<&>Wellington Corpus of Spoken New Zealand English Version One <&>Copyright 1998 School of Linguistics & Applied Language Studies <&>Victoria University of Wellington <&>side two <&>8:07 six followed by a five yeah yeah okay <,> um yeah that's it then then it would be ah no i've already reserved these guys <,,><&>5 okay <,,> that's nasty how much does that cost two hundred and fifty seven points shit well mine's two hundred and ten but i shouldn't have actually let him get in contact no you shouldn't have cos he's going to die next <{><[>see <[>i didn't realise it was that powerful that's <.>in that's incredibly high power <{><[>oh well <[>mm but only in combat and he's got a shuriken <.>cannon a shuriken pistol so it's got a range of sixteen so if you're outside sixteen inches yeah with all my stuff for long range mind you he charges twenty four inches <&>9:00 laughs cos <.>h i gave him i rolled up one of these um the um bad guy's got <.>a bionic eyes with targeter oh right <,> oh so you use the rolling up things yeah there's rolling up things in in my one that's silly which i have to do which basically means you don't choose but i rolled legs and i rolled eyes but doesn't that mean you can pay five points and get <{><[>a twenty <[>twenty five points oh <,> okay i mean it is average okay it's my turn yeah <,,> okay ah we'll find out what this does again yeah that's true oh you roll <,> a one it's <,> either disperses or moves <,,><&>8 ow ee ow oh oh DISPERSES okay oops <{><[>laughs <[>oops <,> hello how are you <&>10:00 <,,> not as dead as you're going to be now if i move that the windblast disappears doesn't it yes okay <,,><&>8 AREN'T you going to er thingie yes is mummy coming by to pick <.>dro pick you up no it's not till quarter past four oh <,,><&>5 okay <,> now <,> that <,> that can't turn ninety degrees can it <,> <{1><[1>i mean it it's got to go like that <,> so if i move <{2><[2>this word <[1>if i slow it down enough it can <[2>it's hover it can so if <,> oh well i might as well move this guy behind the thing then also that's on a three sixty degrees <{><[>turn <[>yeah but it's tense oh that's right <,> yeah but it <,> i don't see how i could possibly aim that at you laughs mm <&>11:00 <,,><&>11 oh <,,><&>7 actually from there <,,> your move is six inches up to here <,> and do some heavy duty firing at your guys <,> okay okay <,> some shooting and bits <,,> throw <,> melta bomb grenade there by who <,,> slow <{><[>weapon <[>oh slow sorry <{><[>i'll fire instead i'll fire my shuriken pistol at him <[>laughs hard cover yep <,> so he needs a <,,> he's got a weapon skill of <,,><&>4 a ballistic skill sorry of six and it was anything but <,> a one or a two <,> to hit LIKE THAT <{><[>laughs <[>yep <&>12:00 anything but one of those laughs shuriken <,> cannon laughs at that thing okay it <{><[>misses <[>misses laughs bugger <,,> ah well a grenade launcher from here firing a <,,><&>3 a a a <,> crack grenade no cos that's a half inch template <,> think i've got one <,,><&>4 i mean i can position it so i <,> so i can get out those three <,> squats <,> no this is half an inch <,,> so you could either get two <,> oh well i'll go for <{><[>the <[>oh <.>no i <.>supp exhales well i'll go for those two then okay <,> what these two yep okay <,> flamer and normal okay does it hit does it <.>hi yeah yep roll away <,> doesn't deviate okay it hits them on a three okay so the flamer <{><[>hits the other guy misses <&>13:00 <[>hits okay flamer wounds on anything but a one wounds and he doesn't save so he's dead okay <,,><&>4 laser cannon against the um <,> death jester with a laser cannon against the multimelta okay the weapon skill of the death jester is <{><[>five <[>ballistic skill and he hasn't moved so it's anything but a one to wound er to hit he hits anything but a one to wound <,> wounds doing two d six damage laughs he's dead hasn't got a save throw he's dead jim it's worse than that he's dead jim dead jim <,,> dead jim <,,><&>4 okay and reserve moves <,,><&>5 i'm covered behind there <&>14:00 mhm NO you CAN'T it's a three inch stasis template right? oh shit yeah so i can't actually go through there okay well <,,><&>11 so he's on the crest line yeah <,> oh well <,,><&>9 i'll do a psyker at him actually he's over the crest line isn't he what so i can't get him oh i suppose he's well his base isn't actually touching the crest line <,> i don't know it's <,> debatable <,> cos his base isn't actually touching the crest line <,> voc oh well we should have done combat between those two anyway yeah oh that's right <,,><&>6 okay my guy with his six attacks okay <,,> with what power sword <&>15:05 <&>four minutes forty six seconds omitted as eggbeater in background drowns out speakers <&>19:51 three oh four oclock for three inches <,,><&>4 <&>20:00 blich <,> does he deviate does he yes whatever <,> eleven three <,,><&>8 no that guy doesn't deviate wow okay i'm going to have to go for a new word place <,,> oh i can see over everything with these can't i mhm hot patoutey <,> boom <{><[><,> word <[>and everything can see you <,,><&>9 not that that's gonna make much good word three doesn't deviate wow <,> breathe breathe in the AIR <,,><&>3 you realise you're still out of the two inch <,> thing unless you get somebody around here yeah <,> it's just i'm getting all the heavies <,> <&>21:00 out first <,> heavy man <,,><&>12 me thinks jump packs are really useful <,,><&>7 it's a lot cheaper than than flight packs aren't they well they're half the price except flight packs are annoying i've tried to use flight packs before and <,> a piss off <,,> fuck <,,><&>3 ten five <,,><&>5 so basically he ends up on yes no it's eight ten word wow okay um <,,> now <,> while while i was flying <,,> um these three lads shot at him which <&>22:00 i can do if i'm in jump packs <,> except it's a minus ONE cos you're moving yes minus one cos of my holosuit <,> <{><[>and one because i'm at long range <[>so they're not nope no modifier at long range <,> not with autoguns isn't there nope okay it's plus one at close range but no minus at long range they hit on sixes one hits does he wound <,,><&>3 toughness four bugger laughs <,,> well could've <&>pronounced could of it was a nice thought <,> yes he does those are the lot with shuriken catapults tony laughs what's your save hold it why oh no it's minus two for a shuriken <{><[>catapult so no he doesn't carapace armour with a conversion field <[>yes well you roll for conversion fields first okay well that's the four so he's converted it's okay <,> but i get to fire again <,> he hits on a bugger oh well yay i <.