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  <&>Wellington Corpus of Spoken New Zealand English Version One</&>
  <&>Copyright 1998 School of Linguistics & Applied Language Studies</&>
  <&>Victoria University of Wellington</&>

  <&>side one</&>
  <&>0:54</&>
  

  <WSC#DPC030:0005:AS>
      what's wrong with cars

  <WSC#DPC030:0010:AS>
      <.>oh</.> oh grant <.>too</.> grant took his dad's prelude <&>pronounced
      prilud</&> up skiing <{><[><.>right</.></[> <&>1:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC030:0015:GG>
      <[>oh i feel</[></{> like old er

  <WSC#DPC030:0020:AS>
      would you shut up <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0025:GG>
      alas smith and jones actually <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0030:PT>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0035:AS>
      <.>anyway</.> <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0040:GG>
      you know how they sit across the table talking <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0045:AS>
      ANYWAY <.>th</.> he took his dad's <{><[><.>pre</.> <O>voc</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0050:GG>
      <[>no cos they do this too they ignore</[></{> the other guy <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0055:PT>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0060:GG>
      he took his dad's prelude <&>pronounced prilud</&> up and the
      chains snapped and <.>it</.> it ripped out <.>the</.> the guard
      the plastic guard and he's now got massive paint chips all <.>over</.>

  <WSC#DPC030:0065:AS>
      mhm

  <WSC#DPC030:0070:GG>
      all over the car

  <WSC#DPC030:0075:AS>
      everyone's probably asleep by now <{><[><?>greg because you
      would've</?></[> bored them to tears <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0080:GG>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0085:GG>
      where in the rules does it say it has to be <laughs>interesting</laughs>

  <WSC#DPC030:0090:AS>
      oh well it's <{><[>got to be pretty interesting</[> i <.>mean</.>

  <WSC#DPC030:0095:PT>
      <[><?>it's got to be natural</?></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0100:GG>
      oh who cares <{1><[1><?>it's <.>only</.></?> <O>laughs</O></[1>
      <O>laughs</O> it's only for a bloody um <O>laughs</O> <{2><[2>one
      of peter's projects</[2>

  <WSC#DPC030:0105:AS>
      <[1>SHIT

  <WSC#DPC030:0110:AS>
      there you go that'll get the lecturer going</[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC030:0115:AS>
      <[2><with pseudo accent><?>situation speak or death</?></with pseudo accent></[2></{2>

  <WSC#DPC030:0120:GG>
      i mean it's only peter's

  <WSC#DPC030:0125:AS>
      oh no but he's got to get good marks see i'll put some slang in
      <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0130:GG>
      yeah well if he wanted good marks he wouldn't have asked you
      would he

  <WSC#DPC030:0135:AS>
      hey hey hey i've given him some slang to play with

  <WSC#DPC030:0140:GG>
      yeah <,,> anyway

  <WSC#DPC030:0145:AS>
      okay <{><[>talk about <.>your</.></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0150:PT>
      <[>you could watch</[></{> t v for a bit <?>so you <.>can</.></?>

  <WSC#DPC030:0155:AS>
      talk about your exciting stuff here gregory

  <WSC#DPC030:0160:GG>
      ha ha <&>2:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC030:0165:AS>
      come on <{><[>no no no no</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0170:GG>
      <[>well <.>this</.></[></{> this advert sucks

  <WSC#DPC030:0175:PT>
      <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC030:0180:GG>
      you know i mean they show you all these has beens

  <WSC#DPC030:0185:GG>
      oh well you've got matthew ridge he's not a has been of course
      he should <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0190:AS>
      they just won't let him play

  <WSC#DPC030:0195:GG>
      yeah i mean that was hugh mcgann then wasn't it no it's not

  <WSC#DPC030:0200:GG>
      okay i was going to say he's out of it <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0205:AS>
      ah <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0210:GG>
      nothing beats the auckland <{><[>cheerleaders <?>eh</?></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0215:AS>
      <[>gregory showing his intelligence</[></{> yeah

