Register : S Filename : B142001 Title : ? Date : ? Time : ? Recording device : wlk Length of conversation : ? Word count : 3156 County : Greater London Locality : Hertfordshire Setting : school study Activity : ? Type of conversation : conversation Superfield : ? Subject/Topic : ? Individual subject : ? Spontaneity rating : 3 Audience size : 4 Background : ? Identifier : 1 Name : Jock Gender : m Age : 16 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : 1 Relationship to respondent : respondent Other relationships : friend2 friend8 friend9 Background : ? Identifier : 2 Name : James Gender : m Age : 16 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : ? Relationship to respondent : friend Other relationships : friend8 friend9 Background : ? Identifier : 8 Name : Rupert Gender : m Age : 16 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : ? Relationship to respondent : friend Other relationships : friend2 friend9 Background : ? Identifier : 9 Name : Julian Gender : m Age : 16 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : ? Relationship to respondent : friend Other relationships : friend2 friend8 Background : ?

Are&VBR; you&PPY; following&VVG; your&APPGE; maths&NN1; test&NN1;,&YCOM; will&VM; it&PPH1; be&VBI; difficult&JJ;?&YQUE; No&UH;?&YQUE; Rupert&NP1; knows&VVZ; how&RRQ; to&TO; do&VDI; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Right&RR;?&YQUE; Sorry&JJ;.&YSTP; Michael&NP1; I&PPIS1; just&RR; walked&VVD; in&RP; with&IW; your&APPGE; head&NN1; shoved&VVD; intoⅈ the&AT; kettle&NN1;.&YSTP; Julian&NP1; has&VHZ; these&DD2; tendencies&NN2; you&PPY; know&VV0;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; do&VD0; worry&VVI; aboutⅈ [ him&PPHO1; sometimes&RT;.&YSTP; ] [ Hiding&VVG; behindⅈ ] the&AT; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; What&DDQ;'s&VBZ; the&AT; what&DDQ;'s&VBZ; the&AT; book&NN1; like&RR; anyway&RR;,&YCOM; was&VBDZ; it&PPH1; good&JJ;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; good&JJ;,&YCOM; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; pretty&RG; cool&JJ;.&YSTP; But&CCB; is&VBZ; the&AT; book&NN1; good&JJ;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; yeah&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; really&RR; cool&JJ;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; good&JJ; book&NN1;,&YCOM; fine&JJ;,&YCOM; read&VV0; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;,&YCOM; not&XX; very&RG; difficult&JJ;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; question&NN1; are&VBR; you&PPY; on&RP;?&YQUE; Six&MC;.&YSTP; Not&XX; two&MC;?&YQUE; No&UH;.&YSTP; [ Not&XX; two&MC;,&YCOM; you&PPY;'re&VBR; definitely&RR; not&XX; finding&VVG; it&PPH1; difficult&JJ;?&YQUE; ] [ ] Oh&UH; dear&UH;.&YSTP; [ No&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; difficult&JJ;.&YSTP; Wha&FU; what&DDQ; are&VBR; you&PPY; ] finding&VVG; difficult&JJ; aboutⅈ it&PPH1;?&YQUE; No&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; too&RG; The&AT; whole&JJ; thing&NN1;?&YQUE; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; that&RG; difficult&JJ;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; just&RR; a&AT1; hassle&NN1;.&YSTP; There&EX;'s&VBZ; one&MC1; question&NN1; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; I&PPIS1; walk&VV0; I&PPIS1; walk&VV0; in&RP;,&YCOM; yeah&UH; do&VD0;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; walk&VV0; in&RP; yeah&UH; Yes&UH;.&YSTP; he&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN; his&APPGE; head&NN1; shoved&VVN; inⅈ the&AT; kettle&NN1;.&YSTP; Yes&UH; Julian&NP1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; Gordon&NP1; [ Bennet&NP1; ].&YSTP; [ That&DD1;'s&VBZ; ] it&PPH1; for&IF; now&RT; kids&NN2;,&YCOM; have&VH0; you&PPY; got&VVN; anyⅅ orange&NN1; juice&NN1; today&RT;?&YQUE; No&UH;.&YSTP; Alright&RR;,&YCOM; alright&RR;,&YCOM; have&VH0; you&PPY; got&VVN; anyⅅ orange&NN1; juice&NN1;,&YCOM; Julian&NP1; I&PPIS1; will&VM; repeat&VVI; the&AT; question&NN1;,&YCOM; just&RR; fucking&RR; flobbed&VVD; onⅈ me&PPIO1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; someⅅ Ribena&NN1; but&CCB; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; be&VBI; using&VVG; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Got&VVN; someⅅ Ribena&NN1;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; good&JJ; to&TO; know&VVI; because&CS; You&PPY; ca&VM;n't&XX; have&VHI; anyⅅ of&IO; that&DD1; cos&CS; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; diluted&VVN;.&YSTP; Fuck&VV0; off&RP;!&YEX; You&PPY; hurt&VV0; me&PPIO1; my&APPGE; He&PPHS1; got&VVD;ta&TO; bit&NN1; left&VVD; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; all&DB; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; left&RL;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; ,&YCOM; that&DD1; is&VBZ; diluted&VVN;.&YSTP; Time&NNT1; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; time&NNT1; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; just&RR; time&VV0; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; more&RGR; dilute&JJ;,&YCOM; less&RGR; nice&JJ;.