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"no." He K01 35 looked straight ahead at the cabbages, silver globes of matched K01 36 size. There was another tap of the fan on his nose."We K01 37 could just..." K01 38 "No," said Rosie."We could not act recklessly. K01 39 I'm over all that. That's all in the past." K01 40"You're right," said Thomas. K01 41They were silent for a while. K01 42 "You can keep on visiting me, though," said K01 43 Rosie, at last."Of course you can." K01 44"Of course I can." K01 45"Buy more pictures." K01 46"Buy more pictures." K01 47"But I'd never change my life, now, Thomas. Not for K01 48 anyone. Besides, you've got a very good wife, I'm K01 49 thinking." K01 50Thomas stiffened. "How do you know? But yes, you're K01 51 right. She's a good woman." K01 52"You'd be foolish to leave a good wife." K01 53"Oh, Rosie, you can't possibly know how much I love K01 54 you, how much I can't bear being away from you." K01 55He turned from the cabbages to look at her. She was regarding K01 56 him curiously, kindly. He felt a choking in his chest, tears K01 57 pouring from his eyes. Then a soft mouth was on his cheeks, curbing K01 58 their course: a gentle palm on his temples. K01 59 "You're a good man, Thomas," Rosie observed in K01 60 a smudged whisper."You must never love a woman flighty as K01 61 a butterfly, now, who would never change .... Here, don't be K01 62 crying." K01 63There was a confusion of handkerchiefs, dabbing. Mouths met for K01 64 an infinitesimal kiss. Thomas feared a heart attack, death. K01 65 Now more than ever ... time ripe to die, to cease upon the K01 66 midnight with no pain and all that. K01 67 "I don't believe you," he groaned."I K01 68 love you, Rosie, I love you, I love you, woman." K01 69Having kissed her, he would gladly die. He opened his eyes to K01 70 tell her this and saw, at the far end of the secret garden, a K01 71 spectre-like figure with long amber hair. K01 72 "My daughter," cried Rosie, suddenly bright. K01 73"Serena! I've been looking for you everywhere." K01 74Mother and daughter waved. Thomas closed his eyes again, unable K01 75 to face such interruption. He heard the scrunch of Rosie standing K01 76 up, preparing to leave him. But she would not succeed, she would K01 77 not succeed. He would pursue her for ever, chase her to the ends of K01 78 ... K01 79 "Come on, Mr Arkwright, my darling Thomas," she K01 80 was saying. "I can't be waiting for you all night, now, can K01 81 I?" K01 82<*_>three-stars<*/> K01 83 Soothed by her inspiration, Rachel lingered for a while longer K01 84 in her place on the terrace. She looked down on the dancers with a K01 85 mixture of sympathy, scorn, amusement. She found herself wondering, K01 86 as did Thomas the day the Farthingoes' invitation had arrived, why K01 87 the middle-aged go to all the bother and expense to give such K01 88 parties. What were they for? In Frances's case, perhaps, the months K01 89 of brilliant planning were rewarding occupation in an empty life. K01 90 But there was a certain pointlessness, was there not, in the end K01 91 result? K01 92 In youth, Rachel reflected, the unspoken plan of every guest K01 93 was to search for - perhaps to find - a partner. Thus the meanest K01 94 gathering of party-goers was endowed with a certain excitement, K01 95 anticipation. In middle age, though cheap wine and scant food may K01 96 have given way to the sort of extravagance of tonight, the days of K01 97 the hunt were mostly over. Guests were now married, remarried, K01 98 divorced. The point of such gatherings was to be reunited with old K01 99 friends rather than to meet new ones: there is wistfulness in such K01 100 an occasion, rather than expectancy. As for the idea of signalling K01 101 availability at a party like this ... it was laughable. No-one to K01 102 notice, no-one Rachel would care to be noticed by. K01 103 She smiled to herself, observing the dancers. They included a K01 104 scattering of people she had known vaguely for years, K01 105 contemporaries at Oxford, the odd school friend. Their various ways K01 106 had parted, their common interests divided, probably floundered. K01 107 Rachel had no desire to restrike up acquaintance with any of them: K01 108 bridging wide gaps is a tiring business - better just to wave in K01 109 friendly fashion from opposite banks, as she did to a few people K01 110 who passed her by. She was struck by their general metamorphosis. K01 111 The unkind truth is that, in middle age, if you don't see your K01 112 contemporaries with strict regularity, you are faced by