  <WSC#DPC030:0220:GG>
      <O>laughs</O> at least i know which team <{><[>is which</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0225:AS>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{> hey hey hey <{><[>i knew</[> they were
      new zealand

  <WSC#DPC030:0230:GG>
      <[><?>what</?></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0235:GG>
      yeah i don't think they'll win the test tonight <{><[><?>will
      they</?></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0240:AS>
      <[>so greg</[></{> tell us about your first boyfriend you've had
      <{><[><O>laughs</O> recently</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0245:PT>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0250:GG>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{> well actually it was YOU i think

  <WSC#DPC030:0255:PT>
      <softly>oh god</softly>

  <WSC#DPC030:0260:AS>
      mm don't do that to me <{><[><O>voc</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0265:GG>
      <[>mm er</[></{> aha <{><[>skiing</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0270:AS>
      <[><O>voc</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0275:AS>
      yes skiing yeah

  <WSC#DPC030:0280:GG>
      i saw this was a topic k <{><[><with posh accent>topic k for
      today</[> is skiing</with posh accent>

  <WSC#DPC030:0285:PT>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0290:PT>
      <laughs><?>talk normally please</?></laughs>

  <WSC#DPC030:0295:GG>
      i was six gear in a watt that's how i talk six gears in the watt
      what is it

  <WSC#DPC030:0300:AS>
      commodore

  <WSC#DPC030:0305:GG>
      a lotus

  <WSC#DPC030:0310:AS>
      oh okay

  <WSC#DPC030:0315:GG>
      six <.>gears</.> six gears <{><[><.>down</.></[> <&>3:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC030:0320:AS>
      <[>call me</[></{> what you were going to call me

  <WSC#DPC030:0325:GG>
      <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC030:0330:AS>
      i saw the <{1><[1>words <.>fir</.></[1> forming

  <WSC#DPC030:0335:AS>
      gonna call me <{2><[2><.>a</.></[2>

  <WSC#DPC030:0340:GG>
      <[1><O>laughs</O></[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC030:0345:GG>
      <[2>the</[2></{2> fastest four door on earth

  <WSC#DPC030:0350:GG>
      how do they work that one out

  <WSC#DPC030:0355:AS>
      it's easy they threw <.>it</.> <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0360:GG>
      zero to two hundred ks in seventeen point three seconds

  <WSC#DPC030:0365:AS>
      jesus i mean <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0370:GG>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{> zero to a hundred ks five point threes

  <WSC#DPC030:0375:GG>
      what's that

  <WSC#DPC030:0380:GG>
      that's the lotus carlton

  <WSC#DPC030:0385:PT>
      it's fucking fast

  <WSC#DPC030:0390:AS>
      <{><[>jeez yeah</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0395:GG>
      <[>yeah</[></{> er at a standing four hundred metre time in
      under thirteen seconds

  <WSC#DPC030:0400:GG>
      top speed is indicated at two hundred and ninety plus

  <WSC#DPC030:0405:AS>
      oh my god that's pretty quick eh

  <WSC#DPC030:0410:GG>
      <with pseudo Yorkshire accent>not bad</with pseudo Yorkshire accent>

  <WSC#DPC030:0415:AS>
      ha ha <drawls>ha</drawls>

  <WSC#DPC030:0420:GG>
      yeah but then you see the <.>n</.> i reckon the nissan g t r
      would be the ultimate ski vehicle <{><[><.>fo</.> four time
      fourwheel drive</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0425:AS>
      <[><groans>oh</groans></[></{> it would cost you a pack to get
      there

  <WSC#DPC030:0430:GG>
      yeah <.>w</.> <{><[>oh it's no it's a</[> hundred and ten
      thousand australian

