YQUE; No&UH; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; looking&VVG; atⅈ this&DD1; girl&NN1; acrossⅈ the&AT; table&NN1; and&CC; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; going&VVG;,&YCOM; and&CC; he&PPHS1; comes&VVZ; up toⅈ me&PPIO1; and&CC; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; wanking&VVG; overⅈ that&DD1; girl&NN1; [ and&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVG; ] [ Oh&UH;!&YEX; ] And&CC; then&RT; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; well&RR; only&RR; joking&VVG;.&YSTP; and&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; likeⅈ,&YCOM; and&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; likeⅈ,&YCOM; scum&NN1;!&YEX; But&CCB; you&PPY; should&VM;'ve&VHI; seen&VVN; his&APPGE; arm&NN1; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; his&APPGE; arm&NN1; was&VBDZ; going&VVG; He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; so&RG; sad&JJ;.&YSTP; and&CC; you&PPY; see&VV0; him&PPHO1; sitting&VVG; there&RL; inⅈ chapel&NN1; and&CC; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; going&VVG;,&YCOM; Right&RR; he&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN; okay&RR; I&PPIS1; got&VVD; a&AT1; phone&NN1; call&NN1; atⅈ twelve&MC; o'clock&RA;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ;,&YCOM; and&CC; he&PPHS1; says&VVZ;,&YCOM; [ oh&UH; look&VV0; ] [ ] [ ] [ he&PPHS1; says&VVZ; toⅈ my&APPGE;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; says&VVZ; toⅈ my&APPGE; mum&NN1;,&YCOM; ] it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; Jim&NP1; onⅈ the&AT; phone&NN1; right&RR; so&RR; [ I&PPIS1; picked&VVD; it&PPH1; up&RP; yeah&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; four&MC; Jims&NP2; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; ] and&CC; I&PPIS1; go&VV0; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; hello&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; Jim&NP1; here&RL;.&YSTP; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; Jim&NP1; oh&UH; hello&UH; Jamie&NP1; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; Jamie&NP1; yeah&UH; fromⅈ out ofⅈ school&NN1;.&YSTP; So&RR; I&PPIS1; said&VVD; hello&UH; Jamie&NP1; he&PPHS1; said&VVD;,&YCOM; no&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; th&FU; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; guy&NN1; who&PNQS; sits&VVZ; next toⅈ you&PPY; inⅈ maths&NN1; and&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVG; The&AT; guy&NN1; who&PNQS; sits&VVZ; next toⅈ you&PPY; inⅈ maths&NN1;,&YCOM; oooh&UH; eeh&NN1;,&YCOM; oh&UH; of course&RR;.&YSTP; So&RR; what&DDQ; did&VDD; he&PPHS1; want&VVI;?&YQUE; He&PPHS1; wanted&VVD;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; said&VVD; that&CST; I&PPIS1;'d&VHD; mucked&VVN; up&RP; our&APPGE; maths&NN1; project&NN1;,&YCOM; and&CC; so&RR; did&VDD; he&PPHS1; but&CCB;,&YCOM; then&RT; he&PPHS1; then&RT; he&PPHS1; remembered&VVD; that&CST; he&PPHS1; has&VHZ;n't&XX;.&YSTP; [ He&PPHS1; could&VM; still&RR; fix&VVI; it&PPH1; yeah&UH; but&CCB; you&PPY; have&VH0;n't&XX; got&VVN; his&APPGE; number&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ ] The&AT; formula&NN1; that&CST; he&PPHS1; gave&VVD; was&VBDZ; a&AT1; bag&NN1; of&IO; shite&NN1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1; does&VDZ; not&XX; I&PPIS1; tried&VVD; it&PPH1; four&MC; time&NNT1; inⅈ different&JJ; ways&NN2;.