Register : S Filename : B142701 Title : ? Date : ? Time : ? Recording device : wlk Length of conversation : ? Word count : 4765 County : Greater London Locality : North London Setting : home Activity : ? Type of conversation : conversation Superfield : ? Subject/Topic : ? Individual subject : ? Spontaneity rating : 3 Audience size : 3 Background : ? Identifier : 1 Name : Catriona Gender : f Age : 16 First Language : BrE Dialect : London Occupation : student Education : still studying Social Group : 1 Relationship to respondent : respondent Other relationships : daughter8 daughter9 Background : speaker 9 only present at the end of conversation Identifier : 8 Name : Julian Gender : m Age : ? First Language : BrE Dialect : ? Occupation : artist Education : ? Social Group : 1 Relationship to respondent : father Other relationships : husband9 Background : ? Identifier : 9 Name : ? Gender : f Age : ? First Language : BrE Dialect : ? Occupation : artist Education : ? Social Group : 1 Relationship to respondent : mother Other relationships : wife8 Background : ?

For&IF; god&NN1;'s≥ sake&NN1;!&YEX; Thanks toⅈ &name;&NP1; the&AT; French&JJ; lesson&NN1; was&VBDZ; only&RR; giggling&VVG; as&RG; far&JJ; as&CSA; I&PPIS1; got&VVD; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Mm&UH;.&YSTP; Well&RR; he&PPHS1; is&VBZ; funny&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; had&VHD; a&AT1; record&NN1; week&NNT1; atⅈ the&AT; club&NN1; this&DD1; week&NNT1;,&YCOM; Monday&NPD1; night&NNT1;,&YCOM; a&AT1; lecture&NN1; which&DDQ; was&VBDZ;n't&XX; very&RG; good&JJ;,&YCOM; Tuesday&NPD1; night&NNT1; a&AT1; lecture&NN1; byⅈ Bernard&NP1; &name;&NP1; which&DDQ; was&VBDZ; extremely&RR; good&JJ;,&YCOM; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; painter&NN1; [ atⅈ the&AT; ] [ I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; ] and&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; doing&VDG; a&AT1; book&NN1; aboutⅈ his&APPGE; wife&NN1; &name;&NP1;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; just&RR; starting&VVG; atⅈ the&AT; moment&NN1;,&YCOM; this&DD1; new&JJ; book&NN1; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; doing&VDG;.&YSTP; introduce&VV0; him&PPHO1;,&YCOM; rather&RG; a&AT1; grand&JJ; event&NN1; Wednesday&NPD1; night&NNT1; a&AT1; committee&NN1; meeting&NN1; which&DDQ; was&VBDZ; terrible&JJ;,&YCOM; because&CS; the&AT; figures&NN2; had&VHD; so&RG; bad&JJ; we&PPIS2;'re&VBR; losing&VVG; we&PPIS2; lost&VVD; nearly&RR; thirty&MC; thousand&NNO; pounds&NN2; inⅈ one&MC1; lump&NN1; inⅈ October&NPM1;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; absolutely&RR; diabolical&JJ;.&YSTP; Thirty&MC; thousand&NNO; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; you&PPY; could&VM; a&AT1; BM&NP1; er&FU; er&FU; a&AT1; top&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; range&NN1; BMW&NP1; for&IF; that&DD1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; would&VM;n't&XX; want&VVI; a&AT1; top&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; range&NN1; BMW&NP1;.&YSTP; Would&VM;n't&XX; you&PPY;?&YQUE; No&UH;.&YSTP; How&RGQ; much&DA1; is&VBZ; my&APPGE; spider&NN1; gon&VVGK;na&TO; cost&NN1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; actually&RR;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; You&PPY; wo&VM;n't&XX; get&VVI; much&DA1; change&NN1; out ofⅈ,&YCOM; well&RR; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; really&RR; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; can&VM; look&VVI; it&PPH1; up&RP;.&YSTP; They&PPHS2;'re&VBR; not&XX; very&RG; good&JJ; cars&NN2;.&YSTP; They&PPHS2; are&VBR;.&YSTP; They&PPHS2;'re&VBR; not&XX;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;'s&VBZ; wrong&JJ; with&IW; them&PPHO2;?&YQUE; Old fashioned&JJ;,&YCOM; old fashioned&JJ; handling&NN1;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2; were&VBDR; designed&VVN; twenty&MC; thirty&MC; years&NNT2; ago&RA; there&EX; are&VBR; much&RR; better&JJR; cars&NN2;,&YCOM; if&CS; you&PPY; want&VV0; a&AT1; really&RR;,&YCOM; decent&JJ; sports&NN2; car&NN1; you&PPY; should&VM; buy&VVI; a&AT1;,&YCOM; a&AT1; [ Nissan&NP1; ] [ No&UH; ] or&CC; a&AT1; Mazda&NP1; or&CC; something&PN1;.&YSTP; no&UH; but&CCB; I&PPIS1; like&VV0; the&AT; look&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; oth&FU; [ I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; ] [ I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; ] a&AT1; modern&JJ; one&PN1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; well&RR; buy&VV0; a&AT1; Morgan&NP1; if&CS; you&PPY; want&VV0; an&AT1; old fashioned&JJ; one&PN1;.&YSTP; Are&VBR; they&PPHS2; more&RGR; expensive&JJ; than&CSN; Alfa&FU; no&UH; I&PPIS1; like&VV0; Alfa&NP1; Romeos&NN2;.&YSTP; No&UH; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; not&XX; very&RG; good&JJ; cars&NN2; to&TO; be&VBI; honest&JJ;.&YSTP; They&PPHS2;'re&VBR; not&XX; [ very&RG; good&JJ; cars&NN2; ] [ Are&VBR; they&PPHS2; ] incredibly&RR; expensive&JJ;.&YSTP; No&UH;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; not&XX;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; what&DDQ; it&PPH1; is&VBZ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; a&AT1; book&NN1; upstairs&RL; that&CST; will&VM; tell&VVI; you&PPY; the&AT; price&NN1; of&IO; them&PPHO2;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; would&VM;n't&XX; touch&VVI; one&PN1;.&YSTP; But&CCB; what&DDQ;'s&VBZ; my&APPGE; first&MD; car&NN1; gon&VVGK;na&TO; be&VBI;?&YQUE; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; gon&VVGK;na&TO; be&VBI; a&AT1; Land&NP1; Rover&NP1; No&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; can&VM; tell&VVI; you&PPY; that&RG; much&DA1;.&YSTP; A&AT1;,&YCOM; a&AT1; Golf&NN1;.&YSTP; Mm&UH;.&YSTP; But&CCB; is&VBZ;n't&XX; the&AT; erm&FU; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; the&AT;,&YCOM; the&AT; insurance&NN1; [ of&IO; a&AT1; Golf&NN1; is&VBZ; incredibly&RR; high&JJ;.&YSTP; ] [ No&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; too&RG; bad&JJ; for&IF; the&AT; Golf&NN1; ] not&XX; if&CS; you&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; get&VVI; a&AT1; GTI&JJ; one&PN1;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; a bit&RR; more&RRR; for&IF; that&DD1; one&PN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; Well&RR; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; think&VVI; I&PPIS1; want&VV0; a&AT1; Golf&NN1; if&CS; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; a&AT1; GTI&NN1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; you&PPY; need&VM;n't&XX; have&VHI; one&PN1; then&RT;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; Well&RR; you&PPY; need&VM;n't&XX; have&VHI; anything&PN1;,&YCOM; have&VH0; a&AT1; pushbike&NN1;.&YSTP; A&AT1; what&DDQ; ?&YQUE; A&AT1; pushbike&NN1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; most&DAT; actresses&NN2; have&VH0;.&YSTP; [ Alan&NP1; ] [ Bollocks&NN2; ] dad&NN1;,&YCOM; that&DD1; is&VBZ; just&RR; complete&JJ; bollocks&NN2;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVGK; to&TO; wait&VVI; before&CS; I&PPIS1; change&VV0; my&APPGE; car&NN1; until&CS; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; your&APPGE; own&DA; car&NN1; and&CC; then&RT; [ I&PPIS1; ] [ Are&VBR; ] you&PPY; gon&VVGK;na&TO; buy&VVI; me&PPIO1; my&APPGE; car&NN1; first&MD;?&YQUE; Erm&FU; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; serious&JJ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; being&VBG; [ serious&JJ; ] [ yes&UH;.&YSTP; ] are&VBR; you&PPY; gon&VVGK;na&TO; buy&VVI; my&APPGE; first&MD; car&NN1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;,&YCOM; [ I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; have&VHI; anyⅅ shares&NN2;.