Math. Mer. But is your loue tell me first , in any wise , In the way of Mariage , or of Merchandise ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.2) If it may otherwise than lawfull be founde , Ye get none of my helpe for an hundred pounde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.3) R. Royster . No by my trouth I woulde haue hir to my Wife . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.4) M. Mery. Then are ye a good man , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.5) and God saue your life , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.6) And what or who is she , with whome ye are in loue ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.7) R. Royster . A woman whome I knowe not by what meanes to moue . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.8) M. Mery. Who is it ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.9) R. R. A woman yond . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.10) M. M. What is hir name ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.11) R. Royster . Hir yo~der . yo (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.12) M. M. Who~ ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.13) R. R. Mistresse ah . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.14) M. M. Fy fy for shame Loue ye , and know not whome ; but hir yonde , a Woman , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.15) We shall then get you a Wyfe , I can not tell whan . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.16) R. Royster . The faire Woman , that supped wyth us yesternyght , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.17) And I hearde hir name twice or thrice , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.18) and had it ryght . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.19) M. Mery. Yea , ye may see ye nere take me to good cheere with you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.20) If ye had , I coulde haue tolde you hir name now . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.21) R. Royster . I was to blame in deede , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.22) but the nexte tyme perchaunce : (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.23) And she dwelleth in this house . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.24) M. M. What Christia~ Custance . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.25) R. Royster . Except I haue hir to my Wife , I shall runne madde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.26) M. Mery. Nay vnwise perhaps , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.27) but I warrant you for madde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.28) R. Royster . I am vtterly dead vnlesse I haue my desire . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.29) M. Mery. Where be the bellowes that blewe this sodeine fire ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.30) R. Royster . I heare she is worthe a thousande pounde and more . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.31) M. Mery. Yea , but learne this one lesson of me afore , (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.32) An hundred pounde of Marriage money doubtlesse , Is euer thirtie pounde sterlyng , or somewhat lesse , So that hir Thousande pounde yf she be thriftie , Is muche neere aboute two hundred and fiftie , Howebeit wowers and Widowes are neuer poore . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.33) R. Royster . Is she a Widowe ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.34) I loue hir better therefore . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.35) M. Mery. But I heare she hath made promise to another . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.36) R. Royster . He shall goe without hir , and he were my brother . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.37) M. Mery. I haue hearde say , I am right well aduised , That she hath to Gawyn Goodlucke promised . (UDALL-E1-H,L.131.38) R. Royster . What is that Gawyn Goodlucke ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.40) M. M. a Merchant man . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.41) R. Royster . Shall he speede afore me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.42) nay sir by sweete Sainct Anne . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.43) Ah sir , Backare quod Mortimer to his sowe , I wyll haue hir myne owne selfe I make God a vow . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.44) For I tell thee , she is worthe a thousande pounde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.45) M. Mery. Yet a fitter wife for your maship might be founde : (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.46) Suche a goodly man as you , might get one wyth lande , Besides poundes of golde a thousande and a thousande , And a thousande , and a thousande , and a thousande , And so to the summe of twentie hundred thousande , (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.47) Your most goodly personage is worthie of no lesse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.48) R. Royster . I am sorie God made me so comely doubtlesse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.49) For that maketh me eche where so highly fauoured , And all women on me so enamoured . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.50) M. Mery. Enamoured quod you ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.51) haue ye spied out that ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.52) Ah sir , mary nowe I see you know what is what . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.53) Enamoured ka ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.54) mary sir say that againe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.55) But I thought not ye had marked it so plaine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.56) R. Royster . Yes , eche where they gaze all vpon me (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.57) and stare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.58) M. Mery. Yea malkyn , I warrant you as muche as they dare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.59) And ye will not beleue what they say in the streete , When your mashyp passeth by all such as I meete , That sometimes I can scarce finde what aunswere to make . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.60) Who is this sayth one sir Launcelot du lake ? (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.61) Who is this , greate Guy of Warwike , sayth an other ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.62) No say I it is the thirtenth Hercules brother . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.63) Who is this ; noble Hector of Troy , sayth the thirde ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.64) No , but of the same nest say I (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.65) it is a birde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.66) Who is this ; greate Goliah , Sampson , or Colbrande ? (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.67) No say I but it is a brute of the Alie lande . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.68) Who is this ; greate Alexander ? or Charle le Maigne ? (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.69) No , it is the tenth Worthie , say I to them agayne : (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.70) I knowe not if I sayd well . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.71) R. R. Yes for so I am . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.72) M. Mery. Yea , for there were but nine worthies before ye came . (UDALL-E1-H,L.165.73) To some others , the thirde Cato I doe you call . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.75) And so as well as I can I aunswere them all . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.76) Sir I pray you , what lorde or great gentleman is this ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.77) Maister Ralph Roister Doister dame say I , ywis . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.78) O Lorde sayth she than what a goodly man it is , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.79) Woulde Christ I had such a husbande as he is . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.80) O Lorde say some that the sight of his face we lacke : (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.81) It is inough for you say I to see his backe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.82) His face is for ladies of high and noble parages , With whome he hardly scapeth great mariages . With muche more than this , and much otherwise . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.83) R. Royster . I can thee thanke that thou canst suche answeres deuise : (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.84) But I perceyue thou doste me throughly knowe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.85) M. Mery. I marke your maners for myne owne learnyng I trowe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.86) But suche is your beautie , and suche are your actes , Suche is your personage , and suche are your factes , That all women faire and fowle , more and lesse , They eye you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.87) they lubbe you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.88) they talke of you doubtlesse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.89) Your peasant looke maketh them all merie , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.90) Ye passe not by , but they laugh till they be werie , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.91) Yea and money coulde I haue the truthe to tell , Of many , to bryng you that way where they dwell . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.92) R. Royster . Merygreeke for this thy reporting well of mee : M. Mery. What shoulde I else sir , it is my duetie pardee . R. Royster . I promise thou shalt not lacke , while I haue a grote . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.93) M. Mery. Faith sir , and I nere had more nede of a newe cote . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.94) R. Royster . Thou shalte haue one to morowe , and golde for to spende . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.95) M. Mery. Then I trust to bring the day to a good ende . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.96) For as for mine owne parte hauing money inowe , I coulde lyue onely with the remembrance of you . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.97) But nowe to your Widowe whome you loue so hotte . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.98) R. Royster . By cocke thou sayest truthe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.99) I had almost forgotte . (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.100) M. Mery. What if Christian Custance will not haue you (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.101) what ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.102) R. Roister . Haue me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.103) yes I warrant you , neuer doubt of that , (UDALL-E1-H,L.199.104) I knowe she loueth me , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.106) but she dare not speake . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.107) M. Mery. In deede meete it were some body shoud it breake . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.108) R. Roister . She looked on me twentie tymes yesternight , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.109) And laughed so . M. M. That she coulde not sitte upright , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.110) R. Roister . No faith coulde she not . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.111) M. M. No euen such a thing I cast . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.112) R. Royster . But for wowyng thou knowest women are shamefast . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.113) But and she knewe my minde , I knowe she would be glad , And thinke it the best chaunce that euer she had . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.114) M. Mery. Too hir then like a man , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.115) and be bolde forth to starte , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.116) Wowers neuer speede well , that haue a false harte . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.117) R. Roister . What may I best doe ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.118) M. M. Sir remaine ye a while , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.119) Ere long one or other of hir house will appere . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.120) Ye knowe my minde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.121) R. R. Yea now hardly lette me alone . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.122) M. Mery. In the meane time sir , if you please , I wyll home , And call your Musitians , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.123) for in this your case It would sette you forth , and all your wowyng grace , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.124) Ye may not lacke your instrumentes to play and sing . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.125) R. Royster . Thou knowest I can doe that . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.126) M. M. As well as any thing . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.127) Shall I go call your folkes , that ye may shewe a cast ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.128) R. Royster . Yea runne I beseeche thee in all possible haste . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.129) M. Mery. I goe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.130) Exeat . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.131) R. R. Yea for I loue singyng out of measure , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.132) It comforteth my spirites (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.133) and doth me great pleasure . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.134) But who commeth forth yond from my swete hearte Custance ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.135) My matter frameth well , (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.136) thys is a luckie chaunce . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.137) ACTUS. J . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.139) SCAENA. IIJ . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.140) Mage Mumble crust , spinning on the distaffe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.142) Tibet Talk apace , sowyng . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.143) Annot Alyface knittyng . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.144) R Roister . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.145) M. Mumbl. If thys distaffe were spoonne Margerie Mumblecrust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.146) Tib Talk. Where good stale ale is will drinke no water I trust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.147) M. Mumbl. Dame Custance hath promised vs good ale and white bread . (UDALL-E1-H,L.233.148) Tib Talk. If she kepe not promise , I will beshrewe hir head : (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.150) But it will be starke nyght before I shall haue done . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.151) R. Royster . I will stande here a while , and talke with them anon , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.152) I heare them speake of Custance , which doth my heart good , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.153) To heare hir name spoken doth euen comfort my blood . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.154) M. Mumbl. Sit downe to your worke Tibet like a good girle . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.155) Tib Talk. Nourse medle you with your spyndle and your whirle , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.156) No haste but good , Madge Mumblecrust , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.157) for whip and whurre . The olde prouerbe doth say , neuer made good furre . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.158) M. Mumbl. Well , ye wyll sitte downe to your worke anon , I trust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.159) Tib Talk. Soft sire maketh sweete malte , good Madge Mumblecrust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.160) M. Mumbl. And sweete malte maketh ioly good ale for the nones . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.161) Tib Talk. Whiche will slide downe the lane without any bones . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.162) Cantet . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.163) Olde browne bread crustes must haue much good mumblyng , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.164) But good ale downe your throte hath good easie tumbling . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.165) R. Royster . The iolyest wenche that ere I hearde , little mouse , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.166) May I not reioyce that she shall dwell in my house ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.167) Tib Talk. So sirrha , nowe this geare beginneth for to frame . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.168) M. Mumbl. Thanks to God , though your work stand stil , your to~g is not lame (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.169) Tib Talk. And though your teeth be gone , both so sharpe & so fine Yet your tongue can renne on patins as well as mine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.170) M. Mumbl. Ye were not for nought named Tyb Talke apace . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.171) Tib Talk. Doth my talke grieue you ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.172) Alack , God saue your grace . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.173) M. Mumbl. I holde a grote ye will drinke anon for this geare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.174) Tib Talk. And I wyll not pray you the stripes for me to beare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.175) M. Mumbl. I holde a penny , ye will drinke without a cup . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.176) Tib Talk. Wherein so ere ye drinke , I wote ye drinke all vp . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.177) An. Alyface By Cock and well sowed , my good Tibet Talke apace . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.178) Tib Talk. And een as well knitte my nowne Annot Alyface . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.179) R. Royster . See what a sort she kepeth that must be my wife . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.180) Shall not I when I haue hir , leade a merrie life ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.181) Tib Talk. Welcome my good wenche , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.182) and sitte here by me iust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.183) An. Alyface . And howe doth our olde beldame here , Mage Mumblecrust ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.184) Tib Talk. Chyde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.185) and finde faultes , (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.186) and threaten to complaine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.263.187) An. Alyface . To make vs poore girles shent to hir is small gaine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.189) M. Mumbl. I dyd neyther chyde , nor complaine , nor threaten . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.190) R. Royster . It woulde grieue my heart to see one of them beaten . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.191) M. Mumbl. I dyd nothyng but byd hir worke and holde hir peace . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.192) Tib Talk. So would I , if you coulde your clattering ceasse : (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.193) But the deuill can not make olde trotte holde hir tong . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.194) An. Alyface . Let all these matters passe , and we three sing a song , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.195) So shall we pleasantly bothe the tyme beguile now , And eke dispatche all our workes ere we can tell how . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.196) Tib Talk. I shrew them that say nay , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.197) and that shall not be I . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.198) M. Mumbl. And I am well content . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.199) Tib. Talk. Sing on then by and by . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.200) R. Royster . And I will not away , but listen to their song , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.201) Yet Merygreeke and my folkes tary very long . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.202) Tib , An , and Margerie , doe singe here . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.203) Pipe mery Annot . & c. (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.204) Trilla , Trilla . Trillarie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.205) Worke Tibet , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.206) worke Annot , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.207) worke Margerie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.208) Sewe Tibet , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.209) knitte Annot , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.210) spinne Margerie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.211) Let vs see who shall winne the victorie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.212) Tib Talk. This sleue is not willyng to be sewed I trowe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.213) A small thing might make me all in the grounde to throwe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.214) Then they sing agayne . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.215) Pipe merrie Annot . & c. (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.216) Trilla . Trilla . Trillarie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.217) What Tibet , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.218) what Annot , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.219) what Margerie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.220) Ye sleepe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.221) but we doe not , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.222) that shall we trie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.223) Your fingers be nombde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.224) our worke will not lie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.225) Tib Talk. If ye doe so againe , well I would aduise you nay . In good sooth one stoppe more , and I make holy day . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.226) They sing the thirde tyme . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.227) Pipe Mery Annot . & c. (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.228) Trilla . Trilla . Trillarie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.229) Nowe Tibbet , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.230) now Annot , (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.231) nowe Margerie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.297.232) Nowe whippet apace for the maystrie , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.234) But it will not be , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.235) our mouth is so drie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.236) Tib Talk. Ah , eche finger is a thombe to day me thinke , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.237) I care not to let all alone , choose it swimme or sinke . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.238) They sing the fourth tyme . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.239) Pipe Mery Annot . & c. (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.240) Trilla . Trilla . Trillarie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.241) When Tibet , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.242) when Annot , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.243) when Margerie . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.244) I will not , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.245) I can not , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.246) no more can I . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.247) Then giue we all ouer , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.248) and there let it lye . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.249) Lette hir caste downe hir worke . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.250) Tib Talk. There it lieth , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.251) the worste is but a curried cote , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.252) Tut I am vsed therto , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.253) I care not a grote . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.254) An. Alyface . Haue we done singyng since ; then will I in againe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.255) Here I founde you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.256) and here I leaue both twaine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.257) Exeat . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.258) M. Mumbl. And I will not be long after : Tib Talke apace . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.259) Tib Talk. What is the matter ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.260) M. Mumb. Yond stode a man al this space (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.261) And hath hearde all that euer we spake togyther . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.262) Tib Talk. Mary the more loute he for his comming hither . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.263) And the lesse good he can to listen maides talke . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.264) I care not (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.265) and I go byd him hence for to walke : (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.266) It were well done to knowe what he maketh here away . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.267) R. Royster . Nowe myght I speake to them , if I wist what to say . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.268) M. Mumbl. Nay we will go both off , and see what he is . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.269) R. Royster . One that hath hearde all your talke and singyng ywis . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.270) Tib Talk. The more to blame you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.271) a good thriftie husbande Woulde elsewhere haue had some better matters in hande . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.272) R. Royster . I dyd it for no harme , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.273) but for good loue I beare , To your dame mistresse Custance , I did your talke heare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.274) And Mistresse nource I will kisse you for acquaintance . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.275) M. Mumbl. I come anon sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.276) Tib. T. Faith I would our dame Custance Sawe this geare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.277) M. M. I must first wipe al cleane , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.278) yea I must . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.279) Tib Talk. $I $'ll {TEXT:Ill} chieue it dotyng foole , (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.280) but it must be cust . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.281) M. Mumbl. God yelde you sir , $ch $ad {TEXT:chad} not so much $ich $otte {TEXT:ichotte} not whan , Nere since $ch $was {TEXT:chwas} bore $ch $wine {TEXT:chwine} , of such a gay gentleman . (UDALL-E1-H,L.330.282) R. Royster . I will kisse you too mayden for the good will I beare you . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.284) Tib Talk. No forsoth , by your leaue ye shall not kisse me . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.285) R. Royster . Yes be not afearde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.286) I doe not disdayne you a whit . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.287) Tib Talk. Why shoulde I feare you ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.288) I haue not so little wit , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.289) Ye are but a man I knowe very well . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.290) R. R. Why then ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.291) Tib Talk. Forsooth for I wyll not , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.292) I vse not to kisse men . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.293) R. Royster . I would faine kisse you too good maiden , if I myght . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.294) Tib Talk. What shold that neede ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.295) R. R. But to honor you by this light . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.296) I vse to kisse all them that I loue to God I vowe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.297) Tib. Talk. Yea sir ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.298) I pray you when dyd ye last kisse your cowe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.299) R. Royster . Ye might be proude to kisse me , if ye were wise . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.300) Tib Talk. What promotion were therin ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.301) R. R. Nourse is not so nice . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.302) Tib Talk. Well I haue not bene taught to kissing and licking . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.303) R. Royster . Yet I thanke you mistresse Nourse , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.304) ye made no sticking . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.305) M. Mumbl. I will not sticke for a kosse with such a man as you . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.306) Tib Talk. They that lust : (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.307) I will againe to my sewyng now . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.308) An. Alyfac. Tidings hough , tidings , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.309) dame Custance greeteth you well . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.310) R. Royster . Whome me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.311) An. Al. You sir ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.312) no sir ; I do no suche tale tell . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.313) R. Royster . But and she knewe me here . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.314) An. Al. Tybet Talke apace , Your mistresse Custance and mine , must speake with your grace (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.315) Tib Talk. With me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.316) An. Aly. Ye muste come in to hir out of all doutes . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.317) Tib Talk. And my work not half done ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.318) A mischief on all loutes . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.319) Ex. am. (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.320) R. Royster Ah good sweet nourse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.321) M. Mumb. A good sweete gentlema~ . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.322) R. R. what ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.323) M. Mumbl. Nay I can not tel sir , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.324) but what thing would you ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.325) R. Royster . Howe dothe sweete Custance , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.326) my heart of gold , tell me how ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.327) M. Mumbl. She dothe very well sir , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.328) and commaunde me to you . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.329) R. Royster . To me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.330) M. M. Yea to you sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.331) R. R. To me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.332) nurse tel me plain To me ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.333) M. Mu~mb. Ye . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.334) R. R. That word maketh me aliue again . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.335) M. Mumbl. She commaunde me to one last day who ere it was . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.336) R. Royster . That was een to me and none other by the Masse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.337) M. Mumbl. I can not tell you surely , (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.338) but one it was . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.339) R. Royster . It was I and none other : (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.340) this commeth to good passe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.341) I promise thee nourse I fauour hir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.342) M. Mumb. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.343) R. Royster . Bid hir sue to me for mariage . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.344) M. Mumbl. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.364.345) R. Royster . And surely for thy sake she shall speede . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.347) M. Mumb. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.348) R. Royster . I shall be contented to take hir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.349) M. Mumb. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.350) R. Royster . But at thy request and for thy sake . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.351) M. Mumb. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.352) And come hearke in thine eare what to say . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.353) M. Mumb. Een so sir . (UDALL-E1-H,L.398.354) ACTUS. IIJ . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.357) SCAENA. IIIJ . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.358) Custance . Merygreeke . Roister Doister . C. Custa~ce . What gaudyng and foolyng is this afore my doore ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.360) M. Mery. May not folks be honest , pray you , though they be pore ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.361) C. Custa~ce . As that thing may be true , so rich folks may be fooles , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.362) R. Royster . Hir talke is as fine as she had learned in schooles . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1037.363) M. Mery. Looke partly towarde hir , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.365) and drawe a little nere . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.366) C. Custa~ce . Get ye home idle folkes . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.367) M. M. Why may not we be here ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.368) Nay and ye will haze , haze : (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.369) otherwise I tell you plaine , And ye will not haze , then giue vs our geare againe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.370) C. Custa~ce . In deede I haue of yours much gay things God saue all . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.371) R. Royster . Speake gently vnto hir , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.372) and let hir take all . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.373) M. Mery. Ye are to tender hearted : (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.374) shall she make vs dawes ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.375) Nay dame , I will be plaine with you in my friends cause . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.376) R. Royster . Let all this passe sweete heart (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.377) and accept my $seruice {TEXT:sernice} . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.378) C. Custa~ce . I will not be serued with a foole in no wise , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.379) When I choose an husbande I hope to take a man . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.380) M. Mery. And where will ye finde one which can doe that he can ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.381) Now thys man towarde you being so kinde , You not to make him an answere somewhat to his minde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.382) C. Custa~ce . I sent him a full answere by you dyd I not ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.383) M. Mery. And I reported it . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.384) C. Custance . Nay I must speake it againe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.385) R. Royster . No no , he tolde it all . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.386) M. M. Was I not metely plaine ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.387) R. Royster . Yes . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.388) M. M. But I would not tell all , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.389) for faith if I had With you dame Custance ere this houre it had ben bad , And not without cause : (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.390) for this goodly personage , Ment no lesse than to ioyne with you in mariage . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.391) C. Custa~ce . Let him wast no more labour nor sute about me . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.392) M. Mery. Ye know not where your preferment lieth I see , He sending you such a token , ring and letter . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.393) C. Custa~ce . Mary here it is , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.394) ye neuer sawe a better . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.395) M. Mery. Let vs see your letter . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.396) C. Custance . Holde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.397) reade it if ye can . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.398) And see what letter it is to winne a woman . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.399) M. Mery. To mine owne deare coney birde , swete heart , and pigsny Good Mistresse Custance present these by and by , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.400) Of this superscription do ye blame the stile ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.401) C. Custa~ce . With the rest as good stuffe as ye redde a great while . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1043.402) M. Mery. Sweete mistresse where as I loue you nothing at all , Regarding your substance and richesse chiefe of all , For your personage , beautie , demeanour and wit , I commende me vnto you neuer a whit . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.403) Sorie to heare report of your good welfare . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.404) For as I heare say suche your conditions are , That ye be worthie fauour of no liuing man , To be abhorred of euery honest man . To be taken for a woman enclined to vice . Nothing at all to Vertue gyuing hir due price , Wherfore concerning mariage , ye are thought Suche a fine Paragon , as nere honest man bought . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.405) And nowe by these presentes I do you aduertise That I am minded to marrie you in no wise . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.406) For your goodes and substance , I coulde bee content To take you as ye are . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.407) If ye mynde to bee my wyfe , Ye shall be assured for the tyme of my lyfe , I will keepe ye ryght well , from good rayment and fare , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.408) Ye shall not be kepte but in sorowe and care . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.409) Ye shall in no wyse lyue at your owne libertie , Doe and say what ye lust , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.410) ye shall neuer please me , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.411) But when ye are mery , I will be all sadde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.412) When ye are sory , I will be very gladde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.413) When ye seeke your heartes ease , I will be vnkinde , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.414) At no tyme , in me shall ye muche gentlenesse finde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.415) But all things contrary to your will and minde , Shall be done : (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.416) otherwise I wyll not be behinde To speake . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.417) And as for all them that woulde do you wrong I will so helpe and mainteyne , ye shall not lyue long . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.418) Nor any foolishe dolte , shall cumbre you but I . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.419) I , who ere say nay , wyll sticke by you tyll I die . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.420) Thus good mistresse Custance , the lorde you saue and kepe , From me Roister Doister , whether I wake or slepe . Who fauoureth you no lesse , ye may be bolde Than this letter purporteth , which ye haue vnfolde . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.421) C. Custa~ce . Nowe by this letter of loue ; is it not fine ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.422) R. Royster . By the armes of Caleys it is none of myne . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1077.423) R. Royster . Fie you are fowle to blame (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.425) this is your owne hand . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.426) C. Custa~ce . Might not a woman be proude of such an husbande ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.427) M. Mery. Ah that ye would in a letter shew such despite . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.428) R. Royster . Oh I would I had hym here , the which did it endite . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.429) M. Mery. Why ye made it your selfe ye tolde me by this light . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.430) R. Royster . Yea I ment I wrote it myne owne selfe yesternight . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.431) C. Custa~ce . Ywis sir , I would not haue sent you such a mocke . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.432) R. Royster . Ye may so take it , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.433) but I ment it not so by cocke . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.434) M. Mery. Who can blame this woman to fume and frette and rage ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.435) Tut , tut , your selfe nowe haue marde your owne marriage . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.436) Well , yet mistresse Custance , if ye can this remitte , This gentleman otherwise may your loue requitte . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.437) C. Custa~ce . No God be with you both , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.438) and seeke no more to me . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.439) Exeat . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.440) R. Royster . Wough , she is gone for euer , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.441) I shall hir no more see . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.442) M. Mery. What weepe ; fye for shame , and blubber ; for manhods sake , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.443) Neuer lette your foe so muche pleasure of you take . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.444) Rather play the mans parte , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.445) and doe loue refraine . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.446) If she despise you een despise ye hir againe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.447) R. Royster . By gosse and for thy sake I defye hir in deede . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.448) M. Mery. Yea and perchaunce that way ye shall much sooner speede , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.449) For one madde propretie these women haue in fey , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.450) When ye will , they will not : (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.451) Will not ye , then will they . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.452) Ah foolishe woman , ah moste vnluckie Custance , Ah vnfortunate woman , ah pieuishe Custance , Art thou to thine harmes so obstinately bent , That thou canst not see where lieth thine high preferment ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.453) Canst thou not lub dis man , which coulde lub dee so well ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.454) Art thou so much thine own foe . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.455) R. R. Thou dost the truth tell . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.456) M. Mery. Wel I lame~t . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.457) R. R. So do I . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.458) M M. Wherfor ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.459) R R. For this thing Bicause she is gone . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.460) M. M. I mourne for an other thing . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.461) R. Royster . What is it Merygreeke , wherfore thou dost griefe take ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.462) M. Mery. That I am not a woman my selfe for your sake , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.463) I would haue you my selfe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.464) and a strawe for yond Gill , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.465) And mocke much of you though it were against my will . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1111.466) I would not I warrant you , fall in such a rage , As so to refuse suche a goodly personage . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.468) R. Royster . In faith I heartily thanke thee Merygreeke . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.469) M. Mery. And I were a woman . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.470) R. R. Thou wouldest to me seeke . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.471) M. Mery. For though I say it , a goodly person ye bee . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.472) R. Royster . No , no . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.473) M. M. Yes a goodly man as ere I dyd see . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.474) R. Royster . No , I am a poore homely man as God made mee . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.475) M. Mery. By the faith that I owe to God sir , but ye bee . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.476) Woulde I might for your sake , spende a thousande pound land . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.477) R. Royster . I dare say thou wouldest haue me to thy husbande . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.478) M. Mery. Yea : (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.479) And I were the fairest lady in the shiere , And knewe you as I know you , and see you nowe here , Well I say no more . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.480) R. R. Gramercies with all my hart . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.481) M. Mery. But since that can not be , will ye play a wise parte ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.482) R. Royster . How should I ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.483) M. M. Refraine from Custance a while now . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.484) And I warrant hir soone right glad to seeke to you , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.485) Ye shall see hir anon come on hir knees creeping , And pray you to be good to hir salte teares weeping . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.486) R. Royster . But what and she come not ; (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.487) M. M. In faith then farewel she . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.488) Or else if ye be wroth , ye may auenged be . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.489) R. Royster . By cocks precious potsticke , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.490) and een so I shall . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.491) I wyll vtterly destroy hir , and house and all . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.492) But I woulde be auenged in the meane space , On that vile scribler , that did my wowyng disgrace . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.493) M. Mery. Scribler ko you (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.494) in deede he is worthy no lesse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.495) I will call hym to you , and ye bidde me doubtlesse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.496) R. Royster . Yes , for although he had as many liues , As a thousande widowes , and a thousande wiues , As a thousande lyons , and a thousand rattes , A thousande wolues , and a thousande cattes , A thousande bulles , and a thousande calues , And a thousande legions diuided in halues , He shall neuer scape death on my swordes point , Though I shoulde be torne therfore ioynt by ioynt . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1145.497) M. Mery. Nay , if ye will kyll him , I will not fette him , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.499) I will not in so muche extremitie sette him , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.500) He may yet amende sir , and be an honest man , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.501) Therfore pardon him good soule , as muche as ye can . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.502) R. Royster . Well , for thy sake , this once with his lyfe he shall passe , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.503) But I wyll hewe hym all to pieces by the Masse . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.504) M. Mery. Nay fayth ye shall promise that he shall no harme haue , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.505) Else I will not fet him . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.506) R. R. I shall so God me saue . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.507) But I may chide him a good . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.508) M. M. Yea that do hardely . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.509) R. Royster . Go then . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.510) M. M. I returne , (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.511) and bring him to you by & by . (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.512) Ex. (UDALL-E1-H,L.1179.513)