&YSTP; It&PPH1; does&VDZ;n't&XX; work&VVI;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; a&AT1; formula&NN1;,&YCOM; for&IF; the&AT; regions&NN2;,&YCOM; Jimmy&NP1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; for&IF; the&AT; [ total&NN1; ] [ Who&PNQS;'s&VBZ; ] why&RRQ; are&VBR; you&PPY; doing&VDG; that&DD1;,&YCOM; you&PPY; did&VDD;n't&XX; have&VHI; it&PPH1; I&PPIS1; can&VM; do&VDI; that&CST; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; easy&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; cos&CS; I&PPIS1; gave&VVD; it&PPH1; toⅈ you&PPY;.&YSTP; No&UH; at least&RR; I&PPIS1; did&VDD; He&PPHS1; said&VVD; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; trust&VVI; you&PPY;.&YSTP; Well&RR; how&RRQ; are&VBR; you&PPY; gon&VVGK;na&TO; get&VVI; up&RP;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; How&RRQ; are&VBR; you&PPY; gon&VVGK;na&TO; get&VVI; up&RP;?&YQUE; When&RRQ;?&YQUE; Tonight&RT;.&YSTP; Erm&FU; yeah&UH; probably&RR;.&YSTP; Yes&UH; but&CCB; down&RP; now&RT;.&YSTP; fromⅈ the&AT; gazette&NN1;.&YSTP; Fromⅈ the&AT; gazette&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; did&VDD;n't&XX; speak&VVI; with&IW; a&AT1; lisp&NN1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; speak&VV0; with&IW; a&AT1; lisp&NN1; then&RT;.&YSTP; Hey&UH; can&VM; you&PPY; imagine&VVI; [ what&DDQ; Russel&NP1;'s&VBZ; like&RR; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; going&VVG; afterⅈ the&AT; tape&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ Hello&UH;,&YCOM; hello&UH; My&APPGE; name&NN1;'s&VBZ; Chris&NP1; ] .&YSTP; And&CC; you&PPY; have&VH0; to&TO; put&VVI; it&PPH1; inⅈ a&AT1; like&RR; a&AT1; [ ] [ ] Oh&UH; yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; just&RR; say&VVI; toⅈ him&PPHO1; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; just&RR; come&VVN; back&RP; fromⅈ injury&NN1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;'ve&VH0; you&PPY; done&VDN; toⅈ yourself&PPX1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; dislocated&VVN; my&APPGE; shoulders&NN2; it&PPH1; came&VVD; right&RR; out ofⅈ it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; socket&NN1;.&YSTP; Aargh&UH;!&YEX; Socket&NN1;.&YSTP; Can&VM; you&PPY; imagine&VVI; it&PPH1; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; listen&VVI; toⅈ his&APPGE; tape&NN1; and&CC; [ he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; ] [ Basically&RR; ] he&PPHS1; was&VBDZ; caved&VVN; out ofⅈ his&APPGE; nut&NN1;,&YCOM; and&CC; then&RT; doing&VDG; his&APPGE; shoulder&NN1; bad&JJ;.&YSTP; How&RRQ; d'&VD0;ya&PPY; do&VDI; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; Who&PNQS; did&VDD; it&PPH1; toⅈ you&PPY;?&YQUE; Well&RR; I&PPIS1; and&CC; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; alright&JJ; then&RT; he&PPHS1; cut&VVD;,&YCOM; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; quite&RG;,&YCOM; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; cut&VVN; inⅈ size&NN1; but&CCB; my&APPGE; leg&NN1;,&YCOM; idea&NN1;.&YSTP; my&APPGE; leg&NN1; my&APPGE; arm&NN1; was&VBDZ; just&RR; likeⅈ that&DD1; and&CC; knocked&VVD; it&PPH1; back&RP;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; the&AT; wrong&JJ; way&NN1; back&RP; and&CC; it&PPH1; came&VVD; right&RR; out&RP;.&YSTP; Yuck&UH;!&YEX; [ That&DD1; bottle&NN1; of&IO; vodka&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ Oh&UH;.&YSTP; ] Someⅅ of&IO; someⅅ of&IO; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; really&RR; nice&JJ; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; just&JJ; [ ] [ you&PPY; should&VM;'ve&VHI; seen&VVN; ] Chris&NP1; yeah&UH; walking&VVG; offⅈ the&AT; pitch&NN1; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; fucking&RR;,&YCOM; knocked&VVD; his&APPGE; arm&NN1; or&CC; something&PN1;,&YCOM; likeⅈ this&DD1;.&YSTP; This&DD1; arm&NN1; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; swinging&VVG; inⅈ the&AT; wind&NN1;.