Math. Mer. But is your loue tell me first , in any wise
, In the way of Mariage , or of Merchandise ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.2)
If it may otherwise than lawfull be founde , Ye get none of my helpe
for an hundred pounde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.3)
R. Royster . No by my trouth I woulde haue hir to my
Wife . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.4)
M. Mery. Then are ye a good man , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.5)
and God saue your life , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.6)
And what or who is she , with whome ye are in loue ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.131.7)
R. Royster . A woman whome I knowe not by what meanes to
moue . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.8)
M. Mery. Who is it ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.9)
R. R. A woman yond . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.10)
M. M. What is hir name ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.11)
R. Royster . Hir yo~der . yo (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.12)
M. M. Who~ ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.13)
R. R. Mistresse ah . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.14)
M. M. Fy fy for shame Loue ye , and know not whome ; but
hir yonde , a Woman , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.15)
We shall then get you a Wyfe , I can not tell whan .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.131.16)
R. Royster . The faire Woman , that supped wyth us
yesternyght , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.17)
And I hearde hir name twice or thrice , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.18)
and had it ryght . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.19)
M. Mery. Yea , ye may see ye nere take me to good cheere
with you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.20)
If ye had , I coulde haue tolde you hir name now .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.131.21)
R. Royster . I was to blame in deede ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.131.22)
but the nexte tyme perchaunce : (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.23)
And she dwelleth in this house . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.24)
M. M. What Christia~ Custance . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.25)
R. Royster . Except I haue hir to my Wife , I shall
runne madde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.26)
M. Mery. Nay vnwise perhaps , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.27)
but I warrant you for madde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.28)
R. Royster . I am vtterly dead vnlesse I haue my desire
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.29)
M. Mery. Where be the bellowes that blewe this sodeine
fire ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.30)
R. Royster . I heare she is worthe a thousande pounde
and more . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.31)
M. Mery. Yea , but learne this one lesson of me afore ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.131.32)
An hundred pounde of Marriage money doubtlesse , Is euer thirtie pounde
sterlyng , or somewhat lesse , So that hir Thousande pounde yf she be
thriftie , Is muche neere aboute two hundred and fiftie , Howebeit
wowers and Widowes are neuer poore . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.33)
R. Royster . Is she a Widowe ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.34)
I loue hir better therefore . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.35)
M. Mery. But I heare she hath made promise to another .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.131.36)
R. Royster . He shall goe without hir , and he were my
brother . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.37)
M. Mery. I haue hearde say , I am right well aduised ,
That she hath to Gawyn Goodlucke promised . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.38)
R. Royster . What is that Gawyn Goodlucke ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.165.40)
M. M. a Merchant man . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.41)
R. Royster . Shall he speede afore me ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.165.42)
nay sir by sweete Sainct Anne . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.43)
Ah sir , Backare quod Mortimer to his sowe , I wyll haue hir myne owne
selfe I make God a vow . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.44)
For I tell thee , she is worthe a thousande pounde .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.165.45)
M. Mery. Yet a fitter wife for your maship might be
founde : (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.46)
Suche a goodly man as you , might get one wyth lande , Besides poundes
of golde a thousande and a thousande , And a thousande , and a
thousande , and a thousande , And so to the summe of twentie hundred
thousande , (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.47)
Your most goodly personage is worthie of no lesse .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.165.48)
R. Royster . I am sorie God made me so comely doubtlesse
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.49)
For that maketh me eche where so highly fauoured , And all women on me
so enamoured . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.50)
M. Mery. Enamoured quod you ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.51)
haue ye spied out that ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.52)
Ah sir , mary nowe I see you know what is what . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.53)
Enamoured ka ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.54)
mary sir say that againe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.55)
But I thought not ye had marked it so plaine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.56)
R. Royster . Yes , eche where they gaze all vpon me
(UDALL-E1-H,L.165.57)
and stare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.58)
M. Mery. Yea malkyn , I warrant you as muche as they
dare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.59)
And ye will not beleue what they say in the streete , When your mashyp
passeth by all such as I meete , That sometimes I can scarce finde what
aunswere to make . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.60)
Who is this sayth one sir Launcelot du lake
? (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.61)
