C. Custa~ce . Good wenches would not so tampe abrode ydelly , But keepe within doores , and plie their worke earnestly , (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.1) If one would speake with me that is a man likely , Ye shall haue right good thanke to bring me worde quickly , (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.2) But otherwyse with messages to come in post From henceforth I promise you , shall be to your cost . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.3) Get you in to your work . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.4) Tib. An. Yes forsoth . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.5) C.C. Hence both twaine . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.6) And let me see you play me such a part againe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.7) Trupeny . Maistresse , I haue runne past the farre ende of the streete , (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.8) Yet can I not yonder craftie boy see nor meete . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.9) C. Custa~ce . No ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.10) Trupeny . Yet I looked as farre beyonde the people , As one may see out of the toppe of Paules steeple . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.11) C. Custa~ce . Hence in at doores , (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.12) and let me no more be vext . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.13) Trupeny . Forgeue me this one fault , (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.14) and lay on for the next . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.15) C. Custa~ce . Now will I in too , (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.16) for I thinke so God me mende , This will proue some foolishe matter in the ende . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.17) Exeat . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.18) Actus ij. Scaena j . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.20) Mathewe Merygreeke . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.22) M. Mery. Nowe say thys againe : (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.23) he hath somewhat to dooing Which followeth the trace of one that is wowying , Specially that hath no more wit in his hedde , Than my cousin Roister Doister withall is ledde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.24) I am sent in all haste to espie and to marke How our letters and tokens are likely to warke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.25) Maister Roister Doister must haue aunswere in haste (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.26) For he loueth not to spende much labour in waste . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.27) Nowe as for Christian Custance by this light , Though she had not hir trouth to Gawin Goodluck plight , Yet rather than with a such a loutishe dolte to marie , I dare say woulde lyue a poore lyfe solitarie , (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.28) But fayne would I speake with Custance if I wist how To laugh at the matter , (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.29) yond commeth one forth now . (UDALL-E1-P2,L751.30) Actus iij. Scaena ij. (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.33) Tibet . M. Merygreeke . Christian Custance . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.35) Tib Talk. Ah that I might but once in my life haue a sight Of him that made vs all so yll shent by this light , (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.36) He should neuer escape if I had him by the eare , (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.37) But euen from his head , I would it bite or teare . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.38) Yea and if one of them were not inowe , I would bite them both off , (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.39) I make God auow . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.40) M. Mery. What is he , whome this little mouse doth so threaten ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.41) Tib Talk. I would teache him I trow , to make girls shent or beaten . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.42) M. Mery. I wil call hir : (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.43) Maide , with whome are ye so hastie ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.44) Tib Talk. Not with you sir , but with a little wagpastie , A deceiuer of folkes , by subtill craft and guile . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.45) M. Mery. I knowe where she is : (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.46) Dobinet hath wrought some wile . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.47) Tib Talk. He brought a ring and token which he sayd was lent From our dames husbande , (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.48) but I wot well I was shent : (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.49) For it liked hir as well to tell you no lies , As water in hir shyppe , or salt cast in hir eies : (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.50) And yet whence it came neyther we nor she can tell . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.51) M. Mery. We shall haue sporte anone : (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.52) I like this very well . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.53) And dwell ye here with mistresse Custance faire maide ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.54) Tib Talk. Yea mary doe I sir : (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.55) what would ye haue sayd ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.56) M. Mery. A little message vnto hir by worde of mouth . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.57) Tib Talk. No messages by your leaue , nor tokens forsoth . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.58) M. Mery. Then help me to speake with hir . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.59) Tibet. With a good wil that . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.60) Here she commeth forth . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.61) Now speake ye know best what . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.62) C. Custa~ce . None other life with you maide , but abrode to skip ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.63) Tib Talk. Forsoth here is one would speake with your mistresship . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.64) C. Custa~ce . Ah , haue ye ben learning of mo messages now ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.65) Tib Talk. I would not heare his minde , (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.66) but bad him shewe it to you . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.67) C. Custa~ce . In at dores . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.68) Ti. I am gon . (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.69) Ex. (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.70) M.M. Dame Custa~ce god ye saue (UDALL-E1-P2,L782.71) C. Custa~ce . Welcome friend Merygreeke : (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.73) and what thing wold ye haue ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.74) M. Mery. I am come to you a little matter to breake . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.75) C. Custa~ce . But see it be honest , (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.76) else better not to speake . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.77) M. Mery. How feele ye your selfe affected here of late ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.78) C. Custa~ce . I feele no maner chaunge but after the olde rate . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.79) But wherby do ye meane ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.80) M.M. Concerning mariage . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.81) Doth not loue lade you ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.82) C. Custa~ce . I feele no such cariage . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.83) M. Mery. Doe ye feele no pangues of dotage ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.84) annswere me right . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.85) C. Custa~ce . I dote so , that I make but one sleepe all the night . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.86) But what neede all these wordes ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.87) M.M. Oh , Jesus , will ye see What dissemblyng creatures these same women be ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.88) The gentleman ye wote of , whome ye doe so loue , That ye woulde fayne marrie him , yf ye durst it moue , Emong other riche widowes , which are of him glad , Lest ye for leu~ing of him perchaunce might runne mad , Is nowe contented that vpon your sute making , Ye be as one in election of taking . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.89) C. Custa~ce . What a tale is this ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.90) that I wote of ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.91) whome I loue ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.92) M. Mery. Yea and he is as louing a worme againe as a doue . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.93) Een of very pitie he is wilyng you to take , Bicause ye shall not destroy your selfe for his sake . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.94) C. Custa~ce . Mary God yelde his mashyp what euer he be , (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.95) It is gentmanly spoken . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.96) M.M. is it not trowe ye ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.97) If ye haue the grace now to offer your self , ye speede . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.98) C. Custa~ce . As muche as though I did , this time it shall not neede , (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.99) But what gentman is it , I pray you tell me plaine , That woweth so finely ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.100) M.M. Lo where ye be againe , As though ye knewe him not . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.101) C. Cust. Tush ye speake in iest . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.102) M. Mery. Nay sure , the partie is in good knacking earnest , (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.103) And haue you he will he sayth (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.104) and haue you he must . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.105) C. Custa~ce . I am promised duryng my life , (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.106) that is iust . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.107) M. Mery. Mary so thinketh he , vnto him alone . (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.108) C. Custa~ce . No creature hath my faith and trouth but one , (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.109) That is Gawin Goodlucke : (UDALL-E1-P2,L813.110) and if it be not hee , He hath no title this way what euer he be , (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.111) Nor I know none to whome I haue such worde spoken . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.112) M. Mery. Ye knowe him not you by his letter and token . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.113) C. Custa~ce . In dede true it is , that a letter I haue , (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.114) But I neuer reade it yet as Gode me saue . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.115) M. Mery. Ye a woman ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.116) and your letter so long vnredde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.117) C. Custa~ce . Ye may therby know what hast I haue to wedde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.118) But now who it is , for my hande I knowe by gesse . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.119) M. Mery. Ah well I say . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.120) C. Custa~ce . It is Roister Doister doubtlesse . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.121) M. Mery. Will ye neuer leaue this dissimulation ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.122) Ye know hym not . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.123) C. Custa~ce . But by imagination , (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.124) For no man there is but a very dolt and loute That to wowe a Widowe woulde so go about . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.125) He shall neuer haue me hys wife while he doe liue . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.126) M. Mery. Then will he haue you if he may , so mote I thriue , (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.127) And he biddeth you sende him worde by me , That ye humbly beseech him , ye may his wife be , And that there shall be no let in you nor mistrust , But to be wedded on Sunday next if he lust , (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.128) And biddeth you to looke for him . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.129) C. Custa~ce . Doth he byd so ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.130) M. Mery. When he commeth , aske hym whether he did or no ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.131) C. Custa~ce . Goe (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.132) say , that I bid him keepe him warme at home (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.133) For if he come abroade , he shall cough me a mome . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.134) My mynde was vexed , (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.135) I shrew his head sottish dolt . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.136) M. Mery. He hath in his head . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.137) C. Cust. As much braine as a burbolt . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.138) M. Mery. Well dame Custance , if he heare you thus play choploge . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.139) C. Custa~ce . What will he ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.140) M. Mery. Play the deuill in the horologe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.141) C. Custa~ce . I defye him loute . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.142) M.M. Shall I tell hym what ye say ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.143) C. Custa~ce . Yea and adde what so euer thou canst , I thee pray , (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.144) And I will auouche it what so euer it bee . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.145) M. Mery. Then let me alone (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.146) we will laugh well ye shall see , (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.147) It will not be long ere he will hither resorte . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.148) C. Custa~ce . Let hym come when hym lust , (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.149) I wishe no better sport . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.150) Fare ye well , (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.151) I will in , and read my great letter . (UDALL-E1-P2,L847.152) I shall to my wower make answere the better . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.154) Exeat . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.155) Actus iij. Scaena iij. (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.157) Mathew Merygreeke . Roister Doister . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.159) M. Mery. Nowe that the whole answere in my deuise doth rest , I shall paint out our wower in the colours of the best . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.160) And all that I say shall be on Custances mouth , (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.161) She is author of all that I shall speake forsoth . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.162) But yond commeth Roister Doister nowe in a traunce . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.163) R. Royster . Iuno sende me this day good lucke and good chaunce . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.164) I can not but come see how Merygreeke doth speede . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.165) M. Mery. I will not see him , but giue him a iutte in deede . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.166) I crie your mastershyp mercie . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.167) R.R. And whither now ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.168) M. Mery. As fast as I could runne sir in poste against you . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.169) But why speake ye so faintly , (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.170) or why are ye so sad ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.171) R. Royster . Thou knowest the prouerbe , bycause I can not be had . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.172) Hast thou spoken with this woman ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.173) M.M. Yea that I haue . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.174) R. Royster . And what will this geare be ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.175) M.M. No so God me saue . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.176) R.R. Hast thou a flat answer ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.177) M.M. Nay a sharp answer . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.178) R.R. What (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.179) M. Mery. M. Mery. {COM:sic} Ye shall not she sayth by hir marry hir cat . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.180) Ye are such a calfe , such an asse , such a blocke , Such a lilburne , such a boball , such a lobcocke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.181) And bicause ye shoulde come to hir at no season , She despised your maship out of all reason . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.182) Bawawe what ye say ko I of such a ientman , (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.183) Nay I feare him not ko she doe the best he can . (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.184) He vaunteth him selfe for a man of prowesse greate , Where as a good gander I dare say may him beate , (UDALL-E1-P2,L881.185) And where he is louted and laughed to skorne , For the veriest dolte that euer was borne , And veriest lubber , slouen and beast , Liuing in this worlde from the west to the east : Yet of himselfe hath he such opinion , That in all the worlde is not like minion . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.186) He thinketh eche woman to be brought in dotage With the onely sight of his goodly personage : (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.187) Yet none that will haue hym : (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.188) we do hym loute and flocke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.189) And make him among vs , our common sporting stocke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.190) And so would I now ko she saue onely bicause , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.191) Better nay ko I (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.192) I lust not medle with dawes . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.193) Ye are happy ko I that ye are a woman , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.194) This would cost you your life in case ye were a man . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.195) R. Royster . Yea an hundred thousand pound should not saue hir life . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.196) M. Mery. No but that ye wowe hir to haue hir to your wife , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.197) But I coulde not stoppe hir mouth . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.198) R.R. Heigh how alas , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.199) M. Mery. Be of good cheere man , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.200) and let the worlde passe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.201) R. Royster . What shall I doe or say nowe that it will not bee . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.202) M. Mery. Ye shall haue choice of a thousande as good as shee , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.203) And ye must pardon hir , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.204) it is for lacke of witte . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.205) R. Royster . Yea , for were not I an husbande for hir fitte ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.206) Well what shoulde I now doe ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.207) M.M. In faith I can not tell . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.208) R. Royster . I will go home and die . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.209) M.M. Then shall I bidde toll the bell ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.210) R. Royster . No . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.211) M.M. God haue mercie on your soule , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.212) ah good gentleman , That er ye shuld $thus {TEXT:ths} dye for an vnkinde woman , Will ye drinke once ere ye goe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.213) R.R. No , no , I will none . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.214) M. Mery. How feele your soule to God . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.215) R.R. I am nigh gone . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.216) M. Mery. And shall we hence streight ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.217) R.R. Yea . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.218) M.M. Placebo dilexi . . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.219) Maister Roister Doister will streight go home and die vt infra . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.220) R. Royster . Heigh how , alas , the pangs of death my hearte do breake . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.221) M. Mery. Holde your peace for shame sir , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.222) a dead man may not speake . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.223) Nequando : (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.224) What mourners and what torches shall we haue ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.225) R. Royster . None . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.226) M.M. Dirige . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.227) He will go darklyng to his graue , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.228) Neque lux , neque crux , neque mourners , neque clinke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.229) He will steale to heauen , vnknowing to God I thinke . (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.230) A porta inferi , who shall your goodes possesse ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L911.231) R. Royster . Thou shalt be my lectour , and haue all more or lesse . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.233) M. Mery. Requiem aeternam . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.234) Now God reward your mastershyp . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.235) And I will crie halfepenie doale for your worshyp . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.236) Euocat seruos militis . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.237) Come forth sirs , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.238) heare the dolefull newes I shall you tell . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.239) Our good maister here will no longer with vs dwell , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.240) But in spite of Custance , which hath hym weried , Let vs see his mashyp solomnely buried . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.241) And while some piece of his soule is yet hym within , Some part of his funeralls let us here begin . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.242) Audiui vocem , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.243) All men take heede by this one gentleman , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.244) Nowe you sette your loue vpon an vnkinde woman . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.245) For these women be all such madde pieuishe elues , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.246) They will not be wonne except it please them selues . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.247) But in fayth Custance if euer ye come in hell , Maister Roister Doister shall serue you as well . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.248) And will ye needes go from vs thus in very deede ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.249) R. Royster . Yea in good sadnesse ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.250) M.M. Now Jesus Christ be your speede . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.251) Good night Roger olde knaue , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.252) farewell Roger olde knaue , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.253) Good night Roger olde knaue , knaue knap . vt infra . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.254) Pray for the late maister Roister Doisters soule , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.255) And come forth parish Clarke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.256) let the passing bell toll . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.257) Ad seruos militis . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.258) Pray for your mayster sirs , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.259) and for hym ring a peale . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.260) He was your right good maister while he was in heale . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.261) Qui Lazarum . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.262) R.R. Heigh how . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.263) M.M. Dead men do not go so fast In Paradisum . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.264) R.R. Heihow . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.265) M.M. Soft , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.266) heare what I haue cast (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.267) R. Royster . I will heare nothing , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.268) I am past . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.269) M.M. Whough , wellaway . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.270) Ye may tarie one houre , and heare what I shall say , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.271) Ye were best sir for a while to reuiue againe , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.272) And quite the~ er ye go . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.273) R.R. Trowest thou so ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.274) M.M. Ye plaine . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.275) R. Royster . How may I reuiue being nowe so farre past ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.276) M. Mery. I will rubbe your temples , and sette you againe at last . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.277) R. Royster . It will not be possible . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.278) M. Mery. Yes for twentie pounde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.279) R. Royster . Armes what dost thou ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.280) M.M. Set you again out of your sou~d (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.281) By this crosse ye were nigh gone in deede , (UDALL-E1-P2,L945.282) I might feele Your soule departing within an inche of your heele . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.283) Now folow my counsell . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.284) R.R. What is it ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.285) M.M. If I wer you , Custance should eft seeke to me , ere I woulde bowe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.286) R. Royster . Well , as thou wilt haue me , euen so will I doe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.287) M. Mery. Then shall ye reuiue againe for an houre or two . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.288) R. Royster . As thou wilt I am content for a little space . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.289) M. Mery. Good happe is not hastie : (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.290) yet in space comth grace , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.291) To speake with Custance your selfe shoulde be very well , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.292) What good therof may come , nor I , nor you can tell . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.293) But now the matter standeth vpon your mariage , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.294) Ye must now take vnto you a lustie courage . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.295) Ye may not speake with a faint heart to Custance , But with a lusty breast and countenance , That she may knowe she hath to answere to a man . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.296) R. Royster . Yes I can do that as well as any can . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.297) M. Mery. Then bicause ye must Custance face to face wowe , Let vs see how to behaue your selfe ye can doe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.298) Ye must haue a portely bragge after your estate . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.299) R. Roister . Tushe , I can handle that after the best rate . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.300) M. Mery. Well done , so loe , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.301) vp man with your head and chin , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.302) Up with that snoute man : (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.303) so loe , nowe ye begin , So , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.304) that is somewhat like , but prankie cote , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.305) nay whan , That is a lustie brute , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.306) handes vnder your side man : (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.307) So loe , now is it euen as it shoulde bee , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.308) That is somewhat like , for a man of your degree . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.309) Then must ye stately goe , ietting vp and downe , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.310) Tut , can ye no better shake the taile of your gowne ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.311) There loe , such a lustie bragge it is ye must make . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.312) R. Royster . To come behind , and make curtsie , thou must som pains take . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.313) M. Mery. Else were I much to blame , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.314) I thanke your mastershyp The lorde one day all to begrime you with worshyp , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.315) Back sir sauce , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.316) let gentlefolkes haue elbowe roome , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.317) Uoyde sirs , (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.318) see ye not maister Roister Doister come ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.319) Make place my maisters . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.320) R.R. Thou iustlest nowe to nigh . (UDALL-E1-P2,L979.321) Back al rude loutes . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.323) R.R. Tush . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.324) M.M. I crie your maship mercy Hoighdagh , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.325) if faire fine mistresse Custance sawe you now , Ralph Royster Doister were hir owne I warrant you . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.326) R. Royster . Neare an M by your girdle ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.327) M.M. Your good mastershyps Maistershyp , were hir owne Mistreshyps mistreshyps , Ye were take vp for haukes , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.328) ye were gone , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.329) ye were gone , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.330) But now one other thing more yet I thinke vpon . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.331) R. Royster . Shewe what it is . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.332) M.M. A wower be he neuer so poore Must play and sing before his $bestbeloue $s {TEXT:bestbeloues} doore , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.333) How much more than you ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.334) R.R. Thou speakest wel out of dout . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.335) M. Mery. And perchaunce that woulde make hir the sooner come out . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.336) R. Royster . Goe (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.337) call my Musitians , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.338) bydde them high apace . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.339) M. Mery. I wyl be here with them ere ye can say trey ace . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.340) Exeat . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.341) R. Royster . This was well sayde of Merygreeke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.342) I lowe hys wit , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.343) Before my sweete hearts dore we will haue a fit . That if my loue come forth , that I may with hir talke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.344) I doubt not but this geare shall on my side walke . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.345) But lo , how well Merygreeke is returned sence . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.346) M. Mery. There hath grown no grasse on my heele since I went hence , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.347) Lo here haue I brought that shall make you pastance . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.348) R. Royster . Come sirs let vs sing to winne my deare loue Custance . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.349) Cantent . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.350) M. Mery. Lo where she commeth , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.351) some countenaunce to hir make (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.352) And ye shall heare me be plaine with hir for your sake . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1013.353) Actus iij. Scaena. v. (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.356) Roister Doister . Mathewe Merygreeke . Scruiuener . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.358) R. Royster . What is a gentleman but his worde and his promise ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.359) I must nowe saue this vilaines lyfe in any wise , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.360) And yet at hym already my handes doe tickle , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.361) I shall vneth holde them , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.362) they wyll be so fickle , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.363) But lo (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.364) and Merygreeke haue not brought him sens ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.365) M. Mery. Nay I woulde I had of my purse payde fortie pens . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.366) Scriuener . So woulde I too : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.367) but it needed not that stounde , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.368) M. Mery. But the ientman had rather spent fiue thousand pound , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.369) For it disgraced him at least fiue tymes so muche . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.370) Scriuener . He disgraced him selfe , his loutishnesse is suche . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.371) R. Royster . Howe long they stande prating ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.372) Why comst thou not away ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.373) M. Mery. Come nowe to hymselfe , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.374) and hearke what he will say . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.375) Scriuener . I am not afrayde in his presence to appeare . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.376) R. Royster . Arte thou come felow ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.377) Scri. How thinke you ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.378) Am I not here ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.379) R. Royster . What hindrance hast thou done me , and what villanie ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.380) Scriuener . It hath come of thy selfe , if thou hast had any . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1189.381) R. Royster . All the stocke thou comest of later or rather , From thy fyrst fathers grandfathers fathers father , Nor all that shall come of thee to the worldes ende , Though to three score generations they descende , Can be able to make me a iust recompense , For this trespasse of thine and this one offense . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.382) Scriuener . Wherin ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.383) R.R. Did not you make me a letter brother ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.384) Scriuener . Pay the like hire , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.385) I will make you such an other . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.386) R. Royster . Nay see (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.387) and these whooreson Phariseys and Scribes Doe not get their liuyng by polling and bribes . If it were not for shame , Scriuener . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.388) Nay holde thy hands still . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.389) M. Mery. Why did ye not promise that ye would not him spill ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.390) Scriuener . Let him not spare me . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.391) R.R. Why wilt thou strike me again ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.392) Scriuener . Ye shall haue as good as ye bring of me that is plaine . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.393) M. Mery. I can not blame him sir , though your blowes wold him greue . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.394) For he knoweth present death to ensue of all ye geue . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.395) R. Royster . Well , this man for once hath purchased thy pardon . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.396) Scriuener . And what say ye to me ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.397) or else I will gon . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.398) R. Royster . I say the letter thou madest me was not good . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.399) Scriuener . Then did ye wrong copy it of likelihood . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.400) R. Royster . Yes , out of thy copy worde for worde I it wrote . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.401) Scriuener . Then was it as ye prayed to haue it I wote , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.402) But in reading and pointying there was made some faulte . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.403) R. Royster . I wote not , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.404) but it made all my matter to haulte . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.405) Scriuener . Howe say you , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.406) is this mine originall or no ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.407) R. Royster . The selfe same that I wrote out of , so mote I go . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.408) Scriuener . Loke you on your owne fist , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.409) and I will looke on this , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.410) And let this man be iudge whether I reade amisse . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.411) To myne owne dere coney birde , sweete heart , and pigsny , Good mistresse Custance , present these by and by . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.412) How now ? doth this superscription agree ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.413) R. Royster . Reade that is within , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.414) and there ye shall the fault see . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1209.415) Scriuener . Sweete mistresse , where as I loue you , nothing at all Regarding your richesse and substance : chiefe of all For your personage , beautie , demeanour and witte I commende me vnto you : Neuer a whitte Sory to heare reporte of your good welfare . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.416) For as I heare say suche your conditions are , That ye be worthie fauour : Of no liuing man To be abhorred : of euery honest man To be taken for a woman enclined to vice Nothing at all : to vertue giuing hir due price . Wherfore concerning mariage , ye are thought Suche a fine Paragon , as nere honest man bought . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.417) And nowe by these presents I doe you aduertise , That I am minded to marrie you : In no wyse For your goodes and substance : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.418) I can be content To take you as you are : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.419) yf ye will be my wife , Ye shall be assured for the time of life , I wyll keepe you right well : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.420) from good raiment and fare , Ye shall not be kept , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.421) but in sorowe and care Ye shall in no wyse lyue : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.422) at your owne libertie , Doe and say what ye lust : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.423) ye shall neuer please me But when you are merrie : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.424) I will bee all sadde When ye are sorie : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.425) I wyll be very gladde When ye seeke your heartes ease : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.426) I wyll be vnkinde At no time : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.427) in me shall ye muche gentlenesse finde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.428) But all things contrary to your will and minde Shall be done otherwise : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.429) I wyll not be behynde To speake : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.430) And as for all they that woulde do you wrong , I wyll so helpe and maintayne ye shall not lyue long . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.431) Nor any foolishe dolte shall cumber you , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.432) but I , I , who ere say nay , wyll sticke by you tyll I die . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.433) Thus good mistresse Custance , the lorde you saue and kepe , From me Roister Doister , whether I wake or slepe , Who fauoureth you no lesse , ye may be bolde Than this letter purporteth , which ye haue vnfolde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.434) Now sir , what default can ye finde in this letter ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.435) R. Royster . Of truth in my mynde there can not be a better . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.436) Scriuener . Then was the fault in readyng , and not in writyng , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1243.437) No nor I dare say in the fourme of enditying , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.439) But who read this letter , that it sounded so nought ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.440) M. Mery. I read it in deede . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.441) Scri. Ye red it not as ye ought . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.442) R. Royster . Why thou wretched villaine was all this same fault in thee ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.443) M. Mery. I knocke your costarde if you offer to strike me . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.444) R. Royster . Strikest thou in deede ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.445) and I offer but in iest ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.446) M. Mery. Yea and rappe you againe except ye can sit in rest . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.447) And I will no longer tarie here me beleue . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.448) R. Royster . What wilt thou be angry , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.449) and I do thee forgeue ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.450) Fare thou well , scribler , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.451) I crie thee mercie in deede . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.452) Scriuener . Fare ye well bibbler , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.453) and worthily may ye speede . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.454) R. Royster . If it were an other but thou , it were a knaue . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.455) M. Mery. Ye are an other your selfe sir , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.456) the lorde vs both saue , Albeit in this matter I must your pardon craue , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.457) Alas woulde ye wyshe in me the witte that ye haue ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.458) But as for my fault I can quickly amende , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.459) I will shewe Custance it was I that did offende . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.460) R. Royster . By so doing hir anger may be reformed . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.461) M. Mery. But if by no entreatie she will be turned , Then sette lyght by hir (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.462) and bee as testie as shee , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.463) And doe your force vpon hir with extremitie . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.464) R. Roister . Come on therefore (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.465) lette vs go home in sadnesse . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.466) M. Mery. That if force shall neede all may be in a readinesse , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.467) And as for thys letter hardely let all go , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.468) We wyll know where she refuse you for that or no . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.469) Exeant am . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.470) Actus iiij. Scaena. j. (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.472) Sym Suresby . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1277.474) Sim. Sure. Is there any man but I Sym Suresby alone , That would haue taken such an enterprise him vpon , In suche an outragious tempest as this was . Suche a daungerous gulfe of the sea to passe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.475) I thinke verily Neptunes mightie godshyp , Was angry with some that was in our shyp , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.476) And but for the honestie whiche in me he founde , I thinke for the others sake we had bene drownde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.477) But fye on that seruant which for his maisters wealth Will sticke for to hazarde both his lyfe and his health . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.478) My maister Gawyn Goodlucke after me a day Bicause of the weather , thought best hys shyppe to stay , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.479) And now that I haue the rough sourges so well past , God graunt I may finde all things safe here at last . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.480) Then will I thinke all my trauaile well spent . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.481) Nowe the first poynt wherfore my maister hath me sent Is to salute dame Christian Custance his wife , Espoused : whome he tendreth no lesse than his life , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.482) I must see how it is with hir well or wrong , And whether for him she doth not now thinke long : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.483) Then to other friendes I haue a message or tway , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.484) And then so to returne and mete him on the way . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.485) Now wyll I goe knocke that I may dispatche with speede , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.486) But loe forth commeth hir selfe happily in deede . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.487) Actus. iiij. Scaena ij. (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.489) Christian Custance . Sim Suresby . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.491) C. Custa~ce . I come to see if any more stirrying be here , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.492) But what straunger is this , which doth to me appere ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.493) Sym Surs. I will speake to hir : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.494) Dame the lorde you saue and see . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.495) C. Custa~ce . What friende Sym Suresby ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.496) Forsoth right welcome ye be , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.497) Howe doth mine owne Gawyn Goodlucke , I pray the tell ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.498) C. Custa~ce {COM:sic} . When he knoweth of your health he will be perfect well . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.499) S. Suresby {COM:sic} If he haue perfect helth , I am as I would be . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1307.500) Sim. Sure. Such newes will please him well , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.502) this is as it should be . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.503) C. Custa~ce . I thinke now long for him . Sym S. And he as long for you . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.504) C. Custa~ce . When wil he be at home ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.505) Sym. S. His heart is here een now (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.506) His body commeth after . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.507) C. Custance . I would see that faine . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.508) Sim. Sure. As fast as wynde and sayle can cary it a maine . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.509) But what two men are yonde comming hitherwarde ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.510) C. Custa~ce . Now I shrew their best Christmasse chekes both togetherward . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.511) Actus. iiij. Scaena. iij. (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.513) Christian Custance . Sym Suresby . Ralph Roister . Mathew Merygreke . Trupeny . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.515) C. Custa~ce . What meane these lewde felowes thus to trouble me stil ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.516) Sym Suresby here perchance shal therof deme som yll , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.517) And shall suspect in me some point of naughtinesse , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.518) And they come hitherward . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.519) Sym S. What is their businesse ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.520) C. Custa~ce . I haue nought to them , nor they to me in sadness . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.521) Sim. Sure. Let vs hearken them , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.522) somewhat there is I feare it . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.523) R. Royster . I will speake out alooude best , that she may heare it . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.524) M. Mery. Nay alas , ye may so feare hir out of hir wit . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.525) R. Royster . By the crosse of my sworde , I will hurt hir no whit . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.526) M. Mery. Will ye doe no harme in deede , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.527) shall I trust your worde ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.528) R. Royster . By Roister Doisters fayth I will speake but in borde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.529) Sim. Sure. Let vs hearken them , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.530) somwhat there is I feare it . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.531) R. Royster . I will speake out aloude , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.532) I care not who heare it : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.533) Sirs , see that my harnesse , my tergat , and my shield , Be made as bright now , as when I was last in fielde , As white as I shoulde to warre againe to morrowe : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.534) For sicke shall I be , but I worke some folke sorow . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.535) Therfore see that all shine as bright as sainct George , Or as doth a key newly come from the Smiths forge . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1337.536) I woulde haue my sworde and harnesse to shine so bright , That I might therwith dimme mine enimies sight , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.537) I would haue it cast beames as fast I tell you playne , As doth the glittering grasse after a showre of raine . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.538) And see that in case I shoulde neede to come to arming , All things may be ready at a minutes warning , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.539) For such chaunce may chaunce againe in an houre , do ye heare ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.540) M. Mery. As perchance shall not chaunce again in seuen yeare . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.541) R. Royster . Now draw we neare to hir , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.542) and here what shall be sayde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.543) M. Mery. But I woulde not haue you make hir too muche afrayde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.544) R. Royster . Well founde sweete wife I trust for al this your soure looke . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.545) C. Custa~ce . Wife ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.546) why cal ye me wife ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.547) Sim S. wife ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.548) this gear goth acrook . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.549) M. Mery. Nay mistresse Custance , I warrant you , our letter Is not as we redde een nowe , but much better , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.550) And where ye halfe stomaked this gentleman afore , For this same letter , ye wyll loue hym nowe therefore , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.551) Nor it is not this letter though ye were a queene , That shoulde breake marriage betweene you twaine I weene . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.552) C. Custa~ce . I did not refuse hym for the letters sake . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.553) R. Royster . Then ye are content me for your husbande to take . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.554) C. Custa~ce . You for my husbande to take ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.555) nothing less truely . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.556) R. Royster . Yea say so , sweete spouse , afore straungers hardly . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.557) M. Mery. And though I haue here his letter of loue with me , Yet his ryng and tokens he sent , keepe safe with ye . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.558) C. Custa~ce . A mischiefe take his tokens , and him and thee too . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.559) But what prate I with fooles ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.560) haue I nought else to doo ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.561) Come in with me Sym Suresby to take some repast . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.562) Sim. Sure. I must ere I drinke by your leaue , goe in all hast , To a place or two , with earnest letters of his . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.563) C. Custa~ce . Then come drink here w=t= me . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.564) S.S. I tha~k you . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.565) C.C. Do not misse (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.566) You shall haue a token to your maister with you . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.567) Sym Surs. No tokens this time gramercies , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.568) God be with you . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.569) Exeat . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.570) C. Custa~ce . Surely this fellowe misdeemeth some yll in me , Which thing but God helpe , will go neere to spill me . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.571) R. Royster . Yea farewell fellow , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1367.572) and tell thy maister Goodlucke That he commeth to late of thys blossome to plucke . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.573) Let him keepe him there still , or at least wise make no hast , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.574) As for his labour hither he shall spende in wast . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.575) His betters be in place nowe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.576) M.M. As long as it will hold . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.577) C. Custa~ce . I will be euen with thee thou beast , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.578) thou mayst be bolde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.579) R. Royster . Will ye haue vs then ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.580) C. Custance . I will neuer haue thee . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.581) R. Royster . Then will I haue you ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.582) C. Cust. No , the deuill shal haue thee . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.583) I haue gotten this houre more shame and harme by thee , Than all thy life days thou canst do me honestie . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.584) M. Mery. Why nowe may ye see what it comth too in the ende , To make a deadly foe of your most louing frende : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.585) And ywis this letter if ye woulde heare it now . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.586) C. Custa~ce . I will heare none of it . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.587) M.M. In faith would rauishe you . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.588) C. Custa~ce . He hath stained my name for euer this is cleare . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.589) R. Royster . I can make all as well in an houre . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.590) M.M. As ten yeare . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.591) Now say ye , wil ye haue him ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.592) C.C. No . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.593) M.M. Wil ye take him ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.594) C. Custa~ce . I defie him . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.595) M.M. At my word ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.596) C. Cust. A shame take him . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.597) Waste no more wynde (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.598) for it will neuer bee . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.599) M. Mery. This one faulte with twaine shall be mended , ye shall see . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.600) Gentle mistresse Custance now , good mistresse Custance , Honey mistresse Custance now , sweete mistresse Custance , Golden mistresse Custance now , white mistresse Custance , Silken mistresse Custance now , faire mistresse Custance . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.601) C. Custa~ce . Faith rather than to mary with such a doltishe loute , I woulde matche my selfe with a begger out of doute . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.602) M. Mery. Then I can say no more , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.603) to speede we are not like , Except ye rappe out a ragge of your Rhetorike . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.604) C. Custa~ce . Speake not of winnyng me : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.605) for it shall neuer be so . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.606) R. Royster . Yes dame , I will haue you whether ye will or no , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.607) I commaunde you to loue me , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.608) wherfore shoulde ye not ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.609) Is not my loue to you chafing and burning hot ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.610) M. Mery. Too hir , that is well sayd . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.611) R.R. Shall I so breake my braine To dote vpon you , and ye not loue vs againe ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.612) M. Mery. Well sayd yet . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.613) C. Cust. go to y=u= goose . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1401.614) R.R. I say Kit Custa~ce , In case ye will not haze , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.615) well , better yes perchaunce . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.616) C. Custa~ce . Auaunt lozell , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.617) picke thee hence . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.618) M.M. Wel sir , ye perceiue , For all your kinde offer , she will not you receiue . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.619) R. Royster . Then a strawe for hir , and a strawe for hir againe , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.620) She shall not be my wife , woulde she neuer to faine , No and though she would be at ten thousand pounde cost . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.621) M. Mery. Lo dame , ye may see what an husbande ye haue lost . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.622) C. Custa~ce . Yea , no force , a iewell much better lost than founde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.623) M. Mery. Ah , ye will not beleue how this doth my heart wounde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.624) How shoulde a mariage betwene you be towarde , If both parties drawe backe , and become so frowarde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.625) R. Royster . Nay dame , I will fire thee out of thy house , And destroy thee and thine , and that by and by . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.626) M. Mery. Nay for the passion of God sir , do not so . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.627) R. Royster . Yes , except she $will $say {TEXT:wil_lsay} yea to that she sayde no . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.628) C. Custa~ce . And what , be there no officers trow we , in towne To checke idle loytrers braggyng vp and downe ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.629) Where be they , by whome vacabunds should be represt ? That poore sillie Widowes might liue in peace and rest . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.630) Shall I neuer ridde the out of my companie ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.631) I will call for helpe , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.632) come forth Trupenie . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.633) Trupenie . Anon . What is your will mistresse ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.634) dyd ye call me ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.635) C. Custa~ce . Yea , go (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.636) runne apace , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.637) and as fast as may be , Pray Tristram Trusty , my most assured frende , To be here by and by , that he may me defende . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.638) Trupenie . That message so quickly shall be done by Gods grace , That at my returne ye shall say , I went apace . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.639) Exeat . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.640) C. Custa~ce . Then shall we see I trowe , whether ye shall do me harme , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.641) R. Royster . Yes in faith Kitte , I shall thee and thine so charme , That all women incarnate by thee may beware . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.642) C. Custa~ce . Nay , as for charming me , come hither if thou dare , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.643) I shall cloute thee tyll thou stinke , both thee and thy traine , And coyle thee mine owne handes , and sende thee home againe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.644) R. Royster . Yea sayst thou me that dame ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.645) dost thou me threaten ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1435.646) Goe we , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.648) I will see whether I shall be beaten . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.649) M. Mery. Nay for the paishe of god , let me now treate peace , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.650) For bloudshed will there be in case this strife increace . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.651) Ah good dame Custance , take better way with you . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.652) C. Custa~ce . Let him do his worst . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.653) M.M. Yeld in time . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.654) R.R. Come he~ce thou . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.655) Exeat Roister & Mery . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.656) Actus. iiij. Scaena. iiij. (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.658) Christian Custance . Anot Alyface . Tibet T. M Mumblecrust . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.660) C. Custa~ce . So sirra , if I should not with hym take this way , I should not be ridde of him I thinke till doomes day , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.661) I will call forth my folkes , that without any mockes If he come agayne we may giue him rappes and knockes . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.662) Mage Mumblecrust , come forth , and Tibet Talke apace . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.663) Yea and come forth too , mistresse Annot Alyface . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.664) Annot Aly. I come . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.665) Tibet. & I am here . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.666) M. Mumb. and I am here too at le~gth . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.667) C. Custa~ce . Like warriers if nede bee , ye must shew your strength (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.668) The man that this day hath thus begiled you , Is Ralph Roister Doister , whome ye know well inowe , The moste loute and dastarde that euer on grounde trode . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.669) Tib Talk. I see all folke mocke hym when he goeth abrode . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.670) C. Custa~ce . What pretie maide ? will ye talke when I speake ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.671) Tib. Talk. No forsooth good mistresse . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.672) C. Cust. Will ye my tale breake ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.673) He threatneth to come hither with all his force to fight , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.674) I charge you if he come , on him with all your might . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.675) M. Mumbl. I with my distaffe will reache hym one rappe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.676) Tib Talk. And I with my newe broome will sweepe hym one swappe , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.677) And then with our greate clubbe I will reache hym one rappe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.678) An. Aliface . And I with our skimmer will fling him one flappe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.679) Tib. Talk. Then Trupenies fireforke will him shrewdly fray , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.680) And you with the spitte may driue him quite away . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1469.681) C. Custa~ce . Go (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.683) make all ready , that it may be een so . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.684) Tib. Talk. For my parte I shrewe them that last about it go . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.685) Exeant . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.686) Actus. iiij. Scaena v. (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.688) Christian Custance . Trupenie . Tristram Trusty . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.690) C. Custa~ce . Trupenie dyd promise me to runne a great pace , My friend Tristam Trusty to fet into this place . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.691) In deede he dwelleth hence a good stert I confesse : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.692) But yet a quicke messanger might twice since as I gesse , Haue gone and come againe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.693) Ah yond I spie him now . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.694) Trupeny . Ye are a slow goer sir , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.695) I make God auow . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.696) My mistresse Custance will in me put all the blame , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.697) Your leggs be longer than myne : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.698) come apace for shame . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.699) C. Custa~ce . I can thee thanke Trupenie , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.700) thou hast done right wele . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.701) Trupeny . Maistresse since I went no grasse hath growne on my hele , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.702) But maister Tristram Trustie here maketh no speede . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.703) C. Custa~ce . That he came at all I thanke him in very deede , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.704) For now haue I neede of the helpe of some wise man . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.705) T. Trusty . Then may I be gone againe , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.706) for none such I $am {TEXT:m} . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.707) Trupenie . Ye may bee by your going : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.708) for no Alderman Can goe I dare say , a sadder pace than ye can . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.709) C. Custa~ce . Trupenyie get thee in , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.710) thou shalt among them knowe , How to vse thy selfe , like a propre man I trowe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.711) Trupeny . I go . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.712) Ex. (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.713) C.C. Now Tristra~ Trusty I tha~k you right much . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.714) For at my first sending to come ye neuer grutch . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.715) T. Trusty . Dame Custance God ye saue , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.716) and while my life shall last , For my friende Goodlucks sake ye shall not send in wast . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.717) C. Custa~ce . He shal giue you tha~ks . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.718) T. Trusty . I wil do much for his sake (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.719) C. Custa~ce . But alack , I feare , great displeasure shall be take {COM:sic} . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.720) T. Trusty . Wherfore ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.721) C.C. For a foolish matter . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.722) T.T. What is your cause (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.723) C. Custa~ce . I am yll accombred with a couple of dawes . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1500.724) T. Trusty . Nay weepe not woman : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.726) but tell me what your cause is (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.727) As concerning my friende is any thing amisse ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.728) C. Custa~ce . No not on my part : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.729) but here was Sym Suresby . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.730) T. Trustie . He was with me (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.731) and tolde me so . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.732) C.C. And he stoode by While Ralph Roister Doister with helpe of Merygreeke , For promise of mariage did vnto me seeke . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.733) T. Trusty . And had ye made any promise before them twaine . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.734) C. Custa~ce . No I had rather be torne in pieces and slaine . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.735) No man hath my faith and trouth , but Gawyn Goodlucke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.736) And that before Suresby dyd I say , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.737) and there stucke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.738) But of certaine letters there were suche words spoken . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.739) T. Trustie . He tolde me that too . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.740) C. Cust. And of a ring and token . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.741) That Suresby I spied , dyd more than halfe suspect , That I my faith to Gawyn Goodlucke dyd reiect . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.742) T. Trusty . But there was no such matter dame Custance in deede ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.743) C. Custa~ce . If euer my head thought it , God sende me yll speede . Wherfore I beseech you , with me to be a witnesse , That in all my lyfe I neuer intended thing lesse , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.744) And what a brainsicke foole Ralph Roister Doister is , Your selfe know well enough . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.745) T. Trust. Ye say full true ywis . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.746) C. Custa~ce . Bicause to bee his wife I ne graunt nor apply , Hither will he com he sweareth by and by . To kill both me and myne , and beate downe my house flat . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.747) Therfore I pray your aide . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.748) T.T. I warrant you that . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.749) C. Custa~ce . Haue I so many yeres liued a sobre life , And sheweth my selfe honest , mayde , widowe , and wyfe , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.750) And nowe to be abused in such a vile sorte , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.751) Ye see howe poore Widowes lyue all voyde of comfort . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.752) T. Trusty . I warrant hym do you no harme nor wrong at all . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.753) C. Custa~ce . No , but Mathew Merygreeke doth me most appall , That he woulde ioyne hym selfe with suche a wretched loute . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.754) T. Trusty . He doth it for a iest I knowe hym out of doubte , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.755) And here cometh Merygreeke . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.756) C.C. Then shal we here his mind . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1530.757) Actus. iiij. Scaena. vj. (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.760) Merygreeke . Christian Custance . Trist. Trusty . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.762) M. Mery. Custance and Trustie both , I doe you here well finde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.763) C. Custa~ce . Ah Mathew Merygreeke , ye haue vsed me well . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.764) M. Mery. Nowe for altogether ye must your answere tell . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.765) Will ye haue this man , woman ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.766) or else will ye not ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.767) Else will he come neuer bore so brymme nor tost so hot . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.768) Tris. & Cu. But why ioyn ye with him . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.769) T.T. For mirth ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.770) C.C. Or else in sadnesse ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.771) M. Mery. The more fond of you both hardly y=e= mater gesse . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.772) Tristram . Lo how say ye dame ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.773) M.M. Why do ye thinke dame Custa~ce That in this wowyng I haue ment ought but pastance ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.774) M. Mery. Much things ye spake I wote , to maintaine his dotage . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.775) C. Custa~ce . But well might ye iudge I spake it all in mockage , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.776) For why ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.777) is Roister Doister a fit husbande for you ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.778) T. Trusty . I dare say ye neuer thought it . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.779) M.M. No to God I vow . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.780) And dyd not I knowe afore of the insurance Betweene Gawyn Goodlucke , and Christian Custance ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.781) And dyd not I for the nonce , by my conueyance , Reade his letter in a wrong sense for daliance ? That if you coulde haue take it vp at the first bounde , We should therat such a sporte and pastime haue founde , That all the whole towne should haue ben the merier . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.782) C. Custa~ce . Ill ake your heades bothe , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.783) I was neuer werier , Nor neuer more vexte since the first day I was borne . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.784) T. Trusty . But very well I wist he here did all in scorne . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.785) C. Custa~ce . But I feared therof to take dishonestie . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.786) M. Mery. This should both haue made sport , and shewed your honestie (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.787) And Goodlucke I dare sweare , your witte therin would low . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.788) T. Trusty . Yea , being no worse than we know it to be now . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.789) M. Mery. And nothing yet to late , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1563.790) for when I come to him , Hither will he repaire with a sheepes looke full grim , By plaine force and violence to driue you to yelde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.791) C. Custa~ce . If ye two bidde me , we will with him pitche a fielde , I and my maides together . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.792) M.M. Let vs see , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.793) be bolde . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.794) C. Custa~ce . Ye shal see wome~s warre . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.795) T. Trusty . That fight wil I behold (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.796) M. Mery. If occasion serue , takyng his parte full brim , I will strike at you , but the rappe shall light on him . When we first appeare . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.797) C. Cust. Then will I runne away As though I were afeard . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.798) T. Trusty . Do you that part wel play (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.799) And I will sue for peace . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.800) M.M. And I will set him on . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.801) Then will he looke as fierce as a Cotssold lyon . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.802) T. Trusty . But when gost thou for him ? (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.803) M.M. That do I very nowe . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.804) C. Custa~ce . Ye shal find vs here . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.805) M.M. Wel god haue mercy on you . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.806) Ex. (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.807) T. Trusty . There is no cause of feare , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.808) the least boy in the streete : (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.809) C. Custa~ce . Nay , the least girle I haue , will make him take his feete . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.810) But hearke , (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.811) me thinke they make preparation . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.812) T. Trustie . No force , it will be a good recreation . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.813) C. Custa~ce . I will stande within , and steppe forth speedily , And so make as though I ranne away dreadfully . (UDALL-E1-P2,L1594.814)