the shock K01 113 of change after even a short space of time. These old acquaintances K01 114 were all balder, fatter, greyer, saggier and, judging by much K01 115 cupping of hands round ears, deafer. Their style of dancing, in the K01 116 intervening years, had changed too. No matter how wildly they had K01 117 rocked and rolled in their youth, now, with few exceptions, they K01 118 plumped for just two basic movements: the piston arms, and, just K01 119 off the beat, a kind of yanking up of one leg in the manner of an K01 120 undecided dog. Sometimes, to be fair, the men did provide a little K01 121 variation by arching their backs and twinkling down their double K01 122 chins at another man's wife. And the women sportingly jiggled about K01 123 like lampshades in a breeze, careless of their shape and size. A K01 124 love of puffy skirts was almost ubiquitous among them, while gold K01 125 edging ran amok round milkmaid bodices and sleeves. Rachel smiled K01 126 to herself again, enjoying the Englishwoman's complete indifference K01 127 to the superficialities of fashion: she was one of their band. She, K01 128 too, had different priorities: she understood the familiar comfort K01 129 of an old dress. K01 130 After a while she gathered up the black skirt which had served K01 131 her for fifteen summers, and decided her moment had come. One final K01 132 look at the melancholy sight of the Farthingoes' friends bumbling K01 133 ungainly on the dance floor, and she turned into the house. K01 134 Rachel know its geography well. Firm of purpose, she moved K01 135 swiftly up the stairs, across the landing past Frances's room - K01 136 glimpse of women with gold shoes thrown off, dabbing at their hair K01 137 - and on to the wing destined one day for Toby's aged mother. She K01 138 came to a door on which a No Entry notice had been K01 139 pinned: a command which had plainly taken Fiona many hours to K01 140 accomplish, decorated with a border of poppies and ice creams - the K01 141 pathos of unacknowledged effort, Rachel thought. She would remember K01 142 to congratulate Fiona if she saw her again. K01 143 She pushed through the door into an unlit passage, turned into K01 144 the first door on the right. The room, Frances had once told her, K01 145 was sometimes used for an overspill of guests: its decoration K01 146 reflected its status. Rachel went straight to the window, opened it K01 147 in the hope that the night air, quite cool by now, would soon K01 148 dispel the stuffy smell of unaired cotton and lavender bags. She K01 149 looked at the bright half moon balanced on the crest of a giant K01 150 cedar, and listened to the faint soughing Cellar Music playing K01 151 Lullaby of Broadway . Excited by her distance from the K01 152 party, and her absolute privacy, she pulled back the K01 153 bramble-printed cover of one of the twin beds: it was made up with K01 154 clean pink sheets. She then unzipped her dress and let it fall to K01 155 the ground. By the dim light of the moon it looked like the soft K01 156 ashy mound of the remains of a bonfire. Shoes off, next: the relief K01 157 of stretching the toes - and into the strange bed. K01 158 The pillows were of the prim kind that are often designated for K01 159 visitors. They did not cave protectively about her head, nor did K01 160 the sheets have the cool stroke of line. But it was escape, escape. K01 161 The mossiness that precedes oblivion lapped over her body. Within K01 162 moments she slept. K01 163 <*_>three-stars<*/> K01 164 Ant Cellar, bearing in mind his reputation of value for money, K01 165 did not leave the bandstand during the first short break: he K01 166 squatted on the floor drinking a can of beer, his pose out of K01 167 keeping with his white dinner jacket. But it was only fucking K01 168 human, as he said so often, to let the act slide for a moment or K01 169 two after hours of non-stop fantastic playing. The rest of the boys K01 170 had gone off for fifteen minutes - not a moment more, mind - rest K01 171 and refreshment. To fulfil Frances's wish for "never a K01 172 moment without music" , Ant had employed his old uncle (his K01 173 old mum's brother), once a cocktail-bar player who had made quite a K01 174 reputation at a pub in Marlow, to fill the gap. Uncle Bill couldn't K01 175 run to the white gear, but had turned up neat enough in a black K01 176 dinner jacket and red bow tie, and was plunking very nicely through K01 177 a lot of old tunes on the piano. So the lovely Frances ought to be K01 178 pleased. Where was she? K01 179Ant, looking about, saw