Who is this , greate Guy of Warwike , sayth an other ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.165.62)
No say I it is the thirtenth Hercules
brother . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.63)
Who is this ; noble Hector of Troy ,
sayth the thirde ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.64)
No , but of the same nest say I (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.65)
it is a birde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.66)
Who is this ; greate Goliah , Sampson , or
Colbrande ? (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.67)
No say I but it is a brute of the Alie lande .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.165.68)
Who is this ; greate Alexander ? or Charle le
Maigne ? (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.69)
No , it is the tenth Worthie , say I to them agayne :
(UDALL-E1-H,L.165.70)
I knowe not if I sayd well . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.71)
R. R. Yes for so I am . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.72)
M. Mery. Yea , for there were but nine worthies before
ye came . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.73)
To some others , the thirde Cato I doe you call .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.199.75)
And so as well as I can I aunswere them all . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.76)
Sir I pray you , what lorde or great gentleman is this ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.199.77)
Maister Ralph Roister Doister dame say I , ywis . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.78)
O Lorde sayth she than what a goodly man it is ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.199.79)
Woulde Christ I had such a husbande as he is . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.80)
O Lorde say some that the sight of his face we lacke :
(UDALL-E1-H,L.199.81)
It is inough for you say I to see his backe .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.199.82)
His face is for ladies of high and noble parages , With whome he hardly
scapeth great mariages . With muche more than this , and much otherwise
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.83)
R. Royster . I can thee thanke that thou canst suche
answeres deuise : (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.84)
But I perceyue thou doste me throughly knowe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.85)
M. Mery. I marke your maners for myne owne learnyng I
trowe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.86)
But suche is your beautie , and suche are your actes , Suche is your
personage , and suche are your factes , That all women faire and fowle
, more and lesse , They eye you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.87)
they lubbe you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.88)
they talke of you doubtlesse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.89)
Your peasant looke maketh them all merie , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.90)
Ye passe not by , but they laugh till they be werie ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.199.91)
Yea and money coulde I haue the truthe to tell , Of many , to bryng you
that way where they dwell . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.92)
R. Royster . Merygreeke for this thy reporting well of
mee : M. Mery. What shoulde I else sir , it is my duetie
pardee . R. Royster . I promise thou shalt not lacke ,
while I haue a grote . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.93)
M. Mery. Faith sir , and I nere had more nede of a newe
cote . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.94)
R. Royster . Thou shalte haue one to morowe , and golde
for to spende . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.95)
M. Mery. Then I trust to bring the day to a good ende .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.199.96)
For as for mine owne parte hauing money inowe , I coulde lyue onely
with the remembrance of you . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.97)
But nowe to your Widowe whome you loue so hotte . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.98)
R. Royster . By cocke thou sayest truthe ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.199.99)
I had almost forgotte . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.100)
M. Mery. What if Christian Custance will not haue you
(UDALL-E1-H,L.199.101)
what ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.102)
R. Roister . Haue me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.103)
yes I warrant you , neuer doubt of that , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.104)
I knowe she loueth me , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.106)
but she dare not speake . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.107)
M. Mery. In deede meete it were some body shoud it
breake . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.108)
R. Roister . She looked on me twentie tymes yesternight
, (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.109)
And laughed so . M. M. That she coulde not sitte upright
, (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.110)
R. Roister . No faith coulde she not .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.111)
M. M. No euen such a thing I cast .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.112)
R. Royster . But for wowyng thou knowest women are
shamefast . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.113)
But and she knewe my minde , I knowe she would be glad , And thinke it
the best chaunce that euer she had . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.114)
M. Mery. Too hir then like a man ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.115)
and be bolde forth to starte , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.116)
Wowers neuer speede well , that haue a false harte .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.117)
R. Roister . What may I best doe ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.118)
M. M. Sir remaine ye a while , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.119)
Ere long one or other of hir house will appere . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.120)
Ye knowe my minde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.121)
R. R. Yea now hardly lette me alone .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.122)
M. Mery. In the meane time sir , if you please , I wyll
