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  <&>Wellington Corpus of Spoken New Zealand English Version One</&>
  <&>Copyright 1998 School of Linguistics & Applied Language Studies</&>
  <&>Victoria University of Wellington</&>

  <&>side two</&>
  <&>8:07</&>
  

  <WSC#DPC130:0005:MG>
      six followed by a five

  <WSC#DPC130:0010:TM>
      <?>yeah yeah</?> <drawls>okay <,> um</drawls> yeah that's it
      then

  <WSC#DPC130:0015:TM>
      then it would be ah no i've already reserved these guys
      <,,><&>5</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0020:TM>
      okay <,,> <with high pitched voice>that's nasty</with high pitched voice>

  <WSC#DPC130:0025:TM>
      how much does that cost

  <WSC#DPC130:0030:MG>
      two hundred and fifty seven points

  <WSC#DPC130:0035:TM>
      shit well mine's two hundred and ten but i shouldn't have
      actually let him get in contact

  <WSC#DPC130:0040:MG>
      no you shouldn't have cos he's going to die next <{><[><?>see</?></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0045:TM>
      <[>i</[></{> didn't realise it was that powerful

  <WSC#DPC130:0050:TM>
      that's <.>in</.> that's incredibly high power

  <WSC#DPC130:0055:TM>
      <{><[>oh</[> well

  <WSC#DPC130:0060:MG>
      <[>mm</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:0065:MG>
      but only in combat and he's got a shuriken <?><.>cannon</.></?>
      a shuriken pistol so it's got a range of sixteen so if you're
      outside sixteen inches

  <WSC#DPC130:0070:TM>
      yeah with all my stuff for long range <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0075:MG>
      mind you he charges twenty four inches <&>9:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0080:TM>
      <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:0085:MG>
      cos <.>h</.> i gave him i rolled up one of <?>these</?> um

  <WSC#DPC130:0090:MG>
      the um bad guy's got <.>a</.> bionic eyes with targeter

  <WSC#DPC130:0095:TM>
      oh right <,> oh so you use the rolling up things

  <WSC#DPC130:0100:MG>
      yeah there's rolling up things in in my one

  <WSC#DPC130:0105:TM>
      that's silly <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0110:MG>
      which i have to do which basically means you don't choose but i
      rolled legs and i rolled eyes <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0115:TM>
      but doesn't that mean you can pay five points and get <{><[>a
      <?>twenty</?></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0120:MG>
      <[>twenty</[></{> five points

  <WSC#DPC130:0125:TM>
      oh <,> okay

  <WSC#DPC130:0130:MG>
      i mean it is average

  <WSC#DPC130:0135:MG>
      okay <?>it's</?> my turn

  <WSC#DPC130:0140:TM>
      yeah <,,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0145:MG>
      okay <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0150:TM>
      ah we'll find out what this does again

  <WSC#DPC130:0155:MG>
      yeah that's true

  <WSC#DPC130:0160:MG>
      oh you roll <,> a one

  <WSC#DPC130:0165:TM>
      it's <,> either disperses or moves <,,><&>8</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0170:TM>
      ow ee ow oh oh DISPERSES

  <WSC#DPC130:0175:MG>
      okay

  <WSC#DPC130:0180:TM>
      oops <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0185:MG>
      <[>oops</[></{> <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0190:MG>
      hello how are you <&>10:00</&> <,,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0195:TM>
      not as dead as you're going to be <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0200:MG>
      now if i move that the windblast disappears doesn't it

  <WSC#DPC130:0205:TM>
      yes

  <WSC#DPC130:0210:MG>
      okay <,,><&>8</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0215:TM>
      AREN'T you going to <title>cyrano de bergerac</title> er thingie