&YSTP; Perfectly&RR; diluted&VVN; as well&RR;.&YSTP; [ ] [ Concentrate&VV0;.&YSTP; ] Julian&NP1;.&YSTP; Do&VD0; you&PPY; think&VVI; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; strong&JJ;?&YQUE; This&DD1; does&VDZ;n't&XX; taste&VVI; [ ] [ Is&VBZ; it&PPH1; ] seriously&RR; that&RG; strong&JJ;?&YQUE; Can&VM; I&PPIS1; have&VHI; just&RR; a&AT1; little&JJ; sip&NN1;.&YSTP; A&AT1; little&JJ; sip&NN1;.&YSTP; Is&VBZ; it&PPH1; strong&JJ;?&YQUE; Actually&RR; it&PPH1; is&VBZ; a bit&RR; strong&JJ;.&YSTP; Better&RRR; change&VVI; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; like&VV0; it&PPH1; [ strong&JJ; though&RR; ].&YSTP; Not&XX; that&RG; strong&JJ;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; that&RG; strong&JJ;.&YSTP; [ Not&XX; like&RR; it&PPH1; anyⅅ more&DAR; I&PPIS1; bet&VV0;.&YSTP; ] [ It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; as&RG; ] No&UH;.&YSTP; Divided&VVN; byⅈ three&MC; quarters&NN2; equals&VVZ; sixty&MC; four&MC;.&YSTP; Wurgh&FU; wurgh&FU; wurgh&FU;.&YSTP; Jock&NP1; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; sorry&JJ; for&IF; being&VBG; seventeen&MC;.&YSTP; Jock&NP1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; are&VBR; you&PPY; being&VBG; sad&JJ; aboutⅈ?&YQUE; All&DB; those&DD2; things&NN2; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; just&RR; being&VBG; sad&JJ; recently&RR; but&CCB; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; just&RR; got&VVN; so&RG; much&DA1; work&NN1;.&YSTP; All&DB; of&IO; them&PPHO2;.&YSTP; Okay&RR;.&YSTP; Thanks&NN2; Jules&NP1;.&YSTP; Have&VH0; you&PPY; phoned&VVN; Carol&NP1; up&RP;?&YQUE; Na&UH;.&YSTP; No&UH;,&YCOM; no&UH;,&YCOM; no&UH;,&YCOM; la&FW;,&YCOM; la&FW;,&YCOM; la&FW;!&YEX; Hello&UH; fucking&RR; old&JJ;,&YCOM; Norway&NP1;.&YSTP; Did&VDD; you&PPY; bring&VVI; anyⅅ rain&NN1; got&VVD; the&AT; if&CS; you&PPY; want&VV0; me&PPIO1; to&TO;,&YCOM; ah&UH; ah&UH; ah&UH; Do&VD0; you&PPY; want&VVI; the&AT; kettle&NN1; Jock&NP1;?&YQUE; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; Erm&FU;,&YCOM; do&VD0; you&PPY; want&VVI; me&PPIO1; to&TO; put&VVI; the&AT; kettle&NN1; on&RP;.&YSTP; Yes&UH; please&RR;.&YSTP; This&DD1; is&VBZ; easy&JJ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; what&DDQ; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; going&VVG; on&RP; aboutⅈ.&YSTP; No&UH; but&CCB; probably&RR;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; du&VD0;n&XX;no&VVI; whenever&RRQV; you&PPY; look&VV0; atⅈ something&PN1; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; shit&NN1;,&YCOM; but&CCB; when&CS; you&PPY; get&VV0; intoⅈ it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Where&RRQ;'s&VBZ; my&APPGE; ruler&NN1;,&YCOM; my&APPGE; rul&FU; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; Something&PN1; with&IW; my&APPGE; ruler&NN1;.&YSTP; Jock&NP1; erm&FU;,&YCOM; Jules&NP1;,&YCOM; what&DDQ; you&PPY; doing&VDG; inⅈ maths&NN1;?&YQUE; Nothing&PN1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; did&VDD; you&PPY; make&VVI; number&NN1; one&MC1; ?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; made&VVD;,&YCOM; K&ZZ1; to&TO; be&VBI; three&MC;.&YSTP; Have&VH0; you&PPY; done&VDN; all&DB; of&IO; nineteen&MC; B&ZZ1;?&YQUE; Erm&FU;,&YCOM; K&ZZ1; was&VBDZ; ten&MC;,&YCOM; Y&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; ten&MC;.&YSTP; Y&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; ten&MC; X&ZZ1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; K&ZZ1; was&VBDZ; ten&MC;,&YCOM; yeah&UH; got&VVD; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Number&NN1; two&MC;?&YQUE; Erm&FU; C&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; six&MC; R&ZZ1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; [ C&ZZ1; equals&NN2; ] [ Three&MC;?&YQUE; ] six&MC; N&ZZ1;.&YSTP; Y&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; three&MC; X&ZZ1; for&IF; number&NN1; five&MC;.&YSTP; Shit&NN1; onⅈ it&PPH1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; got&VVD; Y&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; two&MC; X&ZZ1;.&YSTP; I&ZZ1; got&VVD; N&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; sixty&MC; six&MC;.&YSTP; N&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; sixty&MC; six&MC;?&YQUE; Can&VM; you&PPY; do&VDI; it&PPH1; either&DD1; way&NN1; though&RR;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; It&PPH1; could&VM; be&VBI; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Hold&VV0; on&RP;,&YCOM; cos&CS; if&CS; N&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; sixty&MC; C&ZZ1; then&RT;,&YCOM; C&ZZ1; timesⅈ six&MC; D&ZZ1;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'d&VM; be&VBI; three&MC; thousand&NNO; six&MC; hundred&NNO;.&YSTP; No&UH; would&VM;n't&XX; that&DD1; be&VBI; the&AT; same&DA; as&CSA; six&MC; thousand&NNO;?&YQUE; It&PPH1; has&VHZ; to&TO; be&VBI; C&ZZ1; equals&NN2;,&YCOM; six&MC;.&YSTP; Y&ZZ1; is&VBZ; half&DB;.&YSTP; Course&RR; it&PPH1; is&VBZ;,&YCOM; fucking&RR;,&YCOM; yeah&UH;.