her daughter - wretched-looking little K01 180 mite - offering him a piece of paper and a pencil. He K01 181 <}_><-|>kew<+|>knew<}/> what she wanted. With the weariness of one K01 182 who has suffered many years of autograph-fatigue - but with a K01 183 lovely smile to cheer her up - he wrote his signature with a K01 184 flourish, and added "with love" . The child seemed K01 185 pleased, thanked him. K01 186"Enjoying it?" asked Ant. K01 187Fiona struggled between loyalty and honesty. K01 188 "Quite." K01 189"Some spectacle. Terrific, I'd say. Where's your K01 190 mum?" K01 191"Don't know." K01 192"If you see her, tell her I'd like a word. Promise. K01 193 There's a darling." Another friendly smile. K01 194Fiona backed away, unable to speak, clutching her precious K01 195 piece of paper. She began to run: over the empty dance floor, up K01 196 the steps of the terrace, into the heavy-lily air of the drawing K01 197 room, scurrying between guests, some of whom tried to clutch at her K01 198 dress and called her name. But she would not stop. She did not care K01 199 what happened to the rest of the party now, and she did not want to K01 200 be part of it. She had Ant Cellar's autograph, her most precious K01 201 possession in the world, and all she wanted to do was to lock her K01 202 bedroom door, and think about his kindness. K01 203 It wasn't until she was in bed, autograph under the pillow, K01 204 that she remembered his request. Well, she had not seen her mother K01 205 or, for that matter, her father, for ages. She wondered whether to K01 206 get up again and keep her sort-of-promise, but she couldn't bear K01 207 the thought. Besides, Ant, if he ever found out, would be bound to K01 208 forgive her. He was a forgiving sort of man, she could tell. K01 209 <*_>three-stars<*/> K01 210 Thomas had always prided himself on his ability quickly to K01 211 resume dignity if, at some unfortunate moment, it eluded him. K01 212 K02 1 <#FLOB:K02\> After putting the phone down, Christopher wept. K02 2 "There must be something we can do. Something. Has to be. K02 3 He's my son ...I can't help feeling it's all our K02 4 fault." K02 5"Isaac would be delighted to hear you say so, but you K02 6 know it's nonsense. He was always gay. We were too thick to notice. K02 7 He didn't turn gay because we left him. Let's go out and buy K02 8 him some wonderful presents and air-express them to the clinic. K02 9 Florence is so marvellous for shopping ..." Things twisted K02 10 in my hands again. I meant to be kind, but something went wrong. K02 11"...And I need some new shoes. And a bag. And some novels. K02 12 And then let's go to a gallery. Let's not go all mopey. Let's get K02 13 going." K02 14Christopher never came to terms with Isaac's illness. I think K02 15 it always puzzled him, as if he could never quite believe that each K02 16 stage in the process was irrevocable, and this thinner, iller, K02 17 older person was actually his clumsy, chubby son. I think he K02 18 half-thought that one day the old Isaac would ring and say it was K02 19 all a mistake, he wasn't ill, he wasn't gay. I gave up trying to K02 20 educate him. K02 21 It irritated me; alienated me. We were going through a bad K02 22 patch in any case. Not a patch, a tunnel, a long dark night, as K02 23 month after month proved he was a failure - we were a failure; K02 24 we couldn't conceive. K02 25 - I was a failure, deep-down I knew it, but I never K02 26 admitted it to Christopher, it was too hideously dangerous to show K02 27 my weakness. Marriage is a battle for survival, always; be strong K02 28 and win, or go to the wall. In the end it was Christopher who went K02 29 to the wall. Since one of us had to, I'm glad it was him. He sat in K02 30 the dark watching endless movies, he sat and stared at ghosts on K02 31 the wall. K02 32 But I didn't let Isaac go to the wall alone. It was an old K02 33 debt; I hadn't long to pay it. Now I became the one who suggested K02 34 meetings, who noticed the weeks were creeping by, while Chris was K02 35 absent and forgetful, and silent when I talked about Isaac. We K02 36 couldn't talk to each other about it; we talked to each other less K02 37 and less. I knew we were coming to the end of the road, we were K02 38 running out of life as the century did ... K02 39 Yet Chris was my companion, my friend, my brother. If I lost K02 40 him, I had no one else. That was the awful truth, there was no one K02 41 else. We had left them all behind, you see. We had cast ourselves K02 42 off into emptiness. In the middle of the night we clung dumbly K02 