  <WSC#DPC130:0220:AM>
      yes

  <WSC#DPC130:0225:TM>
      is mummy coming by to pick <.>dro</.> pick you up

  <WSC#DPC130:0230:AM>
      no it's not till quarter past four

  <WSC#DPC130:0235:TM>
      oh <,,><&>5</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0240:MG>
      okay <,> now <,> that <,> that can't turn ninety degrees can it
      <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0245:MG>
      <{1><[1>i mean it it's got to</[1> go like that <,> so if i move
      <{2><[2>this <unclear>word</unclear></[2>

  <WSC#DPC130:0250:TM>
      <[1>if i slow it down enough it can</[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC130:0255:TM>
      <[2>it's hover</[2></{2> it can

  <WSC#DPC130:0260:MG>
      so if <,> oh well i might as well move this guy behind the thing
      then

  <WSC#DPC130:0265:TM>
      also that's on a three sixty degrees <{><[><?>turn</?></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0270:MG>
      <[>yeah but</[></{> it's <?>tense</?>

  <WSC#DPC130:0275:TM>
      oh that's right <,> yeah but it <,> <with silly voice>i don't
      see how i could possibly aim that at you</with silly voice> <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:0280:MG>
      mm <&>11:00</&> <,,><&>11</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0285:TM>
      oh <,,><&>7</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0290:MG>
      actually from there <,,> your move is six inches up to here <,>
      and do some heavy duty firing at your guys <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0295:TM>
      okay

  <WSC#DPC130:0300:MG>
      okay <,> some shooting and bits <,,> throw <,> melta bomb
      grenade there

  <WSC#DPC130:0305:TM>
      by who <,,> slow <{><[>weapon</[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0310:MG>
      <[>oh</[></{> slow sorry <{><[>i'll</[> fire instead i'll fire
      my shuriken pistol at him

  <WSC#DPC130:0315:TM>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:0320:TM>
      hard cover

  <WSC#DPC130:0325:MG>
      yep <,> so he needs a <,,> he's got a weapon skill <drawls>of</drawls>
      <,,><&>4</&> a ballistic skill sorry of six and it was anything
      but <,> a one or a two <,> to hit

  <WSC#DPC130:0330:TM>
      LIKE THAT <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0335:MG>
      <[>yep</[></{> <&>12:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0340:AM>
      anything but one of those

  <WSC#DPC130:0345:TM>
      <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:0350:MG>
      shuriken <,> cannon <O>laughs</O> at that thing

  <WSC#DPC130:0355:TM>
      okay

  <WSC#DPC130:0360:MG>
      it <{><[>misses</[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0365:TM>
      <[>misses</[></{> <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:0370:MG>
      bugger <,,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0375:MG>
      ah well a grenade launcher from here firing a <,,><&>3</&> a a a
      <,> crack grenade

  <WSC#DPC130:0380:TM>
      no cos that's a half inch template <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0385:TM>
      think i've got one <,,><&>4</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0390:MG>
      i mean i can position it so i <,> so i can get out those three
      <,> squats <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0395:TM>
      no this is half an inch <,,> so you could either get two <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0400:MG>
      oh well i'll go for <{><[>the</[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0405:TM>
      <[>oh</[></{> <.>no</.> i <.>supp</.> <O>exhales</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:0410:MG>
      well i'll go for those two then <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0415:TM>
      okay <,> what these two

  <WSC#DPC130:0420:MG>
      yep

  <WSC#DPC130:0425:TM>
      okay <,> flamer and normal <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0430:MG>
      okay does it hit

  <WSC#DPC130:0435:TM>
      does it <.>hi</.> yeah yep roll away <,> doesn't deviate

  <WSC#DPC130:0440:TM>
      okay it hits them on a three

  <WSC#DPC130:0445:MG>
      okay so the flamer <{><[>hits</[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0450:MG>
      the other guy misses <&>13:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0455:TM>
      <[>hits</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:0460:TM>
      okay flamer wounds on anything but a one