  <WSC#DPC030:0435:AS>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0440:AS>
      no no i mean getting <{><[>up to <.>the</.> getting to the
      mountain jesus <O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0445:GG>
      <[>yeah but you've got to <&>4:00</&> get the goddamn car in the
      country first that's a hundred and ten thousand</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0450:GG>
      but <.>they</.> seeing <.>that</.> that other wheels magazine
      it's got <.>the</.> the VECTOR four <.>hundred</.> <&>something
      knocks</&>

  <WSC#DPC030:0455:GG>
      <{><[><laughs>four hundred</laughs> <O>laughs</O></[> <laughs>four
      hundred thousand</laughs> u s dollars and it's twin water cooled
      inter <.>cool</.> inter cooled turboED

  <WSC#DPC030:0460:AS>
      <[><?>bit of</?> rap <O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0465:AS>
      <{1><[1><O>laughs</O> i did that</[1> just in case <{2><[2>the
      lecturer</[2> had his ear too close to the <{3><[3><.>mouthpiece</.>
      the ear piece</[3> <unclear>word</unclear> and it <.>gets</.>
      <{4><[4><O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC030:0470:AS>
      or she</[4>

  <WSC#DPC030:0475:GG>
      <[1><O>laughs</O></[1>

  <WSC#DPC030:0480:PT>
      <[1><O>laughs</O></[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC030:0485:GG>
      <[2>yeah</[2></{2>

  <WSC#DPC030:0490:GG>
      <[3><O>laughs</O></[3></{3>

  <WSC#DPC030:0495:GG>
      <[4>it looks a bit like the skyline from that angle</[4></{4>
      anyway

  <WSC#DPC030:0500:PT>
      <softly>yeah it's a she</softly>

  <WSC#DPC030:0505:AS>
      oh SHE <&>rest of utterance addressed to microphone</&> sorry
      sorry <{><[>sorry to be sexist <O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0510:GG>
      <[>twenty <.>four</.> <O>laughs</O></[></{> <laughs>twenty four
      valve</laughs> <drawls><softly>yeah</softly></drawls>

  <WSC#DPC030:0515:AS>
      hey i haven't been on my <{><[>e e o course</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0520:GG>
      <[>that <.>looks</.></[></{> pretty ugly

  <WSC#DPC030:0525:GG>
      see i reckon <.>that</.> see how <.>ho</.> HONDA <{><[><.>they</.></[>
      they only have one um injected car all the rest are carburettor

  <WSC#DPC030:0530:AS>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0535:PT>
      yeah

  <WSC#DPC030:0540:AS>
      <{><[><groans>oh</groans></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0545:GG>
      <[>even that new</[></{> n s x it's something like three point
      three or whatever but it's carburettor

  <WSC#DPC030:0550:PT>
      <softly><?>oh yes</?></softly> <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0555:GG>
      which is all these big mike <.>tyson</.>

  <WSC#DPC030:0560:GG>
      did you see the thing they had on <{1><[1><drawls>um</drawls></[1>
      when he was was talking to razor ruddick saying
      <with tough voice>i'm going <&>5:00</&> to make you my <.>boyf</.></with tough voice>
      <{2><[2>or girlfriend or</[2> <{3><[3>whatever and</[3> he's
      saying nothing

  <WSC#DPC030:0565:GG>
      the guy sounds like a QUEER <{4><[4>anyway</[4>

  <WSC#DPC030:0570:GG>
      <{5><[5>not that i'm going to</[5> say it to his face

  <WSC#DPC030:0575:AS>
      <[1><?>did you see <.>that</.></?></[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC030:0580:PT>
      <[2><O>laughs</O></[2></{2>

  <WSC#DPC030:0585:AS>
      <[3>yeah</[3></{3>

  <WSC#DPC030:0590:PT>
      <[4><O>laughs</O></[4></{4>

  <WSC#DPC030:0595:AS>
      <[5>probably IS</[5></{5>

  <WSC#DPC030:0600:AS>
      nah nah but he <{><[>probably is</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0605:GG>
      <[>but i <.>mean</.></[></{> <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0610:PT>
      really intelligent sounding