43 together and fucked without passion, without hope; blind, wordless, K02 44 regular, like moles grinding in their dark bunker (but I love the K02 45 light; I'm a creature of day, and by day we couldn't meet each K02 46 other's eyes and ate in silence like embittered pensioners). K02 47 We weren't talking about my pregnancy either, my absent K02 48 pregnancy, my vanishing babies. I dreamed about them night after K02 49 night. They vanished like dolls I had dropped in drawers, getting K02 50 smaller and smaller as I searched for them with growing guilt and K02 51 panic. I had one, cradled it, dropped it, picked it up and found it K02 52 was no longer alive, its face was hard plastic or it had no face, K02 53 as I stared it slipped yet again through my fingers, the carpet was K02 54 covered with broken dolls, babies I'd been given but failed to look K02 55 after, failed to love, failed, failed. I started to dream K02 56 about Stuart again; he was ten years younger than Christopher; in K02 57 life we had never fucked unprotected, but in dreams we fucked K02 58 hungrily for a baby, in dream after dream Stuart made me pregnant K02 59 and I woke orgasmic, on a crest of happiness, only to feel it K02 60 trickle away, slipping away between my damp thighs ... K02 61 But Christopher did make me pregnant. That's twice he did it, K02 62 twenty years apart, two pregnancies ending in nothing, nothing. But K02 63 no one can deny I got pregnant again; that at least they can't take K02 64 away ... K02 65 Surely I can bear to think about it now, now I know I'm going K02 66 to have a daughter. K02 67 - I did get pregnant. I'm not deluded. I was forty-nine; that's K02 68 quite an achievement. So fuck that rat bitch K02 69 gynaecologist. I tested my urine twenty times, it made me so K02 70 happy to be positive. I was positive! It was wonderful! No shadow K02 71 of doubt infected my joy. I was furious with Chris when his K02 72 response was muted. K02 73 "What's the matter with you? It's such wonderful news! K02 74 It's a scientific test, we have to believe it. A little baby to K02 75 travel with us. A little baby for us to play with. Baby, baby, baby K02 76 ... Oh fuck, I can't bear to look at your miserable K02 77 face." K02 78"Look for God's sake, Alex, of course I'm happy, but K02 79 you're forty-nine, and only five weeks' pregnant, I just hope K02 80 everything goes right. You haven't got there yet, I dread K02 81 disappointment ..." K02 82I admit I was unreasonable. "Shut up! Shut up! You'll K02 83 bring bad luck! You don't want me to be pregnant, you're hateful, K02 84 hateful ... we should tell the family. I want them to K02 85 know." K02 86But the doubt had been sown, the little bad seed, and perhaps K02 87 where it enters, disaster grows. I think I blamed Chris for what K02 88 happened, though I'm wiser now, I am wiser now ... K02 89 It got to ten and a half weeks. I said it was eleven, but it K02 90 wasn't. Nearly three months, I told myself, and anyone else who K02 91 would listen, strangers, waitresses, whoever I could find, the fact K02 92 of my pregnancy had to be shared, perhaps because I could hardly K02 93 believe it, perhaps because I feared it would end ... K02 94 I had a deep need to tell 'the family' but alas, there was no K02 95 family to tell. Doubtless my family had families by now; I had K02 96 never been told; we had lost each other. My great mute solid pair K02 97 of sibs, left in the past, stranded in the past. Or perhaps I was K02 98 stranded, for they were still together, sharing their children, I K02 99 suppose, playing aunts and uncles and nephews and nieces. But not K02 100 with me. Never with me ... K02 101 - I wished we had friends, I remember that. I wrote to Mary, K02 102 and trembled as I posted it. She was always so solid, so gloriously K02 103 maternal, one might have assumed she had six children. I think I K02 104 feared she would disbelieve it; I think I felt she would see K02 105 straight through me. K02 106 Dear Mary, K02 107 Surprise, surprise! Your old friend Alexandra is nearly three K02 108 months pregnant, and we are both so delighted about it ... K02 109 Ten-and-a-half weeks isn't nearly three months. You grow less K02 110 honest when you're mad with desire, and I longed for that baby with K02 111 a monomanic love I have never felt before or since. Oh I wish the K02 112 pregnancy had lasted longer, though everyone says late miscarriage K02 113 is worse ... if it had lasted longer it would have been more real. K02 114 I would have had something, even if I lost it. K02 115 Ten-and-a-half weeks is