&YSTP; You&PPY; made&VVD; Y&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; three&MC; X&ZZ1; got&VVD; that&DD1; for&IF; A&ZZ1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; and&CC; number&NN1; [ s&FU; ] [ No&UH;,&YCOM; ] no&UH; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; for&IF; five&MC;,&YCOM; then&RT; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; A&AT1; and&CC; B&ZZ1; what&DDQ; did&VDD; you&PPY; get&VVI; for&IF; A&ZZ1; and&CC; B&ZZ1;?&YQUE; A&ZZ1; Y&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; nine&MC;.&YSTP; Safe&JJ; and&CC; X&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; [ sixteen&MC; ].&YSTP; [ X&ZZ1; was&VBDZ; sixteen&MC; yeah&UH;.&YSTP; ] Nice&JJ;.&YSTP; Six&MC; K&ZZ1; was&VBDZ; point&NN1; two&MC; [ five&MC; ] [ ] so&RR; Y&ZZ1; One&MC1; point&NN1;,&YCOM; you&PPY; make&VV0; it&PPH1; one&MC1; point&NN1; five&MC;,&YCOM; [ Y&ZZ1;?&YQUE; ] [ Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; ] Yes&UH;.&YSTP; And&CC; B&ZZ1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; have&VH0;n't&XX; done&VDN; B&ZZ1; so&RG; far&RR;.&YSTP; X&ZZ1; equals&NN2; Good&JJ; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; that&CST; cos&CS; if&CS; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; getting&VVG; them&PPHO2; right&JJ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVGK; to&TO; tell&VVI; &name;&NP1;.&YSTP; Okay&RR;.&YSTP; Go&VV0; for&IF; it&PPH1; man&NN1;.&YSTP; Think&VV0; chill&NN1; cold&JJ; man&NN1;,&YCOM; think&VV0; an&AT1; ice&NN1; pack&NN1; mac&NN1; and&CC; give&VV0; it&PPH1; a&AT1; chance&NN1; to&TO; heat&VVI;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; no&UH;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; Nothing&PN1;,&YCOM; no&UH;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; can&VM; I&PPIS1; write&VVI; toⅈ my&APPGE; grandma&NN1; Jock&NP1; come&VV0; on&RP;.&YSTP; Erm&FU;,&YCOM; say&VV0;,&YCOM; we&PPIS2;'re&VBR; playing&VVG; rugby&NN1; really&RR; hard&RR; we&PPIS2;'ve&VH0; been&VBN; [ playing&VVG; ] [ No&UH; ] I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; done&VDN; that&DD1; already&RR;.&YSTP; Say&VV0; we&PPIS2; play&VV0; rugby&NN1; league&NN1;,&YCOM; good&JJ; laugh&NN1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; done&VDN; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Erm&FU;,&YCOM; got&VVN; loads&NN2; of&IO; work&NN1;.&YSTP; Done&VDN; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Your&APPGE; study&NN1; partner&NN1; is&VBZ; very&RG;,&YCOM; charming&JJ; and&CC; cool&JJ; and&CC; handsome&JJ; erm&FU; Ha&UH;,&YCOM; ha&UH;,&YCOM; done&VDN; that&DD1;,&YCOM; not&XX;!&YEX; All round&RR; good&JJ; bloke&NN1;.&YSTP; Alright&RR; yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Not&XX;!&YEX; Er&FU; Who&PNQS; takes&VVZ; the&AT; piss&NN1; out ofⅈ me&PPIO1; constantly&RR;.&YSTP; That&CST; you&PPY; should&VM; send&VVI; me&PPIO1; ten&MC; pounds&NN2;,&YCOM; or&CC; if&CS; not&XX; twenty&MC;.&YSTP; You&PPY; usually&RR; send&VV0; me&PPIO1; five&MC; pounds&NN2;,&YCOM; why&RRQ; have&VH0;n't&XX; sent&VVN; me&PPIO1; five&MC; pounds&NN2; this&DD1; time&NNT1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; why&RRQ; do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; send&VVI; me&PPIO1; [ five&MC; quid&NN;.&YSTP; ] [ I&PPIS1; wont&JJ; ] write&VV0; back&RP; toⅈ you&PPY; until&CS; you&PPY; give&VV0; me&PPIO1; the&AT; money&NN1;.&YSTP; You&PPY; mercenary&JJ; little&JJ; bastard&NN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;,&YCOM; bugger&NN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; my&APPGE; god&NN1;.&YSTP; If&CS; you&PPY; look&VV0; insideⅈ the&AT; kettle&NN1; now&RT; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; white&JJ;.&YSTP; Bugger&NN1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;'s&VBZ; wrong&JJ;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; just&RR; ca&VM;n't&XX; be&VBI; bothered&VVN; to&TO; do&VDI; my&APPGE; prep&NN1; basically&RR;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; have&VH0; you&PPY; read&VVN;?&YQUE; [ Look&VV0; atⅈ the&AT; ] come&VV0; here&RL;,&YCOM; look&VV0; atⅈ that&DD1;,&YCOM; look&VV0; atⅈ that&DD1; kettle&NN1;.&YSTP; That&DD1; is&VBZ; tap&NN1; water&NN1;.&YSTP; No&UH; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; sludge&NN1; that&DD1; actually&RR; Jules&NP1;.&YSTP; Look&VV0; atⅈ it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Cos&CS; we&PPIS2;'re&VBR; now&RT; eyeball&NN1; friends&NN2;.&YSTP; Fir&FU; erm&FU; number&NN1; Shit&NN1;.&YSTP; P&ZZ1; and&CC; Q&ZZ1;.&YSTP; That&DD1; one&MC1;'s&VBZ; six&MC;.&YSTP; Have&VH0; you&PPY; done&VDN; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; What&DDQ;,&YCOM; do&VD0; you&PPY; make&VVI; it&PPH1; a&AT1; minus&NN1; number&NN1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; exactly&RR; what&DDQ; [ I&PPIS1; made&VVD; of&IO; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; ] [ What&DDQ; happens&VVZ; ] if&CS; you&PPY; drink&VV0; lime&NN1; scale&NN1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; twelve&MC; equals&NN2;,&YCOM; yeah&UH; but&CCB; I&PPIS1; made&VVD; that&CST; sixteen&MC;,&YCOM; right&RR;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Fours&MC2; intoⅈ sixteen&MC;,&YCOM; so&RR; it&PPH1;'s&VHZ; gone&VVN; in&RP;,&YCOM; oh&UH; shit&NN1;!