  <WSC#DPC130:0465:MG>
      wounds

  <WSC#DPC130:0470:TM>
      and he doesn't save so he's dead

  <WSC#DPC130:0475:MG>
      okay <,,><&>4</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0480:MG>
      laser cannon against the um <,> death jester with a laser cannon
      against the multimelta

  <WSC#DPC130:0485:TM>
      okay

  <WSC#DPC130:0490:MG>
      the weapon skill of the death jester <drawls>is</drawls> <{><[>five</[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0495:TM>
      <[>ballistic</[></{> skill

  <WSC#DPC130:0500:MG>
      and he hasn't moved so it's anything but a one to wound er to
      hit

  <WSC#DPC130:0505:MG>
      he hits

  <WSC#DPC130:0510:MG>
      anything but a one to wound <,> wounds doing two d six damage

  <WSC#DPC130:0515:TM>
      <O>laughs</O> he's dead

  <WSC#DPC130:0520:TM>
      hasn't got a save throw

  <WSC#DPC130:0525:AM>
      he's dead jim

  <WSC#DPC130:0530:MG>
      <with silly voice>it's worse than that

  <WSC#DPC130:0535:MG>
      he's dead jim dead jim <,,> dead jim</with silly voice>
      <,,><&>4</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0540:MG>
      okay and reserve moves <,,><&>5</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0545:MG>
      i'm covered behind there <&>14:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0550:TM>
      mhm NO you CAN'T

  <WSC#DPC130:0555:TM>
      it's a three inch stasis template right?

  <WSC#DPC130:0560:MG>
      oh shit yeah so i can't actually go through there

  <WSC#DPC130:0565:MG>
      okay well <,,><&>11</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0570:MG>
      so he's on the crest line

  <WSC#DPC130:0575:TM>
      yeah <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0580:MG>
      oh well <,,><&>9</&> i'll <?>do</?> a psyker at him

  <WSC#DPC130:0585:TM>
      actually he's over the crest line isn't he

  <WSC#DPC130:0590:MG>
      what so i can't get him

  <WSC#DPC130:0595:TM>
      <drawls>oh</drawls> i suppose he's well his base isn't actually
      touching the crest line <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0600:TM>
      i don't know

  <WSC#DPC130:0605:TM>
      it's <,> debatable <,> cos his base isn't actually touching the
      crest line <,> <O>voc</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:0610:MG>
      oh well we should have done combat between those two anyway

  <WSC#DPC130:0615:TM>
      yeah <drawls>oh</drawls> that's right <,,><&>6</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0620:MG>
      okay my guy with his six attacks

  <WSC#DPC130:0625:TM>
      okay <,,> with what power sword <&>15:05</&> <&>four minutes
      forty six seconds omitted as eggbeater in background drowns out
      speakers</&> <&>19:51</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0630:TM>
      three oh four oclock for three inches <,,><&>4</&> <&>20:00</&>
      blich <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0635:TM>
      <sings>does he deviate

  <WSC#DPC130:0640:TM>
      does he

  <WSC#DPC130:0645:TM>
      yes</sings> whatever <,> eleven <drawls>three</drawls>
      <,,><&>8</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0650:TM>
      no that guy doesn't deviate wow okay

  <WSC#DPC130:0655:TM>
      i'm going to have to go for a new <unclear>word</unclear> place
      <,,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0660:TM>
      oh i can see over everything with these can't i

  <WSC#DPC130:0665:MG>
      mhm

  <WSC#DPC130:0670:TM>
      hot patoutey <,> boom <{><[><,> <unclear>word</unclear></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:0675:MG>
      <[>and everything can see you</[></{> <,,><&>9</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0680:TM>
      not that <?>that's</?> gonna make much good

  <WSC#DPC130:0685:MG>
      <unclear>word</unclear> <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0690:TM>
      three doesn't deviate wow <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0695:TM>
      breathe breathe in the AIR <,,><&>3</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0700:MG>
      you realise you're still out of the two inch <,> thing unless
      you get somebody around here

