The Merry Wiues of Windsor (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.3) Actus primus , Scena prima . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.4) Enter Iustice Shallow , Slender , Sir Hugh Euans , Master Page , Falstoffe , Bardolph , Nym , Pistoll , Anne Page , Mistresse Ford , Mistresse Page , Simple . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.6) Shallow . Sir Hugh , perswade me not : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.7) I will make a Star-Chamber matter of it , if hee were twenty Sir Iohn Falstoffs , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.8) he shall not abuse Robert Shallow Esquire . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.9) Slen. In the Country of Glocester , Iustice of Peace and Coram . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.10) Shal. I Cosen Slender and Cust-alorum . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.11) Slen. I , and Rato lorum too ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.12) and a Gentleman borne Master Parson who writes himselfe Armigere , in any Bill , Warrant , Quittance , or Obligation , Armigere . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.13) Shal. I that I doe , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.14) and haue done any time these three hundred yeeres . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.15) Slen. All his successors gone before him hath $don' $'t {TEXT:don't} : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.16) and all his Ancestors that come after him may : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.17) they may giue the dozen white Luces in their Coate . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.18) Shal. It is an olde Coate . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.19) Euans . The dozen white Lowses doe become an old Coate . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.20) Slen. I may quarter Coz . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.21) Shal. You may , by marrying . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.22) Euans . It is marring indeed , if he quarter it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.23) Shal. Not a whit . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.24) Euan. Yes per-lady : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.25) if he ha's a quarter of your coat , there is but three Skirts for your selfe , in my simple coniectures ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.26) but that is all one : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.27) if Sir Iohn Falstaffe haue committed disparagements vnto you , I am of the Church (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.28) and will be glad to do my beneuolence , to make attonements and compromises betweene you . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.29) Shal. The Councell shall heare it , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.30) it is a Riot . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.31) Euan. It is not meet the Councell heare a Riot : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.32) there is no feare of Got in a Riot : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.33) The Councell look you shall desire to heare the feare of Got , and not to heare a Riot : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.34) take your viza-ments in that . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.35) Shal. Ha ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.36) $on $my {TEXT:o'my} life , if I were yong againe , the sword should end it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.37) Euans . It is petter that friends is the sword , and end it : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.38) and there is also another deuice in my praine , which peraduenture prings goot discretions with it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.39) There is Anne Page , which is daughter to Master Thomas Page , which is pretty virginity . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.40) Slen. Mistris Anne Page ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.41) She has browne hair , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.42) and speaks small like a woman . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C1.43) Euans . It is that ferry person for all the orld , as iust as you desire , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.45) and seuen hundred pounds of Moneyes , and Gold , and Siluer , is her Grand-sire vpon his deathsbed , Got deliuer to a ioyfull resurrections giue , when she is able to ouertake seuenteene yeeres old . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.46) It were a goot motion , if we leaue our pribbles and prabbles , and desire a marriage betweene Master Abraham , and Mistris Anne Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.47) Slen. Did her Grand-sire leaue her seauen hundred pound ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.48) Euan. I , and her father is make her a petter penny . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.49) Slen. I know the young Gentlewoman , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.50) she has good gifts . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.51) Euan. Seuen hundred pounds , and possibilities , is goot gifts . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.52) Shal. Wel , let vs see honest M=r= Page : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.53) is Falstaffe there ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.54) Euan. Shall I tell you a lye ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.55) I doe despise a lyer , as I true : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.56) the Knight Sir Iohn is there , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.57) and I beseech you be ruled by your well-willers : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.58) I will peat the doore for M=r=. Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.59) What hoa ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.60) $Got $plesse {TEXT:Got-plesse} your houst heere . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.61) M=r=. Page . $Who $'s {TEXT:Who's} there ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.62) Euan. Here is go't's plessing and your friend , and Iustice Shallow , and heere yong Master Slender : that peraduentures shall tell you another tale , if matters grow to your likings . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.63) M=r= Page . I am glad to see your Worships well ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.64) I thanke you for my Venison Master Shallow . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.65) Shal. Master Page , I am glad to see you : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.66) much good doe it your good heart : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.67) I wish'd your Venison better , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.68) it was ill killd : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.69) how doth good Mistresse Page ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.70) and I thank you alwaies with my heart , la : with my heart . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.71) M. Page Sir , I thanke you . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.72) Shal. Sir , I thanke you : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.73) by yea , and no I doe . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.74) M. Pa. I am glad to see you , good Master Slender . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.75) Slen. How do's your fallow Greyhound , Sir , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.76) I heard say he was out-run on Cotsall . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.77) M. Pa. It could not be iudg'd , Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.78) Slen. $You $'ll {TEXT:You'll} not confesse : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.79) $you $'ll {TEXT:you'll} not confesse . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.80) Shal. That he will not , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.81) $'t $is$ {TEXT:'tis} your fault , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.82) $'t $is$ {TEXT:'tis} your fault : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.83) $'t $is$ {TEXT:'tis} a good dogge . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.84) M. Pa. A Cur , Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.85) Shal. Sir , $he $'s {TEXT:hee's} a good dog , and a faire dog , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.86) can there be more said ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.87) he is good , and faire . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.88) Is Sir Iohn Falstaffe heere ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.89) M. Pa. Sir , hee is within : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.90) and I would I would doe a good office betweene you . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.91) Euan. It is spoke as a Christians ought to speake . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.92) Shal. He hath wrong'd me Master Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.93) M. Pa. Sir , he doth in some sort confesse it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,39,C2.94) Shal. If it be confessed , it is not redressed ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.96) is not that so M. Page ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.97) he hath wrong'd me , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.98) indeed he hath , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.99) at a word he hath : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.100) beleeue me , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.101) Robert Shallow Esquire , saith he is wronged . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.102) Ma. Pa. Here comes Sir Iohn . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.103) Fal. Now , Master Shallow , $you $'ll {TEXT:you'll} complaine of me to the King ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.104) Shal. Knight , you have beaten my men , kill'd my deere , and broke open my Lodge . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.105) Fal. But not kiss'd your Keepers daughter ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.106) Shal. Tut , a pin : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.107) this shall be answer'd . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.108) Fal. I will answere it strait , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.109) I haue done all this : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.110) That is now answer'd . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.111) Shal. The Councell shall know this . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.112) Fal. $'T $were {TEXT:'Twere} better for you if it were known in a councell : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.113) $you $'ll {TEXT:you'll} be laugh'd at . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.114) Eu. Pauca verba ; Sir Iohn good worts . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.115) Fal. Good worts ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.116) good Cabidge ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.117) Slender , I broke your head : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.118) what matter haue you against me ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.119) Slen. Marry sir , I haue matter in my head against you , and against your cony-catching Rascalls , Bardolf , Nym , and Pistall . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.120) Bar. You Banbery Cheese . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.121) Slen. I , it is no matter . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.122) Pist. How now , Mephostophilus ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.123) Slen. I , it is no matter . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.124) Nym . Slice , I say ; pauca , pauca : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.125) Slice , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.126) $that $'s {TEXT:that's} my humor . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.127) Slen. $Where $'s {TEXT:Where's} Simple my man ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.128) can you tell , Cosen ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.129) Eua. Peace , I pray you : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.130) now let vs vnderstand : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.131) there is three Vmpires in this matter , as I vnderstand ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.132) that is , Master Page fidelicet Master Page , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.133) & there is my selfe , fidelicet my selfe (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.134) and the three party is lastly , and finally mine Host of the Garter . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.135) Ma. Pa. (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.136) Wee three to hear it , & end it between them . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.137) Euan. Ferry goo't , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.138) I will make a priefe of it in my note-booke , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.139) and we wil afterwards orke vpon the cause , with as great discreetly as we can . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.140) Fal. Pistoll . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.141) Pist. He heares with eares . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.142) Euan. The Teuill and his Tam : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.143) what phrase is this ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.144) he heares with eare ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.145) why , it is affectations . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.146) Fal. Pistoll , did you picke M. Slenders purse ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.147) Slen. I , by these gloues did hee , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.148) or I would I might neuer come in mine own great chamber againe else , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.149) of seauen groates in mill-sixpences , and two Edward Shouelboords , that cost me two shilling and two pence a peece of Tead Miller : by these gloues . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.150) Fal. Is this true , Pistoll ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.151) Euan. No , it is false , if it is a picke-purse . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.152) Pist. Ha , thou mountaine Forreyner : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.153) Sir Iohn , and Master mine , I combat challenge of the Latine Bilboe : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.154) word of denial in thy labras here , word of denial ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.155) froth , and seum thou liest . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.156) Slen. By these gloues , then $'t $was$ {TEXT:'twas} he . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.157) Nym . Be auis'd sir , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.158) and passe good humours : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.159) I will say marry trap with you , if you runne the nut-hooks humor on me , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.160) that is the very note of it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.161) Slen. By this hat , then he in the red face had it : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.162) for though I $can $not {TEXT:cannot} remember what I did when you made me drunke , yet I am not altogether an asse . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.163) Fal. What say you Scarlet , and Iohn ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.164) Bar. Why sir , for my part , I say the Gentleman had drunke himselfe out of his fiue sentences . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.165) Eu. It is fiue sences : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.166) fie , what the ignorance is . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.167) Bar. And being fap , sir , was as they say casheerd : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.168) and so conclusions past the Car-eires . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C1.169) Slen. I , you spake in Latten then to : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.171) but $'t $is$ {TEXT:'tis} no matter ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.172) $I $'ll {TEXT:Ile} nere be drunk whilst I liue againe , but in honest , ciuill , godly company for this tricke : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.173) if I be drunk , $I $'ll {TEXT:Ile} be drunke with those that haue the feare of God , and not with drunken knaues . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.174) Euan. So $got $udge {TEXT:got-udge} me , that is a vertuous minde . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.175) Fal. You heare all these matters deni'd , Gentlemen ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.176) you heare it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.177) M=r= Page . Nay daughter , carry the wine in , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.178) $we $'ll {TEXT:wee'll} drinke within . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.179) Slen. Oh heauen : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.180) This is Mistresse Anne Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.181) M=r=. Page how now Mistris Ford ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.182) Fal. Mistris Ford , by my troth you are very wel met : by your leaue good Mistris . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.183) M=r= Page . Wife , bid these gentlemen welcome : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.184) come , we haue a hot Venison pasty to dinner ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.185) Come gentlemen , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.186) I hope we shall drinke down all vnkindnesse . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.187) Slen. I had rather then forty shillings I had my booke of Songs and Sonnets heere : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.188) How now Simple , where haue you beene ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.189) I must wait on my selfe , must I ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.190) you haue not the booke of Riddles about you , haue you ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.191) Sim. Booke of Riddles ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.192) why did you not lend it to Alice Short-cake vpon Alhallowmas last , a fortnight afore Michaelmas . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.193) Shal. Come Coz , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.194) come Coz , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.195) we stay for you : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.196) a word with you Coz : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.197) marry this , Coz : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.198) there is as $'t $were {TEXT:'twere} a tender , a kinde of tender , made a $farre $off {TEXT:farre-off} by Sir Hugh here : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.199) doe you vnderstand me ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.200) Slen. I Sir , you shall finde me reasonable ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.201) if it be so , i shall doe that that is reason . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.202) Shal. Nay , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.203) but vnderstand me . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.204) Slen. So I doe Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.205) Euan. Giue eare to his motions ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.206) M=r= Slender I will description the matter to you , if you be capacity of it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.207) Slen. Nay , I will doe as my Cozen Shallow saies : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.208) I pray you pardon me , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.209) $he $'s {TEXT:he's} a Iustice of Peace in his Countrie , simple though I stand here . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.210) Euan. But that is not the question : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.211) the question is concerning your marriage . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.212) Shal. I , $there $'s {TEXT:there's} the point Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.213) Eu. Marry is it : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.214) the very point of it , to Mi. Anne Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.215) Slen. Why if it be so ; I will marry her vpon any reasonable demands . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.216) Eu. But can you affection the 'o-man , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.217) let vs command to know that of your mouth , or of your lips : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.218) for diuers Philosophers hold , that the lips is parcell of the mouth : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.219) therfore precisely , ca~ you carry your good wil to y=e= maid ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.220) Sh. Cosen Abraham Slender , can you loue her ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.221) Slen. I hope , sir , I will do as it shall become one that would doe reason . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.222) Eu. Nay , got's Lords , and his Ladies , you must speake possitable , if you can carry her desires towards her . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.223) Shal. That you must : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.224) Will you , vpon good dowry marry her ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.225) Slen. I will doe a greater thing then that , vpon your request Cosen in any reason . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.226) Shal. Nay conceiue me , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.227) conceiue mee , sweet Coz : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.228) what I doe is to pleasure you Coz : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.229) can you loue the maid ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.230) Slen. I will marry her Sir at your request : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.231) but if there bee no great loue in the beginning , yet Heauen may decrease it vpon better acquaintance , when wee are married , and haue more occasion to know one another : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.232) I hope vpon familiarity will grow more content : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.233) but if you say $mary $her {TEXT:mary-her} , I will $mary $her {TEXT:mary-her} , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.234) that I am freely dissolued , and dissolutely . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,40,C2.235) Eu. It is a fery discetion-answere {COM:sic} ; saue the fall is in the'ord , dissolutely : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.237) the ort is according to our meaning resolutely : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.238) his meaning is good . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.239) Sh. I : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.240) I thinke my Cosen meant well . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.241) Sl. I , or else I would I might be hang'd la . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.242) Sh. Here comes faire Mistris Anne ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.243) would I were yong for your sake , Mistris Anne . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.244) An. The dinner is on the Table , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.245) my Father desires your worships company . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.246) Sh. I wil wait on him , faire Mistris Anne . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.247) Eu. Od's plessed-wil : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.248) I wil not be abse~nce at the grace . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.249) An. $Will 't {TEXT:Wil't} please your worship to come in , Sir ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.250) Sl. No , I thank you forsooth , hartely ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.251) I am very well . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.252) An. The dinner attends you , Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.253) Sl. I am not a-hungry , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.254) I thanke you , forsooth : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.255) goe , Sirha , for all you are my man , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.256) goe wait vpon my Cosen Shallow : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.257) a Iustice of peace sometime may be beholding to his friend , for a Man ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.258) I keepe but three Men , and a Boy yet , till my Mother be dead : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.259) but what though , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.260) yet I liue like a poore Gentleman borne . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.261) An. I may not goe in without your worship : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.262) they wil not sit till you come . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.263) Sl. I'faith , $i $'ll {TEXT:ile} eate nothing : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.264) I thanke you as much as {I_would_thank_you} though I did . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.265) An. I pray you Sir walke in . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.266) Sl. I had rather walke here I thank you (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.267) I bruiz'd my shin th'other day , with playing at Sword and Dagger with a Master of Fence (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.268) three veneys for a dish of stew'd Prunes (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.269) and by my troth , I $can $not {TEXT:cannot} abide the smell of hot meate since . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.270) Why doe your dogs barke so ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.271) be there Beares $in $the {TEXT:ith'} Towne ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.272) An. I thinke there are , Sir , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.273) I heard them talk'd of . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.274) Sl. I loue the sport well , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.275) but I shall as soone quarrell at it , as any man in England : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.276) you are afraid if you see the Beare loose , are you not ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.277) An. I indeede Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.278) Sl. $That $'s {TEXT:That's} meate and drinke to me now : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.279) I haue seene Sackerson loose , twenty times , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.280) and haue taken him by the Chaine : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.281) but I warrant you the women haue so cride and shrekt at it , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.282) that is past : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.283) But women indeede , $can $not {TEXT:cannot} abide 'em , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.284) they are very ill-fauor'd rough things . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.285) Ma. Pa. Come , gentle M. Slender , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.286) come ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.287) we stay for you . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.288) Sl. $I $'ll {TEXT:Ile} eate nothing , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.289) I thanke you Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.290) Ma. Pa. By cocke and pie , you shall not choose , Sir : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.291) come , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.292) come . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.293) Sl. Nay , pray you lead the way . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.294) Ma. Pa. Come on , Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.295) Sl. Mistris Anne : your selfe shall goe first . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.296) An. Not I Sir , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.297) pray you keepe on . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.298) Sl. Truely I will not goe first : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.299) truely-la : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.300) I will not doe you that wrong . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.301) An. I pray you Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.302) Sl. $I $'ll {TEXT:Ile} rather be vnmannerly , then troublesome : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.303) you doe your selfe wrong $indeede $la {TEXT:indeede-la} . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.304) Exeunt . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.305) Scena Secunda . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.307) Enter Euans , and Simple . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.309) Eu. Go your waies , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.310) and aske of Doctor Caius house , which is the way ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.311) and there dwels one Mistris Quickly ; which is in the manner of his Nurse ; or his dry-Nurse ; or his Cooke ; or his Laundry ; his Washer , and his Ringer . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.312) Si. Well Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C1.313) Eu. Nay , it is petter yet : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.315) giue her this letter ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.316) for it is a'oman that $altogeather $'s {TEXT:altogeathers} acquainta~ce with Mistris Anne Page ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.317) and the Letter is to desire , and require her to solicite your Masters desires , to Mistris Anne Page : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.318) I pray you be gon : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.319) I will make an end of my dinner ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.320) $there $'s {TEXT:ther's} Pippins and Cheese to come . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.321) Exeunt . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.322) Scena Tertia . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.324) Enter Falstaffe , Host , Bardolfe , Nym , Pistell , Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.326) Fal. Mine Host of the Garter ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.327) Ho. What saies my Bully Rooke ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.328) speake scollerly , and wisely . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.329) Fal. Truely mine Host ; I must turne away some of my followers . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.330) Ho. Discard , bully Hercules casheere ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.331) let them wag ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.332) trot , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.333) trot . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.334) Fal. I sit at ten pounds a weeke . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.335) Ho. $Thou $'rt {TEXT:Thou'rt} an Emperor Cesar , Keiser , and Pheazar (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.336) I will entertaine Bardolfe : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.337) he shall draw ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.338) he shall tap ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.339) said I well bully Hector ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.340) Fa. Doe so good mine Host . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.341) Ho. I haue spoke : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.342) let him follow : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.343) let me see thee froth , and hue : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.344) I am at a word : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.345) follow . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.346) Fal. Bardolfe , follow him : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.347) a Tapster is a good trade : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.348) an old Cloake , makes a new Ierkin : a wither'd Seruing-man , a fresh Tapster : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.349) goe , adew . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.350) Bar. It is a life that I haue desir'd : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.351) I will thrive . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.352) Pist. O base hungarian wight : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.353) wilt y=u= the spigo wield . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.354) Ni. He was gotten in drink : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.355) is not the humor co~ceited ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.356) Fal. I am glad I am so acquit of this Tinderbox : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.357) his thefts were too open : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.358) his filching was like an vnskilfull Singer , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.359) he kept not time . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.360) Ni. The good humor is to steale at a minutes rest . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.361) Pist. Conuay-1 : the wise it call : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.362) Steale ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.363) fob : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.364) a fico for the phrase . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.365) Fal. Well sirs , I am almost out at heeles . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.366) Pist. Why then let Kibes ensue . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.367) Fal. There is no remedy : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.368) I must conicatch , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.369) I must shift . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.370) Pist. Yong Rauens must haue foode . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.371) Fal. Which of you know Ford of this Towne ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.372) Pist. I ken the wight : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.373) he is of substance good . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.374) Fal. My honest Lads , I will tell you what I am about . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.375) Pist. Two yards , and more . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.376) Fal. No quips now , Pistoll : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.377) Indeede I am in the waste two yards about : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.378) but I am now about no waste : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.379) I am about thrift (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.380) briefely : I doe meane to make loue to Fords wife : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.381) I spie entertainment in her : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.382) shee discourses : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.383) shee carues : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.384) she giues the leere of inuitation : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.385) I can construe the action of her familier stile , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.386) & the hardest voice of her behauior to be english'd rightly is , I am Sir Iohn Falstafs . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.387) Pist. He hath studied her will ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.388) and translated her will : out of honesty , into English . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.389) Ni. The Anchor is deepe : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.390) will that humor passe ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.391) Fal. Now the report goes , she has all the rule of her husbands Purse : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.392) he hath a legend of Angels . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.393) Pist. As many diuels entertaine : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.394) and to her Boy say I . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.395) Ni. The humor rises : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.396) it is good : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.397) humor me the angels . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.398) Fal. I haue writ me here a letter to her : & here another to Pages wife , who euen now gaue mee good eyes too ; examined my parts with most iudicious illiads : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.399) sometimes the beame of her view , guilded my foote : sometimes my portly belly . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,41,C2.400) Pist. Then did the Sun on dung-hill shine . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.402) Ni. I thank thee for that humour . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.403) Fal. O she did so course o're my exteriors with such a greedy intention , that the appetite of her eye , did seeme to scorch me vp like a burning-glasse : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.404) $here $'s {TEXT:here's} another letter to her : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.405) She beares the Purse too : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.406) She is a region in Guiana : all gold , and bountie : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.407) I will be Cheaters to them both , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.408) and they shall be Exchequers to mee : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.409) they shall be my East and West Indies , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.410) and I will trade to them both : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.411) Goe , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.412) beare thou this Letter to Mistris Page ; and thou this to Mistris Ford : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.413) we will thriue Lads (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.414) we will thriue . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.415) Pist. Shall I Sir Pandarus of Troy become , And by my side weare Steele ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.416) then Lucifer take all . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.417) Ni. I will run no base humor ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.418) here take the humor-Letter ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.419) I will keepe the hauior of reputation . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.420) Fal. Hold Sirha , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.421) beare you these Letters tightly , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.422) Saile like my Pinnasse to these golden shores . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.423) Rogues , hence , auaunt , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.424) vanish like haile-stones ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.425) goe , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.426) Trudge ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.427) plod away $in $the {TEXT:ith'} $hoofe : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.428) seeke shelter , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.429) packe : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.430) Falstaffe will learn the honor of the age , French-thrift , you Rogues , my selfe , and skirted Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.431) Pist. Let Vultures gripe thy guts : for gourd , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.432) and Fullam holds : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.433) & high and low beguiles the rich & poore , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.434) Tester $i $'ll {TEXT:ile} haue in pouch when thou shalt lacke , Base Phrygian Turke . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.435) Ni. I haue opperations , Which be humors of reuenge . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.436) Pist. Wilt thou reuenge ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.437) Ni. By Welkin , and her Star . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.438) Pist. With wit , or Steele ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.439) Ni. With both the humours , I : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.440) I will discusse the humour of this loue to Ford . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.441) Pist. And I to Page shall eke vnfold How Falstaffe varlet vile His Doue will proue ; his gold will ho'd , And his soft couch defile . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.442) Ni. My humour shall not coole : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.443) I will incense Ford to deale with poyson : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.444) I will possesse him with yallownesse , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.445) for the reuolt of mine is dangerous : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.446) that is my true humour . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.447) Pist. Thou art the Mars of Malcontents : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.448) I second thee : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.449) troope on . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.450) Exeunt . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.451) Scena Quarta . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.453) Enter Mistris Quickly , Simple , Iohn Rugby , Doctor , Caius , Fenton . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.455) Qu. What , Iohn Rugby , I pray thee goe to the Casement , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.456) and see if you can see my Master , Master Doctor Caius comming : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.457) if he doe I'faith and finde any body in the house ; here will be an old abusing of Gods patience , and the Kings English . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.458) Ru. $I $'ll {TEXT:Ile} goe watch . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.459) Qu. Goe , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.460) and $we $'ll {TEXT:we'll} haue a posset for't soone at night , in faith at the latter end of a Sea-cole fire : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.461) An honest , willing , kinde fellow , as euer seruant shall come in house withall : and I warrant you , no tel-tale , nor no breedbate : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.462) his worst fault is , that he is giuen to prayer ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.463) hee is something peeuish that way : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.464) but no body but has his fault : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.465) but let that passe . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.466) Peter Simple , you say your name is ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C1.467) Si. I : for fault of a better . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.469) Qu. And Master $Slender $'s {TEXT:Slender's} your Master ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.470) Si. I forsooth . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.471) Qu. Do's he not weare a great sound Beard , like a Glouers pairing-knife ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.472) Si. No forsooth : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.473) he hath but a little wee face ; with a little yellow Beard : a Caine coloured Beard . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.474) Qu. A softly-sprighted man , is he not ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.475) Si. I forsooth : but he is as tall a man of his hands , as any is betweene this and his head : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.476) he hath fought with a Warrener . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.477) Qu. How say you : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.478) oh , I should remember him : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.479) do's he hold vp his head as it were and strut in his gate ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.480) Si. Yes indeede do's he . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.481) Qu. Well , heauen send Anne Page no worse fortune : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.482) Tell Master Parson Euans , I will do what I can for your Master : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.483) Anne is a good girle , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.484) and I wish - (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.485) Ru. Out alas : here comes my Master . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.486) Qu. We shall all be shent : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.487) Run in here , good young man : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.488) goe into this Closset : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.489) he will not stay long : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.490) what Iohn Rugby ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.491) Iohn : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.492) what Iohn I say ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.493) goe Iohn , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.494) goe enquire for my Master , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.495) I doubt he be not well , that hee comes not home : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.496) {COM:song_omitted} Ca. Vat is you sing ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.498) I doe not like des-toyes : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.499) pray you goe (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.500) and vetch me in my Closset , vnboyteene verd ; a Box , a-greene a-Box : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.501) do intend vat I speake ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.502) a greene-a - Box . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.503) Qu. I forsooth $i $'ll {TEXT:ile} fetch it you : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.504) I am glad he went not in himselfe : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.505) if he had found the yong man he would haue bin horne-mad . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.506) {COM:french_omitted} Qu. Is it this Sir ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.508) Ca. {COM:french_omitted} Vere is dat knaue Rugby ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.509) Qu. What Iohn Rugby , Iohn ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.510) Ru. Here Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.511) Ca. You are Iohn Rugby , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.512) and you are Iacke Rugby : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.513) Come , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.514) take-a - your Rapier , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.515) and come after my heele to the Court . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.516) Ru. $'T $is$ {TEXT:'Tis} ready Sir , here in the Porch . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.517) Ca. By my trot : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.518) I tarry too long : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.519) {COM:french_omitted} dere is some Simples in my Closset , dat I vill not for the varld I shall leaue behinde . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.521) Qu. Ay-me , $he $'ll {TEXT:he'll} finde the yong man there , & be mad . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.522) Ca. O Diablo , Diablo : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.523) vat is in my Closset ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.524) Villanie , La-roone : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.525) Rugby , my Rapier . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.526) Qu. Good Master be content . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.527) Ca. Wherefore shall I be content-a ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.528) Qu. The yong man is an honest man . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.529) Ca. What shall de honest man do in my Closset : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.530) dere is no honest man dat shall come in my Closset . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.531) Qu. I beseech you be not so flegmaticke : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.532) heare the truth of it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.533) He came of an errand to mee , from Parson Hugh . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.534) Ca. Vell . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.535) Si. I forsooth : to desire her to - (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.536) Qu. Peace , I pray you . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.537) Ca. Peace-a - your-tongue : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.538) speake-a - your Tale . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.539) Si. To desire this honest Gentlewoman your Maid to speake a good word to Mistris Anne Page , for my Master in the way of Marriage . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.540) Qu. This is all $indeede $la {TEXT:indeede-la} : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.541) but $i $'ll {TEXT:ile} nere put out my finger in the fire , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.542) and neede nor . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.543) Ca. Sir Hugh send-a you ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.544) Rugby , ballow mee some paper : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.545) tarry you a littell-a - while . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,42,C2.546) Qu. I am glad he is so quiet : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.548) if he had bin throughly moued , you should haue heard him so loud , and so melancholly : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.549) but notwithstanding man , $I $'ll {TEXT:Ile} doe yoe your Master what good I can : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.550) and the very yea , & the no is , y=e= French doctor my Master , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.551) I may call him my Master , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.552) looke you , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.553) for I keepe his house ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.554) and I wash , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.555) ring , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.556) brew , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.557) bake , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.558) scowre , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.559) dresse meat and drinke , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.560) make the beds , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.561) and doe all my selfe . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.562) Simp. $'T $is$ {TEXT:'Tis} a great charge to come vnder one bodies hand . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.563) Qui. Are you a-uis'd o'that ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.564) you shall finde it a great charge : and to be vp early , and down late : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.565) but notwithstanding , to tell you in your eare , I wold haue no words of it my Master himselfe is in loue with Mistris Anne Page ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.566) but notwithstanding that I know Ans mind , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.567) $that $'s {TEXT:that's} neither heere nor there . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.568) Caius. You , Iack'Nape : giue-'a this Letter to Sir Hugh , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.569) by gar it is a shallenge : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.570) I will cut his troat in de Parke , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.571) and I will teach a scuruy Iack-a-nape Priest to meddle , or make : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.572) - you may be gon : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.573) it is not good you tarry here : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.574) by gar I will cut all his two stones : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.575) by gar , he shall not haue a stone to throw at his dogge . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.576) Qui. Alas : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.577) he speakes but for his friend . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.578) Caius. It is no matter'a ver dat : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.579) do not you tell-a- me dat I shall haue Anne Page for my selfe ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.580) by gar , i will kill de Iack-Priest : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.581) and I haue appointed mine Host of de Iarteer to measure our weapon : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.582) by gar , I wil my selfe haue Anne Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.583) Qui. Sir , the maid loues you , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.584) and all shall bee well : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.585) We must giue folkes leaue to prate : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.586) what the good-ier . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.587) Caius. Rugby , come to the Court with me : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.588) by gar , if I haue not Anne Page , I shall turne your head out of my dore : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.589) follow my heeles , Rugby . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.590) Qui. You shall haue An - fooles head of your owne : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.591) No , I know Ans minde for that : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.592) neuer a woman in Windsor knowes more of Ans minde then I doe , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.593) nor can doe more than I doe with her , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.594) I thanke heauen . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.595) Fenton. $Who $'s {TEXT:Who's} with in there , hoa ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.596) Qui. $Who $'s {TEXT:Who's} there , I troa ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.597) Come neere the house I pray you . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.598) Fen. How now good woman how dost thou ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.599) Qui. The better that it pleases your good Worship to aske ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.600) Fen. What newes ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.601) how do's pretty Mistris Anne ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.602) Qui. In truth Sir , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.603) and shee is pretty , and honest , and gentle , and one that is your friend , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.604) I can tell you that by the way , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.605) I praise heauen for it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.606) Fen. Shall i doe any good thinkst thou ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.607) shall I not loose my suit ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.608) Qui. Troth Sir , all is in his hands aboue : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.609) but notwithstanding Master Fenton $I $'ll {TEXT:Ile} be sworne on a booke shee loues you : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.610) haue not your Worship a wart aboue your eye ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.611) Fen. Yes marry haue I , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.612) what of that ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.613) Qui. Wel , thereby hangs a tale : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.614) good faith , it is such another Nan ; but {COM:sic} I detest an honest maid as euer broke bread : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.615) wee had an howres talk of that wart ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.616) I shall neuer laugh but in that maids company : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.617) but indeed shee is giuen too much to Allicholy and musing : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.618) but for you - well - goe too - (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.619) Fen. Well : I shall fet her to-day : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.620) hold , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.621) there s {COM:sic} money for thee : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.622) Let me haue thy voice in my behalfe : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.623) if thou seest her before me , commend me , - (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.624) Qui. Will I ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.625) I faith that wee will : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.626) And I will tell your Worship more of the Wart , the next time we haue confidence , and of other wooers . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C1.627) Fen. Well , fare-well , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C2.629) I am in great haste now . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C2.630) Qui. Fare-well to your Worship : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C2.631) truely an honest Gentleman : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C2.632) but Anne loves him not : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C2.633) for I know Ans minde as well as another do's : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C2.634) out vpon't : what haue I forgot . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C2.635) Exit . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,43,C2.636) {COM:insert_helsinki_sample_1} Scena Tertia . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.640) Enter Caius , Rugby , Page , Shallow , Slender , Host . Caius . Iacke Rugby . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.642) Rug. Sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.643) Caius. Vat is the clocke , Iack . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.644) Rug. $'T $is$ {TEXT:'Tis} past the howre Sir that Sir Hugh promis'd to meet . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.645) Cai. By gar , he has saue his soule , dat he is $no- $come {TEXT:no-come} : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.646) hee has pray his Pible well , dat he is $no- $come {TEXT:no-come} : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.647) by gar Iack Rugby he is dead already , if he be come . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.648) Rug. Hee is wise Sir : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.649) hee knew your worship would kill him if he came . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.650) Cai. By gar , de herring is no dead , so as I will kill him : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.651) take your Rapier , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.652) Iacke I vill tell you how I vill kill him . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.653) Rug. Alas sir , I $can $not {TEXT:cannot} fence . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.654) Cai. Villanie , take your Rapier . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.655) Rug. Forbeare : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.656) $here $'s {TEXT:heer's} company . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.657) Host . ' Blesse thee , bully-Doctor . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.658) Shal. ' Saue you M=r=. Doctor Caius . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.659) Page . Now good M=r=. Doctor . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.660) Slen. ' Giue you good-morrow , sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.661) Caius. Vat be all you one , two , tree , fowre , come for ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.662) Host . To see thee fight , to see thee foigne , to see thee trauerse , to see thee heere , to see thee there , to see the passe thy puncto , thy stock , thy reuerse , thy distance , thy montant : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.663) Is he dead , my Ethiopian ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.664) Is he dead , my Francisco ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.665) ha Bully ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.666) what saies my Esculapius ? my Galien ? my heart of Elder ? ha ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.667) is he dead bully-Stale ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.668) is he dead ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.669) Cai. By gar , he is de Coward-Iack-Priest of de vorld : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.670) he is not show his face . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.671) Host . Thou are a Castalion king-Vrinall : Hector of Greece my Boy . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.672) Cai. I pray you beare witnesse , that me haue stay , sixe or seuen , two tree howres for him , and hee is $no- $come {TEXT:no-come} . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.673) Shal. He is the wiser man M. $Doctor {COM:closing_parenthesis_precedes_r_of_Doctor} (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.674) $he is a curer of soules , and you a curer of bodies : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.675) if you should fight , you goe against the haire of your professions : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.676) is it not true , Master Page ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.677) Page . Master Shallow ; you haue your selfe beene a great fighter , though now a man of peace . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.678) Shal. Body-kins M. Page , though I now be old , and of the peace ; if I see a sword out , my finger itches to make one : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.679) though wee are Iustices , and Doctors , and Church-men M. Page wee haue some salt of our youth in vs , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.680) we are the sons of women M. Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.681) Page . $'T $is$ {TEXT:'Tis} true , M=r=. Shallow . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.682) Shal. It will be found so , M. Page : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.683) M. Doctor Caius , I am come to fetch you home : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.684) I am sworn of the peace : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.685) you haue show'd your selfe a wise Physician , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.686) and Sir Hugh hath showne himselfe a wise and patient Churchman : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.687) you must goe with me , M. Doctor . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,47,C2.688) Host . Pardon , Guest-Iustice ; a Mounseur Mockewater . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.690) Cai. Mock-vater ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.691) vat is dat ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.692) Host . Mock-water , in our English tongue , is Valour Bully . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.693) Cai. By gar , then I haue as much Mock-vater as de Englishman : scuruy-Iack-dog-Priest : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.694) by gar , mee vill cut his eares . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.695) Host . He will Clapper-claw thee tightly Bully . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.696) Cai. Clapper-de-claw ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.697) vat is dat ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.698) Host . That is , he will make thee amends . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.699) Cai. By-gar , me doe looke hee shall clapper-de-claw me , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.700) for by gar , me vill haue it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.701) Host . And I will prouoke him to't , or let him wag . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.702) Cai. Me tanck you for dat . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.703) Host . And moreouer , Bully but first , M=r=. Gheuest , and M. Page , & eeke Caualeiro Slender - goe you through the Towne to Frogmore . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.704) Page . Sir Hugh is there , is he ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.705) Host . He is there , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.706) see what humor he is in : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.707) and I will bring the Doctor about by the Fields : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.708) will it doe well ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.709) Shal. We will doe it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.710) All. Adieu , good M. Doctor . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.711) Cai. By-gar , me vill kill de Priest , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.712) for he speake for a Iack-an-Ape to Anne Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.713) Host . Let him die : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.714) sheath thy impatience : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.715) throw cold water on thy Choller : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.716) goe about the fields with mee through Frogmore , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.717) I will bring thee where Mistris Anne Page is , at a Farm-house a Feasting : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.718) and thou shalt woo her : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.719) Cride-game , said I well ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.720) Cai. By gar , mee dancke you vor dat : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.721) by gar I loue you : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.722) and I shall procure's you de good Guest : de Earle , de Knight , de Lords , de Gentlemen , my patients . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.723) Host . For the which , I will be thy aduersary toward Anne Page : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.724) said I well ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.725) Cai. By-gar , $'t $is$ {TEXT:'tis} good : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.726) vell said . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.727) Host . Let vs wag then . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.728) Cai. Come at my heeles , Iack Rugby . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.729) Exeunt . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.730) Actus Tertius . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.732) Scoena Prima . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.733) Enter Euans , Simple , Page , Shallow , Slender , Host , Caius , Rugby . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.735) Euans . I pray you now , good Master Slenders seruing-man , and friend Simple by your name ; which way haue you look'd for Master Caius , that calls himselfe Doctor of Phisicke . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.736) Sim. Marry Sir , the pittie-ward , the Parke-ward : euery way : olde Windsor way , and euery way but the Towne-way . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.737) Euan. I most fehemently desire you , you will also looke that way . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.738) Sim. I will sir . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.739) Euan. ' Plesse my soule : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.740) how full of Chollors I am , and trempling of minde : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.741) I shall be glad if he haue deceiued me : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.742) how melancholies I am ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.743) I will knog his Vrinalls about his knaues costard , when I haue good oportunities for the orke : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.744) ' Plesse my soule : To shallow Riuers to whose falls : melodious Birds sings Madrigalls : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.745) There will we make our Peds of Roses : and a thousand fragrant posies . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.746) To Shallow : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.747) ' Mercie on mee , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.748) I haue a great dispositions to cry . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C1.749) Melodious birds sing Madrigalls : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.751) - When as i sit in Pabilon : and a thousand vagram Posies . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.752) To Shallow , &c . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.753) Sim. Yonder he is comming , this way , Sir Hugh . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.754) Euan. $Hee $'s {TEXT:Hee's} welcome : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.755) To shallow Riuers , to whose fals : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.756) Heauen prosper the right : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.757) what weapon is he ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.758) Sim. No weapons , Sir : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.759) there comes my Master , M=r=. Shallow , and another Gentleman ; from Frogmore , ouer the stile , this way . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.760) Euan. Pray you giue mee my gowne , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.761) or else keepe it in your armes . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.762) Shal. How now Master Parson ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.763) good morrow good Sir Hugh : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.764) keepe a Gamester from the dice , and a good Studient from his booke , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.765) and it is wonderfull . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.766) Slen. Ah sweet Anne Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.767) Page . ' Saue you , good Sir Hugh . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.768) Euan. ' Plesse you from his mercy-sake , all of you . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.769) Shal. What ? the Sword , and the Word ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.770) Doe you study them both , M=r=. Parson ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.771) Page . And youthfull still , in your doublet and hose , this raw-rumaticke day ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.772) Euan. There is reasons , and causes for it . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.773) Page . We are come to you , to doe a good office , M=r=. Parson . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.774) Euan. Fery-well : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.775) what is it ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.776) Page . Yonder is a most reuerend Gentleman ; who be-like hauing receiued wrong by some person , is at most odds with his owne grauity and patience , that euer you saw . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.777) Shal. I haue liued foure-score yeeres , and vpward : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.778) I neuer heard a man of his place , grauity , and learning , so wide of his owne respect . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.779) Euan. What is he ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.780) Page . I thinke you know him : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.781) M=r=. Doctor Caius the renowned French Physician . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.782) Euan. Got's-will , and his passion of my heart : I had as lief you would tell me of a messe of porredge . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.783) Page . Why ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.784) Euan. He has no more knowledge in Hibocrates and Galen , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.785) and hee is a knaue besides : a cowardly knaue , as you would desires to be acquainted withall . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.786) Page . I warrant you , $he $'s {TEXT:hee's} the man should fight with him . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.787) Slen. O sweet Anne Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.788) Shal. It appeares so by his weapons : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.789) keepe them a-sunder : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.790) here comes Doctor Caius . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.791) Page . Nay good M=r= Parson , keepe in your weapon . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.792) Shal. So doe you , good M=r=. Doctor . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.793) Host . Disarme them , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.794) and let them question : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.795) let them keepe their limbs whole , and hack our English . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.796) Cai. I pray you let-a- mee speake a word with your eare ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.797) wherefore you will not meet-a me ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.798) Euan. Pray you vse your patience in good time . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.799) Cai. By-gar , you are de Coward : de Iack dog : Iohn Ape . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.800) Euan. Pray you let vs not be laughing-stocks to other mens humors : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.801) I desire you in friendship , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.802) and I will one way or the other make you amends : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.803) I will knog your Vrinal about your knaues Cogs-combe . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.804) Cai. Diablo : Iack Rugby : mine Host de Iarteer : haue I not stay for him , to kill him ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.805) haue I not at de place I did appoint ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.806) Euan. As I am a Christian-soule , now looke you : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.807) this is the place appointed , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.808) $I $'ll {TEXT:Ile} bee iudgement by mine Host of the Garter . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.809) Host . Peace , I say , Gallis and Gaule , French & Welch , Soule-Curer , and Body-Curer . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,48,C2.810) Cai. I , dat is very good , excellent . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.812) Host . Peace , I say : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.813) heare mine Host of the Garter , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.814) Am I politicke ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.815) Am I subtle ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.816) Am I a Machiuell ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.817) Shall I loose my Doctor ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.818) No , hee giues me the Potions and the Motions . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.819) Shall I loose my Parson ? my Priest ? my Sir Hugh ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.820) No , he giues me the Prouerbes , and the No-verbs . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.821) Giue me thy hand Celestiall so : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.822) Boyes of Art , I haue deceiu'd you both : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.823) I haue directed you to wrong places : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.824) your hearts are mighty , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.825) your skinnes are whole , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.826) and let burn'd Sacke be the issue : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.827) Come , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.828) lay their swords to pawne : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.829) Follow me , Lad of peace , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.830) follow , follow , follow . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.831) Shal. Trust me , a mad Host : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.832) fellow Gentlemen , follow . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.833) Slen. O sweet Anne Page . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.834) Cai. $Ha' $do {TEXT:Ha'do} I perceiue dat ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.835) Haue you make-a- de-sot of vs , ha , ha ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.836) Eua. This is well , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.837) he has made vs his vlowting-stog : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.838) I desire you that we may be friends : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.839) and let vs knog our praines together to be reuenge on the same scall scuruy-cogging-companion the Host of the Garter . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.840) Cai. By gar , with all my heart : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.841) he promise to bring me where is Anne Page : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.842) by gar he deceiue me too . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.843) Euan. Well , I will smite his noddles : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.844) pray you follow . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.845) Scena Secunda . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.847) Mist. Page , Robin , Ford , Page , Shallow , Slender , Host , Euans , Caius . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.849) Mist. Page . Nay keepe your way little Gallant (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.850) you were wont to be a follower , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.851) but now you are a Leader : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.852) whether had you rather lead mine eyes , or eye your masters heeles ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.853) Rob. I had rather forsooth go before you like a man , then follow him like a dwarfe . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.854) M. Pa. O you are a flattering boy , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.855) now see (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.856) $you $'ll {TEXT:you'l} be a Courtier . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.857) Ford . Well met mistris Page , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.858) whether go you . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.859) M. Pa. Truly Sir , to see your wife , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.860) is she at home ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.861) Ford . I , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.862) and as idle as she may hang together for want of company : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.863) I thinke if your husbands were dead , you two would marry . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.864) M. Pa. Be sure of that , two other husbands . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.865) Ford . Where had you this pretty weather-cocke ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.866) M. Pa. I $can $not {TEXT:cannot} tell what the dickens his name is my husband had him of , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.867) what do you cal your Knights name sirrah ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.868) Rob. Sir Iohn Falstaffe . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.869) Ford . Sir Iohn Falstaffe . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.870) M. Pa. He , he , I can neuer hit $on $'s {TEXT:on's} name ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.871) there is such a league betweene my goodman , and he : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.872) is your Wife at home indeed ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.873) Ford . Indeed she is . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.874) M. Pa. By your leaue sir , I am sicke till I see her . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.875) Ford . Has Page any braines ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.876) Hath he any eies ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.877) Hath he any thinking ? (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.878) Sure they sleepe , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.879) he hath no vse of them : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.880) why this boy will carrie a letter twentie mile as easie , as a Canon will shoot point-blanke twelue score : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.881) hee peeces out his wiues inclination : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.882) he giues her folly motion and aduantage : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.883) and now $she $'s {TEXT:she's} going to my wife , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.884) & Falstaffes boy with her : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.885) A man may heare this showre sing in the winde ; (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.886) and Falstaffes boy with her : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.887) good plots , they are laide , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.888) and our reuolted wiues share damnation together . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C1.889) Well , I will take him , then torture my wife , plucke the borrowed vail of modestie from the so-seeming Mist. Page , divulge Page himselfe for a secure and wilfull Actaeon , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C2.890) and to these violent proceedings all my neighbors shall cry aime . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C2.891) The clocke giues me my Qu , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C2.892) and my assurance bids me search , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C2.893) there I shall finde Falstaffe : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C2.894) I shall be rather praisd for this , then mock'd , (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C2.895) for it is as possitiue , as the earth is firme , that Falstaffe is there : (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C2.896) I will go . (SHAKESP-E2-P1,49,C2.897)