&YEX; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; just&RR; straight away&RR; likeⅈ that&DD1;.&YSTP; Flick&VV0; it&PPH1; over&RP;,&YCOM; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; No&UH; [ it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; five&MC; ] [ Cos&CS; I&PPIS1; got&VVD; ] I&PPIS1; got&VVD; the&AT; K&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; four&MC; squared&VVN;,&YCOM; then&RT; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; sixteen&MC; and&CC; then&RT; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; make&VVI; it&PPH1; a&AT1; minus&NN1; number&NN1;,&YCOM; but&CCB; you&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; just&RR; put&VVI; a&AT1; number&NN1; after&CS; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; You&PPY; lot&NN1; come&VV0; here&RL; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; your&APPGE; kettle&NN1; looks&VVZ; crap&NN1;,&YCOM; look&VV0; atⅈ this&DD1;.&YSTP; Look&VV0; atⅈ that&DD1;.&YSTP; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; something&PN1; boiling&JJ;.&YSTP; No&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX;,&YCOM; fucking&RR; white&JJ; it&PPH1; looks&VVZ; likeⅈ come&VV0;,&YCOM; exceptⅈ runnier&JJR; form&NN1; ,&YCOM; go&VV0; and&CC; look&VV0;!&YEX; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; that&RG; bad&JJ;,&YCOM; if&CS; you&PPY; poured&VVD; it&PPH1; out&RP; intoⅈ a&AT1; cup&NN1; it&PPH1; would&VM; be&VBI; alright&JJ;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; if&CS; you&PPY; got&VVD; a&AT1; sieve&NN1; maybe&RR;,&YCOM; not&XX; even&RR; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; you&PPY; twat&VV0;,&YCOM; why&RRQ; did&VDD;n't&XX; you&PPY; just&RR; put&VVI; why&RRQ; did&VDD; you&PPY; throw&VVI; it&PPH1; all&RR; overⅈ one&MC1; of&IO; these&DD2; folders&NN2;?&YQUE; It&PPH1; was&VBDZ; a&AT1; bad&JJ; move&NN1; was&VBDZ;n't&XX; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN; about&RG; two&MC; pages&NN2; now&RT;.&YSTP; No&UH; three&MC; more&DAR; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; rub&VVI; out&RP; half&DB; the&AT; side&NN1;.&YSTP; Uh&UH; oh&UH; oh&UH; God&NP1;.&YSTP; Sod&VV0; it&PPH1; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; tell&VVI; Ross&NP1; to&TO; fuck&VVI; off&RP;.&YSTP; 'bout&RG; all&DB; you&PPY; could&VM;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Go&VV0; do&VD0;.&YSTP; Well&RR; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; do&VDI; is&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI; Ross&NP1; can&VM; you&PPY; fuck&VVI; off&RP; please&RR; and&CC; if&CS; you&PPY;'re&VBR; inⅈ here&RL; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI;,&YCOM; you&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; mind&VVI; do&VD0; you&PPY; Jock&NP1;,&YCOM; and&CC; you&PPY;'ll&VM; say&VVI; no&UH;.&YSTP; Okay&RR;?&YQUE; Oh&UH; no&UH;,&YCOM; do&VD0;n't&XX; put&VVI; it&PPH1; likeⅈ that&DD1;.&YSTP; Yes&UH; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI; that&DD1; and&CC; something&PN1; big&JJ;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; bollocks&NN2;.&YSTP; Right&RR; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI; Ross&NP1; can&VM; you&PPY; fuck&VVI; off&RP; please&RR; and&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI; Jock&NP1; you&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; mind&VVI; do&VD0; you&PPY;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; just&RR; make&VVI; sure&JJ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; not&XX; inⅈ here&RL;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; do&VDI;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; You&PPY; fuck&VV0; up&RP; no&UH; this&DD1; is&VBZ; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI; you&PPY; fuck&VV0; off&RP; out ofⅈ our&APPGE; study&NN1; please&RR;.&YSTP; Jock&NP1; you&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; mind&VVI; do&VD0; you&PPY;?&YQUE; And&CC; you&PPY;'ll&VM; say&VVI; no&UH;,&YCOM; otherwise&RR; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; beat&VVI; you&PPY; up&RP;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; come&VV0; on&RP; then&RT;.&YSTP; Ah&UH; ah&UH;,&YCOM; God&NP1;!&YEX; oh&UH; fuck&VV0;!&YEX; So&RR; hold&VV0; on&RP;,&YCOM; what&DDQ;'s&VBZ; the&AT; formula&NN1;?&YQUE; Oh&UH; shit&NN1;.&YSTP; You&PPY;'re&VBR; supposed&JJ; to&TO; put&VVI; the&AT; lid&NN1; on&RP;,&YCOM; otherwise&RR; it&PPH1; wo&VM;n't&XX;,&YCOM; switch&VV0; off&RP;.&YSTP; Seriously&RR;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; not&XX;?&YQUE; Du&VD0;n&XX;no&VVI;.