  <WSC#DPC030:0615:GG>
      yeah

  <WSC#DPC030:0620:PT>
      <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC030:0625:GG>
      <{><[><unclear>word</unclear> <?><.>what</.></?></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0630:AS>
      <[>but i mean <.>he</.></[></{> he didn't even DO anything

  <WSC#DPC030:0635:AS>
      i mean GOD he <.>s</.> he pranced around for half an hour got
      his million dollars and that was it

  <WSC#DPC030:0640:GG>
      yeah but you can see <.>ra</.> razor ruddick can't say anything
      like you know you talk like a girl cos he talks like a girl <{><[>and
      his</[> LIPS are about the size of a bloody <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0645:PT>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0650:AS>
      yeah well <latch> plates <,>

  <WSC#DPC030:0655:GG>
      the <.>group</.>

  <WSC#DPC030:0660:PT>
      make sure it is actually recording

  <WSC#DPC030:0665:AS>
      they probably would have <.>POUNDED</.>

  <WSC#DPC030:0670:AS>
      <loudly>oh i wouldn't want to REPEAT all <{><[><?>that</?></loudly>
      <O>laughs</O></[> i can't remember WHAT i've said even though
      it's probably really exciting what i've said but i just can't
      remember <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0675:PT>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0680:GG>
      look at that eh it's got five hundred and seven <,> kilowatts
      <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0685:AS>
      is that a porsche

  <WSC#DPC030:0690:GG>
      <drawls>er</drawls>

  <WSC#DPC030:0695:AS>
      what is that

  <WSC#DPC030:0700:AS>
      oh <.>it</.> <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0705:AS>
      oh it's an ugly beast

  <WSC#DPC030:0710:GG>
      <drawls>yeah</drawls> but er oh shit <.>it's</.> i was going to
      say it's not a street car but then we have <{><[><unclear>word</unclear>
      <?>sitting</?></[> out in the street

  <WSC#DPC030:0715:AS>
      <[>what is it</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0720:AS>
      what is it

  <WSC#DPC030:0725:PT>
      <O>burps</O>

  <WSC#DPC030:0730:GG>
      <drawls>it is</drawls>

  <WSC#DPC030:0735:GG>
      <{><[>that was</[> peter by the way <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0740:XX>
      <[><O>exhales</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0745:AS>
      <{><[>yeah yeah peter's burping now</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0750:PT>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0755:GG>
      <drawls>um</drawls> <&>6:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC030:0760:AS>
      it's not me

  <WSC#DPC030:0765:GG>
      three wheel where's it three wheel

  <WSC#DPC030:0770:GG>
      <{><[>it's not</[> no they're talking about another car

  <WSC#DPC030:0775:AS>
      <[><drawls>NO</drawls></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0780:AS>
      don't know what it is

  <WSC#DPC030:0785:AS>
      there you go but what's it got <O>voc</O> <O>voc</O> <{><[><drawls><O>voc</O></drawls></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0790:GG>
      <[><reads>five speed manual</[></{> with interchangeable ratios</reads>

  <WSC#DPC030:0795:GG>
      i <.>mean</.> <O>laughs</O> <{1><[1>you've obviously got <.>to</.></[1>
      no but you've obviously got to be a bloody mechanic to be able
      to do it

  <WSC#DPC030:0800:GG>
      twin turbo flat six

  <WSC#DPC030:0805:GG>
      what's a flat six

  <WSC#DPC030:0810:GG>
      maybe <.>that's</.> cos you know <.>you</.> you get pistons
      which go <{2><[2>horizontally</[2>

  <WSC#DPC030:0815:AS>
      <[1><O>laughs</O> that means a lot to us laymen</[1>

  <WSC#DPC030:0820:PT>
      <[1><O>laughs</O></[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC030:0825:AS>
      <[2>yeah no</[2></{2> it's like the lotus