&YSTP; Shut&VV0; up&RP;!&YEX; But&CCB; the&AT; fucking&JJ; scary&JJ; thing&NN1; was&VBDZ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; tell&VV0; you&PPY; the&AT; fucking&JJ; scary&JJ; thing&NN1; was&VBDZ; I&PPIS1; could&VM;n't&XX; feel&VVI; my&APPGE; hand&NN1; cos&CS; I&PPIS1;'d&VHD; trapped&VVN; a&AT1; nerve&NN1;,&YCOM; so&RR; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; fucking&RR; paralysed&JJ; inⅈ [ my&APPGE; arm&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ That&DD1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; ] I&PPIS1; did&VDD;,&YCOM; [ that&DD1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1; did&VDD;.&YSTP; ] [ ] Oh&UH; shit&NN1;!&YEX; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1; did&VDD;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; par&FU; I&PPIS1; partially&RR; done&VDN; mine&PPGE;.&YSTP; Sort of&RR; like&RR; popped&VVN; out&RP; popped&VVD; back&RP; inⅈ again&RT; and&CC; as&CSA; it&PPH1; [ popped&VVD; ] [ Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; ] back&RP; inⅈ it&PPH1; trapped&VVD; a&AT1; [ nerve&NN1; ] [ Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; ] which&DDQ; is&VBZ; why&RRQ; I&PPIS1; could&VM;n't&XX; [ yeah&UH; ] [ The&AT; she&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; going&VVG; ] likeⅈ this&DD1; and&CC; my&APPGE; hand&NN1;'s&VBZ; going&VVG; can&VM; you&PPY; feel&VVI; that&DD1; can&VM; you&PPY; feel&VVI; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Chris&NP1; is&VBZ; going&VVG; well&RR; can&VM; you&PPY; start&VVI; hitting&VVG; Robin&NP1;.&YSTP; .&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVG; back&RP;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; time&NNT1; is&VBZ; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; Going&VVG; back&RP; toⅈ where&RRQ;?&YQUE; Quarter&NN1; toⅈ ten&MC;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVG; toⅈ the&AT; house&NN1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; do&VDI; a&AT1; nice&JJ; shot&NN1; for&IF; the&AT; cameras&NN2;.&YSTP; Nice&JJ; Silent&JJ; violence&NN1; boys&NN2;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; Dick&NP1;.&YSTP; You&PPY; are&VBR; a&AT1; silly&JJ;.&YSTP; You&PPY; are&VBR; a&AT1; sad&JJ; bastard&NN1; Julian&NP1;.&YSTP; Sorry&JJ; Jock&NP1; [ ] [ Oh&UH; yeah&UH; Jules&NP1; ] Jules&NP1; we&PPIS2;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; we&PPIS2;'ve&VH0; got&VVN;,&YCOM; erm&FU; someone&PN1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; set&VVN; someone&PN1; up&RP; with&IW;,&YCOM; for&IF; you&PPY;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; There&EX;'s&VBZ; so&FU; someone&PN1; I&PPIS1; know&VV0;,&YCOM; [ who&PNQS; ] [ Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; ] we&PPIS2;'re&VBR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; set&VVD; you&PPY; up&RP; with&IW;.&YSTP; No&AT; way&NN1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; [ Karen&NP1;.&YSTP; ] [ I&PPIS1; ] will&VM;.&YSTP; No&AT; way&NN1;.&YSTP; She&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; really&RR; sad&JJ; likeⅈ you&PPY; and&CC; everyone&PN1; takes&VVZ; the&AT; piss&NN1; out ofⅈ her&PPHO1; likeⅈ you&PPY;.&YSTP; She&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; exactly&RR; the&AT; same&DA; as&CSA; you&PPY;.&YSTP; So&RR; we&PPIS2;'re&VBR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; set&VVD; you&PPY; me&PPIO1; and&CC; Yasmin&NP1; are&VBR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; set&VVD; her&PPHO1;,&YCOM; set&VVD; her&PPHO1; up&RP; with&IW; you&PPY; okay&RR;?