&YSTP; Something&PN1;,&YCOM; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; what&DDQ; it&PPH1; is&VBZ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; tell&VVI; you&PPY; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; see&VVI; how&RGQ; fucking&RR;,&YCOM; white&JJ; this&DD1; water&NN1; V&ZZ1; equals&NN2; point&NN1; two&MC; five&MC;,&YCOM; eight&MC;,&YCOM; cubed&VVN;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; Gordon&NP1; Bennet&NP1;.&YSTP; You&PPY; sad&JJ; bastard&NN1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; did&VDD; he&PPHS1; want&VVI;?&YQUE; China&NP1; girl&NN1;,&YCOM; byⅈ David&NP1; Bowie&NP1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;'s&VBZ; that&DD1;?&YQUE; He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; crap&JJ;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; knob&NN1;.&YSTP; Ah&UH;!&YEX; cubed&JJ; route&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; bet&VV0; him&PPHO1; and&CC; David&NP1; Bowie&NP1; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; only&RR; got&VVN; two&MC; more&DAR; questions&NN2; to&TO; go&VVI;.&YSTP; Jock&NP1;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; only&RR; supposed&JJ; to&TO; have&VHI; been&VBN; a&AT1; single&JJ; prep&NN1; meet&VV0;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; bloody&JJ; chick&NN1;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; such&DA; a&AT1; loser&NN1;,&YCOM; gives&VVZ; us&PPIO2; this&DD1; manner&NN1; crap&NN1;,&YCOM; reckons&VVZ; we&PPIS2; can&VM; do&VDI; them&PPHO2; when&CS; we&PPIS2;'re&VBR; innumerate&JJ;,&YCOM; ha&UH; ha&UH;.&YSTP; 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Do&VD0; you&PPY; know&VVI; what&DDQ; he&PPHS1; said&VVD;?&YQUE; Did&VDD; he&PPHS1; go&VVI; apeshit&NN1;?&YQUE; No&UH; he&PPHS1; did&VDD;n't&XX; he&PPHS1; just&RR; said&VVD; what&DDQ;'s&VBZ; going&VVG; on&RP;.&YSTP; You&PPY; should&VM; have&VHI; said&VVN; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; done&VDN; fuck&VV0; all&DB; work&VV0; sir&NN1;.&YSTP; F&ZZ1;?&YQUE; He&PPHS1; says&VVZ; I&PPIS1; have&VH0;n't&XX; done&VDN; the&AT; essays&NN2; inⅈ this&DD1; term&NN1;.&YSTP; And&CC; I&PPIS1; have&VH0;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; handed&VVN; two&MC; inⅈ.&YSTP; F&ZZ1;.&YSTP; And&CC; how&RRQ;,&YCOM; out ofⅈ two&MC; out ofⅈ how&RGQ; many&DA2;?&YQUE; Six&MC;.&YSTP; Two&MC; out ofⅈ six&MC; essays&NN2; [ that&CST;'s&VBZ; even&RR; worse&JJR; than&CSN; me&PPIO1; ].&YSTP; [ You&PPY;'re&VBR; fucked&VVN; ] that&DD1;'s&VBZ; you&PPY;'re&VBR; only&JJ; course&NN1; work&NN1;.&YSTP; Did&VDD; baldy&NN1; come&VV0; up toⅈ you&PPY; and&CC; tell&VV0; you&PPY;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; But&CCB;,&YCOM; erm&FU;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; still&RR; have&VH0;n't&XX; done&VDN; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; enough&RR;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; we&PPIS2; might&VM; appear&VVI; to&TO; have&VHI; masked&VVN; it&PPH1; fromⅈ here&RL;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; quite&RG; good&JJ; actually&RR;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; do&VD0; you&PPY; mean&VVI; masked&JJ;?&YQUE; What&DDQ; else&RR;,&YCOM; what&DDQ; else&RR; did&VDD; you&PPY; get&VVI;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; got&VVD; a&AT1; grade&NN1; four&MC; Bs&NP1;,&YCOM; three&MC; Cs&FO;,&YCOM; a&AT1; D&ZZ1; and&CC; an&AT1; F&ZZ1;.&YSTP; A&ZZ1; D&ZZ1; and&CC;,&YCOM; C&ZZ1; that&CST; would&VM; probably&RR; be&VBI; the&AT; worst&JJT; week&NNT1; record&NN1; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; ever&RR; heard&VVN;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; did&VDD; you&PPY; get&VVI; a&AT1; D&ZZ1; for&IF;?&YQUE; French&JJ;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; yeah&UH; inⅈ the&AT; French&NN1; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ;,&YCOM; B&ZZ1; A&ZZ1; F&ZZ1; and&CC; D&ZZ1;.&YSTP; How&RRQ; do&VD0; you&PPY; do&VDI; a&AT1; D&ZZ1; What&DDQ; did&VDD; you&PPY; get&VVI; an&AT1; A&ZZ1; inⅈ?&YQUE; Cracked&VVD; up&RP;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; What&DDQ; did&VDD; you&PPY; get&VVI; an&AT1; A&ZZ1; inⅈ?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; did&VDD;n't&XX; get&VVI; an&AT1; A&ZZ1;,&YCOM; this&DD1; week&NNT1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; you&PPY; said&VVD; B&ZZ1; A&ZZ1; D&ZZ1;?&YQUE; No&UH;,&YCOM; the&AT; three&MC; weeklies&NN2; we&PPIS2;'ve&VH0; had&VHN; this&DD1; term&NN1; it&PPH1;'s&VHZ; gone&VVN;,&YCOM; [ inⅈ French&NP1; ] [ Oh&UH; right&RR;.&YSTP; ] it&PPH1;'s&VHZ; gone&VVN; B&ZZ1; A&ZZ1; F&ZZ1; D&ZZ1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; dear&UH;.&YSTP; James&NP1; what&DDQ; are&VBR; you&PPY; gon&VVGK;na&TO; tell&VVI; you&PPY;'re&VBR; parents&NN2;?&YQUE; What&DDQ; [ do&VD0; you&PPY; mean&VVI;?&YQUE; ] [ Are&VBR;n't&XX; you&PPY; ] disappointed&JJ;?&YQUE; You&PPY; must&VM; be&VBI; really&RR; jarred&VVN; off&RP; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; come&VV0; onⅈ [ an&AT1; E&ZZ1; and&CC; F&ZZ1;,&YCOM; yeah&UH; ].