&YSTP; How&RRQ; do&VD0; I&PPIS1; ,&YCOM; shares&NN2;?&YQUE; ] [ Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; ] you&PPY;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; someⅅ shares&NN2;,&YCOM; yes&UH;.&YSTP; Is&VBZ; that&DD1; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; buy&VVI;?&YQUE; Is&VBZ; that&DD1; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; do&VDI;?&YQUE; A&AT1; combination&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; give&VVI; you&PPY; someⅅ money&NN1; and&CC; have&VH0; someⅅ shares&NN2;,&YCOM; yes&UH;,&YCOM; one&MC1; way&NN1; or&CC; another&DD1; we&PPIS2;'ll&VM; finance&VVI; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; If&CS; you&PPY; Cos&CS; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; be&VBI; quite&RG; late&JJ; inⅈ getting&VVG; my&APPGE; car&NN1; and&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; want&VVI; it&PPH1; straight away&RR;.&YSTP; Yes&UH; but&CCB; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; got&VVN;ta&TO; pass&VVI; your&APPGE; test&NN1; first&MD;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; .&YSTP; [ ] [ I&PPIS1; want&VV0; it&PPH1; straight away&RR;,&YCOM; Alright&RR; I&PPIS1; want&VV0; my&APPGE; car&NN1; ] [ Ow&UH;!&YEX; ] [ Why&RRQ; ] will&VM; you&PPY; be&VBI; late&JJ;?&YQUE; Because&CS; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; such&DA; a&AT1; late&JJ; birthday&NN1;,&YCOM; compared&VVN; toⅈ everyone&PN1; else&RR;.&YSTP; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; stupid&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;!&YEX; What&DDQ; do&VD0; you&PPY; mean&VVI; do&VD0;n't&XX; be&VBI; so&RG; stupid&JJ;?&YQUE; Everyone&PN1; else&RR; has&VHZ; their&APPGE; birthday&NN1; sort&NN1; of&IO; February&NPM1; March&NPM1; April&NPM1; Do&VD0;n't&XX; be&VBI; so&RG; stupid&JJ;!&YEX; Everyone&PN1; does&VDZ;n't&XX; have&VHI; their&APPGE; birthday&NN1; [ inⅈ February&NPM1; and&CC; March&NPM1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; nearly&RR; the&AT; whole&JJ; world&NN1; everyone&PN1;'s&VBZ; bonking&VVG; in&RP; ] [ My&APPGE; year&NNT1; you&PPY; Dad&NN1; !&YEX; ] inⅈ August&NPM1; do&VD0; you&PPY; mean&VVI;?&YQUE; Daddy&NN1; my&APPGE; year&NNT1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; talking&VVG; aboutⅈ my&APPGE; friends&NN2;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; inⅈ the&AT; wrong&JJ; year&NNT1;.&YSTP; You&PPY;'re&VBR; too&RG; young&JJ;?&YQUE; Yes&UH;!&YEX; Yes&UH; [ well&RR; inⅈ August&NPM1; ] [ And&CC; therefore&RR; my&APPGE; ] no&UH; listen&VV0; toⅈ my&APPGE; point&NN1;,&YCOM; therefore&RR; my&APPGE; birthday&NN1; comes&VVZ; later&JJR;,&YCOM; than&CSN; anyone&PN1; else&RR;'s&VBZ; therefore&RR; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; be&VBI; one&MC1; of&IO; the&AT; last&MD; people&NN; to&TO; learn&VVI; how&RRQ; to&TO; drive&VVI;,&YCOM; therefore&RR; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; want&VVI; the&AT; car&NN1; as&RG; soon&RR; as&CSA; possible&JJ;.&YSTP; The&AT; last&MD; person&NN1; to&TO; learn&VVI; how&RRQ; to&TO; drive&VVI; byⅈ aboutⅈ what&DDQ;,&YCOM; five&MC; months&NNT2;?&YQUE; Neither&RR; here&RL; nor&CC; there&RL;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; I&PPIS1; suppose&VV0; it&PPH1; means&VVZ; that&CST; I&PPIS1; can&VM; drink&VVI; and&CC; they&PPHS2; can&VM; drive&VVI;.&YSTP; Sick&JJ;!&YEX; You&PPY;'re&VBR; actually&RR; bizarre&JJ;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; ?&YQUE; You&PPY;'re&VBR; quite&RG; bizarre&JJ;,&YCOM; when&RRQ; are&VBR; you&PPY; going&VVGK; to&TO; start&VVI; these&DD2; frigging&JJ; lessons&NN2;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; go&VVI; toⅈ France&NP1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; do&VD0; you&PPY; mean&VVI; [ you&PPY;'re&VBR; going&VVG; toⅈ France&NP1; ] [ I&PPIS1; will&VM; ] and&CC; then&RT; and&CC; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; come&VVI; home&RL; for&IF; them&PPHO2;.&YSTP; Yes&UH; [ see&VV0; ] [ Onⅈ my&APPGE; ] birthday&NN1; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; start&VVI; them&PPHO2;.&YSTP; Onⅈ your&APPGE; birthday&NN1; .&YSTP; Will&VM; you&PPY;?&YQUE; Excuse&VV0; me&PPIO1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; very&RG; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; when&RRQ; you&PPY;'re&VBR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; take&VVI; your&APPGE; lessons&NN2;,&YCOM; the&AT; problem&NN1; is&VBZ; actually&RR; [ i&FU; ] [ Actually&RR;!&YEX; ] ideally&RR; you&PPY;'d&VM; take&VVI; your&APPGE; lessons&NN2;,&YCOM; well&RR; you&PPY; can&VM; you&PPY;'ll&VM; take&VVI; them&PPHO2; atⅈ Haileybury&NP1; presumably&RR;,&YCOM; afterwards&RT; [ you&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; have&VHI; to&TO; ] [ How&RRQ; can&VM; I&PPIS1; take&VVI; them&PPHO2; ] atⅈ Haileybury&NP1;?&YQUE; What&DDQ; a&AT1; load&NN1; of&IO; [ bollocks&NN2;!&YEX; ] [ They&PPHS2; must&VM; ] have&VHI; driving&JJ; instructors&NN2; there&RL;.&YSTP; Daddy&NN1; I&PPIS1; wo&VM;n't&XX; be&VBI; eighteen&MC; Is&VBZ;n't&XX; it&PPH1; seventeen&MC;?&YQUE; Is&VBZ; it&PPH1; seventeen&MC;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; Seventeen&MC;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; think&VV0;.&YSTP; They&PPHS2; were&VBDR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; change&VVI; it&PPH1; but&CCB; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; think&VVI; [ they&PPHS2; have&VH0; yet&RR;.&YSTP; ] [ Yeah&UH; ] bet&VV0;,&YCOM; bet&VV0; they&PPHS2; will&VM; just&RR; to&TO; piss&VVI; me&PPIO1; off&RP;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; think&VVI; it&PPH1;'s&VHZ; changed&VVN; yet&RR;.&YSTP; Miranda&NP1;'s&VBZ; only&RR; just&RR;,&YCOM; well&RR; y&FU; two&MC; days&NNT2; ago&RA; Miranda&NP1; was&VBDZ; sixteen&MC;.&YSTP; [ Miranda&NP1; &name;&NP1; ] [ She&PPHS1; younger&JJR; than&CSN; you&PPY; ] is&VBZ; she&PPHS1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; So&RR; she&PPHS1; was&VBDZ; a&AT1; whole&JJ; year&NNT1; out&RP;.&YSTP; Mhm&UH;.&YSTP; Was&VBDZ; that&DD1; her&APPGE; onⅈ the&AT; phone&NN1;?&YQUE; My&APPGE; room&FU; no&UH; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; erm&FU;,&YCOM; Vicky&NP1;.&YSTP; [ &name;&NP1; ] [ Did&VDD;n't&XX; ] sound&VVI; likeⅈ Vicky&NP1; actually&RR;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; agree&VV0;,&YCOM; okay&RR; listen&VV0;,&YCOM; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; erm&FU; no&UH; no&UH; she&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; likeⅈ this&DD1; and&CC; she&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; erm&FU; are&VBR; you&PPY; doing&VDG; anything&PN1; tonight&RT;,&YCOM; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; do&VD0; you&PPY; wan&VV0;na&TO; go&VVI; out&RP; or&CC; something&PN1; cos&CS; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; inⅈ London&NP1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; inⅈ a&AT1; hotel&NN1;,&YCOM; ya&UH; Why&RRQ; did&VDD;n't&XX; you&PPY; go&VVI;?&YQUE; Cos&CS; I&PPIS1; could&VM;n't&XX; be&VBI; bothered&VVN; and&CC; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ;n't&XX; dressed&VVN; and&CC; it&PPH1; would&VM; be&VBI; going&VVG; all&RR; overⅈ toⅈ south&ND1; London&NP1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; south&ND1; London&NP1; hm&UH;.&YSTP; Well&RR; obviously&RR;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;,&YCOM; are&VBR; there&EX; only&RR; hotels&NN2; inⅈ south&ND1; London&NP1;?&YQUE; Well&RR; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; Kensington&NP1; type&NN1; [ place&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ I&PPIS1; see&VV0;.