home , And call your Musitians , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.123)
for in this your case It would sette you forth , and all your wowyng
grace , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.124)
Ye may not lacke your instrumentes to play and sing .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.125)
R. Royster . Thou knowest I can doe that .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.126)
M. M. As well as any thing . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.127)
Shall I go call your folkes , that ye may shewe a cast ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.128)
R. Royster . Yea runne I beseeche thee in all possible
haste . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.129)
M. Mery. I goe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.130)
Exeat . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.131)
R. R. Yea for I loue singyng out of measure ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.132)
It comforteth my spirites (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.133)
and doth me great pleasure . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.134)
But who commeth forth yond from my swete hearte Custance ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.135)
My matter frameth well , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.136)
thys is a luckie chaunce . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.137)
ACTUS. J . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.139)
SCAENA. IIJ . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.140)
Mage Mumble crust , spinning on the distaffe .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.233.142)
Tibet Talk apace , sowyng . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.143)
Annot Alyface knittyng . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.144)
R Roister . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.145)
M. Mumbl. If thys distaffe were spoonne Margerie
Mumblecrust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.146)
Tib Talk. Where good stale ale is will drinke no water I
trust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.147)
M. Mumbl. Dame Custance hath promised vs good ale and
white bread . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.148)
Tib Talk. If she kepe not promise , I will beshrewe hir
head : (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.150)
But it will be starke nyght before I shall haue done .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.151)
R. Royster . I will stande here a while , and talke with
them anon , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.152)
I heare them speake of Custance , which doth my heart good ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.153)
To heare hir name spoken doth euen comfort my blood .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.154)
M. Mumbl. Sit downe to your worke Tibet like a good
girle . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.155)
Tib Talk. Nourse medle you with your spyndle and your
whirle , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.156)
No haste but good , Madge Mumblecrust , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.157)
for whip and whurre . The olde prouerbe doth say , neuer made good
furre . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.158)
M. Mumbl. Well , ye wyll sitte downe to your worke anon
, I trust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.159)
Tib Talk. Soft sire maketh sweete malte , good Madge
Mumblecrust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.160)
M. Mumbl. And sweete malte maketh ioly good ale for the
nones . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.161)
Tib Talk. Whiche will slide downe the lane without any
bones . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.162)
Cantet . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.163)
Olde browne bread crustes must haue much good mumblyng ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.164)
But good ale downe your throte hath good easie tumbling .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.165)
R. Royster . The iolyest wenche that ere I hearde ,
little mouse , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.166)
May I not reioyce that she shall dwell in my house ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.167)
Tib Talk. So sirrha , nowe this geare beginneth for to
frame . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.168)
M. Mumbl. Thanks to God , though your work stand stil ,
your to~g is not lame (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.169)
Tib Talk. And though your teeth be gone , both so sharpe
& so fine Yet your tongue can renne on patins as well as mine .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.170)
M. Mumbl. Ye were not for nought named Tyb Talke apace .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.171)
Tib Talk. Doth my talke grieue you ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.172)
Alack , God saue your grace . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.173)
M. Mumbl. I holde a grote ye will drinke anon for this
geare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.174)
Tib Talk. And I wyll not pray you the stripes for me to
beare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.175)
M. Mumbl. I holde a penny , ye will drinke without a cup
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.176)
Tib Talk. Wherein so ere ye drinke , I wote ye drinke
all vp . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.177)
An. Alyface By Cock and well sowed , my good Tibet Talke
apace . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.178)
Tib Talk. And een as well knitte my nowne Annot Alyface
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.179)
R. Royster . See what a sort she kepeth that must be my
wife . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.180)
Shall not I when I haue hir , leade a merrie life ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.181)
Tib Talk. Welcome my good wenche ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.263.182)
and sitte here by me iust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.183)
An. Alyface . And howe doth our olde beldame here , Mage
Mumblecrust ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.184)
Tib Talk. Chyde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.185)
and finde faultes , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.186)
and threaten to complaine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.187)