&YSTP; [ I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; yeah&UH; I&PPIS1; ] am&VBM; a bit&RR; but&CCB;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; funny&JJ;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; just&RR; because&CS; we&PPIS2;'ve&VH0; 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did&VDD; this&DD1; essay&NN1; using&VVG; grotes&FU; how&RGQ; grotesque&JJ; and&CC; mass&NN1;,&YCOM; macabre&JJ; is&VBZ;,&YCOM; macabre&JJ; is&VBZ; this&DD1; story&NN1;,&YCOM; and&CC; everyone&PN1; sinceⅈ then&RT; has&VHZ; been&VBN; going&VVG; oh&UH; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; really&RR; grotesque&JJ; Johnny&NP1;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; really&RR; macabre&JJ; in&VBZ;n&XX;it&PPH1; ,&YCOM; and&CC; he&PPHS1; and&CC; sticks&VVZ; it&PPH1; inⅈ my&APPGE; weekly&JJ;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; did&VDD; what&DDQ;'s&VBZ; his&APPGE; name&NN1; say&VV0;?&YQUE; What&DDQ; &name;&NP1; erm&FU; &name;&NP1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; &name;&NP1;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; erm&FU;,&YCOM; did&VDD;n't&XX; actually&RR; stress&VVI; you&PPY; see&VV0; he&PPHS1;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; just&RR;,&YCOM; co&FU; s&FU; carried&VVD; on&RP; speaking&VVG; cool&JJ;.&YSTP; Actually&RR; when&CS; I&PPIS1; heard&VVD; the&AT; F&ZZ1; I&ZZ1; smiled&VVD; cos&CS; I&PPIS1; knew&VVD; I&PPIS1; would&VM; get&VVI; something&PN1; really&RR; bad&JJ;.&YSTP; You&PPY; must&VM; have&VHI; been&VBN; thinking&VVG; alongⅈ the&AT; lines&NN2; of&IO; a&AT1; D&ZZ1; not&XX; an&AT1; F&ZZ1;.&YSTP; A&ZZ1; D&ZZ1; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; expecting&VVG; a&AT1; D&ZZ1; actually&RR;,&YCOM; inⅈ,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; got&VVD; an&AT1; F&ZZ1;.&YSTP; For&IF; fucking&JJ; hell&NN1; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; good&JJ;.&YSTP; Shit&NN1; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; an&AT1; F&ZZ1; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; quite&RG; classic&JJ; ,&YCOM; you&PPY; got&VVD; him&PPHO1; there&RL;.&YSTP; Six&MC;.&YSTP; Anyway&RR; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Look&VV0; atⅈ that&DD1; Jock&NP1;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; that&RG; bad&JJ; is&VBZ; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; No&UH;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; quite&RG; a&AT1; lot&NN1; is&VBZ;n't&XX; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; Oh&UH; Jock&NP1; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; nothing&PN1; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; you&PPY; would&VM;,&YCOM; do&VD0;n't&XX; say&VVI; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Does&VDZ; your&APPGE; grandmother&NN1; call&VVI; you&PPY; Jules&NP1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Mine&PPGE; calls&VVZ; me&PPIO1; Michael&NP1;,&YCOM; or&CC; Mike&NP1;.&YSTP; My&APPGE; other&JJ; grandma&NN1;'s&VBZ; really&RR; sad&JJ;,&YCOM; like&RR; fuck&VV0; offⅈ sad&JJ; she&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; dick&NN1;,&YCOM; my&APPGE; mum&NN1; grandma&NN1;,&YCOM; a&AT1; real&JJ; dog&NN1;.&YSTP; Does&VDZ; your&APPGE; mum&NN1; get&VVI; on&RP; with&IW; her&PPHO1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI;.&YSTP; Not&XX; very&RG; well&RR;.&YSTP; She&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; fucked&VVN; up&RP; mentally&RR;.&YSTP; Really&RR;?&YQUE; Mm&UH;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; she&PPHS1; is&VBZ;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; happened&VVD; was&VBDZ; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; she&PPHS1; got&VVD; divorced&JJ;,&YCOM; when&CS; she&PPHS1; was&VBDZ; fifty&MC;,&YCOM; with&IW;,&YCOM; my&APPGE; mum&NN1;'s≥ dad&NN1;,&YCOM; and&CC; then&RT; she&PPHS1; did&VDD;n't&XX;,&YCOM; she&PPHS1; could&VM; have&VHI; got&VVN; married&VVN; though&RR; she&PPHS1; did&VDD;n't&XX;,&YCOM; she&PPHS1;'ll&VM; say&VVI; she&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; saint&NN1;,&YCOM; and&CC; she&PPHS1;'ll&VM; say&VVI; has&VHZ;n't&XX; got&VVN; anyⅅ money&NN1;,&YCOM; either&RR;,&YCOM; and&CC; she&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; really&RR; sad&JJ;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; did&VDD; your&APPGE; mum&NN1;,&YCOM; has&VHZ; your&APPGE; mum&NN1; got&VVN; anyⅅ brothers&NN2;,&YCOM; [ sisters&NN2;?&YQUE; ] [ Erm&FU;,&YCOM; ] what&DDQ; relation&NN1; would&VM; that&DD1; be&VBI; toⅈ me&PPIO1;?&YQUE; Cousin&NN1;?&YQUE; No&AT; aunt&NN1;.&YSTP; Or&CC; uncle&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; have&VH0;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; your&APPGE; right&JJ;,&YCOM; my&APPGE; mum&NN1; has&VHZ;n't&XX; got&VVN;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; no&UH; I&PPIS1; have&VH0;n't&XX;,&YCOM; there&EX; both&RR; only&JJ; child&NN1;.&YSTP; Really&RR;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; Bummer&NN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; my&APPGE; God&NP1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'d&VM; hate&VVI; to&TO; be&VBI; an&AT1; only&JJ; child&NN1;.