&YSTP; ] West&ND1; London&NP1;.&YSTP; West&ND1; London&NP1;.&YSTP; South&ND1; London&NP1; always&RR; implies&VVZ; south&ND1; of&IO; the&AT; river&NN1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; no&UH; no&UH; not&XX; quite&RG; as&RG; far&JJ; as&CSA; erm&FU; Putney&NP1; but&CCB; beforeⅈ that&DD1;.&YSTP; and&CC; and&CC; where&RRQ; is&VBZ; she&PPHS1; atⅈ school&NN1; now&RT;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; I&PPIS1; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; Stow&NP1;,&YCOM; Stow&NP1;.&YSTP; Stow&NP1;.&YSTP; Stow&NP1;,&YCOM; what&DDQ; you&PPY; mean&VV0; Stow&NP1; Vicky&NP1;,&YCOM; yeah&UH; do&VD0;,&YCOM; do&VD0;.&YSTP; Like&RR; we&PPIS2; were&VBDR; sitting&VVG; inⅈ the&AT; inⅈ the&AT; derm&NN1; ,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; the&AT; dorm&NN1;,&YCOM; dorm&NN1; and&CC; she&PPHS1; goes&VVZ; oh&UH; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVG; out&RP; with&IW; Tim&NP1; &name;&NP1;,&YCOM; are&VBR; you&PPY; impressed&VVN; .&YSTP; No&UH;.&YSTP; Did&VDD; she&PPHS1; say&VVI; that&DD1;?&YQUE; Who&PNQS; is&VBZ; Tim&NP1; &name;&NP1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; but&CCB; she&PPHS1; likes&VVZ; his&APPGE; name&NN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; I&PPIS1; see&VV0;.&YSTP; They&PPHS2;'re&VBR; so&RG; naff&JJ;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; so&RR; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; w&FU; seriously&RR; when&CS; I&PPIS1; first&MD; went&VVD; toⅈ she&PPHS1; was&VBDZ; really&RR; like&RR;,&YCOM; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; ah&UH; I&PPIS1; do&VD0; I&PPIS1; feel&VVI; really&RR; sorry&JJ; for&IF; you&PPY; girl&NN1; alright&RR;?&YQUE; Alright&RR; darling&NN1; ?&YQUE; No no one&PN1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; hear&VVI; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; tell&VV0; you&PPY; the&AT; cleaning&JJ; ladies&NN2; are&VBR; the&AT; worst&JJT; inⅈ erm&FU;,&YCOM; school&NN1;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ;?&YQUE; To&TO; be&VBI; a&AT1; cleaning&JJ; lady&NN1; all&DB; you&PPY; need&VV0; to&TO; be&VBI; able&JK; to&TO; do&VDI; is&VBZ; to&TO; say&VVI; alright&RR; properly&RR;,&YCOM; [ with&IW; every&AT1;,&YCOM; alright&RR; ] [ Alright&RR;.&YSTP; Alright&RR;.&YSTP; ] no&UH; alright&RR;?&YQUE; Alright&RR;?&YQUE; Alright&RR;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; just&RR; do&VDI; your&APPGE; desk&NN1; top&NN1; and&CC; whatnot&NN1; and&CC; if&CS; you&PPY; can&VM; ask&VVI; Jess&NP1; to&TO; clean&VVI; the&AT; floor&NN1;,&YCOM; alright&RR;?&YQUE; You&PPY; d&FU; you&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; mind&VVI; if&CSW; I&PPIS1; do&VD0; the&AT; hoovering&NN1; now&RT; do&VDI; you&PPY;,&YCOM; you&PPY; kn&FU; the&AT; 'oovering&NN1; ,&YCOM; sorry&JJ;,&YCOM; and&CC; they&PPHS2; got&VVD; this&DD1; little&JJ; flap&NN1; flooted&VVD; shuf&FU; flat&RR; footed&VVD; shuffle&VV0; excuse&VV0; me&PPIO1;,&YCOM; [ ] [ That&DD1;'s&VBZ; ] absolutely&RR; sweet&JJ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; wo&VM;n't&XX; hear&VVI; a&AT1; word&NN1; said&VVD; [ againstⅈ ] [ We&PPIS2;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; Mavis&NP1; ] alright&RR; ?&YQUE; And&CC; we&PPIS2; had&VHD; to&TO; go&VVI; and&CC; do&VDI; the&AT; washing&NN1; up&RP; and&CC; they&PPHS2; were&VBDR; sitting&VVG; inⅈ the&AT; erm&FU;,&YCOM; inⅈ the&AT; kitchen&NN1; choosing&VVG; their&APPGE; Christmas&NNT1; presents&NN2; fromⅈ the&AT; Argos&NP1; catalogue&NN1; oh&UH; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; nice&JJ;,&YCOM; ooh&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; five&MC; ninety&MC; nine&MC; Jenny&NP1; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; serious&JJ;.&YSTP; [ That&DD1;'s&VBZ; for&IF; her&APPGE; husband&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ That&DD1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1; ,&YCOM; ] that&DD1;'s&VBZ; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1; would&VM; do&VDI;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; yeah&UH;?&YQUE; Well&RR; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; tell&VVI; mum&NN1; that&DD1; .&YSTP; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; so&RR; you&PPY;'ll&VM; buy&VVI; her&PPHO1; a&AT1; bar&NN1; of&IO; soap&NN1;?&YQUE; Something&PN1; likeⅈ that&DD1;,&YCOM; yes&UH;.&YSTP; A&AT1; bar&NN1; of&IO; soap&NN1; and&CC; well&RR; what&DDQ; can&VM; you&PPY; get&VVI; what&DDQ; could&VM; you&PPY; get&VVI; for&IF; five&MC; ninety&MC; nine&MC;?&YQUE; Let's&VM; just&RR; [ see&VVI;.&YSTP; ] [ Not&XX; much&DA1; ] but&CCB; you&PPY; know&VV0; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; not&XX; rolling&VVG; inⅈ money&NN1;,&YCOM; a&AT1; poor&JJ; man&NN1; likeⅈ me&APPGE; needs&NN2; to&TO; look&VVI; for&IF; sort&NN1; of&IO; [ er&FU; simple&JJ; presents&NN2;.&YSTP; But&CCB; anyway&RR; simple&JJ; ] [ Oh&UH; yeah&UH;.&YSTP; So&RR; what&DDQ; are&VBR; you&PPY; gon&VVGK;na&TO; get&VVI; me&PPIO1; then&RT;?&YQUE; ] something&PN1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; not&XX; buying&VVG; you&PPY; anything&PN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; thanks&NN2; a lot&RR; .&YSTP; No&UH; I&PPIS1; can&VM; tell&VVI; you&PPY;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; decided&VVN; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; not&XX;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; giving&VVG; you&PPY; an&AT1; envelope&NN1; with&IW; someⅅ money&NN1; in&RP; because&CS; whatever&DDQV; I&PPIS1; buy&VV0; you&PPY; is&VBZ; no&AT; good&JJ;,&YCOM; or&CC; u&FU; u&FU; useless&JJ;,&YCOM; or&CC; you&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; like&VVI; it&PPH1; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; bollocks&NN2;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; had&VHN; a&AT1; whole&JJ; series&NN; of&IO; catastrophes&NN2; No&UH; you&PPY; have&VH0;n't&XX;.&YSTP; Name&VV0; [ one&PN1;.&YSTP; ] [ so&RR; ] Er&FU; do&VD0;n't&XX; name&VVI; one&PN1; actually&RR;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; wan&VV0;na&TO; hear&VVI;.&YSTP; No&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; wo&VM;n't&XX; [ They&PPHS2;'re&VBR; all&DB; sitting&VVG; inⅈ your&APPGE; room&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ I&PPIS1; know&VV0; what&DDQ; you&PPY;'re&VBR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; wan&VV0;na&TO; hear&VVI; ] shut&VV0; up&RP; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; use&VVI; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; The&AT; video&NN1; camera&NN1; if&CS; you&PPY;'re&VBR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; mention&VVI; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; that&DD1; was&VBDZ; one&MC1; of&IO; them&PPHO2; certainly&RR;.&YSTP; And&CC; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; taking&VVG; that&DD1; onⅈ the&AT; erm&FU;,&YCOM; Romeo&NP1; and&CC; Juliet&NP1; [ tour&NN1; ].&YSTP; [ Well&RR; ] use&VV0; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; The&AT; le&FU; the&AT; brown&JJ; leather&NN1; jacket&NN1;.&YSTP; Which&DDQ; one&PN1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; only&RR; bought&VVD; you&PPY; one&PN1;.&YSTP; [ Ow&UH;!&YEX; ] [ ] Ooh&UH;!&YEX; So&RR; kind&NN1;,&YCOM; ooh&UH;,&YCOM; ow&UH;.&YSTP; [ That&DD1; was&VBDZ; a&AT1; disaster&NN1; ] [ ] you&PPY;'ve&VH0; only&RR; worn&VVN; that&CST; once&RR;.&YSTP; And&CC; I&PPIS1; just&RR; go&VV0; throughⅈ all&DB; the&AT; catastrophes&NN2; that&CST; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; bought&VVN; you&PPY;,&YCOM; so&RR; from now on&RT; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; cash&NN1;,&YCOM; just&RR; cash&NN1;.