<&>Wellington Corpus of Spoken New Zealand English Version One <&>Copyright 1998 School of Linguistics & Applied Language Studies <&>Victoria University of Wellington <&>side one <&>0:40 boy do THEY go fast six inch <.>range er six inch movement voc oh good <,> this <.>ba this battle's going to be really quick by the looks of things how are you supposed to make word <,,><&>9 <&>1:00 <.>sh there was something i was reading at one point were they were going is it when you got one person you got nothing much actually you got two people they'll fall in love when you got three people um then they'll form society <{><[>you've you've got er four people they'll make one an outcast but if you've got five people i forget exactly what happens what it is when you got six people you have a war <[>laughs laughs mm oh probably five is where they all mill around and be like sheep for a while can't remember what it was completely now it was quite a <.>cu it was quite a cute little quote at the time it's sort of a very cynical way of looking at the entirety of <.>human the entire human race <{><[>and society <[>oh yeah death to the farty bottoms laughs <,,><&>6 that's brave it's <{><[>a warlock word a what <[>YEAH I CAN RUN HIM OVER that's a warlock poking his head out isn't it yep <{><[>no i <.>ju <[>laughs a warlock with one of these <,,><&>3 oh i've got to MARTIN sorry got something like jinx or something <&>2:00 oh yeah that'd be useful temporal distort <,> jinx <,> two of my most hated spells it's okay tony i can do a reasonably acceptable poker face <,,><&>3 an avatar no a solitaire solitaire whatever it was some sort of taire laughs sniffs <,,> okay martin what did you cast on me somebody has <{1><[1>one of the most sick vacuum cleaners in the <{2><[2>world <,> because i can hear it <{3><[3><,> from here <[1>I didn't cast anything on you <[2>it's after reserve move isn't it <[3>yeah yep <,> okay um hello wuss it's upstairs or next door mm <&>AM talks through next two turns and is not transcribed piddly bottom <,> smelly chubby chop nose tony <,> shooting <,,> i'll shoot at <.>tha that guy with a shuriken pistol this guy yep he's in hard cover yep <,,> so i need what sixes mhm missed i'd <{><[>like you to know you BUGgered it completely <[>word <&>3:00 this guy will fire off a um off a mini grenade launcher uh oh sniffs <{><[>laughs <[>yay nice and densely packed little squat chappies now let's have a look let's have a look at <{><[>these <,> grenades <[>yeah but you need it <,> for the unit i wonder who i could get rid of those squats to me i need lots more <,> <{><[><.>li <[>no no no no no i'm talking about the epic ones oh goblins <,> um <{><[>mark smith <[>yeah but what squats <,> <{><[><.>wh you bought epic squats <[>mark smith might because he's got imperial it was an accident oh no i'm going to get some <.>impe um some epic squats because there's this <{><[>word <,> six sprues of stompers six sprues of orcs six sprues of um of squats and i'm going to steal the thud guns and the um gnoll mortars off there <[>word and stuff like that well why don't you get the one the box set of squats because there's far too many bloody squats in there <{><[><,> and because it's thirteen pounds for like um <,> eighteen sprues as opposed to um nine pounds for ten <&>4:00 <[>burps now give me your opinion what would be best in this situation frag crack blind smoke or hallucinogen <,,> crack's got a really really small template so it'd be bloody hopeless <,> frag's a bit too um oh it's a big template you've got to get a <.>lof a lot of them but it probably won't be able to kill many of them <,> cause it's a strength three and they get an armour <{><[>normal saving throw <[>oh what was the other smoke or <{><[>hallucinogen <[>hallucinogen hallucinogen's bound to be fun that's a one and a half area <,> <{><[>one and a half inch <[><.>tha <{><[>that's quite good <[>i've got sealed suits and respirators you have? so it doesn't have any effect <{><[>so it's going to be no use at all <,,> <[>sorry laughs you should do frag AND hallucinogen simultaneously <,> because <.>i <{><[>i don't care <[>i've always thought of this i've always thought it yeah i don't care how sealed your suit is once you've <{><[>let off a frag grenade it's not going to be anything like as sealed as it used to be <[>yeah yeah that's what i think they should actually say you should say i've fragged you and now i'm going to mm but and then i at that point you should be making <.>some making a basic saving throw to to <&>5:00 go er did we actually manage to keep the stuff out or not yeah we all run round with our bicycle <.>ki bicycle puncture kits laughs <{><[>laughs <[>laughs well no no no it's er you know some of those people didn't actually have their armour get penetrated or something <,,><&>5 what about blind means i can't shoot out you can't shoot in <{><[>sounds fine by me <[>alternatively <,> alternatively you could actually do blind JUST behind <.>th the first couple of guys there so that yes they can shoot at you i can get the heavy weapons <,> <{><[>with blind yeah so they've only got what bolt pistols is it <,> have they got bolt pistols tony and melta grenades <[>yep and melta grenades laughs yeah but melta grenades are slow and they've got an eight inch range <,> and i can always run away laughs looks like an eight inch range to me matey potatoey yes but i've got reserve move still yeah but you can't reserve move if you fire yeah but the solitaire isn't within eight inches oh you're going to run everyone away now <&>6:00 right then anyway <,> i will wander off with this stuff okay <{><[>thanks for the word <[>word oh i ought to get you to fill in a silly i should get you to fill in a silly form before you go i should yep <{><[>so that we know who you are <[><.