An. Alyface . To make vs poore girles shent to hir is
small gaine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.189)
M. Mumbl. I dyd neyther chyde , nor complaine , nor
threaten . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.190)
R. Royster . It woulde grieue my heart to see one of
them beaten . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.191)
M. Mumbl. I dyd nothyng but byd hir worke and holde hir
peace . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.192)
Tib Talk. So would I , if you coulde your clattering
ceasse : (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.193)
But the deuill can not make olde trotte holde hir tong .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.297.194)
An. Alyface . Let all these matters passe , and we three
sing a song , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.195)
So shall we pleasantly bothe the tyme beguile now , And eke dispatche
all our workes ere we can tell how . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.196)
Tib Talk. I shrew them that say nay ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.297.197)
and that shall not be I . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.198)
M. Mumbl. And I am well content . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.199)
Tib. Talk. Sing on then by and by .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.297.200)
R. Royster . And I will not away , but listen to their
song , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.201)
Yet Merygreeke and my folkes tary very long . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.202)
Tib , An , and Margerie , doe singe here .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.297.203)
Pipe mery Annot . & c. (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.204)
Trilla , Trilla . Trillarie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.205)
Worke Tibet , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.206)
worke Annot , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.207)
worke Margerie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.208)
Sewe Tibet , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.209)
knitte Annot , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.210)
spinne Margerie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.211)
Let vs see who shall winne the victorie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.212)
Tib Talk. This sleue is not willyng to be sewed I trowe
, (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.213)
A small thing might make me all in the grounde to throwe .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.297.214)
Then they sing agayne . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.215)
Pipe merrie Annot . & c. (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.216)
Trilla . Trilla . Trillarie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.217)
What Tibet , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.218)
what Annot , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.219)
what Margerie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.220)
Ye sleepe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.221)
but we doe not , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.222)
that shall we trie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.223)
Your fingers be nombde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.224)
our worke will not lie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.225)
Tib Talk. If ye doe so againe , well I would aduise you
nay . In good sooth one stoppe more , and I make holy day .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.297.226)
They sing the thirde tyme . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.227)
Pipe Mery Annot . & c. (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.228)
Trilla . Trilla . Trillarie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.229)
Nowe Tibbet , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.230)
now Annot , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.231)
nowe Margerie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.232)
Nowe whippet apace for the maystrie , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.234)
But it will not be , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.235)
our mouth is so drie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.236)
Tib Talk. Ah , eche finger is a thombe to day me thinke
, (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.237)
I care not to let all alone , choose it swimme or sinke .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.238)
They sing the fourth tyme . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.239)
Pipe Mery Annot . & c. (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.240)
Trilla . Trilla . Trillarie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.241)
When Tibet , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.242)
when Annot , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.243)
when Margerie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.244)
I will not , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.245)
I can not , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.246)
no more can I . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.247)
Then giue we all ouer , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.248)
and there let it lye . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.249)
Lette hir caste downe hir worke . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.250)
Tib Talk. There it lieth , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.251)
the worste is but a curried cote , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.252)
Tut I am vsed therto , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.253)
I care not a grote . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.254)
An. Alyface . Haue we done singyng since ; then will I
in againe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.255)
Here I founde you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.256)
and here I leaue both twaine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.257)
Exeat . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.258)
M. Mumbl. And I will not be long after : Tib Talke apace
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.259)
Tib Talk. What is the matter ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.260)
M. Mumb. Yond stode a man al this space