&YSTP; My&APPGE; grand&FU; my&APPGE; granddad&NN1;,&YCOM; mum&NN1;'s≥ side&NN1;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; biggest&JJT; knob&NN1; out&RP;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; is&VBZ; a&AT1; real&JJ; cock&NN1;,&YCOM; when&CS; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; that&CST; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; big&JJ; time&NNT1; right&RR; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; Mormon&JJ; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; dick&NN1; he&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; out&RP; toⅈ South&NP1; Africa&NP1; trying&VVG; to&TO; teach&VVI; these&DD2;,&YCOM; ah&UH; South&NP1; Africans&NN2; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; such&DA; a&AT1; knob&NN1;,&YCOM; like&RR;,&YCOM; goes&VVZ; out&RP; there&RL; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; goes&VVZ; out&RP; there&RL; all&DB; the&AT; time&NNT1; trying&VVG; a&AT1; teach&VV0; these&DD2; Africans&NN2; poor&JJ; little&JJ; bastards&NN2; this&DD1; Mormon&JJ; shit&NN1;.&YSTP; This&DD1; what&DDQ;?&YQUE; Norman&NP1;?&YQUE; Mormon&JJ;.&YSTP; Do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; know&VVI; what&DDQ; Mormon&NN1; is&VBZ;?&YQUE; Morwen&NP1; no&UH;.&YSTP; Mormon&JJ;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;'s&VBZ; that&DD1;?&YQUE; A&AT1; religion&NN1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1; was&VBDZ; founded&VVN; about&RG; a&AT1; hundred&NNO; years&NNT2; ago&RA;.&YSTP; Right&RR;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; did&VDD;n't&XX; allow&VVI; my&APPGE; mum&NN1; to&TO; have&VHI; anyⅅ alcohol&NN1;,&YCOM; she&PPHS1; did&VDD;n't&XX; allow&VVI; my&APPGE; mum&NN1; to&TO; have&VHI; anyⅅ,&YCOM; erm&FU;,&YCOM; she&PPHS1; did&VDD;n't&XX; allow&VVI; my&APPGE; mum&NN1; to&TO; have&VHI; hardly&RR; anyⅅ friends&NN2;,&YCOM; she&PPHS1; would&VM;n't&XX; al&FU; ,&YCOM; he&PPHS1; would&VM;n't&XX; allow&VVI; anyone&PN1; intoⅈ our&APPGE; home&NN1;.&YSTP; Sad&JJ; bastard&NN1;.&YSTP; Yep&UH;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; real&JJ; knob&NN1;.&YSTP; Suppose&VV0; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; quite&RG; luck&NN1; really&RR;,&YCOM; [ cos&CS; likeⅈ my&APPGE; family&NN1; ] [ I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; lucky&JJ; ] to&TO; have&VHI; a&AT1; nice&JJ; grandma&NN1; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; onⅈ my&APPGE; dad&NN1;'s≥ side&NN1;,&YCOM; she&PPHS1; is&VBZ; a&AT1; tiller&NN1;,&YCOM; but&CCB; she&PPHS1; just&RR; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; nice&JJ; grandparents&NN2; onⅈ both&DB2; sides&NN2;.&YSTP; The&AT; thing&NN1; is&VBZ; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; loads&NN2; of&IO; aunts&NN2; and&CC; uncles&NN2; so&RR;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; pretty&RG; good&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; go&VV0; and&CC; stay&VV0; with&IW; them&PPHO2;,&YCOM; sponging&VVG; offⅈ them&PPHO2; all&DB; the&AT; time&NNT1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; but&CCB; you&PPY; can&VM;,&YCOM; ca&VM;n't&XX; erm&FU;,&YCOM; you&PPY; know&VV0; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; have&VHI; anyⅅ cousins&NN2;,&YCOM; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; have&VHI; anyⅅ aunts&NN2; or&CC; uncles&NN2;.&YSTP; You&PPY; have&VH0;n't&XX; got&VVN; anyⅅ cousins&NN2; or&CC; anyⅅ aunts&NN2; and&CC; uncles&NN2;?&YQUE; No&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; loads&NN2; of&IO; cousins&NN2;.&YSTP; Instead ofⅈ nineteen&MC; C&ZZ1; can&VM; you&PPY; make&VVI; K&ZZ1; equals&VVZ; four&MC;?&YQUE; Reasonable&JJ;,&YCOM; no&UH;?&YQUE; Cos&CS; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; sure&JJ; erm&FU;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; K&ZZ1; was&VBDZ; point&NN1; two&MC; five&MC;.&YSTP; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; quarter&NN1; is&VBZ;n't&XX; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; and&CC; I&PPIS1; made&VVD; it&PPH1; four&MC;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Other&JJ; way&NN1; round&RP;.&YSTP; Damn&UH;.&YSTP; Well&RR; you&PPY; s&FU; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; we&PPIS2; only&RR; had&VHD; to&TO; do&VDI; one&MC1; er&FU; up&RP; toⅈ eight&MC;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; wait&VVI; for&IF; Ross&NP1; to&TO; come&VVI; tomorrow&RT;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; getting&VVG; all&DB; psyched&VVD; up&RP; now&RT;.&YSTP; Ah&UH; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; me&APPGE; [ fag&NN1; ] [ Well&RR;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; said&VVD; ] do&VD0;n't&XX; let&VVI;,&YCOM; Rupert&NP1;,&YCOM; do&VD0;n't&XX; let&VVI; him&PPHO1; come&VVI; intoⅈ your&APPGE; study&NN1;.&YSTP; Can&VM; I&PPIS1; move&VVI; my&APPGE; stuff&NN1;?