&YQUE; Okay&RR;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;'s&VDZ; she&PPHS1; likeⅈ?&YQUE; She&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; [ alright&JJ; really&RR; ].&YSTP; [ Have&VH0; you&PPY; seen&VVN; ] her&PPHO1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; She&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; alright&JJ; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; spoken&VVN; toⅈ her&PPHO1; she&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; alright&JJ;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;'s&VBZ; her&APPGE; name&NN1;?&YQUE; Karen&NP1;?&YQUE; Erm&FU; Sarah&NP1;.&YSTP; Sarah&NP1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; no&UH;.&YSTP; She&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; likeⅈ erm&FU; Julian&NP1; of&IO; Queenswood&NP1;.&YSTP; .&YSTP; She&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; lesbian&NN1; is&VBZ; she&PPHS1;?&YQUE; No&UH; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; think&VVI; so&RR;.&YSTP; Come&VV0; on&RP; let's&VM; go&VVI;.&YSTP; Oi&UH; is&VBZ; she&PPHS1; you&PPY; gon&VVGK;na&TO;,&YCOM; stay&VV0; ?&YQUE; Well&RR; she&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; opposite&JJ; Jules&NP1; yeah&UH; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0;,&YCOM; Jules&NP1; fancies&VVZ; thin&JJ; people&NN; and&CC; she&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; fancy&VVI; a&AT1; Fat&JJ; one&PN1;!&YEX; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; not&XX; [ fat&JJ;!&YEX; ] [ Fat&JJ; ] bastard&NN1;.&YSTP; take&VV0; my&APPGE; scarf&NN1; round&RP; likeⅈ this&DD1;.&YSTP; That&DD1; means&VVZ; Julian&NP1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; not&XX; gon&VVGK;na&TO; do&VDI; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; but&CCB; that&DD1; means&VVZ; when&CS; I&PPIS1; grab&VV0; your&APPGE; scarf&NN1; and&CC; I&PPIS1; go&VV0; whiplash&NN1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; but&CCB; the&AT; problem&NN1; is&VBZ; Whiplash&VV0;.&YSTP; if&CS; I&PPIS1; leave&VV0; it&PPH1; behindⅈ like&RR; I&PPIS1; usually&RR; do&VD0; Tie&VV0; it&PPH1; toⅈ your&APPGE; pram&NN1; Julian&NP1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; look&VV0; likeⅈ,&YCOM; &name;&NP1; look&VV0;.&YSTP; Do&VD0;n't&XX; wan&VVI;na&TO; do&VDI; anyway&RR;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; living&VVG; inⅈ a&AT1; house&NN1; with&IW; that&DD1; bastard&NN1;.&YSTP; You&PPY; going&VVG; out&RP; tonight&RT;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; staying&VVG; up&RP;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ;?&YQUE; D'&VD0;ya&PPY; want&VVI; me&PPIO1; to&TO; wake&VVI; you&PPY; up&RP;.&YSTP; No&UH; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; not&XX; wake&VVI; you&PPY; up&RP;.&YSTP; But&CCB; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; absolutely&RR; knackered&JJ; though&RR;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; knackered&JJ; but&CCB; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN;ta&TO; do&VDI; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Are&VBR; you&PPY; getting&VVG; up&RP;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; have&VHI; to&TO;.&YSTP; Who&PNQS; else&RR; is&VBZ;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; wake&VVI; you&PPY; up&RP; if&CS; you&PPY; want&VV0; me&PPIO1; to&TO; yeah&UH;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH; alright&RR;.&YSTP; Jock&NP1;?&YQUE; Er&FU; shit&NN1; yeah&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; wake&VVI; you&PPY; up&RP; and&CC; if&CS; you&PPY; [ do&VD0;n't&XX; get&VVI; up&RP; ] [ Yeah&UH; okay&RR; yeah&UH; right&RR;.&YSTP; ]