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.261)
And hath hearde all that euer we spake togyther .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.262)
Tib Talk. Mary the more loute he for his comming hither
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.263)
And the lesse good he can to listen maides talke .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.264)
I care not (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.265)
and I go byd him hence for to walke : (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.266)
It were well done to knowe what he maketh here away .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.267)
R. Royster . Nowe myght I speake to them , if I wist
what to say . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.268)
M. Mumbl. Nay we will go both off , and see what he is .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.269)
R. Royster . One that hath hearde all your talke and
singyng ywis . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.270)
Tib Talk. The more to blame you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.271)
a good thriftie husbande Woulde elsewhere haue had some better matters
in hande . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.272)
R. Royster . I dyd it for no harme ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.273)
but for good loue I beare , To your dame mistresse Custance , I did
your talke heare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.274)
And Mistresse nource I will kisse you for acquaintance .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.275)
M. Mumbl. I come anon sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.276)
Tib. T. Faith I would our dame Custance Sawe this geare
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.277)
M. M. I must first wipe al cleane ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.278)
yea I must . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.279)
Tib Talk. $I $'ll {TEXT:Ill} chieue it dotyng foole ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.280)
but it must be cust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.281)
M. Mumbl. God yelde you sir , $ch $ad {TEXT:chad} not so
much $ich $otte {TEXT:ichotte} not whan , Nere since $ch $was
{TEXT:chwas} bore $ch $wine {TEXT:chwine} , of such a gay gentleman .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.330.282)
R. Royster . I will kisse you too mayden for the good
will I beare you . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.284)
Tib Talk. No forsoth , by your leaue ye shall not kisse
me . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.285)
R. Royster . Yes be not afearde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.286)
I doe not disdayne you a whit . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.287)
Tib Talk. Why shoulde I feare you ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.288)
I haue not so little wit , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.289)
Ye are but a man I knowe very well . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.290)
R. R. Why then ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.291)
Tib Talk. Forsooth for I wyll not ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.292)
I vse not to kisse men . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.293)
R. Royster . I would faine kisse you too good maiden ,
if I myght . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.294)
Tib Talk. What shold that neede ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.295)
R. R. But to honor you by this light .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.296)
I vse to kisse all them that I loue to God I vowe .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.297)
Tib. Talk. Yea sir ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.298)
I pray you when dyd ye last kisse your cowe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.299)
R. Royster . Ye might be proude to kisse me , if ye were
wise . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.300)
Tib Talk. What promotion were therin ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.301)
R. R. Nourse is not so nice . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.302)
Tib Talk. Well I haue not bene taught to kissing and
licking . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.303)
R. Royster . Yet I thanke you mistresse Nourse ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.304)
ye made no sticking . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.305)
M. Mumbl. I will not sticke for a kosse with such a man
as you . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.306)
Tib Talk. They that lust : (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.307)
I will againe to my sewyng now . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.308)
An. Alyfac. Tidings hough , tidings ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.309)
dame Custance greeteth you well . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.310)
R. Royster . Whome me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.311)
An. Al. You sir ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.312)
no sir ; I do no suche tale tell . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.313)
R. Royster . But and she knewe me here .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.314)
An. Al. Tybet Talke apace , Your mistresse Custance and
mine , must speake with your grace (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.315)
Tib Talk. With me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.316)
An. Aly. Ye muste come in to hir out of all doutes .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.317)
Tib Talk. And my work not half done ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.318)
A mischief on all loutes . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.319)
Ex. am. (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.320)
R. Royster Ah good sweet nourse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.321)
M. Mumb. A good sweete gentlema~ .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.322)
R. R. what ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.323)
M. Mumbl. Nay I can not tel sir , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.324)
but what thing would you ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.325)
R. Royster . Howe dothe sweete Custance ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.326)