&YSTP; Onⅈ the&AT; table&NN1;.&YSTP; Do&VD0;n't&XX;,&YCOM; do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; knock&VVI; my&APPGE; silver&NN1; spoon&NN1; likeⅈ that&DD1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; an&AT1; antique&JJ; silver&NN1; spoon&NN1;.&YSTP; Made&VVN; inⅈ Exeter&NP1; inⅈ eighteen&MC; [ thirty&MC;.&YSTP; ] [ I&PPIS1; could&VM;n't&XX; ] give&VVI; a&AT1; shit&NN1; dad&NN1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; ?&YQUE; Do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; dare&VVI; do&VDI; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Shall&VM; I&PPIS1; do&VDI; it&PPH1; again&RT;?&YQUE; ,&YCOM; Catriona&NP1; stop&VV0; it&PPH1;!&YEX; Just&RR; stop&VV0; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Ow&UH;!&YEX; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; a&AT1; stomach&NN1; ache&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; ate&VVD; too&RG; much&DA1; I&PPIS1; think&VV0;.&YSTP; Tummy&NN1; ache&NN1;.&YSTP; Erm&FU; Erm&FU; what&DDQ;?&YQUE; What&DDQ; was&VBDZ; I&PPIS1; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI;?&YQUE; Oh&UH; good&JJ; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; changed&VVN; your&APPGE; shoes&NN2;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; like&VVI; those&DD2; grey&JJ; ones&NN2;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY;?&YQUE; No&UH; it&PPH1; makes&VVZ; you&PPY; look&VVI; likeⅈ someⅅ,&YCOM; you&PPY; look&VV0; likeⅈ,&YCOM; those&DD2; are&VBR; the&AT; sort&NN1; of&IO; thing&NN1; the&AT; cleaning&JJ; ladies&NN2; would&VM; wear&VVI; .&YSTP; They&PPHS2; shuffle&VV0; around&RP; [ inⅈ them&PPHO2; ] [ I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; ] care&VVI;.&YSTP; it&PPH1; looks&VVZ; ridiculous&JJ; cos&CS; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; all&DB; navy&NN1; and&CC; then&RT; suddenly&RR; these&DD2; like&RR;,&YCOM; bright&JJ; white&JJ; [ feet&NN2;.&YSTP; ] [ I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; ] I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; a&AT1; [ modest&JJ; ] [ You&PPY; look&VV0; ] likeⅈ a&AT1; cat&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; a&AT1; modest&JJ; man&NN1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; my&APPGE; place&NN1; inⅈ life&NN1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; where&RRQ; is&VBZ; this&DD1;?&YQUE; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; Where&RRQ;'s&VBZ; your&APPGE; place&NN1;?&YQUE; Inⅈ the&AT; clouds&NN2;?&YQUE; Well&RR; where&RRQ;'s&VBZ; your&APPGE; place&NN1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; have&VH0; no&AT; illusions&NN2;.&YSTP; And&CC; if&CS; I&PPIS1; want&VV0; to&TO; wear&VVI; a&AT1; nice&JJ; pair&NN; of&IO; Clarks&NP1;'≥ grey&JJ; espadrilles&NN2; or&CC; whatever&DDQV; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; ca&FU; [ so&RR; then&RT; I&PPIS1; will&VM; wear&VVI; them&PPHO2;.&YSTP; ] [ Oh&UH; how&RGQ; awful&JJ;!&YEX; How&RGQ; absolutely&RR; ] how&RGQ; [ naff&JJ;!&YEX; ] [ Naff&JJ;.&YSTP; ] Yeah&UH;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; knew&VVD; you&PPY;'d&VM; say&VVI; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Would&VM; you&PPY; like&VVI; a&AT1; glass&NN1; of&IO; Glenfiddich&NP1;?&YQUE; No&UH; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; like&VVI; whisky&NN1;.&YSTP; Have&VH0; you&PPY; ever&RR; tri&FU; er&FU; Glenfiddich&VV0;,&YCOM; [ now that&CS; is&VBZ; not&XX; whisky&NN1; ] [ No&UH; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; ] that&DD1; is&VBZ; s&FU; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; [ nectar&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; gods&NN2;.&YSTP; ] [ What&DDQ; I&PPIS1; do&VD0; want&VVI; is&VBZ; ] someⅅ wine&NN1; to&TO; take&VVI; back&RP; toⅈ school&NN1; [ tomorrow&RT;,&YCOM; oh&UH; er&FU; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; ] [ So&RR; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; said&VVN; that&CST; several&DA2; times&NNT2;.&YSTP; ] No&UH; erm&FU; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; too&RG; embarrassing&JJ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; to&TO; hear&VVI; that&DD1; again&RT;.&YSTP; Well&RR; do&VD0;n't&XX; play&VVI; it&PPH1; toⅈ anybody&PN1; else&RR;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; will&VM;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; intend&VV0; to&TO;.&YSTP; Well&RR; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; talk&VVI; aboutⅈ your&APPGE; [ snob&NN1; ] [ Shut&VV0; up&RP; ] What&DDQ; were&VBDR; you&PPY; talking&VVG; aboutⅈ?&YQUE; No&UH; do&FU; will&VM; you&PPY; be&VBI; quiet&JJ;?&YQUE; No&UH; do&VD0;n't&XX;,&YCOM; you&PPY;'ll&VM; ruin&VVI; the&AT; whole&NN1; er&FU; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; survey&NN1; Yes&UH;?&YQUE; and&CC; er&FU; they&PPHS2; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; to&TO; know&VVI;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; transcribe&VVI; everything&PN1; we&PPIS2; say&VV0; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; believe&VVI; that&DD1;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; believe&VVI; it&PPH1;?&YQUE; [ It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; survey&NN1; ] [ You&PPY; just&RR; talked&VVD; aboutⅈ ] the&AT; cleaning&NN1; people&NN;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH; but&CCB; not&XX; but&CCB; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; for&IF; school&NN1; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; for&IF; someⅅ people&NN; outsideⅈ school&NN1;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; sort&NN1; of&IO; Well&RR; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; absolutely&RR; horrendous&JJ;,&YCOM; they&PPHS2;'ll&VM; think&VVI; my&APPGE; God&NP1; the&AT; British&JJ; class&NN1; system&NN1; [ is&VBZ; completely&RR; ] [ No&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; nothing&PN1; to&TO; do&VDI; ] with&IW; you&PPY; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; to&TO; do&VDI; with&IW; me&PPIO1; and&CC; how&RRQ; I&PPIS1; sp&FU; So&RR; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; feature&VVI; inⅈ this&DD1;?&YQUE; No&UH;.&YSTP; So&RR; I&PPIS1; could&VM; just&RR; as well&RR; go&VVI; and&CC; have&VHI; a&AT1; bath&NN1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; no&UH; [ well&RR; like&RR; I&PPIS1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; can&VM; sit&VVI; and&CC; talk&VVI; byⅈ myself&PPX1;,&YCOM; that&DD1;'d&VM; be&VBI; good&JJ;.&YSTP; ] [ and&CC; you&PPY; can&VM; sit&VVI; here&RL; and&CC; talk&VVI; in&RP; yes&UH; ] [ Excuse&VV0; me&PPIO1;.&YSTP; ] [ Speak&VV0; toⅈ the&AT; cat&NN1; ] charming&JJ;,&YCOM; speak&VV0; toⅈ the&AT; cat&NN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; get&VVI; a&AT1; lot&NN1; of&IO; response&NN1; [ out ofⅈ that&DD1;.&YSTP; ] [ Come&VV0; on&RP; Carly&RR; go&VV0; on&RP; and&CC; ] say&VV0; something&PN1; .&YSTP; They&PPHS2;'re&VBR; not&XX; recording&VVG; you&PPY;.&YSTP; Just&RR; Catriona&NP1;.&YSTP; Do&VD0; I&PPIS1; get&VVI; paid&VVN; for&IF; it&PPH1; inⅈ something&PN1;?&YQUE; Only&RR; if&CS; you&PPY; give&VV0; me&PPIO1; my&APPGE; money&NN1; first&MD;,&YCOM; [ my&APPGE; allowance&NN1; .&YSTP; ] [ ] I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; given&VVN; you&PPY; your&APPGE; allowance&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; [ forty&MC; three&MC; ] [ Is&VBZ; it&PPH1; December&NPM1; yet&RR;?&YQUE; ] No&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; bloody&RR; December&NPM1;.&YSTP; Erm&FU; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; anything&PN1; aboutⅈ being&VBG; paid&VVN; for&IF; it&PPH1;.