nothing to the medics. "It's a K02 116 good job it didn't go any further," said the doctor. K02 117"It's nature's way, you know." K02 118- The profession is full of idiots, who should be muzzled, or K02 119 preferably shot. But my anger was partly in abeyance, then. Most of K02 120 what they said seemed to be beamed towards me from the other side K02 121 of a huge sheet of glass; I was recording it all instead of talking K02 122 back, only the very worst outrages made me talk back. Most of the K02 123 time I just stared at them, numb, which is not like me, not like me K02 124 at all. I was not like me. Part of me was dead. K02 125 I began to bleed one day in a car which was rattling through K02 126 the hot Turkish hills. We'd had sex the night before; at first I K02 127 just thought it was a leak of sperm, Christopher always had a lot K02 128 of sperm even if it couldn't make live babies ... Christopher felt K02 129 too depressed to drive, since the latest reports from Isaac were K02 130 bad, and I didn't want to bother, so we sat in the back of an old K02 131 hire-car, suffering the driving of a crazy local. The roof of the K02 132 car had been rolled back; the heat was intense, even through my K02 133 straw hat, the road ahead shimmered and slurred in the heat; we K02 134 threw up a cloud of dust and small stones; every now and then a fly K02 135 whined by and was sucked into the past with dizzy speed; there was K02 136 dust and resin in my mouth and lungs and ever since then I have K02 137 never smelled pines without a cramping sense of dread. K02 138 All of a sudden I was afraid. "Ask him to pull in to K02 139 the side of the road," I told Christopher. We screeched to K02 140 a halt and I got out alone. In the trees it was stunningly dark and K02 141 quiet after the rattling blaze of the open road. Once my eyes K02 142 adjusted, it was beautiful; a few narrow sunbeams pierced the K02 143 gloom; perfect yellow flowers underfoot, like buttercups but the K02 144 leaves were wrong, the gold heads sang in a small pool of sunlight, K02 145 telling me everything was still all right, but I looked all the K02 146 same and there was blood,at least it's dark, that can't be so K02 147 dangerous, but as I crouched there a bright splash fell. K02 148 - I remember I thought funeral wreath. They were K02 149 mourning flowers, I knew they were. I walked back to the car like K02 150 an old woman, trying to walk without moving too much, trying to K02 151 protect the thing I carried. All at once it seemed infinitely K02 152 fragile, infinitely open to our hurts. I asked the driver to go K02 153 back to the hotel and screamed at him when he drove too fast; at K02 154 every bump I winced and clutched Christopher, suffering the baby's K02 155 imagined pain. K02 156 The doctor who examined me was reassuring. His English was K02 157 good; he flattered me, unable to believe I was forty-nine; he said K02 158 there was often a small amount of bleeding; I could rest if I chose K02 159 to, but it wasn't essential. There was no point in tests. We had to K02 160 wait and see. K02 161 I lay in bed for five whole days, I who could never bear to be K02 162 still. Not far from my window a mournful bell rang out the hours; I K02 163 lay and counted, lay very still in bed and prayed. When I lay still K02 164 the bleeding stopped. My spirits rose; I hoped again. For K02 165 twenty-four hours my towels were clean. Whiteness, cleanness was K02 166 wonderful. I didn't read, didn't want to read, I became a still K02 167 deep well of longing, a bowl of hope, perfectly blank. I talked to K02 168 the baby, stroked my belly. "I want you. I love you. Hang K02 169 on, please. I'll do anything to keep you safe." I couldn't K02 170 talk to Chris; he was blank and closed; he dumbly brought me K02 171 whatever I asked for, then went away and drank; I talked to the K02 172 baby, talked to myself. K02 173After five days I got up again and the sad, slow bleeding K02 174 started at once, stopping and starting, brown not fresh. I lay down K02 175 again; it was driving me mad. K02 176 "Let's fly back to London," I said. K02 177"The best gynaecologist. Stay at the Savoy. That's quite K02 178 convenient for Harley Street." K02 179But things had ceased to follow my plan. I was destined to stay K02 180 in hospital, flat on my back in the single bed, weeping into the K02 181 stiff linen pillow, in a room full of florist's funeral flowers. K02 182 Christopher came with me for the ultrasound scan. First of all K02 183 they listened for the heartbeat; there was a loud, long crackle K02 