  <WSC#DPC030:0830:AS>
      isn't the lotus the flat one i think

  <WSC#DPC030:0835:GG>
      well it's got the horizontal <{><[>pistons</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0840:AS>
      <[>yeah they go</[></{> that way sideways

  <WSC#DPC030:0845:GG>
      <softly>yeah</softly>

  <WSC#DPC030:0850:PT>
      does that make it better

  <WSC#DPC030:0855:GG>
      don't know <{><[><O>laughs</O> oh it's</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0860:AS>
      <[>oh it's</[></{> just different technology probably

  <WSC#DPC030:0865:GG>
      but then why is a v six so much better than a <,> straight six
      when <.>it's</.> all it is is just the angle change

  <WSC#DPC030:0870:PT>
      well apparently it just enables <.>the</.> more than one spark
      to spark <{><[><,> <.>so</.></[> <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:0875:AS>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{> just due to the angle

  <WSC#DPC030:0880:GG>
      <{><[>so</[> that ricky stewart man he should be playing in the
      bloody team

  <WSC#DPC030:0885:PT>
      <[>mm</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:0890:AS>
      <{><[>turns on the mathematicians probably</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0895:GG>
      <[>oh <?>see after</?> that</[></{> the guy he scores that try
      the guy punched him in the face <&>7:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC030:0900:PT>
      <O>laughs</O> <quietly>yeah</quietly>

  <WSC#DPC030:0905:AS>
      oh well that's what i'd do if a guy scored <{><[><?>a try</?></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0910:PT>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:0915:GG>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{> it's a HOOD'S game though

  <WSC#DPC030:0920:AS>
      i mean how dare he score a try when i was trying to stop him <O>sniffs</O>

  <WSC#DPC030:0925:GG>
      nah bloody hood's game

  <WSC#DPC030:0930:AS>
      <with silly voice>disgusting</with silly voice>

  <WSC#DPC030:0935:GG>
      yeah you see you get the <drawls>um</drawls> mitsubishi <drawls>er</drawls>
      no yeah mitsubishi magna you get the sedan version of that now

  <WSC#DPC030:0940:PT>
      yeah

  <WSC#DPC030:0945:GG>
      two point six <?>estron</?> two

  <WSC#DPC030:0950:PT>
      <laughs>you might want to get off cars now</laughs> <{1><[1><laughs>gregory</laughs></[1>
      <{2><[2><O>laughs</O></[2>

  <WSC#DPC030:0955:GG>
      <[1><laughs>oh what's wrong <.>with</.></laughs></[1>

  <WSC#DPC030:0960:AS>
      <[1><laughs>yeah i reckon</laughs></[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC030:0965:GG>
      <[2>i'm reading a god damned car</[2></{2> magazine

  <WSC#DPC030:0970:AS>
      we should just talk to ourselves and then DUB them together you
      know <{1><[1><?>that <.>makes</.></?></[1> it makes it sound
      cooler

  <WSC#DPC030:0975:AS>
      what's stu got <{2><[2><?>to do with varsity</?></[2>

  <WSC#DPC030:0980:PT>
      <[1>tell us about stu</[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC030:0985:GG>
      <[2>stuart warwick</[2></{2> mahon

  <WSC#DPC030:0990:PT>
      <?>do you want to</?> talk about your ski trip with stu

  <WSC#DPC030:0995:GG>
      yeah okay talk about your ski trip then

  <WSC#DPC030:1000:AS>
      <laughs>i don't know what to say <{><[>i <.>mean</.></laughs></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1005:PT>
      <[><.>all</.> all</[></{> the babes that you picked up

  <WSC#DPC030:1010:GG>
      <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1015:AS>
      <[><drawls>oh</[></{> oh</drawls> <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:1020:GG>
      alistair the studmeister <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:1025:AS>
      <drawls>oh</drawls>

  <WSC#DPC030:1030:PT>
      <O>laughs</O> <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1035:AS>
      <[>no no</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1040:GG>
      <[><unclear>word</unclear></[></{> with the twenty one inch
      right arm <laughs>bicep</laughs> <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1045:PT>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:1050:AS>
      now now now let's not get personal