&YSTP; Nor&CC; do&VD0; I&PPIS1;.&YSTP; Right&RR; so&RR; we&PPIS2;'d&VM; be&VBI; settle&VV0; for&IF; how&RGQ; much&DA1; we&PPIS2;'re&VBR; going&VVGK; to&TO; get&VVI; paid&VVN;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; how&RGQ; much&DA1; are&VBR; you&PPY;,&YCOM; you&PPY; can&VM; pay&VVI; it&PPH1; Krones&NNU2; or&CC; Norwegian&NN1; whatever&DDQV; they&PPHS2; are&VBR;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; Erm&FU; She&PPHS1; says&VVZ; changing&VVG; the&AT; subject&NN1;.&YSTP; Shall&VM; I&PPIS1; go&VVI; out&RP;?&YQUE; What&DDQ; the&AT; hell&NN1; are&VBR; you&PPY; going&VVGK; to&TO; get&VVI;,&YCOM; a&AT1; flask&NN1;?&YQUE; [ You&PPY; can&VM; get&VVI; ] [ No&UH; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; be&VBI; bothered&VVN;.&YSTP; ] I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; be&VBI; bothered&VVN;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; too&RG; much&DA1; effort&NN1; and&CC; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; [ ] [ Where&RRQ; would&VM; ] you&PPY; actually&RR; go&VVI;?&YQUE; Probably&RR; I&PPIS1;'d&VM; just&RR; go&VVI; up toⅈ the&AT; pub&NN1; but&CCB; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; be&VBI; bothered&VVN;.&YSTP; This&DD1;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ;,&YCOM; no&UH; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; you&PPY; walking&VVG; down&RP; toⅈ the&AT; pub&NN1; inⅈ this&DD1;,&YCOM; inⅈ the&AT; dark&JJ; cold&JJ; night&NNT1;.&YSTP; Alright&RR; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; ring&VVI; up&RP; and&CC; see&VVI;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; not&XX; going&VVGK; to&TO; go&VVI; anyway&RR;.&YSTP; Get&VV0; tucked&VVN; up&RP; inⅈ bed&NN1; with&IW; a&AT1; good&JJ; book&NN1; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; how&RRQ; A&AT1; good&JJ; book&NN1;?&YQUE; Casualty&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; have&VH0; those&DD2; things&NN2; onⅈ my&APPGE; bed&NN1;.&YSTP; You&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; like&VVI; them&PPHO2;?&YQUE; Do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; where&RRQ; they&PPHS2;'ve&VH0; been&VBN;.&YSTP; Exactly&RR;.&YSTP; Does&VDZ;,&YCOM; Dr&NNB; and&CC; Mrs&NNB; &name;&NP1;,&YCOM; do&VD0; they&PPHS2; have&VHI; any&RR; they&PPHS2; have&VH0; a&AT1; dog&NN1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; seen&VVN; [ a&AT1; dog&NN1; ] [ Yeah&UH; ] a&AT1; nasty&JJ; looking&VVG; animal&NN1;.&YSTP; Actually&RR; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; just&RR; &name;&NP1; 's≥ excuse&NN1; to&TO; have&VHI; a&AT1; walk&NN1; round&RP; behindⅈ the&AT; bike&NN1; sheds&NN2;.&YSTP; Really&RR;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH; atⅈ nine&MC; forty&MC; five&MC;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; sorry&JJ;!&YEX; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; blame&VVI; him&PPHO1; or&CC; anything&PN1;,&YCOM; [ is&VBZ; that&DD1; what&DDQ; you&PPY; do&VD0; ] [ Why&RRQ;?&YQUE; ] you&PPY; stand&VV0; behindⅈ the&AT; bi&FU; No&UH; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX;,&YCOM; [ not&XX; me&PPIO1;!&YEX; ] [ bit&NN1; sordid&JJ;.&YSTP; ] Well&RR; who&PNQS; then&RT;?&YQUE; Well&RR; other&JJ; people&NN; do&VD0;.&YSTP; Bit&NN1; sordid&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX;.&YSTP; Far&RG; more&RGR; sophisticated&JJ;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; you&PPY;'re&VBR;,&YCOM; you&PPY;'re&VBR; the&AT; wasteland&NN1;.&YSTP; No&UH;.&YSTP; It&PPH1; keeps&VVZ; stopping&VVG; and&CC; starting&VVG;.&YSTP; [ back&RP; ] [ Maybe&RR; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; ] voice&NN1; activated&VVN;.&YSTP; The&AT; battery&NN1;'s&VBZ; wearing&VVG; out&RP;,&YCOM; actually&RR; I&PPIS1; have&VH0; listened&VVN; toⅈ it&PPH1; a&AT1; lot&NN1;.&YSTP; When&CS; I&PPIS1; laugh&VV0;,&YCOM; it&PPH1; comes&VVZ; on&RP;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; is&VBZ;?&YQUE; To&TO; be&VBI; a&AT1; housemaster&NN1; inⅈ that&DD1; girls&NN2; s&FU; Why&RRQ;?&YQUE; oh&UH; terrible&JJ;.&YSTP; You&PPY;'d&VHD;,&YCOM; you&PPY;'d&VHD; whole&JJ; life&NN1; wondering&VVG; what&DDQ; they&PPHS2; were&VBDR; all&RR; doing&VDG; [ ] [ What&DDQ; do&VD0; you&PPY; ] mean&VVI; wondering&VVG; bet&VV0; you&PPY; would&VM; dad&NN1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; bet&VV0; you&PPY; would&VM;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; would&VM;n't&XX;,&YCOM; well&RR; yeah&UH; but&CCB; not&XX; [ with&IW; anyⅅ sense&NN1; of&IO; ] [ ] of&IO; pleasure&NN1;,&YCOM; this&DD1; awful&JJ; thing&NN1; of&IO;,&YCOM; oh&UH; my&APPGE; God&NP1; get&VV0; your&APPGE; claws&NN2; offⅈ me&PPIO1; all&DB; this&DD1; busine&FU; [ Ow&UH;!&YEX; Ow&UH;!&YEX; Ow&UH;!&YEX; Ooh&UH; my&APPGE; God&NP1;!&YEX; Ow&UH;!&YEX; ] [ ] God&NP1; she&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; gone&VVN; right&RR; throughⅈ my&APPGE; trousers&NN2;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; God&NP1; she&PPHS1;'s&VHZ; drawn&VVN; blood&NN1; right&RR; throughⅈ the&AT; trousers&NN2;.&YSTP; You&PPY;'re&VBR; a&AT1; horrible&JJ; cat&NN1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; really&RR; have&VH0; got&VVN; stomach&NN1; ache&NN1; though&RR;.&YSTP; Well&RR; no&AT; wonder&VVI;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; look&VV0;,&YCOM; look&VV0; atⅈ that&DD1;!&YEX; Wow&UH;!&YEX; Look&VV0;!&YEX; gee&UH; Why&RRQ; do&VD0; you&PPY; say&VVI; no&UH; wonder&NN1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; that&CST; really&RR; is&VBZ; just&RR; gross&JJ;.&YSTP; You&PPY; have&VH0; the&AT; most&RGT; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; likeⅈ Dracula&NP1;.&YSTP; God&NP1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;'ll&VM; they&PPHS2; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI; atⅈ the&AT; swimming&NN1; pool&NN1; tomorrow&RT;?&YQUE; Dad&NN1; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; not&XX; gon&VVGK;na&TO; be&VBI; looking&VVG; atⅈ your&APPGE; legs&NN2;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; hate&VV0; to&TO; tell&VVI; you&PPY; this&DD1;.&YSTP; The&AT; attendants&NN2; do&VD0;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;,&YCOM; is&VBZ; it&PPH1; that&DD1; fat&JJ; woman&NN1; [ that&CST; di&FU; spends&VVZ; ages&NN2; pre&FU; ] [ ] making&VVG; sure&JJ; everyone&PN1;'s&VBZ; watching&VVG; her&PPHO1; before&CS; she&PPHS1; dives&VVZ; in&RP;?&YQUE; Oh&UH; God&NP1; yeah&UH; .&YSTP; Is&VBZ; that&DD1; the&AT; attendant&NN1;?&YQUE; No&UH; no&UH; Or&CC; is&VBZ; it&PPH1; Paula&NP1;?&YQUE; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; Mrs&NNB; &name;&NP1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; I&PPIS1; really&RR; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; to&TO; know&VVI; actually&RR;,&YCOM; it&PPH1; just&RR; makes&VVZ; me&PPIO1; think&VVI; of&IO; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; &name;&NP1; 's≥ lane&NN1;.&YSTP; Paula&NP1; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; to&TO; know&VVI; aboutⅈ Paula&NP1;,&YCOM; [ what&DDQ;?&YQUE; ] [ is&VBZ; up&RP; inⅈ ] Shrewsbury&NP1;,&YCOM; Shrewsbury&NP1;,&YCOM; with&IW; mum&NN1; singing&VVG; a little&RR; [ ] [ But&CCB; dad&NN1; ] I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; to&TO; know&VVI; aboutⅈ that&DD1;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; not&XX;?&YQUE; oh&UH; what&DDQ; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; singing&VVG;?&YQUE; Dad&NN1; I&PPIS1; really&RR; do&VD0;n't&XX; care&VVI;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; to&TO; know&VVI;.&YSTP; The&AT; Big&JJ; Haydn&NP1; Mass&NP1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; !