184 like snow falling on all the telephone wires in the world, all of K02 185 them listening for sounds of life; to me it sounded intensely K02 186 alive, and hope surged hotly through me again. K02 187 K03 1 <#FLOB:K03\>So my phone call to the Parsons' household the next K03 2 day was in the best traditions of the society in which I found K03 3 myself living. Indeed without any wish to evade my responsibility K03 4 for subsequent events, I think I may fairly claim that in K03 5 everything I did in re Karen and her husband I K03 6 was market-led. There was a hole waiting to be plugged. I had K03 7 identified a need and was aiming to satisfy it. K03 8 Dennis answered the phone. I thanked him for dinner and said K03 9 how much I'd enjoyed myself. K03 10 "The reason I'm calling, actually, is that my wallet K03 11 seems to have disappeared and I wondered whether I could possibly K03 12 have left it there." K03 13"Hang on, I'll ask Kay." K03 14I stood looking down at the pavement below the payphone while K03 15 Dennis padded across the wall-to-wall carpeting and called K03 16 distantly to his wife. Half-eaten turds of Spud U Like nestled on a K03 17 bed of throw-up curry. I looked up at the concrete-grey sky, still K03 18 surprisingly free of graffiti. I tried not to look at anything in K03 19 between. K03 20 "It's OK, we've got it," Dennis said in my K03 21 ear. K03 22 "Sorry?" K03 23"When do you want to come and pick it up?" K03 24I got my wallet out of my pocket and held it up in front of my K03 25 eyes. K03 26 "You've got it?" K03 27"Kay found it when she was clearing up. She was going K03 28 to ring you but we don't have your number. Look, we're going K03 29 shopping this morning, we could drop it off if you like. Where do K03 30 you live?" K03 31This brought me to my senses. I would rather have died than let K03 32 the Parsons see where I lived. K03 33 "No, I don't want to put you to any bother." K03 34"It's no bother." K03 35"Well actually I'm going out this morning K03 36 too." K03 37But I was talking to myself. There was another muffled exchange K03 38 at the other end. K03 39 "Why don't you pop in this afternoon and get it? I'll K03 40 be going out briefly at some stage, but Kay'll be here." K03 41Fair enough, I thought as I walked home. I was beginning to K03 42 appreciate Karen Parsons. I've always been good at thinking on my K03 43 feet. It's the other kind of thinking I've never been able to K03 44 muster, the long-term stuff. "Never confuse strategy with K03 45 tactics," one of my tutors advised me, but I can't even K03 46 remember what the words mean. Over the short distance, though, I'm K03 47 pretty impressive, and I admire the same quality in others. I liked K03 48 the way Karen had picked up that my story about the wallet was in K03 49 fact a message, and I liked the message she was sending back even K03 50 more. It was risky. If I marched round there and demanded my wallet K03 51 in front of Dennis, she would be in deep doo-doo. She was trusting K03 52 me not to do that, putting that power in my hands. I liked that, K03 53 too. It's good to go dutch on power. I've always made a point of K03 54 borrowing money from women early in the relationship so as to give K03 55 them a hold over me. It also helps when the time comes to break off K03 56 the affair, because you can talk about the money instead of K03 57 feelings and love and messy, painful stuff like that. K03 58At a quarter to three I was in position behind the K03 59 grime-sprayed glass of a bus shelter on the Banbury Road. The K03 60 entrance to Ramillies Drive was about thirty yards away on the K03 61 other side of the road. There I stood, waiting for Dennis's car to K03 62 emerge. It was mizzling steadily, so I had lashed out on a minibus K03 63 ticket, which cost more than a taxi would here. The afternoon was K03 64 cold and raw, and I soon regretted my choice of clothing, a light K03 65 linen suit dating from my time in this country. But I wanted to K03 66 present an exotic image, a man of the world blown in from foreign K03 67 parts to bring some much-needed glamour to Karen's drab suburban K03 68 existence. K03 69 I had hoped she would be able to get rid of Dennis quickly, but K03 70 it was almost 4 o'clock before the red BMW finally appeared and K03 71 roared away in the direction of the ring road. By that time I was K03 72 chilled to the bone, exhausted from the relentless battering of the K03 73 traffic, sullen and depressed. This had better be good, I thought K03 74 grimly as I crossed the road and walked up the cul-de-sac to the K03 75 Parsonage. This