  <WSC#DPC030:1055:GG>
      <softly><O>laughs</O></softly>

  <WSC#DPC030:1060:AS>
      i mean if you're going to get rude on <.>me</.> i <&>8:00</&>
      mean <{1><[1><O>inhales</O></[1> i can get rude too <,,><&>3</&>

  <WSC#DPC030:1065:AS>
      mm i too can get <.>abru</.> abusive <,,>

  <WSC#DPC030:1070:AS>
      hope you've got a good microphone on this pete <{2><[2>otherwise
      it</[2> it won't be picking up my <{3><[3>voice</[3>

  <WSC#DPC030:1075:PT>
      <[1><O>laughs</O></[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC030:1080:GG>
      <[2><O>clears throat</O> <O>voc</O></[2></{2>

  <WSC#DPC030:1085:PT>
      <[3>it's all</[3></{3> right yes it's good with the headphones
      on

  <WSC#DPC030:1090:AS>
      <laughs>oh yeah oh yeah</laughs> she going to have to listen to
      it with headphones

  <WSC#DPC030:1095:AS>
      <{><[>well</[> instructions for play <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC030:1100:AS>
      <with nasal voice>please use headphones</with nasal voice>

  <WSC#DPC030:1105:GG>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:1110:GG>
      yeah

  <WSC#DPC030:1115:AS>
      oh god here we go cars <{><[>again</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1120:PT>
      <[>groans</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:1125:GG>
      no <{><[>i was <.>j</.></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1130:PT>
      <[>well <.>h</.></[></{> how about a moment where you were in
      danger of death

  <WSC#DPC030:1135:AS>
      i haven't had one

  <WSC#DPC030:1140:PT>
      <softly>haven't you</softly>

  <WSC#DPC030:1145:GG>
      I have

  <WSC#DPC030:1150:AS>
      oh god <{><[>here we go <O>laughs</O> <&>snores</&></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1155:GG>
      <[>well what <.>i</.> oh what i thought was in wellington</[></{>
      <O>laughs</O> <.>in</.> oh <?>there's</?> <unclear>word</unclear>

  <WSC#DPC030:1160:AS>
      wake me up when you've <{><[>finished</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1165:GG>
      <[>um</[></{> in wellington i stepped out into the um into the
      road onto that oncoming car <{><[><.>and</.></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1170:AS>
      <[>you got hit</[></{> by a grasshopper <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:1175:GG>
      no but i mean everything just seemed to slow down i mean i <.>had</.>
      it seemed like AGES to step back onto the er onto the curb

  <WSC#DPC030:1180:PT>
      yeah

  <WSC#DPC030:1185:GG>
      but i mean it was only a split second and the guy wasn't a happy
      chappie

  <WSC#DPC030:1190:GG>
      <{><[>he SLAMMED</[> <&>9:00</&> on his brakes and things
      <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:1195:AS>
      <[>and you <.>thought</.></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:1200:AS>
      had to rush to the nearest toilets and change your nappies

  <WSC#DPC030:1205:PT>
      <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1210:GG>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{> no but it just seemed like an eternity
      between me stepping out and seeing this oncoming car come
      HURTLING at me

  <WSC#DPC030:1215:GG>
      i'm sure he was speeding anyway <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:1220:AS>
      oh that time when you had your little accident pete when we were
      in the back of your car and <.>you</.> <{1><[1>you</[1> lost
      control of the road and landed in a DITCH

  <WSC#DPC030:1225:AS>
      <{2><[2><laughs>i mean that was pretty scary</laughs></[2> <{3><[3><O>laughs</O></[3>

  <WSC#DPC030:1230:PT>
      <[1>yeah</[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC030:1235:GG>
      <[2><O>laughs</O></[2></{2>

  <WSC#DPC030:1240:PT>
      <[3>tell everybody all <.>the</.> details there</[3></{3>