my heart of gold , tell me how ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.327)
M. Mumbl. She dothe very well sir ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.328)
and commaunde me to you . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.329)
R. Royster . To me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.330)
M. M. Yea to you sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.331)
R. R. To me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.332)
nurse tel me plain To me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.333)
M. Mu~mb. Ye . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.334)
R. R. That word maketh me aliue again .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.335)
M. Mumbl. She commaunde me to one last day who ere it
was . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.336)
R. Royster . That was een to me and none other by the
Masse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.337)
M. Mumbl. I can not tell you surely ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.338)
but one it was . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.339)
R. Royster . It was I and none other :
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.340)
this commeth to good passe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.341)
I promise thee nourse I fauour hir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.342)
M. Mumb. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.343)
R. Royster . Bid hir sue to me for mariage .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.364.344)
M. Mumbl. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.345)
R. Royster . And surely for thy sake she shall speede .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.398.347)
M. Mumb. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.348)
R. Royster . I shall be contented to take hir .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.398.349)
M. Mumb. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.350)
R. Royster . But at thy request and for thy sake .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.398.351)
M. Mumb. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.352)
And come hearke in thine eare what to say . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.353)
M. Mumb. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.354)
ACTUS. IIJ . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.357)
SCAENA. IIIJ . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.358)
Custance . Merygreeke . Roister Doister . C.
Custa~ce . What gaudyng and foolyng is this afore my doore ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.360)
M. Mery. May not folks be honest , pray you , though
they be pore ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.361)
C. Custa~ce . As that thing may be true , so rich folks
may be fooles , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.362)
R. Royster . Hir talke is as fine as she had learned in
schooles . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.363)
M. Mery. Looke partly towarde hir ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.365)
and drawe a little nere . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.366)
C. Custa~ce . Get ye home idle folkes .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.367)
M. M. Why may not we be here ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.368)
Nay and ye will haze , haze : (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.369)
otherwise I tell you plaine , And ye will not haze , then giue vs our
geare againe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.370)
C. Custa~ce . In deede I haue of yours much gay things
God saue all . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.371)
R. Royster . Speake gently vnto hir ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.372)
and let hir take all . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.373)
M. Mery. Ye are to tender hearted :
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.374)
shall she make vs dawes ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.375)
Nay dame , I will be plaine with you in my friends cause .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.376)
R. Royster . Let all this passe sweete heart
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.377)
and accept my $seruice {TEXT:sernice} . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.378)
C. Custa~ce . I will not be serued with a foole in no
wise , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.379)
When I choose an husbande I hope to take a man .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.380)
M. Mery. And where will ye finde one which can doe that
he can ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.381)
Now thys man towarde you being so kinde , You not to make him an
answere somewhat to his minde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.382)
C. Custa~ce . I sent him a full answere by you dyd I not
; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.383)
M. Mery. And I reported it . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.384)
C. Custance . Nay I must speake it againe .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.385)
R. Royster . No no , he tolde it all .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.386)
M. M. Was I not metely plaine ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.387)
R. Royster . Yes . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.388)
M. M. But I would not tell all , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.389)
for faith if I had With you dame Custance ere this houre it had ben bad
, And not without cause : (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.390)
for this goodly personage , Ment no lesse than to ioyne with you in
mariage . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.391)
C. Custa~ce . Let him wast no more labour nor sute about
me . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.392)
M. Mery. Ye know not where your preferment lieth I see ,
He sending you such a token , ring and letter . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.393)
C. Custa~ce . Mary here it is , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.394)
ye neuer sawe a better . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.395)
M. Mery. Let vs see your letter .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.396)
C. Custance . Holde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.397)
reade it if ye can . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.398)