had better be bloody good. K03 76 I had to ring the bell several times before Karen finally K03 77 appeared. I knew at once that something was wrong. K03 78 "Oh, it's you." She sounded surprised and K03 79 displeased."Dennis isn't here." K03 80She was wearing clingy jeans and a ribbed woollen sweater which K03 81 emphasized the lines of her body. It still wasn't my kind of body, K03 82 but dressed like that it looked quite different, a gym teacher's K03 83 body, supple, firm and fit. K03 84 "I know that," I said."I've just spent K03 85 an hour and a quarter waiting for him not to be here." K03 86"Why did you do that?" K03 87Ah, I thought. Right. Fine, if that's the way you want to play K03 88 it. K03 89 "Sorry if I misunderstood. Just give me my wallet and K03 90 I'll be off." K03 91"I haven't got your wallet." K03 92"I know you haven't." K03 93We measured each other with our eyes. K03 94 "Then what are you doing here?" she asked. K03 95This was not the first time I had dabbled in adultery. I've K03 96 always had a yen for married women - it's something to do with K03 97 being an only son, I suspect, some sort of Oedipal urge to play K03 98 Daddy's part with Mummy - and I knew by experience how much care K03 99 and tact is needed. However tenuous it may have become, once a K03 100 marriage is under threat it can suddenly turn into a territory K03 101 which has to be defended at all costs, like the Falklands. Neither K03 102 partner has given it a thought for years, but let some outsider K03 103 come barging in as though he owned the place and it's war. Perhaps K03 104 I had been too forward, I thought, taken too much for granted. K03 105 After what had happened the previous evening exquisite delicacy had K03 106 seemed uncalled for. K03 107 "I assumed you wanted me to come. Why did you say you K03 108 had my wallet otherwise?" K03 109She shrugged pettishly. K03 110 "You're late. I thought Dennis would still be K03 111 here." K03 112I tried this on from various directions, but it still didn't K03 113 make sense. K03 114 "Speak of the devil," said Karen. K03 115There was a swish of gravel as the BMW drew in. Dennis K03 116 clambered out looking disgruntled. K03 117 "Bloody thing's on the blink. There's another up your K03 118 end of town somewhere, but I can't be bothered." K03 119Registering my look of bewilderment, but mistaking the cause, K03 120 he added, "Car wash. I go every Saturday. Prevents grime K03 121 build-up." K03 122He grasped my elbow and led me through the hallway and into a K03 123 long room knocked through the whole length of the house. A K03 124 three-piece suite and coffee table occupied the front half, a K03 125 fitted kitchen and dinette the rear. These were the real living K03 126 quarters, as opposed to the receiving rooms in the other side of K03 127 the house, where guests were entertained. Dennis apparently saw me K03 128 as 'family', or at any rate as someone he didn't have to impress. K03 129 What I still couldn't understand was why he wanted to see me at K03 130 all. K03 131 Almost the biggest shock of the many I had sustained on my K03 132 return home was the loss of the social cachet I had enjoyed for so K03 133 many years. In Spain, in Italy, in Saudi - well, no, forget Saudi - K03 134 and above all here, among your warm-hearted and hospitable people, K03 135 I had been sought-after, even lionized. As a foreigner and a K03 136 teacher, I was the object of general interest and respect. At the K03 137 end of the EFL training course I did in London, a British Council K03 138 type gave us all a pep talk before we were packed off to Ankara or K03 139 Kuala Lumpur. "Never forget, you're not just K03 140 teachers," he told us,"you're cultural K03 141 ambassadors." K03 142The funny thing was that in a way the old fart was right. K03 143 Socially, we benefited from a sort of diplomatic immunity. We were K03 144 extraterritorial. The rules of the local game didn't apply to us. I K03 145 didn't appreciate this freedom until I lost it. I took it for K03 146 granted that I could associate with people from all walks of life, K03 147 from every background. It seemed perfectly natural that I should K03 148 spend one evening being waited on by uniformed retainers at the K03 149 home of an important industrialist whose son I taught, and the next K03 150 in a seedy bar drinking beer with a group of workers from the K03 151 factory where I gave private courses in technical English. Someone K03 152 rightly said that language exists to prevent us communicating, and K03 153 of no country is that more true than