&YEX; You&PPY;'re&VBR; so&RG; boring&JJ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; gon&VVGK;na&TO; erase&VVI; this&DD1;.&YSTP; Yes&UH;.&YSTP; Do&VD0;n't&XX; look&VVI; atⅈ me&PPIO1; likeⅈ that&DD1;.&YSTP; Do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; come&VVI; anywhere&RL; nearⅈ me&PPIO1; either&RR;.&YSTP; It&PPH1; sounds&VVZ; like&CS; we&PPIS2;'re&VBR; having&VHG; an&AT1; argument&NN1; .&YSTP; Yes&UH; it&PPH1; does&VDZ; Cat&NN1;.&YSTP; Get&VV0; your&APPGE; claws&NN2; offⅈ me&PPIO1;,&YCOM; it&PPH1; sounds&VVZ; very&RG;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; sort of&RR; [ do&VD0;n't&XX; ] [ It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; very&RG; incestuous&JJ; ] do&VD0;n't&XX; you&PPY; come&VVI; nearⅈ me&PPIO1;.&YSTP; Dad&NN1;!&YEX; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; had&VHN; enoughⅅ of&IO; you&PPY;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; know&VV0; your&APPGE; sort&NN1;.&YSTP; Do&VD0;n't&XX; wave&VVI; your&APPGE; tail&NN1; atⅈ me&PPIO1; either&RR;.&YSTP; Shall&VM; I&PPIS1; go&VVI; and&CC; regurgitate&VVI; it&PPH1; all&DB; up&RP; asⅈ Will&NP1; would&VM; say&VVI;,&YCOM; let's&VM; go&VVI; and&CC; regurgitate&VVI; it&PPH1; all&DB; up&RP;.&YSTP; Stick&VV0; my&APPGE; fingers&NN2; downⅈ my&APPGE; throat&NN1; .&YSTP; Last&MD; night&NNT1; I&PPIS1; had&VHD; the&AT; most&RGT; disastrous&JJ; game&NN1; of&IO; badminton&NN1;,&YCOM; or&CC; games&NN2;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; had&VHN; inⅈ my&APPGE;,&YCOM; get&VV0; off&RP;!&YEX; whole&NN1; [ playing&VVG; career&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ Do&VD0;n't&XX; tell&VVI; ] me&PPIO1; aboutⅈ them&PPHO2;.&YSTP; [ I&PPIS1; think&VV0;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; I&PPIS1; think&VVI; I&PPIS1; could&VM; just&RR; ] [ I&PPIS1; could&VM; not&XX; move&VVI;.&YSTP; ] I&PPIS1;,&YCOM; that&DD1; is&VBZ; the&AT; one&PN1; of&IO; the&AT; most&RGT; boring&JJ; things&NN2; [ you&PPY; could&VM; ever&RR; ] [ Do&VD0; you&PPY; know&VVI; why&RRQ;?&YQUE; ] talk&VV0; aboutⅈ.&YSTP; Shall&VM; I&PPIS1; tell&VVI; you&PPY; why&RRQ;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; worse&JJR; than&CSN; school&NN1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; worse&JJR; than&CSN; [ listening&VVG; toⅈ the&AT; cricket&NN1; match&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ I&PPIS1; know&VV0; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; listened&VVN; toⅈ hours&NNT2; of&IO; school&NN1;.&YSTP; ] You&PPY; do&VD0;n't&XX; have&VHI; to&TO; listen&VVI; toⅈ it&PPH1;!&YEX; Well&RR; I&PPIS1; had&VHD;n't&XX; much&DA1; choice&NN1; have&VH0; I&PPIS1;?&YQUE; You&PPY; would&VM;n't&XX; let&VVI; me&PPIO1; turn&VVI; the&AT; telly&NN1; onⅈ which&DDQ; is&VBZ; what&DDQ; most&DAT; people&NN; want&VV0; to&TO; do&VDI; onⅈ a&AT1; Saturday&NPD1; evening&NNT1;,&YCOM; offⅈ Off&RP;!&YEX; What&DDQ; do&VD0; you&PPY; oh&UH; well&RR; you&PPY; sound&VV0; likeⅈ a&AT1; really&RR; boring&JJ; old&JJ; Fart&VV0;.&YSTP; Quite&RR;.&YSTP; Quite&RR;.&YSTP; Quite&RR;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; were&VBDR; we&PPIS2; doing&VDG; last&MD; Saturday&NPD1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; to&TO; know&VVI;.&YSTP; You&PPY; probably&RR; were&VBDR; doing&VDG; something&PN1; incredibly&RR; boring&JJ;.&YSTP; And&CC; then&RT; you&PPY; went&VVD; toⅈ the&AT; Bayleaf&NN1; or&CC; something&PN1; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; don&FU; I&PPIS1; really&RR; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; to&TO; know&VVI;.&YSTP; yeah&UH; yeah&UH; Anthony&NP1; .&YSTP; Anthony&NP1;,&YCOM; hello&UH; hello&UH;,&YCOM; Anthony&NP1;,&YCOM; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; Anthony&NP1; yeah&UH; Anthony&NP1;,&YCOM; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; yeah&UH;,&YCOM; Anthony&NP1;,&YCOM; oh&UH; hello&UH; .&YSTP; With&IW; the&AT; &name;&NP1;.&YSTP; Do&VD0; you&PPY; remember&VVI; the&AT; &name;&NP1;?&YQUE; Yes&UH;,&YCOM; how&RRQ; could&VM; anyone&PN1; forget&VVI; fat&JJ; Kathy&NP1;.&YSTP; She&PPHS1; was&VBDZ; very&RG; nice&JJ;.&YSTP; Big&JJ; Kath&NP1;.&YSTP; Big&JJ; Kathy&NP1; yes&UH; .&YSTP; No&UH; Carly&RR; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; wrecked&VVN; my&APPGE; leg&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; picked&VVN; up&RP; onⅈ the&AT; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; I&PPIS1; I&PPIS1; really&RR; ought&VMK; to&TO; learn&VVI; my&APPGE; lines&NN2;.&YSTP; Not&XX; now&RT;,&YCOM; tomorrow&RT;.&YSTP; Well&RR; I&PPIS1; would&VM; suggest&VVI; that&CST; you&PPY; record&VV0; them&PPHO2; and&CC; then&RT; listen&VV0; toⅈ them&PPHO2;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;'s&VBZ; th&FU; well&JJ; yeah&UH; I&PPIS1; probably&RR; will&VM;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; I&PPIS1; might&VM; take&VVI; my&APPGE; flute&NN1; back&RP; toⅈ school&NN1; as well&RR;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; have&VHI; time&NNT1; to&TO; play&VVI; but&CCB;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; to&TO; play&VVI; inⅈ a&AT1; concert&NN1; band&NN1; or&CC; anything but&RR; I&PPIS1; might&VM;,&YCOM; go&VV0; and&CC; knock&VV0; about&RP; with&IW; it&PPH1; for&IF; a&AT1; while&NNT1;.&YSTP; Mm&UH;.&YSTP; Could&VM;n't&XX; you&PPY; play&VVI; inⅈ a&AT1; jazz&NN1; band&NN1; with&IW; it&PPH1; or&CC; something&PN1;?&YQUE; No&UH; I&PPIS1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; have&VHI; time&NNT1;,&YCOM; it&PPH1; really&RR; does&VDZ; mean&VVI; signing&VVG; up&RP; for&IF; sort&NN1; of&IO; long&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; be&VBI; extremely&RR; interested&JJ; Inⅈ what&DDQ;?&YQUE; onⅈ Thursday&NPD1; to&TO; hear&VVI; the&AT; quality&NN1; of&IO; the&AT; music&NN1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; that&DD1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; really&RR; good&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; sure&JJ; it&PPH1; is&VBZ;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; heard&VVN; how&RGQ; good&JJ; it&PPH1; is&VBZ;,&YCOM; so&RR; it&PPH1;'ll&VM; be&VBI; a&AT1; first&MD; time&NNT1;.&YSTP; Then&RT; inⅈ about&RG; two&MC; weeks&NNT2;'≥ time&NNT1; we&PPIS2; come&VV0; toⅈ the&AT; carol&NN1; service&NN1;.&YSTP; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; be&VBI; brilliant&JJ;.&YSTP; That&DD1; sounded&VVD; really&RR; nice&JJ; the&AT; [ other&JJ; day&NNT1;.&YSTP; ] [ Now&RT; I&PPIS1; ] think&VV0; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; have&VH0; a&AT1; lunch&NN1; that&DD1; day&NNT1; let's&VM; just&RR; have&VHI; a&AT1; quick&JJ; check&NN1; inⅈ the&AT; diary&NN1; no&UH;,&YCOM; oh&UH; yes&UH;,&YCOM; no&UH;,&YCOM; no&UH; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; wrong&JJ;,&YCOM; something&PN1; er&FU; no&AT; nothing&PN1;,&YCOM; nothing&PN1; at all&RR;.&YSTP; Do&VD0; we&PPIS2; come&VVI; atⅈ eleven&MC; thirty&MC; or&CC; three&MC;?&YQUE; What&DDQ; are&VBR; you&PPY; talking&VVG; aboutⅈ?&YQUE; The&AT; carol&NN1; service&NN1; is&VBZ; either&RR; atⅈ eleven&MC; thirty&MC; or&CC; three&MC;.&YSTP; Well&RR; I&PPIS1; would&VM;,&YCOM; find&VV0; out&RP; rather&RG; soon&RR; because&CS; erm&FU; No&UH; no&UH; there&EX; is&VBZ; eleven&MC; thirty&MC; and&CC; [ three&MC; ] Oh&UH; I&PPIS1; see&VV0; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI; [ you&PPY;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; to&TO; guess&VVI; which&DDQ; one&PN1; it&PPH1; is&VBZ; .&YSTP; ] [ ] No&UH; you&PPY; must&VM; find&VVI; out&RP; for&IF; us&PPIO2; which&DDQ; is&VBZ; the&AT; one&PN1; toⅈ go&NN1; toⅈ.