&YQUE; No&UH;,&YCOM; Rupert&NP1;,&YCOM; you&PPY;'re&VBR; only&RR; going&VVG; toⅈ his&APPGE; study&NN1; cos&CS; you&PPY; like&VV0; him&PPHO1;?&YQUE; You&PPY; love&VV0; him&PPHO1; you&PPY; do&VD0;.&YSTP; Not&XX;!&YEX; Now&RT; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; really&RR; fucked&VVN; this&DD1; thing&NN1; up&RP;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; you&PPY;'re&VBR; supposed&JJ; to&TO; right&RR; downⅈ the&AT; names&NN2; of&IO; the&AT; people&NN; who&PNQS; are&VBR; speaking&VVG;,&YCOM; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; and&CC; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; remember&VVI;,&YCOM; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; taped&VVN; and&CC; what&DDQ; tapes&NN2;.&YSTP; So&RR; what&DDQ; are&VBR; you&PPY; doing&VDG;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; leave&VVI; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Just&RR; put&VV0; me&PPIO1; down&RP; all&DB; the&AT; time&NNT1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; you&PPY; are&VBR; down&RP; all&DB; the&AT; time&NNT1;.&YSTP; Right&RR;,&YCOM; let's&VM; see&VVI; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; what&DDQ;?&YQUE; Bollocks&NN2;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; for&IF; fuck&NN1;'s≥ sake&NN1;!&YEX; This&DD1; song&NN1; again&RT;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; tell&VV0; you&PPY; what&DDQ; Meatloaf&NP1; must&VM; be&VBI; going&VVG; mad&JJ;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VHZ; overplayed&VVN; so&RG; much&DA1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; so&RG; crap&JJ; though&RR;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; did&VDD;n't&XX; even&RR; like&VVI; it&PPH1; inⅈ the&AT; first&MD; place&NN1;.&YSTP; Nor&CC; did&VDD; I&PPIS1;.&YSTP; Julian&NP1; Julian&NP1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; inⅈ every&AT1; conversation&NN1; there&RL; you&PPY; are&VBR;.&YSTP; [ Julian&NP1;,&YCOM; ] [ Probably&RR;.&YSTP; ] Ooooh&UH;!&YEX; Pardon&NN1;?&YQUE; Myself&PPX1; and&CC; Jasmine&NN1;.&YSTP; Come&VV0; on&RP; let&VV0; me&PPIO1; listen&VVI; toⅈ that&DD1;.&YSTP; No&UH;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; embarrassing&JJ;.&YSTP; Please&RR; Jock&NP1; I&PPIS1; have&VH0;n't&XX; actually&RR; heard&VVN; her&PPHO1; speak&VVI;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; wo&VM;n't&XX; take&VVI; the&AT; piss&NN1; I&PPIS1; promise&VV0;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; promise&VV0; you&PPY; I&PPIS1; wo&VM;n't&XX; take&VVI; the&AT; piss&NN1; and&CC; I&PPIS1; wo&VM;n't&XX; tell&VVI; anyone&PN1;.&YSTP; No&UH;.&YSTP; Come&VV0; on&RP;.&YSTP; No&UH;,&YCOM; you&PPY;'re&VBR; not&XX; listening&VVG; toⅈ it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; come&VV0; onⅈ Jock&NP1; come&VV0; on&RP; I&PPIS1; shared&VVD; my&APPGE; little&JJ;,&YCOM; [ No&UH;.&YSTP; ] [ thing&NN1; ] with&IW; you&PPY;.&YSTP; Jock&NP1; come&VV0; on&RP;!&YEX; Honestly&RR; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; really&RR; sad&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; it&PPH1; probably&RR; is&VBZ; I&PPIS1; just&RR; want&VV0; to&TO; hear&VVI; what&DDQ; she&PPHS1; sounds&VVZ; like&CS; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; not&XX; gon&VVGK;na&TO;,&YCOM; listen&VV0; toⅈ what&DDQ; you&PPY;'re&VBR; saying&VVG;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; just&RR; want&VV0; to&TO; hear&VVI; what&DDQ; she&PPHS1; sounds&VVZ; likeⅈ.&YSTP; Who&PNQS;?&YQUE; Okay&RR;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; put&VVI; it&PPH1; on&RP;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; let&VVI; you&PPY; hear&VVI; a&AT1; bit&NN1; of&IO; it&PPH1; but&CCB; erm&FU; Jock&NP1; I&PPIS1; wo&VM;n't&XX; take&VVI; the&AT; piss&NN1; I&PPIS1; promise&VV0;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; do&VDI; it&PPH1; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; do&VDI; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; okay&RR;.&YSTP; Jock&NP1; why&RRQ; get&VVI; embarrassed&JJ;?&YQUE; Got&VVN; to&TO; find&VVI; the&AT; right&JJ; tape&NN1; first&MD;.&YSTP; Here&RL; it&PPH1; is&VBZ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; do&VDI; it&PPH1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; do&VDI; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Jock&NP1;,&YCOM; [ press&NN1; play&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; find&VVI; the&AT; place&NN1; for&IF; you&PPY;,&YCOM; ] I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; find&VVI; the&AT; place&NN1; for&IF; you&PPY;.&YSTP; You&PPY;'re&VBR; a bit&RR; embarrassed&JJ; are&VBR;n't&XX; you&PPY;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Who&PNQS; would&VM;n't&XX; with&IW; you&PPY; around&RP;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ;?&YQUE; You&PPY;'re&VBR; an&AT1; embarrassing&JJ; boy&NN1; you&PPY; are&VBR;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; inⅈ that&DD1; one&PN1; as&RG; well&RR;.&YSTP; Is&VBZ; that&DD1; it&PPH1;?&YQUE;