  <WSC#DPC130:0705:TM>
      yeah <,> it's just i'm getting all the heavies <,> <&>21:00</&>
      out first <,> heavy man <,,><&>12</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0710:TM>
      me thinks jump packs are really useful <,,><&>7</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0715:MG>
      it's a lot cheaper than than flight packs aren't they

  <WSC#DPC130:0720:TM>
      well they're half the price except flight packs are annoying

  <WSC#DPC130:0725:TM>
      i've tried to use flight packs before and <,> <?>a</?> piss off
      <,,> fuck <,,><&>3</&> ten five <,,><&>5</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0730:MG>
      so basically he ends up on

  <WSC#DPC130:0735:TM>
      yes <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0740:MG>
      no it's eight ten <unclear>word</unclear>

  <WSC#DPC130:0745:TM>
      wow okay <drawls>um</drawls> <,,> now <,> while while i was
      flying <,,> um these three lads shot at him which <&>22:00</&> i
      can do if i'm in jump packs <,> except it's a minus ONE

  <WSC#DPC130:0750:MG>
      cos you're moving

  <WSC#DPC130:0755:TM>
      yes

  <WSC#DPC130:0760:MG>
      minus one cos of my holosuit <,> <{><[>and one because i'm at</[>
      long range

  <WSC#DPC130:0765:TM>
      <[>so they're not</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:0770:TM>
      nope no modifier at long range <,> not with autoguns

  <WSC#DPC130:0775:MG>
      isn't there

  <WSC#DPC130:0780:TM>
      nope

  <WSC#DPC130:0785:MG>
      okay

  <WSC#DPC130:0790:TM>
      it's plus one at close range but no minus at long range

  <WSC#DPC130:0795:TM>
      they hit on sixes

  <WSC#DPC130:0800:TM>
      one hits

  <WSC#DPC130:0805:TM>
      does he wound <,,><&>3</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0810:MG>
      toughness four

  <WSC#DPC130:0815:TM>
      bugger <O>laughs</O> <,,> well could've <&>pronounced could of</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:0820:TM>
      it was a nice thought <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0825:TM>
      yes he does

  <WSC#DPC130:0830:TM>
      those are the lot with shuriken catapults

  <WSC#DPC130:0835:MG>
      tony

  <WSC#DPC130:0840:TM>
      <O>laughs</O> what's your save

  <WSC#DPC130:0845:MG>
      hold it

  <WSC#DPC130:0850:TM>
      why

  <WSC#DPC130:0855:MG>
      oh no it's minus two for a shuriken <{><[>catapult</[> so no he
      doesn't

  <WSC#DPC130:0860:MG>
      carapace armour with a conversion field

  <WSC#DPC130:0865:TM>
      <[>yes</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:0870:TM>
      well you roll for conversion fields first

  <WSC#DPC130:0875:MG>
      okay well that's the four

  <WSC#DPC130:0880:TM>
      so he's converted

  <WSC#DPC130:0885:TM>
      it's okay <,> but i get to fire again <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:0890:TM>
      <?>he hits on a</?> bugger

  <WSC#DPC130:0895:MG>
      oh well

  <WSC#DPC130:0900:TM>
      yay i <.>reme</.> i remember i've got shuriken <&>23:00</&>
      catapults <unclear>word</unclear> <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0905:MG>
      so on a four five six anything gets converted

  <WSC#DPC130:0910:TM>
      yep

  <WSC#DPC130:0915:AM>
      converted to what

  <WSC#DPC130:0920:MG>
      energy er to light sorry

  <WSC#DPC130:0925:MG>
      from matter it gets converted to light

  <WSC#DPC130:0930:TM>
      okay this <{><[><,> turns accelerates</[> and rams

  <WSC#DPC130:0935:MG>
      <[>physically it it doesn't <unclear>word</unclear></[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:0940:MG>
      bugger