my own. I never made more K03 154 friends as easily as when I was among people whose language I spoke K03 155 badly and who barely spoke mine at all. In a land where trendy K03 156 caf<*_>e-acute<*/>s display neon signs reading smack bar K03 157 and snatch bar , no one's going to pick up the linguistic K03 158 and social markers that pin the native Brit down like so many K03 159 Lilliputian bonds. Subtle but damning variations of idiolect are K03 160 unlikely to count for much in a country where people go around K03 161 wearing tee-shirts inscribed with things like "The essence K03 162 of brave's aerial adventure: the flight's academy of the American K03 163 east club with the traditional gallery of Great Britain K03 164 diesel" . Do you know what that means? I don't. But it must K03 165 have meant something to someone. You couldn't justinvent K03 166 something like that. K03 167 But things were different back in the land of dinge and drab, K03 168 of sleaze and drear and grot. Teachers are not figures of respect K03 169 in my country. They're the bottom of the professional heap, K03 170 somewhere between nurses and prison warders. And I wasn't even a K03 171 real teacher. The only remarkable thing about me was the fact that K03 172 I was still doing a holiday job at the age of forty. I was just K03 173 damaged goods, another misfit, another over-educated, K03 174 under-motivated loser who had missed his chance and drifted into K03 175 the Sargasso Sea of EFL work. K03 176 Yet here I was, in sedate and semi-exclusive Ramillies Drive, K03 177 being urged to spend the rest of the afternoon with a successful K03 178 chartered accountant and his wife, being plied with expensive wine K03 179 and prawn-flavoured corn snacks, being courted. What was going K03 180 on? Were the Parsons into troilism? "Suburban couple seek K03 181 uninhibited partner, m or f, for three-way sex fun." That K03 182 was the sort of thing I could imagine Denny and Kay going in for, K03 183 at least in theory. It would go with the decor. But in practice K03 184 Dennis was too repressed to actually go through with it. Even his K03 185 drinking had to be packaged as an aesthetic experience. K03 186"Good green fruit on the nose. Young and vibrant. Soft K03 187 round buttery fruit in the mouth, trailing off a little on the K03 188 finish. Very chardonnay. Lovely concentrated body. K03 189 Surprisingly firm grip." K03 190He bought his wine from a mail-order firm, I later discovered. K03 191 Each case came with tasting notes, from which Dennis was given to K03 192 quoting extensively. The point of the whole performance was only K03 193 partly the usual snobbery and one-upmanship. The essential purpose K03 194 was to disguise the fact that Dennis was an alcoholic. He wasn't K03 195 out to get drunk - perish the thought! - but to savour the unique K03 196 individuality of each wine to the full. Dennis didn't drink, he K03 197 degusted. Well fair enough, whatever it takes. But if he couldn't K03 198 even get pissed in his own living room without all this blather it K03 199 was hard to imagine him asking casually if I'd care to step K03 200 upstairs for some kinky sex. K03 201 Still, I wasn't complaining. I didn't know what was going on, K03 202 but I was happy to be there, sipping Dennis's eight-quid-a-bottle K03 203 plonk, trading glances with his vibrant young - well, youngish - K03 204 wife and openly admiring the charms of her lovely concentrated K03 205 body. Since I wasn't in a position to return the Parsons' K03 206 hospitality, I felt an obligation to provide conversational value K03 207 for money, so I embarked on a series of anecdotes about my time K03 208 abroad, some true, all exaggerated, a few plain invention. K03 209 K04 1 <#FLOB:K04\>Rivers hesitated. "Taking unnecessary K04 2 risks is one of the first signs of a war neurosis." K04 3"Is it?" Sassoon looked down at his hands. K04 4"I didn't know that." K04 5"Nightmares and hallucinations come later." K04 6"What's an 'unnecessary risk' anyway? The maddest thing K04 7 I ever did was done under orders." He looked up, to K04 8 see if he should continue."We were told to go and get the K04 9 regimental badges off a German corpse. They reckoned he'd been dead K04 10 two days, so obviously if we got the badges they'd know which K04 11 battalion was opposite. Full moon, not a cloud in sight, K04 12 absolutely mad , but off we went. Well, we got there - K04 13 eventually - and what do we find? He's been dead a helluva lot K04 14 longer than two days, and he's French anyway." K04 15"So what did you do?" K04 16