&YSTP; Okay&RR;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; would&VM; prefer&VVI;,&YCOM; actually&RR; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; make&VVI; it&PPH1; three&MC; because&CS; I&PPIS1; can&VM; swim&VVI;,&YCOM; no&UH; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; swim&VVI;,&YCOM; damn&UH;,&YCOM; either&DD1; way&NN1; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; bloody&RR; swim&VVI;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI; why&RRQ; it&PPH1; keeps&VVZ; stopping&VVG; and&CC; starting&VVG;.&YSTP; How&RGQ; long&JJ;'s&VBZ; it&PPH1; on&RP; for&IF;,&YCOM; an&AT1; hour&NNT1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; ten&MC; to&TO; do&VDI;.&YSTP; Or&CC; something&PN1;.&YSTP; Ten&MC; tapes&NN2;.&YSTP; But&CCB; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; [ the&AT; fact&NN1; ] [ No&UH; no&UH; ] I&PPIS1; did&VDD;n't&XX; mean&VVI; that&DD1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; how&RGQ; long&JJ;'s&VBZ; the&AT; carol&NN1; [ service&NN1;?&YQUE; ] [ Oh&UH; the&AT; ] carol&NN1; service&NN1;.&YSTP; Erm&FU;,&YCOM; yeah&UH; I&PPIS1; suppose&VV0; about&RG; an&AT1; hour&NNT1;,&YCOM; zing&VVG; zing&VVG; zing&VVG; zing&VVG; ,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN; a&AT1; really&RR;,&YCOM; it&PPH1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN; someⅅ really&RR; gay&JJ; carols&NN2; in&RP;.&YSTP; No&AT; scratching&NN1;.&YSTP; You&PPY;'re&VBR; asking&VVG; for&IF; it&PPH1; are&VBR;n't&XX; you&PPY;?&YQUE; Shall&VM; I&PPIS1; ring&VVI; granny&NN1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; have&VH0;n't&XX; erm&FU; spoken&VVN; toⅈ Yarty&NP1; yet&RR;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; I&PPIS1; have&VH0;n't&XX; thanked&VVN; her&PPHO1; for&IF; the&AT; money&NN1; she&PPHS1; sent&VVD;.&YSTP; No&UH;.&YSTP; Will&VM; she&PPHS1; be&VBI; offended&VVN;?&YQUE; She&PPHS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; do&VDI; it&PPH1; was&VBDZ; only&RR; fifteen&MC; pounds&NN2;.&YSTP; [ ] [ ] Fifteen&MC; pounds&NN2; of&IO; offence&NN1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; ought&VMK; to&TO; write&VVI; toⅈ her&PPHO1; atⅈ someⅅ point&NN1;.&YSTP; You&PPY; ought&VMK; to&TO;,&YCOM; yeah&UH;.&YSTP; And&CC;,&YCOM; granny&NN1;,&YCOM; actually&RR; I&PPIS1; could&VM;n't&XX; bear&VVI; talking&VVG; toⅈ granny&NN1; right&RR; now&RT;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; not&XX;?&YQUE; Go&VV0; on&RP;,&YCOM; have&VH0; a&AT1; laugh&NN1;.&YSTP; No&UH;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; a&AT1; laugh&NN1;.&YSTP; Do&VD0;n't&XX; mention&VVI; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; Aunty&NNB; Ann&NP1; all&DB; her&APPGE; hang&NN1; ups&NN2;,&YCOM; [ completely&RR; mad&JJ; ] [ Actually&RR;,&YCOM; ] granny&NN1;'s&VHZ; got&VVN; this&DD1; thing&NN1; aboutⅈ saving&NN1; money&NN1; inⅈ every&AT1; possible&JJ; way&NN1; so&CS; you&PPY; ring&VV0; up&RP; and&CC; say&VV0; hello&UH; and&CC; then&RT; she&PPHS1;'ll&VM; sort of&RR;,&YCOM; right&RR; now&RT; tha&FU; lovely&JJ; for&IF; calling&VVG;,&YCOM; thank&VV0; you&PPY; so&RG; much&DA1; for&IF; calling&VVG;,&YCOM; now&RT; bye&UH; you&PPY; know&VV0; and&CC; you&PPY; have&VH0;n't&XX; even&RR; said&VVN; anything&PN1;,&YCOM; [ you&PPY; feel&VV0; really&RR; ] [ No&UH; I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; ] why&RRQ; did&VDD; I&PPIS1; bother&VVI; calling&VVG;.&YSTP; Yes&UH;.&YSTP; Well&RR; there&EX; is&VBZ; a&AT1; moral&JJ; inⅈ [ all&DB; that&DD1; and&CC; the&AT; moral&NN1; of&IO; that&DD1; is&VBZ; ] [ Lovely&JJ; to&TO; hear&VVI; your&APPGE; voice&NN1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; ] do&VD0;n't&XX; get&VVI; toⅈ old&JJ; age&NN1; with&IW; no&AT; money&NN1;.&YSTP; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; the&AT; moral&JJ;.&YSTP; It&PPH1; really&RR; is&VBZ; not&XX; there&EX;'s&VBZ; nothing&PN1; worse&JJR; inⅈ life&NN1; than&CSN; getting&VVG; toⅈ old&JJ; age&NN1;,&YCOM; or&CC; getting&VVG; anywhere&RL; with&IW; no&AT; money&NN1;.&YSTP; They&PPHS2; are&VBR; hard up&JJ;,&YCOM; you&PPY; know&VV0; inⅈ the&AT; heavens&NN2; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; run&FU; they&PPHS2; drive&VV0; a&AT1; crapped&VVD; out&RP;,&YCOM; clapped&VVN; out&RP; old&JJ; car&NN1; and&CC; they&PPHS2; live&VV0; inⅈ a&AT1; ghastly&JJ; little&JJ; bungalow&NN1; inⅈ the&AT; middle&NN1; of&IO; nowhere&RL;.&YSTP; Miserable&JJ;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; certainly&RR; do&VD0;n't&XX; want&VVI; to&TO; do&VDI; that&DD1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; want&VV0; to&TO; be&VBI;,&YCOM; a&AT1; wealthy&JJ; old&JJ; man&NN1;.&YSTP; And&CC; I&PPIS1; want&VV0; to&TO; be&VBI; a&AT1; millionairess&NN1;.&YSTP; Yes&UH;.&YSTP; No&UH; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX;.&YSTP; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; why&RRQ; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; thinking&VVG; I&PPIS1; might&VM; hang&VVI; on toⅈ the&AT; Volvo&NP1; for&IF; another&DD1; two&MC; years&NNT2; until&CS; you&PPY;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; your&APPGE; own&DA; car&NN1; and&CC; then&RT; I&PPIS1; can&VM; buy&VVI; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1; really&RR; want&VV0;.&YSTP; What&DDQ; is&VBZ; but&CCB; what&DDQ; do&VD0; you&PPY; really&RR; want&VVI;?&YQUE; Well&RR; You&PPY;'re&VBR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; say&VVI; something&PN1; absolutely&RR; ghastly&JJ; likeⅈ a&AT1; Mercedes&NP; or&CC; No&XX;,&YCOM; not&XX; a&AT1; Mercedes&NP;,&YCOM; [ ] [ BMW&NP1; ] no&UH; I&PPIS1; mean&VV0; a&AT1; sports&NN2; car&NN1;.&YSTP; Yeah&UH;!&YEX; [ What&DDQ;?&YQUE; ] [ Well&RR; actually&RR;,&YCOM; ] I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; know&VVI;,&YCOM; there&EX; are&VBR; such&DA; good&JJ; Japanese&NN1; coupes&NN2; now&RT;,&YCOM; you&PPY; know&VV0; you&PPY; see&VV0; these&DD2; lovely&JJ; Toyotas&NP2; and&CC; Nissans&NP2; that&CST; they&PPHS2; do&VD0; the&AT; sort&NN1; of&IO; two&MC; plusⅈ two&MC; and&CC; they&PPHS2;'re&VBR; really&RR; lovely&JJ; cars&NN2; and&CC; but&CCB; if&CS; I&PPIS1; change&VV0; c&FU; car&NN1; this&DD1; next&MD; year&NNT1; I&PPIS1;'ll&VM; still&RR; have&VHI; to&TO; have&VHI; four&MC; seater&NN1; or&CC;,&YCOM; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; plenty&PN; of&IO; room&NN1; inⅈ the&AT; boot&NN1; so&RR; I&PPIS1; can&VM; pick&VVI; you&PPY; up&RP; fromⅈ Haileybury&NP1; and&CC; all&DB; that&DD1; crap&NN1;,&YCOM; but&CCB; if&CS; I&PPIS1; hung&VVD; on&RP; for&IF; another&DD1; two&MC; years&NNT2; I&PPIS1; could&VM; then&RT; get&VVI; something&PN1; I&PPIS1; actually&RR; wanted&VVD;,&YCOM; you&PPY; know&VV0;.&YSTP; Well&RR;,&YCOM; another&DD1; two&MC; years&NNT2; car&NN1; then&RT; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; free&JJ; to&TO; have&VHI; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1; actually&RR; want&VV0;,&YCOM; or&CC; what&DDQ; I&PPIS1; would&VM; like&VVI;.&YSTP; Something&PN1; which&DDQ; is&VBZ; a&AT1; bit&NN1; of&IO; fun&NN1;.&YSTP; And&CC; I&PPIS1; can&VM; drive&VVI; it&PPH1; too&RR; byⅈ then&RT;,&YCOM; [ two&MC; years&NNT2;.&YSTP; ] [ No&UH; you&PPY; ] bloody&RR; ca&VM;n't&XX; you&PPY; can&VM; drive&VVI; your&APPGE; own&DA; car&NN1;.&YSTP; [ ] [ Yes&UH; I&PPIS1; can&VM;.&YSTP; ] insurance&NN1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; it&PPH1; does&VDZ;n't&XX; matter&VVI;,&YCOM; [ just&RR; have&VH0; ] [ Mm&UH;!&YEX; ] to&TO; take&VVI; pot&NN1; luck&NN1;.&YSTP; No&UH;,&YCOM; no&UH; you&PPY;'ll&VM; come&VVI; nowhere&RL; nearⅈ it&PPH1; squire&NN1;.&YSTP; Squire&NN1;!&YEX; For&IF; God&NP1;'s≥ sake&NN1; .&YSTP; What&DDQ; does&VDZ; squire&NN1; mean&NN1;?&YQUE; Esquire&NN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; .