  <WSC#DPC130:0945:AM>
      <?>good</?> cat

  <WSC#DPC130:0950:MG>
      what is it accelerating at

  <WSC#DPC130:0955:TM>
      it's it's it kept at ten inches so it was slow

  <WSC#DPC130:0960:MG>
      okay i can try and jump out of the way can't i <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:0965:TM>
      yes which you'll probably make

  <WSC#DPC130:0970:MG>
      and you'll probably hit the um jiffy pot

  <WSC#DPC130:0975:TM>
      no because i only moved it TEN INCHES

  <WSC#DPC130:0980:MG>
      okay

  <WSC#DPC130:0985:TM>
      i might hit it NEXT time though <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:0990:AM>
      <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:0995:MG>
      what is my chance to jump out of the way

  <WSC#DPC130:1000:TM>
      um <drawls>roll</drawls> <,> <.>lo</.> lower than your
      initiative <{><[><unclear>word</unclear></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1005:MG>
      <[><?>on a d <.>s</.></?></[></{> on a d six

  <WSC#DPC130:1010:TM>
      yes <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:1015:MG>
      initiative of <laughs>seven</laughs> <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1020:TM>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{> fuck <O>laughs</O> <&>24:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:1025:MG>
      you can try and hit him but you won't make it

  <WSC#DPC130:1030:MG>
      in fact there's nobody on the board that you'll actually be able
      to hit <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:1035:TM>
      forgot about that

  <WSC#DPC130:1040:TM>
      my own fault i wrote <?>the rules</?> <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:1045:TM>
      i must write <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1050:AM>
      you can speed it up <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1055:TM>
      yeah but eldar harlequins always trip over their shoelaces

  <WSC#DPC130:1060:MG>
      no no it seems it seems reasonable that eldar harlequins don't
      ever get hit by vehicles

  <WSC#DPC130:1065:TM>
      mm

  <WSC#DPC130:1070:MG>
      i mean they're <.>s</.> they're supposed to <{><[><unclear>word</unclear></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1075:TM>
      <[>the VEHICLES get hit</[></{> by vehicles ha HA ha HA ha HA
      <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:1080:MG>
      yeah but look what happened to YOUR vehicle

  <WSC#DPC130:1085:TM>
      i know <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1090:MG>
      it's now going <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1095:TM>
      I STILL get the victory points

  <WSC#DPC130:1100:MG>
      unless i destroy it

  <WSC#DPC130:1105:TM>
      how

  <WSC#DPC130:1110:AM>
      well after <{><[>he killed</[> all of you he can stand there and
      shoot it

  <WSC#DPC130:1115:MG>
      <[>shooting</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:1120:MG>
      yeah i can stay on the battlefield for twenty four hours

  <WSC#DPC130:1125:TM>
      <O>laughs</O>

  <WSC#DPC130:1130:MG>
      <?>get</?> all these laser cannons <{><[>lined up <unclear>word</unclear>
      <?>figures</?></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1135:TM>
      <[>uh uh <unclear>word</unclear></[></{> <unclear>word</unclear>

  <WSC#DPC130:1140:MG>
      mm okay

  <WSC#DPC130:1145:TM>
      i have an awful feeling you are going to win this actually

  <WSC#DPC130:1150:TM>
      i never realised harlequins were this powerful <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1155:AM>
      marty we don't have enough room in our FRIDGE

  <WSC#DPC130:1160:MG>
      so eat something

  <WSC#DPC130:1165:AM>
      <laughs>oh</laughs> good

  <WSC#DPC130:1170:MG>
      yeah we'll drink the rest of the drink

  <WSC#DPC130:1175:AM>
      yeah i might finish off the lemonade and the cheese <&>25:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:1180:MG>
      and the milk