>say saying <{1><[1>my name is john gardener <,> <{2><[2>i used to be a fundie then i was a hoon <{3><[3>laughs <[1>word <[2>well no you don't say you name is <.>g <[3>laughs anyway this is yes thank you very much tony fuck you <{><[>laughs <[>laughs tony that's where i'm trying to <{><[>hit <[>i've lost my pen hey i've always <.>been i hope you don't mind abuse on this tape anna i've got to <{><[>do some more <[>no laughs that's that's where i'm trying to hit okay so what do i need to hit there um what's his ballistics skill seven anything but a one five <,> so he hits there okay it hits on a three what did you what did you fire blind oh there's just a big smoky cloud there then yeah which means that people can't see through it yep even with infravision yep ah is it a HOT smoky cloud <{><[>word <[>word electromagnetic flizzy bits and things that go buzz zap wing ting pung <,> ping ping pop pop bung bung bing bung <&>7:00 <,,><&>8 really badly worded question eh <{><[>zero <,> zip nothing nil <,> there you go that's any of the available word there <[>laughs good <,> we have a lot of people who fill in how many they've been IN new zealand during their life which seems completely reasonable <{><[>word <[>okeydokey martinborough okay mister reserve move <,> run away little eldar <,,><&>7 cor i'm at the bottom of a bracket we'll go so <{><[>that we <[>well so am i you're at the bottom of a rabbit BRACKET word laughter it was just your birthday wasn't it no it isn't quite yet oh right <,> happy birthday for when it is about a month's time oh right <&>8:00 it was just stew's birthday oh i knew your birthday was near stew's birthday yep <,> <{><[>oh goody oh goody goody goody goody <[>word laughs <,> oh god that's right i always do this word any one of those things pakeha oh a white thing <{><[><,> SOD OFF if i'm going to be called a white thing then i might as well wander round calling people BROWN things and black things and that's HORribly offensive <[>okay european would <{><[>be <[>tony okay european isn't <{1><[1>word <{2><[2>word i'm not a european i'm NOT from <{3><[3>EUROPE <[1>psyker <[2>yep <[3>he's going to <,> <{><[>stasis your vehicle <[>word british ancestry <{><[><,> yeah okay and the rest <[>so it's out for the day i still get the victory points so we go other specify <{><[><,> word <[>well we can come up and shoot it <&>AM and JG continue talking for thirty seconds laughter basically i thought stasis would be the <.>op ultimate weapon you stick somebody in a time field so he can't do anything then you run round firing your gun <{><[><,> and the and the guns NO if you read a a account of it the guns actually stop <,> in the stasis field so <&>9:00 when the stasis field goes out the bullets will keep going and he hasn't got time to react <[>no you CAN'T power field that doesn't matter we get the las cannons laughter some of them are sure to penetrate and wipe you out laughter <,,> up your bum <,,><&>3 yeah okay okay okay what are we doing now um <{><[>now i think <[>hey where's your who's your other avatar thingie my <{><[>avatar <[>psyker psyker here that's your psyker and that's one psyker and that's the other psyker there's one two three four psykers <{><[>word <[>solitaires a psyker and <{><[>this one <[>yeah that's right the solitaire's a psyker what can he do laughs thanks for reminding me i was afraid of this <,> i thought <{><[><,> gee even if i do have really ultrapowerful <.>we vehicles he's going to have a bloody farty little psyker <,> who's going along and BUGger up my fun <,,><&>3 <[>where did i put it <{><[>word thank you <,> you are now a real new zealander <[>he can't do much gosh i feel <&>9:58 <&>one minute and two seconds not transcribed because speakers are more highly aware of tape recorder <&>11:00 those three people yeah are getting affected by a wind blast which means they can't move <{1><[1>or <{2><[2>fire <[1>ta ta <[2>word word ta ta see you see you kick his botty tony i CAN'T laughs he's got too many psykers sorry i'm horribly anti eldar you know that one yeah you BASTARD YOU okay martinborough you're dead <,,> is it my turn now yes actually i'll okay <,> brilliant <,,> would daka daka daka mean anything to you what you're going to release your <,> no <,> cat why are you asleep under <{><[>there <[>heavy BOLTERS AH AH AH <,,> okay those people can't move correct what's on top <{><[>of that <[>but that guy can't move either windblast word <{><[>word <[>blinded and windblast stasised <,> dead stasis means that for twenty four hours nothing happens to him at all ever <&>12:00 he's in a <,> cone he's in a circle there's nothing tony can do about it yeah nothing <{><[>i can do <[><.>no nothing he can do about it <{1><[1>so basically time is frozen for him yeah yeah <{2><[2>with that <[1>they're out of the game <[2>time keeps on slipping it's a <.>f level four psychic <{><[>ability <[>mhm <[>into the future anyway what is that tony that's a jolly big frag grenade followed by my mister missile man okay okay word do i deviate golly no i don't what a damn shame it's only a frag word okay <,> two normal bodgies wounding on four five six yep one wound okay does he save <,> no pity bye laughs okay solitaire wounds on a five or six doesn't <{><[>it <[>yep bugger okay mister las cannon word word mister las cannon fires it at a normal one no okay well <,> these are all normal aren't they is that normal yeah that's not normal? <,> that's normal <&>13:00 okay well i can't see mister <,> AHA <,> no <,,> okay i'm firing at him <,> two do i hit no you're not no i don't <,,> mister autocannon right shall i give the cat chicken or liver today <,> oh <{><[>word decision <[>do i <[>i think i think we might give it liver fuck i deviate on that as well okay <,> where to deviate <&>13:30