&YSTP; You&PPY;'re&VBR; not&XX; gon&VVGK;na&TO; record&VVI; [ it&PPH1; ] [ Oh&UH; ] daddy&NN1; I&PPIS1; am&VBM;.&YSTP; No&UH; [ no&UH; ] [ How&RRQ; ] to&TO; have&VHI; a&AT1; row&NN1; inⅈ five&MC;,&YCOM; how&RGQ; many&DA2; words&NN2; ?&YQUE; Eighteen&MC; words&NN2; .&YSTP; Eighteen&MC; words&NN2;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; guarantee&VV0; it&PPH1; will&VM; work&VVI;.&YSTP; Where&RRQ; is&VBZ; mummy&NN1;?&YQUE; She&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; upstairs&RL;.&YSTP; Ow&UH; ow&UH; ow&UH;,&YCOM; hurts&VVZ; my&APPGE; ribs&NN2;.&YSTP; Do&VD0; you&PPY; think&VVI; maybe&RR; I&PPIS1;'ve&VH0; cracked&VVN; one&PN1;?&YQUE; Doing&VDG; what&DDQ;?&YQUE; Rowing&NN1;?&YQUE; No&UH;.&YSTP; Well&RR; it&PPH1; could&VM; be&VBI; sore&JJ; ribs&NN2; fromⅈ rowing&NN1;.&YSTP; No&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; not&XX; that&DD1; sort&NN1;.&YSTP; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; very&RG; hard&RR; work&VV0; that&DD1; machine&NN1;.&YSTP; Can&VM; you&PPY; actually&RR; pull&VVI; them&PPHO2; back&RP;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH;.&YSTP; You&PPY; can&VM;.&YSTP; Why&RRQ; ca&VM;n't&XX; you&PPY;?&YQUE; [ Have&VH0; you&PPY; gone&VVN; all&DB; wet&JJ;.&YSTP; ] [ Do&VD0;n't&XX; be&VBI; so&RG; stupid&JJ;.&YSTP; ] Wet&JJ; and&CC; ugly&JJ;.&YSTP; Do&VD0; you&PPY; think&VVI; you&PPY;'re&VBR; good&JJ; looking&VVG; dad&NN1;?&YQUE; Oh&UH; shut&VV0; up&RP;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;!&YEX; the&AT; tape&NN1;.&YSTP; Here&RL; she&PPHS1; comes&VVZ;.&YSTP; listen&VV0; toⅈ it&PPH1;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; facing&VVG; this&DD1; way&NN1; because&CS; because&CS; you&PPY;'re&VBR; gon&VVGK;na&TO; start&VVI; laughing&VVG; Oh&UH; yeah&UH; Mummy&NN1; sit&VV0; down&RP;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVG; back&RP; toⅈ school&NN1; in&RP; about&RG; an&AT1; hour&NNT1; and&CC; a&AT1; half&NN1; and&CC; you&PPY;'re&VBR; flying&VVG; off&RP; upstairs&RL;.&YSTP; [ I&PPIS1; told&VVD; you&PPY; that&DD1;.&YSTP; ] [ Mummy&NN1;.&YSTP; ] Mummy&NN1;.&YSTP; That&DD1;'s&VBZ; how&RRQ; I&PPIS1;'m&VBM; going&VVGK; to&TO; spend&VVI; all&DB; New&JJ; Year&NNT1;'s≥ Eve&NNT1; Yes&UH;.&YSTP; barn&NN1; dancing&NN1;?&YQUE; What&DDQ;'s&VBZ; wrong&JJ; with&IW; that&DD1;?&YQUE; I&PPIS1; ca&VM;n't&XX; barn&NN1; dance&NN1; but&CCB; I&PPIS1; can&VM; have&VHI; a&AT1; jolly&RG; good&JJ; [ bash&NN1; atⅈ it&PPH1;.&YSTP; ] [ Well&RR; they&PPHS2; have&VH0; a&AT1; ] caller&NN1;,&YCOM; do&VD0;n't&XX; worry&VVI;.&YSTP; A&AT1; cooler&NN1;?&YQUE; [ That&DD1;'s&VBZ; where&RRQ; you&PPY; go&VV0; when&CS; you&PPY;'re&VBR; pissed&VVN; off&RP;?&YQUE; ] [ A&AT1; caller&NN1;.&YSTP; You&PPY; always&RR; have&VH0; a&AT1; ] caller&NN1; for&IF; barn&NN1; dancing&NN1;,&YCOM; you&PPY; know&VV0;,&YCOM; do&VD0; you&PPY; know&VVI; how&RRQ; to&TO; set&VVI;?&YQUE; Look&VV0;,&YCOM; I&PPIS1; will&VM; be&VBI; [ totally&RR; ] [ Do&VD0; you&PPY; think&VVI; he&PPHS1; knows&VVZ; ] what&DDQ; setting&NN1; is&VBZ;?&YQUE; No&UH; I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX;.&YSTP; Dad&NN1; ans&FU; ask&VV0; your&APPGE; question&NN1;.&YSTP; And&CC; a&AT1; reel&NN1; of&IO; three&MC;,&YCOM; can&VM; daddy&NN1; dance&VV0; a&AT1; reel&NN1; of&IO; three&MC;?&YQUE; [ That&DD1; is&VBZ; something&PN1; to&TO; do&VDI; with&IW; ] [ I&PPIS1; really&RR; do&VD0;n't&XX; care&VVI;.&YSTP; ] [ Ah&UH;!&YEX; ] [ We&PPIS2;'ll&VM; have&VHI; ] to&TO; teach&VVI; him&PPHO1;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; thought&VVD; that&DD1; was&VBDZ; Nathaniel&NP1; &name;&NP1;.&YSTP; Damn&UH;.&YSTP; Point&NN1; is&VBZ; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; terribly&RR; good&JJ; looking&VVG; now&RT;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; know&VV0;.&YSTP; How&RRQ; do&VD0; you&PPY; know&VVI;?&YQUE; [ Cos&CS; I&PPIS1; I&PPIS1; danced&VVD; with&IW; him&PPHO1; ] [ Makes&VVZ; your&APPGE; heart&NN1; ] miss&VVI; a&AT1; beat&NN1;.&YSTP; Oh&UH;!&YEX; It&PPH1;'s&VBZ; a bit&RR; sick&JJ; [ that&CST;,&YCOM; obviously&RR; ] [ A&AT1; stunner&NN1;.&YSTP; ] How&RGQ; disloyal&JJ; Catriona&NP1;.&YSTP; He&PPHS1; is&VBZ; a&AT1; stunner&NN1;.&YSTP; God&NP1;!&YEX; No&UH; he&PPHS1;'s&VBZ; a&AT1; very&RG; unfaithful&JJ; bloke&NN1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; all&DB; the&AT; good&JJ; looking&VVG; ones&NN2; always&RR; are&VBR;.&YSTP; Rubbish&NN1;.&YSTP; How&RGQ; long&JJ;'s&VBZ; it&PPH1; going&VVGK; to&TO; take&VVI; you&PPY; to&TO; realize&VVI; [ this&DD1;.&YSTP; ] [ Oh&UH; m&FU; ] what&DDQ; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; going&VVGK; to&TO; ask&VVI; you&PPY; is&VBZ; would&VM; you&PPY; mind&VVI; if&CSW; I&PPIS1; had&VHD; a&AT1; party&NN1; while&CS; you&PPY; were&VBDR; inⅈ Dieppe&NP1;?&YQUE; Yeah&UH; I&PPIS1; bloody&RR; would&VM; and&CC; you&PPY; know&VV0; that&DD1; .&YSTP; Absolutely&RR; not&XX; having&VHG; a&AT1; party&NN1; while&CS; [ I&PPIS1; go&VV0; toⅈ Dieppe&NP1;.&YSTP; ] [ I&PPIS1; do&VD0;n't&XX; see&VVI; ] why&RRQ; not&XX;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; it&PPH1;'s&VBZ; no&AT; good&JJ; Julian&NP1;,&YCOM; we&PPIS2; ca&VM;n't&XX; go&VVI;.&YSTP; Oh&UH; we&PPIS2; knew&VVD; this&DD1; would&VM; happen&VVI;.&YSTP; I&PPIS1; was&VBDZ; trying&VVG; to&TO; start&VVI; an&AT1; argument&NN1; actually&RR;,&YCOM; inⅈ eighteen&MC; words&NN2;.&YSTP; You&PPY;'ve&VH0; got&VVN; to&TO; think&VVI; how&RGQ; many&DA2; words&NN2; it&PPH1; would&VM; take&VVI; to&TO; start&VVI; an&AT1; argument&NN1;.&YSTP; Well&RR; I&PPIS1; tell&VV0; you&PPY; the&AT; best&JJT; one&PN1; is&VBZ; What&DDQ;?&YQUE; Your&APPGE; shoes&NN2; are&VBR; horrible&JJ;.&YSTP; That&DD1; always&RR; starts&VVZ; a&AT1; good&JJ; one&PN1; .&YSTP; Your&APPGE; shoes&NN2; are&VBR;,&YCOM; oh&UH; that&DD1;'s&VBZ; four&MC; words&NN2;.&YSTP; Those&DD2; shoes&NN2; are&VBR; horrible&JJ; and&CC; she&PPHS1;,&YCOM; mummy&NN1; turned&VVD; round&RP; with&IW; something&PN1; aboutⅈ how&RRQ; I&PPIS1; make&VV0; her&PPHO1; feel&VV0; old&JJ;,&YCOM; ugly&JJ; and&CC; all&DB; sad&JJ; and&CC; Just&RR; because&CS; you&PPY; think&VV0; you&PPY;'re&VBR; [ coming&VVG; intoⅈ your&APPGE; prime&JJ;,&YCOM; you&PPY; little&JJ; pipsqueak&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ Someⅅ people&NN;,&YCOM; someⅅ people&NN; might&VM; find&VVI; your&APPGE; mother&NN1; more&RGR; ] attractive&JJ; than&CSN; you&PPY;.&YSTP; [ Thank&VV0; you&PPY; very&RG; much&RR; dear&JJ;.&YSTP; ] [ Oh&UH; well&RR; they&PPHS2; were&VBDR; obviously&RR; ] [ very&RG; ] [ No&UH; ] much&RR; disillusioned&VVN;.&YSTP; [ not&XX; disillusioned&VVN; more&DAR; discern&FU; eh&UH; I&PPIS1; think&VV0; more&DAR; of&IO; discerning&JJ;.&YSTP; ] [ They&PPHS2;'re&VBR; obviously&RR; men&NN2; of&IO; the&AT; world&NN1; who&PNQS; understand&VV0; that&CST; ] people&NN; who&PNQS; [ have&VH0; mellowed&VVN; and&CC; matured&VVD; ] [ I&PPIS1;'d&VM; have&VHI; to&TO; say&VVI; that&CST; you&PPY; ] Maybe&RR; [ maybe&RR; he&PPHS1; ] [ you&PPY; I&PPIS1; you&PPY; a&AT1; ] have&VH0; more&DAR; to&TO; offer&VVI; inⅈ t&FU; inⅈ conversation&NN1;,&YCOM; [ and&CC; company&NN1; ] [ you&PPY; might&VM; have&VHI; got&VVN; it&PPH1; wrong&JJ; ] it&PPH1; may&VM; be&VBI; the&AT; fact&NN1; that&CST; their&APPGE; eyesight&NN1; [ is&VBZ; altering&VVG; inⅈ their&APPGE; old&JJ; age&NN1;.&YSTP; ] [ than&CSN; the&AT; first&MD; flush&NN1; of&IO; youth&NN1; ] and&CC; the&AT; first&MD; lick&NN1; of&IO; eyeshadow&NN1;.&YSTP; Lick&NN1; of&IO; ey&FU; oh&UH; disgusting&JJ;!&YEX; Go&VV0; on&RP; censor&VV0; that&DD1;.&YSTP; What&DDQ;.&YSTP; Go&VV0; on&RP;,&YCOM; cut&VV0; it&PPH1; out&RP;.&YSTP; [ ] [ ] Go&VV0; bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz&FU; ca&VM;n't&XX; have&VHI; that&DD1; daddy&NN1;,&YCOM; ca&VM;n't&XX; have&VHI; that&DD1;.&YSTP;