  <WSC#DPC130:1185:AM>
      <unclear>word</unclear>

  <WSC#DPC130:1190:MG>
      and the jellimeat <laughs>so you'll be eating a lot today anna</laughs>
      <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:1195:MG>
      so they're moving <{><[>up are they</[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1200:AM>
      <[><?>fuck off marty</[></{> <{><[></?> <unclear>word</unclear></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1205:TM>
      <[>yep okay</[></{> now we're ah this guy's not actually
      touching so <{><[>he</[> he's actually how fucking <.>u</.>

  <WSC#DPC130:1210:MG>
      <[>no</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:1215:AM>
      i've got an even betterer idea

  <WSC#DPC130:1220:MG>
      okay

  <WSC#DPC130:1225:TM>
      oKAY

  <WSC#DPC130:1230:MG>
      shooting

  <WSC#DPC130:1235:TM>
      okay heavy webber <sings>in my heavy</sings> <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:1240:TM>
      you okay

  <WSC#DPC130:1245:MG>
      <sings>the sun's going down <{1><[1>dum dum dum dum</sings></[1>
      <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:1250:MG>
      you like anna's new skirt <{2><[2>tony</[2>

  <WSC#DPC130:1255:AM>
      <[1>that wasn't part of my betterer idea</[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC130:1260:TM>
      <[2>it's</[2></{2> betterer and betterer <{><[><O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1265:AM>
      <[><O>laughs</O></[></{> yeah yeah yeah be quiet

  <WSC#DPC130:1270:MG>
      okay <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1275:TM>
      okay mister heavy webber fires just like a big <{><[>funky sex
      machine</[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1280:AM>
      <[>could someone send the</[></{> puss cat over <{><[>cos it
      might</[> like egg yolk

  <WSC#DPC130:1285:MG>
      <[>do you deviate</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:1290:MG>
      what do you deviate on <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:1295:TM>
      <{><[>a one or two</[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1300:MG>
      <[>he's underneath</[></{> the table

  <WSC#DPC130:1305:TM>
      what

  <WSC#DPC130:1310:MG>
      what a one or a two

  <WSC#DPC130:1315:TM>
      yeah

  <WSC#DPC130:1320:AM>
      he's underneath the table what on a one or a two okay

  <WSC#DPC130:1325:TM>
      fuck

  <WSC#DPC130:1330:MG>
      no hold it tony

  <WSC#DPC130:1335:MG>
      let me think about these these rules so the larger the template
      the less it's likely <{><[>to deviate</[> <&>26:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:1340:TM>
      <[>no <,></[></{> it's your ballistics skill

  <WSC#DPC130:1345:MG>
      okay and that is modified by holosuits

  <WSC#DPC130:1350:TM>
      no cos it's a template weapon

  <WSC#DPC130:1355:MG>
      except if you're in the middle of a template weapon you hit the
      person automatically

  <WSC#DPC130:1360:TM>
      okay so it would be <.>modif</.>

  <WSC#DPC130:1365:AM>
      it must be centred on a person

  <WSC#DPC130:1370:TM>
      okay so centred on a <,> yeah you're right if it's centred on a
      person and it's a holosuit then you would find it difficult to
      hit <,,> so <{><[><.>i</.></[> i can't actually centre it on a
      person can i

  <WSC#DPC130:1375:AM>
      <[>centre it</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:1380:MG>
      well no you shouldn't be able to centre it i mean he wouldn't be
      centred so you'd so basically what the way i think it is is that
      you'd have <.>y</.> your normal chance to hit but you couldn't
      centre it on him <{><[>and get</[> an automatic hit <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1385:TM>
      <[>okay</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:1390:TM>
      okay so i'd <.>ai</.> so i aim for the side instead but i've
      still deviated

  <WSC#DPC130:1395:TM>
      <{><[>does that seem</[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1400:AM>
      <[>pussy cat</[></{> come here for a minute <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:1405:AM>
      excuse me <{1><[1>garbage</[1> <{2><[2><unclear>word</unclear>
      puss puss come here</[2>