  <WSC#DPC030:1245:AS>
      well pete was speeding

  <WSC#DPC030:1250:AS>
      <{><[><,> lost control

  <WSC#DPC030:1255:AS>
      did a three sixty</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1260:AS>
      we landed in a ditch and had to get towed out

  <WSC#DPC030:1265:PT>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:1270:PT>
      i didn't do a three sixty

  <WSC#DPC030:1275:PT>
      i just did a <{><[><unclear>word</unclear> <O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1280:AS>
      <[>well one eighty and then another one eighty <O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:1285:PT>
      <{><[><unclear>word</unclear></[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1290:AS>
      <[><unclear>word</unclear> was a three sixty</[></{> <drawls>jesus</drawls>

  <WSC#DPC030:1295:GG>
      i'm getting the suspension replaced today

  <WSC#DPC030:1300:GG>
      <{1><[1><,> not</[1> today on saturday

  <WSC#DPC030:1305:GG>
      it's bad you know you go around a corner <,> you know AVERAGE
      SPEED and the arse of the car slides out <{2><[2>and oh</[2>
      it's terrible

  <WSC#DPC030:1310:GG>
      the lefthand suspension's just ROOTED in it

  <WSC#DPC030:1315:GG>
      so this saturday i'm getting the <drawls>um</drawls> <,> getting
      <.>them</.> getting the muffler replaced

  <WSC#DPC030:1320:GG>
      it sounds like i drive a rotary now and <.>i</.> <&>10:00</&>
      <{3><[3><drawls>god</drawls></[3>

  <WSC#DPC030:1325:AS>
      <[1>pretty scary</[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC030:1330:PT>
      <[2><O>laughs</O></[2></{2>

  <WSC#DPC030:1335:AS>
      <[3>that's going to</[3></{3> cost you a fair whack

  <WSC#DPC030:1340:GG>
      well it needs to be done <,,>

  <WSC#DPC030:1345:AS>
      <with deep voice>that won't come cheap</with deep voice>

  <WSC#DPC030:1350:GG>
      no going down tuffy's in lower hutt but <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:1355:AS>
      tuffy's <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:1360:PT>
      <.>but</.> what's that got to do with the suspension

  <WSC#DPC030:1365:GG>
      what

  <WSC#DPC030:1370:AS>
      well that's knackered as well

  <WSC#DPC030:1375:PT>
      yeah what are you going to do with the suspension

  <WSC#DPC030:1380:GG>
      get the inserts replaced

  <WSC#DPC030:1385:GG>
      like i <{><[><.>rang</.></[> rang fast fit and <drawls>um oh</drawls>
      <.>they</.> those guys are a JOKE man

  <WSC#DPC030:1390:GG>
      the prices they charge but tuffy's is pretty good

  <WSC#DPC030:1395:GG>
      they said like thirty bucks just to fit the suckers and you know
      it's something like a hundred bucks just for the gas inserts

  <WSC#DPC030:1400:GG>
      well it was over a hundred bucks for STANDARD inserts i think
      <.>at</.> at fast fit and um

  <WSC#DPC030:1405:GG>
      and then their fitting cost and then the DORKS would put one of
      <.>those</.> those disgusting little STICKERS on the back you
      know got a plastic bumper

  <WSC#DPC030:1410:PT>
      <[>oh</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC030:1415:AS>
      so everyone knows that you've got this new muffler on your
      <laughs>car</laughs> <latch>

  <WSC#DPC030:1420:GG>
      oh no but i mean <{><[><?>i should</?> <.>ch</.> charge them for
      advertising</[>

  <WSC#DPC030:1425:AS>
      <[>put a hole in it and then they got their sticker <laughs>as
      well</laughs></[></{> people will say oh my <drawls>god</drawls>

  <WSC#DPC030:1430:GG>
      mm yeah

  <WSC#DPC030:1435:AS>
      oh i bought some oakleys the other day eh <&>11:00</&>
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