And see what letter it is to winne a woman . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.399)
M. Mery. To mine owne deare coney birde , swete heart ,
and pigsny Good Mistresse Custance present these by and by ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.400)
Of this superscription do ye blame the stile ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.401)
C. Custa~ce . With the rest as good stuffe as ye redde a
great while . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.402)
M. Mery. Sweete mistresse where as I loue you nothing at
all , Regarding your substance and richesse chiefe of all , For your
personage , beautie , demeanour and wit , I commende me vnto
you neuer a whit . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.403)
Sorie to heare report of your good welfare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.404)
For as I heare say suche your conditions are , That ye
be worthie fauour of no liuing man , To be abhorred of euery honest man
. To be taken for a woman enclined to vice . Nothing at all to Vertue
gyuing hir due price , Wherfore concerning mariage , ye are thought
Suche a fine Paragon , as nere honest man bought .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.405)
And nowe by these presentes I do you aduertise That I am minded to
marrie you in no wise . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.406)
For your goodes and substance , I coulde bee content To take you as ye
are . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.407)
If ye mynde to bee my wyfe , Ye shall be assured for the tyme of my
lyfe , I will keepe ye ryght well , from good rayment and fare ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.408)
Ye shall not be kepte but in sorowe and care . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.409)
Ye shall in no wyse lyue at your owne libertie , Doe and say what ye
lust , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.410)
ye shall neuer please me , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.411)
But when ye are mery , I will be all sadde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.412)
When ye are sory , I will be very gladde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.413)
When ye seeke your heartes ease , I will be vnkinde ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.414)
At no tyme , in me shall ye muche gentlenesse finde .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.415)
But all things contrary to your will and minde , Shall be done :
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.416)
otherwise I wyll not be behinde To speake . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.417)
And as for all them that woulde do you wrong I will so helpe and
mainteyne , ye shall not lyue long . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.418)
Nor any foolishe dolte , shall cumbre you but I .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.419)
I , who ere say nay , wyll sticke by you tyll I die .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.420)
Thus good mistresse Custance , the lorde you saue and kepe , From me
Roister Doister , whether I wake or slepe . Who fauoureth you no lesse
, ye may be bolde Than this letter purporteth , which
ye haue vnfolde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.421)
C. Custa~ce . Nowe by this letter of loue ; is it not
fine ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.422)
R. Royster . By the armes of Caleys it is none of myne .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.423)
R. Royster . Fie you are fowle to blame
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.425)
this is your owne hand . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.426)
C. Custa~ce . Might not a woman be proude of such an
husbande ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.427)
M. Mery. Ah that ye would in a letter shew such despite
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.428)
R. Royster . Oh I would I had hym here , the which did
it endite . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.429)
M. Mery. Why ye made it your selfe ye tolde me by this
light . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.430)
R. Royster . Yea I ment I wrote it myne owne selfe
yesternight . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.431)
C. Custa~ce . Ywis sir , I would not haue sent you such
a mocke . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.432)
R. Royster . Ye may so take it , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.433)
but I ment it not so by cocke . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.434)
M. Mery. Who can blame this woman to fume and frette and
rage ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.435)
Tut , tut , your selfe nowe haue marde your owne marriage .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.436)
Well , yet mistresse Custance , if ye can this remitte , This gentleman
otherwise may your loue requitte . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.437)
C. Custa~ce . No God be with you both ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.438)
and seeke no more to me . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.439)
Exeat . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.440)
R. Royster . Wough , she is gone for euer ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.441)
I shall hir no more see . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.442)
M. Mery. What weepe ; fye for shame , and blubber ; for
manhods sake , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.443)
Neuer lette your foe so muche pleasure of you take .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.444)
Rather play the mans parte , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.445)
and doe loue refraine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.446)
If she despise you een despise ye hir againe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.447)
R. Royster . By gosse and for thy sake I defye hir in
deede . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.448)
M. Mery. Yea and perchaunce that way ye shall much
sooner speede , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.449)
For one madde propretie these women haue in fey ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.450)
When ye will , they will not : (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.451)
Will not ye , then will they . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.452)