  <WSC#DPC130:1410:AM>
      you've been asleep <{3><[3><drawls>all DAY</drawls></[3> <{4><[4>cos
      you went</[4> <{5><[5>out</[5> playing this morning <{6><[6><,>
      come on</[6>

  <WSC#DPC130:1415:TM>
      <[1>five's <unclear>word</unclear></[1></{1>

  <WSC#DPC130:1420:MG>
      <[2>there's a um two inch template on the table</[2></{2>

  <WSC#DPC130:1425:TM>
      <[3>no it's misses</[3></{3>

  <WSC#DPC130:1430:MG>
      <[4>oh for five inches</[4></{4>

  <WSC#DPC130:1435:TM>
      <[5>yeah</[5></{5> <&>27:00</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:1440:TM>
      <[6><drawls>okay</drawls> bolt</[6></{6> pistols <{><[><unclear>word</unclear></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1445:MG>
      <[>that</[></{> stuff probably sit here and go bloop

  <WSC#DPC130:1450:TM>
      bolt <.>pis</.>

  <WSC#DPC130:1455:MG>
      a web stuck in the air

  <WSC#DPC130:1460:TM>
      <unclear>word</unclear>

  <WSC#DPC130:1465:MG>
      a status field

  <WSC#DPC130:1470:TM>
      <O>laughs</O> bolt pistols against

  <WSC#DPC130:1475:TM>
      <&>AM talks to cat through next five turns and not transcribed</&>

  <WSC#DPC130:1480:MG>
      yep

  <WSC#DPC130:1485:TM>
      are they in range

  <WSC#DPC130:1490:MG>
      long range

  <WSC#DPC130:1495:TM>
      yeah but that doesn't <.>bo</.> matter

  <WSC#DPC130:1500:MG>
      no you don't get the plus two to hit <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1505:TM>
      no modifiers yep <,> so they hit <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1510:MG>
      er minus one modifier cos it's a holosuit <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1515:TM>
      yeah so they hit on a five six <,,>

  <WSC#DPC130:1520:TM>
      one hits

  <WSC#DPC130:1525:TM>
      does he wound <,>

  <WSC#DPC130:1530:TM>
      no

  <WSC#DPC130:1535:TM>
      anyone else can fire

  <WSC#DPC130:1540:TM>
      oh this can can <&>pronounced gan gan</&> guy can fire

  <WSC#DPC130:1545:TM>
      has he got anything dinky he can fire with

  <WSC#DPC130:1550:TM>
      no i don't think so

  <WSC#DPC130:1555:TM>
      don't think i'll <unclear>word</unclear> bothered

  <WSC#DPC130:1560:AM>
      <?>your cat did want to eat</?> <{><[><unclear>word</unclear>
      <O>laughs</O></[>

  <WSC#DPC130:1565:TM>
      <[>yes he hits</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:1570:TM>
      does he <?>win</?>

  <WSC#DPC130:1575:TM>
      yes he wins mine's <?>one to your save</?>

  <WSC#DPC130:1580:MG>
      okay <,> conversion field

  <WSC#DPC130:1585:TM>
      bugger <,,>

  <WSC#DPC130:1590:MG>
      death jesters have conversion fields and carapace armour with
      two suspenders

  <WSC#DPC130:1595:TM>
      bugger <latch>

  <WSC#DPC130:1600:MG>
      which means they can do neat flips by having the middle part of
      their body completely stationary and go round and round and
      round and round <O>laughs</O> cos that's where the suspenders
      are

  <WSC#DPC130:1605:TM>
      but two suspenders only hold twenty kilos <{><[>so they must be</[>
      anorexic

  <WSC#DPC130:1610:MG>
      <[>it doesn't matter</[></{>

  <WSC#DPC130:1615:MG>
      <laughs>they aren't</laughs> <&>28:00</&>
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