>reme i remember i've got shuriken <&>23:00 catapults word so on a four five six anything gets converted yep converted to what energy er to light sorry from matter it gets converted to light okay this <{><[><,> turns accelerates and rams <[>physically it it doesn't word bugger good cat what is it accelerating at it's it's it kept at ten inches so it was slow okay i can try and jump out of the way can't i yes which you'll probably make and you'll probably hit the um jiffy pot no because i only moved it TEN INCHES okay i might hit it NEXT time though laughs laughs what is my chance to jump out of the way um roll <,> <.>lo lower than your initiative <{><[>word <[>on a d <.>s on a d six yes laughs initiative of seven <{><[>laughs <[>laughs fuck laughs <&>24:00 you can try and hit him but you won't make it in fact there's nobody on the board that you'll actually be able to hit laughs forgot about that my own fault i wrote the rules laughs i must write you can speed it up yeah but eldar harlequins always trip over their shoelaces no no it seems it seems reasonable that eldar harlequins don't ever get hit by vehicles mm i mean they're <.>s they're supposed to <{><[>word <[>the VEHICLES get hit by vehicles ha HA ha HA ha HA laughs yeah but look what happened to YOUR vehicle i know it's now going I STILL get the victory points unless i destroy it how well after <{><[>he killed all of you he can stand there and shoot it <[>shooting yeah i can stay on the battlefield for twenty four hours laughs get all these laser cannons <{><[>lined up word figures <[>uh uh word word mm okay i have an awful feeling you are going to win this actually i never realised harlequins were this powerful marty we don't have enough room in our FRIDGE so eat something oh good yeah we'll drink the rest of the drink yeah i might finish off the lemonade and the cheese <&>25:00 and the milk word and the jellimeat so you'll be eating a lot today anna <,> so they're moving <{><[>up are they <[>fuck off marty <{><[> word <[>yep okay now we're ah this guy's not actually touching so <{><[>he he's actually how fucking <.>u <[>no i've got an even betterer idea okay oKAY shooting okay heavy webber in my heavy <,> you okay the sun's going down <{1><[1>dum dum dum dum <,> you like anna's new skirt <{2><[2>tony <[1>that wasn't part of my betterer idea <[2>it's betterer and betterer <{><[>laughs <[>laughs yeah yeah yeah be quiet okay okay mister heavy webber fires just like a big <{><[>funky sex machine <[>could someone send the puss cat over <{><[>cos it might like egg yolk <[>do you deviate what do you deviate on <,> <{><[>a one or two <[>he's underneath the table what what a one or a two yeah he's underneath the table what on a one or a two okay fuck no hold it tony let me think about these these rules so the larger the template the less it's likely <{><[>to deviate <&>26:00 <[>no <,> it's your ballistics skill okay and that is modified by holosuits no cos it's a template weapon except if you're in the middle of a template weapon you hit the person automatically okay so it would be <.>modif it must be centred on a person okay so centred on a <,> yeah you're right if it's centred on a person and it's a holosuit then you would find it difficult to hit <,,> so <{><[><.>i i can't actually centre it on a person can i <[>centre it well no you shouldn't be able to centre it i mean he wouldn't be centred so you'd so basically what the way i think it is is that you'd have <.>y your normal chance to hit but you couldn't centre it on him <{><[>and get an automatic hit <[>okay okay so i'd <.>ai so i aim for the side instead but i've still deviated <{><[>does that seem <[>pussy cat come here for a minute <,> excuse me <{1><[1>garbage <{2><[2>word puss puss come here you've been asleep <{3><[3>all DAY <{4><[4>cos you went <{5><[5>out playing this morning <{6><[6><,> come on <[1>five's word <[2>there's a um two inch template on the table <[3>no it's misses <[4>oh for five inches <[5>yeah <&>27:00 <[6>okay bolt pistols <{><[>word <[>that stuff probably sit here and go bloop bolt <.>pis a web stuck in the air word a status field laughs bolt pistols against <&>AM talks to cat through next five turns and not transcribed yep are they in range long range yeah but that doesn't <.>bo matter no you don't get the plus two to hit no modifiers yep <,> so they hit er minus one modifier cos it's a holosuit yeah so they hit on a five six <,,> one hits does he wound <,> no anyone else can fire oh this can can <&>pronounced gan gan guy can fire has he got anything dinky he can fire with no i don't think so don't think i'll word bothered your cat did want to eat <{><[>word laughs <[>yes he hits does he win yes he wins mine's one to your save okay <,> conversion field bugger <,,> death jesters have conversion fields and carapace armour with two suspenders bugger which means they can do neat flips by having the middle part of their body completely stationary and go round and round and round and round laughs cos that's where the suspenders are but two suspenders only hold twenty kilos <{><[>so they must be anorexic <[>it doesn't matter they aren't <&>28:00