Ah foolishe woman , ah moste vnluckie Custance , Ah vnfortunate woman ,
ah pieuishe Custance , Art thou to thine harmes so obstinately bent ,
That thou canst not see where lieth thine high preferment ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.453)
Canst thou not lub dis man , which coulde lub dee so well ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.454)
Art thou so much thine own foe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.455)
R. R. Thou dost the truth tell . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.456)
M. Mery. Wel I lame~t . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.457)
R. R. So do I . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.458)
M M. Wherfor ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.459)
R R. For this thing Bicause she is gone .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.460)
M. M. I mourne for an other thing .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.461)
R. Royster . What is it Merygreeke , wherfore thou dost
griefe take ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.462)
M. Mery. That I am not a woman my selfe for your sake ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.463)
I would haue you my selfe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.464)
and a strawe for yond Gill , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.465)
And mocke much of you though it were against my will .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.466)
I would not I warrant you , fall in such a rage , As so to refuse suche
a goodly personage . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.468)
R. Royster . In faith I heartily thanke thee Merygreeke
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.469)
M. Mery. And I were a woman . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.470)
R. R. Thou wouldest to me seeke .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.471)
M. Mery. For though I say it , a goodly person ye bee .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.472)
R. Royster . No , no . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.473)
M. M. Yes a goodly man as ere I dyd see .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.474)
R. Royster . No , I am a poore homely man as God made
mee . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.475)
M. Mery. By the faith that I owe to God sir , but ye bee
. (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.476)
Woulde I might for your sake , spende a thousande pound land .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.477)
R. Royster . I dare say thou wouldest haue me to thy
husbande . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.478)
M. Mery. Yea : (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.479)
And I were the fairest lady in the shiere , And knewe you as I know you
, and see you nowe here , Well I say no more . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.480)
R. R. Gramercies with all my hart .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.481)
M. Mery. But since that can not be , will ye play a wise
parte ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.482)
R. Royster . How should I ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.483)
M. M. Refraine from Custance a while now .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.484)
And I warrant hir soone right glad to seeke to you ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.485)
Ye shall see hir anon come on hir knees creeping , And pray you to be
good to hir salte teares weeping . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.486)
R. Royster . But what and she come not ;
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.487)
M. M. In faith then farewel she .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.488)
Or else if ye be wroth , ye may auenged be . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.489)
R. Royster . By cocks precious potsticke ,
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.490)
and een so I shall . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.491)
I wyll vtterly destroy hir , and house and all .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.492)
But I woulde be auenged in the meane space , On that vile scribler ,
that did my wowyng disgrace . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.493)
M. Mery. Scribler ko you
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.494)
in deede he is worthy no lesse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.495)
I will call hym to you , and ye bidde me doubtlesse .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.496)
R. Royster . Yes , for although he had as many liues ,
As a thousande widowes , and a thousande wiues , As a thousande lyons ,
and a thousand rattes , A thousande wolues , and a thousande cattes , A
thousande bulles , and a thousande calues , And a thousande legions
diuided in halues , He shall neuer scape death on my swordes point ,
Though I shoulde be torne therfore ioynt by ioynt .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.497)
M. Mery. Nay , if ye will kyll him , I will not fette
him , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.499)
I will not in so muche extremitie sette him , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.500)
He may yet amende sir , and be an honest man , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.501)
Therfore pardon him good soule , as muche as ye can .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.502)
R. Royster . Well , for thy sake , this once with his
lyfe he shall passe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.503)
But I wyll hewe hym all to pieces by the Masse .
(UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.504)
M. Mery. Nay fayth ye shall promise that he shall no
harme haue , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.505)
Else I will not fet him . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.506)
R. R. I shall so God me saue . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.507)
But I may chide him a good . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.508)
M. M. Yea that do hardely . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.509)
R. Royster . Go then . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.510)
M. M. I returne , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.511)
and bring him to you by & by . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.512)
Ex. (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.513)